Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

As soon as Uncle Xu entered the room, he was confused by "calculations" and "official fans".

"Fuck me, who shaved your heads?"

"Yi Zhonghai, you bastard! I'll fight for you."

Saying that, the third master rushed towards the first master.

"Yan Bugui, if I say it's not me, you just don't believe me and insist on shaving my head."

The second uncle looked at himself in the mirror and was about to collapse.

How the hell will you go to work in the future?
Going to work is a trivial matter, so how the hell should you behave?

"Liu Haizhong, don't look in the mirror over there? Kill this Yi Zhonghai!"

The third master is not the opponent of the first master, so he hurriedly called the second master to come over and help hold him down.

Immediately afterwards, with the help of the second uncle, the third uncle also picked up the fader and began to build it on the head of the first uncle.

"You two, let me go, I really didn't mean to."

The uncle explained to the two helplessly.

"You didn't call it intentional. If it was intentional, would there still be a hair on my whole body?"

The second uncle said angrily.

Fuck!
I didn't say anything about being beaten up yesterday, and I was insulted like this again today.

If it weren't for their excellent psychological quality, most people would have been admitted to a mental hospital long ago.

And this moment.

The third master was also relentless and didn't listen to his explanation at all.

Don't you like writing?

After all, I am also a language teacher.

I will write one for you too.

You sanctimonious hypocrite.

These two words are too suitable for you.

After tens of seconds, two large characters were written on the head of the uncle.

"hypocritical".

And at this moment, he was the most prestigious man in the courtyard.

Being ravaged by the faders on the head.

I really want to die.

His uncle's!

Tomorrow is the last day for the selection of advanced figures, and people from the sub-district office will come to the courtyard.

How can I meet people with my current appearance?

How the hell can you choose?
"Is that enough? Let me go!"

The old man yelled helplessly.

Uncle Xu on the side also looked anxiously.

"Stop it, stop messing around! Are there still many people waiting outside?"

However, these two people have gone completely crazy.

Who still listens to you?

It was at this time.

Outside the house, Jia Zhang continued to yell loudly.

"Auntie, why are you so slow? My stick is going to school tomorrow, hurry up!"

"Don't worry, everyone is waiting, and you will be the next one."

The first mother comforted me with kind words.

"Don't wait, we're going in now."

Jia Zhang started to play, and went into the house with a stick.

"Hey, Mrs. Jia Zhang, you can't enter!"

The aunt stepped forward and tugged a few times, but how could she hold Jia Zhangshi.

Once inside the house.

Jia Zhang was completely dumbfounded, what the hell is a haircut?
This is playing with lettering.

calculating?Official fans?hypocritical?

It really describes it just right!

"Grandma, I don't want to cut my hair off."

Seeing this, Stick Terrier was so frightened that he hid back.

"Well, let's go quickly."

Jia Zhang is about to grab the stick and leave immediately.

but.

At this time, the fader fell into the hands of the uncle again.

This time it's even more evil, maybe the effectiveness of the card has been brought to the extreme.

The fader dragged the uncle and rushed towards the stick.

"Grandma, let's run, grandpa is crazy."

next second.

I saw Jia Zhang running out with a stick, and the uncle was chasing desperately behind him.

"Run, don't let me catch up."

The uncle yelled helplessly, but his body was completely out of his control.

"Then don't chase after me. You are a hypocrite and a hypocrite. It seems that you are right!"

Jia Zhang cursed while running desperately.

At this time, the people queuing up in the yard were completely dumbfounded.

In their hearts, 1 questions arose.

How did this old man become like this?
Moreover, what Jia Zhang said was true.

What do you mean don't let me catch up?
Then don't chase me!
At this moment, everyone has a unified point of view in their hearts.

It's really hypocritical!

At the same time, the second and third uncles also came out.

"You were bitten by dogs, one by one."

Silly Zhu kept laughing while talking.

These are the three uncles!
Just call three lunatics.

"Mom, what's wrong?"

Qin Huairu just came to the backyard from the front yard when she saw such a surprised scene.

"Don't ask, your uncle is crazy, help us stop him!"

Jia Zhang asked for help.

She had run three laps around the backyard and was out of breath.

At this moment, Li Xiangdong and Jiang Tianai, who were standing at the door of their house, were also shocked by the rare scene in a thousand years.

Li Xiangdong didn't expect that the insanity card was so high.

Take another look at the embarrassing looks of the second and third uncles.

I almost died laughing!

As an upright person, generally he would not make fun of other people casually.

Unless you really can't help it!

Of course, Jiang Tianai couldn't help laughing, but the girl was reserved and covered her mouth when she laughed.

"Xiangdong, the heads of these three people are fun, what are they doing?"

Jiang Tianai asked very curiously.

"I think they're playing a kind of team game."

Li Xiangdong pretended to be serious and said.

"What? This is considered a game, I don't dare to play it. Then what is the name of this game?"

Jiang Tianai asked seriously.

Exactly.

One person is talking nonsense in a serious manner, while the other person is asking in a serious manner.

"Huh? Is this a game?" Li Xiangdong thought for a while, then smiled, "It should be called, Beast Fight."

Jiang Tianai remembered this name firmly, and would not play it even if she was killed.

My own black and beautiful hair can't be ruined by them.

the other side.

Jia Zhangshi and Banggen really couldn't run anymore.

The uncle grabbed the stick and was about to shave his head.

"Grandma, save me quickly, I don't want to be shaved by him!"

The stick stem cried loudly.

In an emergency, Jia Zhang immediately stood in front of Bang Geng.

In the next second, the uncle's fader landed on Jia Zhang's head.

"Run, don't lie on the ground, please!"

The uncle said the softest words, but did the most inhuman things.

There was a sincere apology on his face.

But the clipper was shaving frantically on Jia Zhang's head without stopping for a moment.

"My mother! Don't be hypocritical anymore. If you really spare us, stop shaving immediately."

Jia Zhang said helplessly.

But there are a lot of hair, and a lot of it floats in the air and falls to the ground.

And everyone in the courtyard also felt a kind of fear of being dominated.

"This uncle is too hypocritical, look at the expression on his face, how can this be a bad thing?"

"That's right, just looking at his face, I thought he was apologizing to someone."

"Go and save Jia Zhang!"

"Who dares to go? I dare not!"

Right now, people in the courtyard are either afraid to go, or they just don't want to go.

This Jiazhang family always looks sour and mean on weekdays.

Now, who is willing to save her?
Seeing this scene, Xu Damao never tired of it.

When I drank my own urine last time, everyone saw all my jokes.

Today, he also has to take a good look at the jokes of these people.

"Huairu, what are you doing? Come and help mom!"

Jia Zhang looked helplessly at his daughter-in-law not far away.

"Oh!"

Qin Huairu wanted to step forward, but her steps didn't follow her at all.

The reason is simple, she is also afraid of this situation.

She had never had such a terrible dream when she went to bed at night!
Very quickly, within seconds.

Two characters were also engraved on Jia Zhang's hair.

"shrew".

Everyone saw this word.

There is an idea in my heart.

It's fucking amazing!
So apt.

At this moment, Mrs. Jia Zhang touched a lot of fallen hair and cried loudly, and couldn't care about the stick anymore.

And the uncle doesn't seem to intend to let go of the stick.

Because stick stem took a break and recovered a little strength, he continued to run.

Behind him, the uncle chased him desperately again.

"Run, stick."

As for her own child, Qin Huairu had to step forward to stop her.

However, how could she stop the uncle.

"Silly Zhu, help me quickly."

Qin Huairu shed tears anxiously.

"Oh."

Shazhu said weakly, but didn't go forward immediately.

After all, there was Ran Qiuye now.

Facing Bai Lianhua's request for help, he already had defenses, and he didn't lick like before.

"Bang, run faster! Grandpa really didn't do it on purpose."

The uncle said helplessly, but the pace of his feet was like Liu Feixiang hurdling.

What kind of stone pier is not a problem.

He can jump across in one go.

"Master, my hair is still short, I really don't want to shave it."

The stick was crying and running wildly.

He had never run so fast when he was late!

Mom.

I finally got to know myself today.

What is a hypocrite?
Even if Yue Buqun sees the uncle.

Then you have to give him one too.

call out.

Master! ! !