Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

Seeing that the old man was still awake, Jia Zhang looked at the old man's face and snarled again.

"Jia Zhang, please stop!"

Seeing that her husband was bleeding from the nose, the first mother immediately yelled.

At this moment, the uncle finally woke up.

He felt that there was no pain anywhere on his body, and the nosebleeds on his face were still dripping down.

Li Xiangdong looked at it and exclaimed in his heart that it was enjoyable.

"Mr. Jia Zhang, you are crazy. Even if I shave your head, you don't have to beat me to death, do you?"

The old man said angrily.

"I'm not talking about shaving my head now." Mrs. Jia Zhang pulled the stick to her side and pressed his head down, "Please explain to me carefully, what does this mean?"

Easy to stem?

What's going on here?

Because it was so confusing just now, the uncle himself didn't notice that he wrote these two words.

"That." The uncle explained slowly, "You all saw it just now, I was possessed, so I don't know how I wrote these two words?"

"Obsessed?" Li Xiangdong smiled, "That's a good reason! Then why do the words engraved by the first few people match so well?"

Hearing this, the second uncle, third uncle, and Jia Zhang were all anxious.

"Be careful what you say."

"Yes."

Although they said so on the surface, they agreed with Li Xiangdong's words in their hearts.

"This is." The uncle thought for a while, and said, "Because I like the boy BangGeng so much, I may have accidentally engraved these two characters after being possessed."

"Bah, I don't like you."

Stick stem stroked his hair as if it had been chewed by a dog, and blamed loudly.

"Bang, I'm sorry, it's my uncle who made a mistake. And Mrs. Jia Zhang, I'm really sorry for misunderstood you."

The old man quickly apologized.

"I engraved 'Yi Ji' son because I like it, do you think we are three-year-olds?"

Hearing this, Li Xiangdong then launched a fierce attack on him.

This old guy is really flexible!

Right now, Li Xiangdong seems to be Jia Zhang's attorney.

As for the Jiazhang family, except for Sapo, there is really no one like Li Xiangdong.

Therefore, I am willing to let him speak for myself.

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the courtyard recognized Li Xiangdong's words very much.

"Yeah, I don't even make up a better reason."

"I think [-]% of them were stopped by Li Xiangdong."

"Well, it seems to be a little guilty."

Hearing what everyone said, the uncle glared at Li Xiangdong.

Why are you everywhere?

He deeply felt that in recent days, Li Xiangdong seemed to have a grudge against him.

However, think carefully.

The two did have a grudge.

"Yes, do you think I'm a three-year-old?"

Jia Zhang followed Li Xiangdong's words.

Seeing that everyone was still unwilling to let go, the uncle paused for a few seconds, and then spoke very sincerely.

"Okay, then I'll be honest. Just now, it's because I fantasized that the stick is my own child."

"Everyone knows I'm an extinct family, but you don't understand what the word 'extreme household' really means."

"They are synonymous with pain and despair."

"Every time I see you and your children, playing and playing together, singing and dancing together."

"I'm so envious."

"Even many times, I will stand aside and watch you interact with your children, and then I can't help showing a smirk."

"But after the smirk is over, there is an incomparable emptiness in my heart."

"Powerless and hopeless."

"I have imagined countless times that it would be great if I could have a child of my own with a big mother!"

“That way you can also enjoy the happy time with your children.”

When she heard this, the first mother shed tears.

She knew that the uncle wanted a child very much, but she didn't expect his heart to be so painful.

now.

Even the deaf old lady who was extinct couldn't help it, and secretly wiped away her tears.

Because these words also touched the depths of her heart.

Even Xu Damao felt that he was really pitiful.

He regrets it!
If I knew it earlier, I should have asked Silly Zhu for three or 4000 yuan.

In the next second, the uncle continued to speak with emotion.

"Yes, I really want to have a child."

"It would be great if it could actually happen."

"Because, at that time."

"Even a simple hug."

"Even if it's just a wave goodbye."

"It will also make me feel a kind of incomparable happiness and excitement."

"But in this life, I will never have the chance to do it."

"Who can experience this kind of despair?"

At this time, the uncle blew his nose and continued to speak affectionately.

"It's also because I want a child so badly."

"That's why I made unforgivable mistakes in the past."

"I know, I shouldn't ask Li Xiangdong's wife to vaccinate and have children."

"I shouldn't ignore my wife's feelings just because I want a child."

"I really deserve death! I really deserve death."

"Fortunately, I pulled back from the brink in time."

"But I know that this is already a stain that can never be erased in my life."

"Just because I want a child so badly."

"This may be an easy thing for you."

"But for me, it is an impossible luxury for a lifetime."

Having said that, the uncle lowered his head deeply.

then.

Sobbing, choking, trembling.

Hearing this, Da Ma burst into tears.

She didn't expect her husband to live in such pain.

I blame myself for not giving him a man and a woman!
Blame myself for not living up to expectations!

So, she made a decision in her heart.

In the future, I will never blame my husband for "vaccinating and giving birth".

Even, she wanted to.

If there is still time, then I will definitely support my husband's idea of ​​having a child by borrowing seeds!
And the second uncle and the third uncle saw this situation.

I didn't expect Lao Yi to live in such pain, and I thought that I would never use the word "extinct household" to make fun of him in the future.

And the other people in the courtyard also felt deep sympathy for the uncle at the moment.

"Damn, I'm about to cry."

"I'm already crying, okay?"

"This uncle, it's really not easy after so many years."

"Yeah, that's all. He has been helping people in the courtyard."

"Don't Master Ren just want a child? No one of us is allowed to mention the word "hukou" in the future."

"That's right, let me tell you, don't keep talking about 'borrowing a seed to have a child'. After all, they are desperate, and they are also reining in the precipice."

"Hmm, that's right."

"This uncle is really pitiful!"

"Yes, we are not the parties involved, and we really cannot understand his pain."

After everyone's discussion ended, the uncle said the last few words.

"So, just because I was crazy about children, I fantasized that the stick was my own child."

"As a result, the word 'Yi Geng' was written on the child's head."

"Jia Zhangshi, Qin Huairu, Banggen, I'm wrong, I'm really sorry!"

After finishing speaking, the uncle completely buried his head under the ground.

Use silence to tell the unspeakable pain deep in my heart!
Hearing such a sincere confession, everyone in the courtyard nodded slightly.

"We shouldn't blame the uncle."

"That's right, since he wants a child so much, let's forget it this time."

"That's right."

At this time, Li Xiangdong was completely numb.

What kind of weird operation is this?
He dared to say that this uncle's rank is probably the absolute No.1 in the tomato world!
If it is placed in later generations, he will be an absolute scumbag.

The invincible leader of the PUA world!

No, I must not let the uncle succeed like this.

So, this time.

Li Xiangdong stood up and applauded enthusiastically.

"Grandpa, your performance is so fucking wonderful."

"It's a pity that you don't go get a movie king!"