Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire
Chapter 68 Don't You Just Want Evidence, I'll Give It To You
Performance?actor?
Hearing these two words, the uncle was very upset.
But he still showed a hypocritical smile.
"Li Xiangdong, I don't quite understand what you said?"
"Don't understand? I said you were acting, so you should understand now, right?
Li Xiangdong sneered, and then pointed it out directly.
"What kind of play do I play? I have to speak with my conscience."
After several contests, the uncle has been able to not get angry under any circumstances.
In the previous few lessons, he summed it up well.
Irritability is the fault every time, so you must calm down.
If you still can't do it, then simply give up your surname.
"Then let me just say it straight, this stick is the child of you and Qin Huairu, what are you talking about imagining as your own child, are you using fantasy?"
Li Xiangdong smiled lightly.
"You have to rely on evidence to speak."
When he said this, the uncle kept telling himself to be calm.
"Li Xiangdong, that's enough, stop talking nonsense."
This time, Qin Huairu couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled loudly.
"That's right, Li Xiangdong, Sister Qin is not this kind of person."
Silly Zhu said unfairly.
"Isn't it? We'll find out soon."
Li Xiangdong snorted coldly.
This stupid column is only your IQ.
Can you see a high-level white lotus like Qin Huairu?
To see it, is it still blood sucked all the time?
And a mouthful of Miss Qin.
What an idiot!
at the same time.
Li Xiangdong slowly approached the uncle.
When he was one meter away, he saw that the uncle had grown a few longer hairs and curled them up.
After all, he is a man who has taken Xisui Pill, and his eyesight is surprisingly good.
If I'm not mistaken, in order to cover up the self-roll, the uncle should also cut his hair.
However, fortunately, he has not had time to cut it yet.
This also just gave Li Xiangdong a chance to prove it.
Because the technology of DNA paternity testing does not exist in this era.
Therefore, in order to prevent the uncle from cheating, he would rather die than admit it.
Li Xiangdong thought of a good strategy.
"Master, I want to ask you a question?"
Li Xiangdong said calmly.
"What question? You can ask, as long as I can answer it."
The uncle also pretended to be calm.
"Is your hair curly?"
When he said this, Li Xiangdong deliberately looked at the stick.
"of course not."
The old man replied.
"you sure?"
Li Xiangdong asked.
"It's funny, that's for sure!"
The old man answered without thinking for a second.
The people in the courtyard heard that Li Xiangdong was so mentally handicapped, but they couldn't figure out what he was doing?
Is that even a question?
When did the uncle roll it himself?
However, being reminded by Li Xiangdong, everyone is more inclined to the uncle.
Because, stick stem is self-made, but he is not.
"Uncle Xu, did you hear what the old man said?"
Li Xiangdong smiled complacently at the uncle.
This question made the old man's heart skip a beat.
He could guess that Li Xiangdong must have learned about this from Uncle Xu.
However, the saddest thing is that I have already told everyone with certainty that I am not a self-written paper.
What to do now?
Not even a chance to justify a coincidence.
Now, the uncle was completely dumbfounded, he had a premonition.
It's all over!
At this moment, he can only be lucky that Uncle Xu won't talk nonsense.
"I heard what Yi Zhonghai said."
Uncle Xu immediately answered Li Xiangdong's words.
"Okay, then please tell everyone, how often does the first man in our hospital cut his hair?"
Li Xiangdong asked happily.
He knew that Grandpa was finished.
"One week."
Uncle Xu responded.
"One week, why so often?"
Li Xiangdong asked knowingly.
And the old man on the side has given up resistance.
"Because his hair is so curly, he often comes for a haircut. But I don't know, he is for this reason!"
Uncle Xu answered in every detail.
"Nonsense, you guys are better off, I'm not a self-written paper at all."
The uncle is ready to fight to the end.
"You are really cheeky, and you are still denying the matter until now."
Li Xiangdong complained.
"Who denied it?"
Uncle's mood is slowly breaking down.
Compared with the stable as Mount Tai at the beginning, there is almost a difference of two people.
"Then do you dare to stay for a few more days before going to cut your hair?"
Li Xiangdong asked with a smile.
"Why, I just like to cut it short, can't I?"
The uncle has now begun to imitate Jia Zhang's arrogance and unreasonableness.
"I knew you would say that." Li Xiangdong shook his head and laughed loudly, "Master, you have completely miscalculated. I said, everyone, take a closer look at the few hairs on the back of his head."
Hearing Li Xiangdong's words, many people ran to the uncle.
Because the uncle was tied to a chair, he couldn't move at the moment.
So, even if he wanted to hide it, he couldn't hide it.
It can only be observed by everyone one by one.
At this moment, he is like a monkey in a zoo, being watched and watched.
"Really, the longer ones are all curly hair!"
"Well, you old man, I would rather die than admit that I am a self-written paper just now."
"It's all right now, I was caught lying."
"Isn't it obvious now that this uncle is telling lies just to cover up his relationship with Banggan."
Not far away, after hearing these words, Banggen also understood the meaning.
It turned out that his father turned out to be a grandpa!
Thinking about how the uncle shaved his ugly hair just now, he felt extremely conflicted in his heart.
He would rather have a paralyzed father than a madman as his father.
"Yi Zhonghai, you bastard, what else do you have to argue about?"
When Jiazhang stepped forward, he slapped the old man again.
Hearing this, the uncle was completely speechless this time.
Seeing that the elder acquiesced, Qin Huairu shook his head again and again.
"No, that's not the case."
"You bitch, what aren't you?" Jia Zhang turned around and slapped Qin Huairu, "I'll just say it. Our Jia family hasn't passed self-examination papers for several generations, why did you show up here?" ? Besides, no one at your house has self-taught rolls."
After speaking, Jia Zhang beat Qin Huairu to death.
"Mom, I know I was wrong, so stop hitting me."
Qin Huairu lay on the ground and cried.
"Know it's wrong? You bitch, will our Jia family forgive you for this kind of mistake?"
Jia Zhang cursed while beating Qin Huairu.
This huge reversal surprised everyone in the courtyard.
They found a problem.
Every time I trust the uncle very much.
They will all be slapped in the face immediately.
In this regard, he has never let everyone down once.
Except for Li Xiangdong, everyone now feels like a fool.
Why was he tricked by the uncle just now?
From this point of view, in the future, he will be nicknamed like a fool.
What silly mao, silly middle, silly expensive and so on.
Followed by.
After Li Xiangdong finished speaking, Jiang Tianai ran to his side and praised with a smile.
"Xiangdong, you are really amazing! Just now I was fooled by the uncle's acting skills."
Li Xiangdong smiled, "It's okay, as long as I'm here, with his little thoughts, he can't succeed!"
at the same time.
The most seriously injured is Da Ma.
Just now, she has been completely brainwashed by her husband.
But now?
The big mother picked up a brick and walked towards the big man who was tied to the chair.
"Yi Zhonghai!"
"Go to die today!"
Hearing these two words, the uncle was very upset.
But he still showed a hypocritical smile.
"Li Xiangdong, I don't quite understand what you said?"
"Don't understand? I said you were acting, so you should understand now, right?
Li Xiangdong sneered, and then pointed it out directly.
"What kind of play do I play? I have to speak with my conscience."
After several contests, the uncle has been able to not get angry under any circumstances.
In the previous few lessons, he summed it up well.
Irritability is the fault every time, so you must calm down.
If you still can't do it, then simply give up your surname.
"Then let me just say it straight, this stick is the child of you and Qin Huairu, what are you talking about imagining as your own child, are you using fantasy?"
Li Xiangdong smiled lightly.
"You have to rely on evidence to speak."
When he said this, the uncle kept telling himself to be calm.
"Li Xiangdong, that's enough, stop talking nonsense."
This time, Qin Huairu couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled loudly.
"That's right, Li Xiangdong, Sister Qin is not this kind of person."
Silly Zhu said unfairly.
"Isn't it? We'll find out soon."
Li Xiangdong snorted coldly.
This stupid column is only your IQ.
Can you see a high-level white lotus like Qin Huairu?
To see it, is it still blood sucked all the time?
And a mouthful of Miss Qin.
What an idiot!
at the same time.
Li Xiangdong slowly approached the uncle.
When he was one meter away, he saw that the uncle had grown a few longer hairs and curled them up.
After all, he is a man who has taken Xisui Pill, and his eyesight is surprisingly good.
If I'm not mistaken, in order to cover up the self-roll, the uncle should also cut his hair.
However, fortunately, he has not had time to cut it yet.
This also just gave Li Xiangdong a chance to prove it.
Because the technology of DNA paternity testing does not exist in this era.
Therefore, in order to prevent the uncle from cheating, he would rather die than admit it.
Li Xiangdong thought of a good strategy.
"Master, I want to ask you a question?"
Li Xiangdong said calmly.
"What question? You can ask, as long as I can answer it."
The uncle also pretended to be calm.
"Is your hair curly?"
When he said this, Li Xiangdong deliberately looked at the stick.
"of course not."
The old man replied.
"you sure?"
Li Xiangdong asked.
"It's funny, that's for sure!"
The old man answered without thinking for a second.
The people in the courtyard heard that Li Xiangdong was so mentally handicapped, but they couldn't figure out what he was doing?
Is that even a question?
When did the uncle roll it himself?
However, being reminded by Li Xiangdong, everyone is more inclined to the uncle.
Because, stick stem is self-made, but he is not.
"Uncle Xu, did you hear what the old man said?"
Li Xiangdong smiled complacently at the uncle.
This question made the old man's heart skip a beat.
He could guess that Li Xiangdong must have learned about this from Uncle Xu.
However, the saddest thing is that I have already told everyone with certainty that I am not a self-written paper.
What to do now?
Not even a chance to justify a coincidence.
Now, the uncle was completely dumbfounded, he had a premonition.
It's all over!
At this moment, he can only be lucky that Uncle Xu won't talk nonsense.
"I heard what Yi Zhonghai said."
Uncle Xu immediately answered Li Xiangdong's words.
"Okay, then please tell everyone, how often does the first man in our hospital cut his hair?"
Li Xiangdong asked happily.
He knew that Grandpa was finished.
"One week."
Uncle Xu responded.
"One week, why so often?"
Li Xiangdong asked knowingly.
And the old man on the side has given up resistance.
"Because his hair is so curly, he often comes for a haircut. But I don't know, he is for this reason!"
Uncle Xu answered in every detail.
"Nonsense, you guys are better off, I'm not a self-written paper at all."
The uncle is ready to fight to the end.
"You are really cheeky, and you are still denying the matter until now."
Li Xiangdong complained.
"Who denied it?"
Uncle's mood is slowly breaking down.
Compared with the stable as Mount Tai at the beginning, there is almost a difference of two people.
"Then do you dare to stay for a few more days before going to cut your hair?"
Li Xiangdong asked with a smile.
"Why, I just like to cut it short, can't I?"
The uncle has now begun to imitate Jia Zhang's arrogance and unreasonableness.
"I knew you would say that." Li Xiangdong shook his head and laughed loudly, "Master, you have completely miscalculated. I said, everyone, take a closer look at the few hairs on the back of his head."
Hearing Li Xiangdong's words, many people ran to the uncle.
Because the uncle was tied to a chair, he couldn't move at the moment.
So, even if he wanted to hide it, he couldn't hide it.
It can only be observed by everyone one by one.
At this moment, he is like a monkey in a zoo, being watched and watched.
"Really, the longer ones are all curly hair!"
"Well, you old man, I would rather die than admit that I am a self-written paper just now."
"It's all right now, I was caught lying."
"Isn't it obvious now that this uncle is telling lies just to cover up his relationship with Banggan."
Not far away, after hearing these words, Banggen also understood the meaning.
It turned out that his father turned out to be a grandpa!
Thinking about how the uncle shaved his ugly hair just now, he felt extremely conflicted in his heart.
He would rather have a paralyzed father than a madman as his father.
"Yi Zhonghai, you bastard, what else do you have to argue about?"
When Jiazhang stepped forward, he slapped the old man again.
Hearing this, the uncle was completely speechless this time.
Seeing that the elder acquiesced, Qin Huairu shook his head again and again.
"No, that's not the case."
"You bitch, what aren't you?" Jia Zhang turned around and slapped Qin Huairu, "I'll just say it. Our Jia family hasn't passed self-examination papers for several generations, why did you show up here?" ? Besides, no one at your house has self-taught rolls."
After speaking, Jia Zhang beat Qin Huairu to death.
"Mom, I know I was wrong, so stop hitting me."
Qin Huairu lay on the ground and cried.
"Know it's wrong? You bitch, will our Jia family forgive you for this kind of mistake?"
Jia Zhang cursed while beating Qin Huairu.
This huge reversal surprised everyone in the courtyard.
They found a problem.
Every time I trust the uncle very much.
They will all be slapped in the face immediately.
In this regard, he has never let everyone down once.
Except for Li Xiangdong, everyone now feels like a fool.
Why was he tricked by the uncle just now?
From this point of view, in the future, he will be nicknamed like a fool.
What silly mao, silly middle, silly expensive and so on.
Followed by.
After Li Xiangdong finished speaking, Jiang Tianai ran to his side and praised with a smile.
"Xiangdong, you are really amazing! Just now I was fooled by the uncle's acting skills."
Li Xiangdong smiled, "It's okay, as long as I'm here, with his little thoughts, he can't succeed!"
at the same time.
The most seriously injured is Da Ma.
Just now, she has been completely brainwashed by her husband.
But now?
The big mother picked up a brick and walked towards the big man who was tied to the chair.
"Yi Zhonghai!"
"Go to die today!"
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