Uncharted Adventure: Unlock the Deadpool template at the beginning

Little White Rabbit panicked.

I am innocent!

Why do you always want to be greedy for my body?
Still want to see my internal organs?
crying~
qaq
The little white rabbit in Yaoyao's arms was scared, it kept rubbing, rubbing, rubbing against Yaoyao's chest.In the end, I didn’t catch anything... I can’t say that I didn’t catch it, I can only say that it’s not big, and there are some small...

Hehe, so soft~
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As a male rabbit, it feels very comfortable in Yaoyao's arms, and doesn't want to jump for a while.

Studio.

"Fuck! Damn it, what is this rabbit doing? Rubbing around? Ahhhh! Get away from my wife!"

"Rabbit, get off the ground, the rabbit can't get a house!"

"I want it, I want it too! I haven't rubbed against Yaoyao's wife yet, how can it be your turn to rub it? I'm so envious, so jealous!"

"The rabbit must die! The rabbit must die! The rabbit must die! Repeat the important words three times!"

"I'm going, why does this rabbit show a comfortable expression? This rabbit is so cheap! It must be a male rabbit!"

"This wave, I must support Sister Bao'er! Kangkang's internal organs!"

"Why can a rabbit be treated like this? Abba, Ababa, Yaoyao hug me!"

"One thing to say, the rabbit must die!"

……

The audience exploded one by one.

They looked at the rabbit that kept rubbing against Yaoyao's chest, they were so sour~
Why does a rabbit have such benefits?
They who have received 9 years of compulsory education expressed their dissatisfaction!

At this moment, everyone was filled with righteous indignation, cursing the rabbit not to have a house!

"what!"

"Sister Bao'er!"

"The rabbit is so cute, how can you kill it?"

"This is too cruel."

"Animals are very cute. Don't you have any favorite animals?"

Holding the little rabbit in her arms, Yaoyao hurriedly took two steps away from Sister Baoer, for fear that Sister Baoer would directly roast the rabbit in her hand, just like the roasted sparrow before.

Although the previous roasted sparrows were indeed delicious and full of aftertaste, I still drool thinking about it now.But one size counts for one size, and the rabbit is not dead yet.

Yaoyao can't eat rabbits!
(つヮ)
Su Chen had strange eyes and blinked.

To be honest, he was also a little curious about what kind of animal Miss Baoer would like.

What animal would you like?

dog?
cat?
Duck?

pig?
Kakashi perked up his ears while looking at the little yellow book.

He also wanted to know what animals Sister Bao'er would like.

In Kakashi's impression, Sister Baoer looked more like a man than a woman.

Although Sister Baoer is carrying a shovel, wearing overalls, a white T-shirt, and green liberation shoes, her hair is a bit messy.The appearance of a female man.

But the strength is terrifying. Not only does he dig holes very well, he holds a shovel in his hand and knocks no matter what monster he encounters!There is nothing you can't beat, and the feeling towards people is very sturdy.

As a girl, this is very incredible!

"Sister Bao'er, don't you have any favorite animals?"

Seeing that sister Bao'er was silent, Yaoyao asked sweetly again.

"oh oh!"

"Animal?"

"I like a lot of animals."

Sister Baoer nodded seriously.

She was thinking about Yaoyao's question just now.Thinking about what animal I like.After thinking about it, I really thought of many favorite animals.

"Then what animals are there?"

Yaoyao asked curiously, as if she wanted to know very much.The rabbit in its arms kept rubbing against each other.

"Steamed braised fish, charcoal-grilled rabbit head, stewed chicken with mushrooms, roast suckling pig, white-cut chicken..."

Sister Bao'er mentioned dozens of animals she likes in one breath, all of which are dishes without exception, and none of them are alive.

Yaoyao: "!!!"

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This is this...

Is this the animal Miss Baoer likes?

How is it all food?

How come there is nothing alive?

It's called Do you have a favorite animal?

There is no good at all! ! !

These are not called animals, these are called food! ! !
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Kakashi: "!!!"

Su Chen: "!!!"

The two of them looked at each other, seeing strange expressions in each other's eyes.

This is why Miss Baoer likes animals?

Good guy.

They call it a good guy in their hearts.

But it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

It is indeed an animal, but it is an animal made into a dish.

Little Rabbit: "!!!"

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

This woman is so scary, so scary.

You have to escape from here, otherwise you will really be turned into a braised rabbit head later!

It struggled continuously in Yaoyao's arms, finally broke free, ran away, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

The desire to survive is extremely strong! !

Studio.

"Blooming in a trance, Sister Bao'er is so cute, is this your favorite animal? Two words, awesome!"

"Awesome wow, I am convinced of the brain circuit of Sister Baoer."

"Bao'er deserves to be you, the witty group!"

"Ahem, let me tell you something, Sister Bao'er will give you full marks for this operation!"

"Hahahaha, I can't find any reason to refute what Sister Bao'er said! Isn't food an animal? Isn't an animal just food?"

"I laughed so hard, Sister Bao'er is too sandy, I love it."

"Sister Bao'er, do you want to laugh at me to death, so that you can inherit the 5 cents from my Huabei?"

"Wow Kaka, in Sister Baoer's eyes. Animals are all for food!"

"Look at Yaoyao, Yaoyao was confused for a moment. Hahahaha, this confused expression is too cute!!"

……

When the audience heard Sister Bao'er's words, they were all very happy and laughed out loud.

"Ok?"

"Look at your strange expressions? Am I wrong?"

"I like these animals, right?"

"something wrong?"

Sister Baoer blinked her eyes.

She tilted her head and spoke as a matter of course.

Kakashi: "......"

Yaoyao: "......"

Su Chen: "..."

Damn it!

What Sister Baoer said makes sense.

There is simply no reason to refute it.

"After exploring for a day, let's move forward to the channel and find a suitable place to rest."

Kakashi coughed lightly.

He hurriedly interrupted the topic and spoke now.

Su Chen nodded.

The environment of this section of the passage is too bad. At a glance, it is not the blood and bones, the corpses of the Americans, or the huge corpses of the monsters. It is indeed very unsuitable for rest.

"Okay."

Yaoyao also nodded obediently.

The group of them continued to move towards the front of the passage.

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Follow Su Chen and others to advance in the passage.

The official program group once again broadcast the death toll and details of the team members who participated in "Expedition of the Secret Land".

This is the second time that the program team has started broadcasting the death toll announcement of "Exploration of the Uncharted Land".

"Hi everyone, I'm Bingbing. I'm sorry to tell everyone that nearly [-]% of the people who participated in the adventure show died!"

"The number of people who can survive today is less than 7000!"

"I'm very sorry about that, sorry."

"Although the secret realm is full of opportunities, it is also extremely dangerous."

"Participating is risky, please be cautious when participating!"

The host Bingbing appeared on the program stage.

She took the microphone and sighed.

Hearing the number of deaths, the audience gasped and was shocked.

In less than a few days, 4000 people died!
This is more than the number of deaths reported by the program group last time!

The last time there were only 2000 people died, this time the total number of deaths reached 4000!
You know, most of the 4000 people who died were not ordinary people, there were special forces, taekwondo masters, adventurers, etc.

But even so, these people are still dead!
How high is this death rate?
Sure enough, a secret realm is a secret realm, and the inside is extremely dangerous and weird.

Ordinary people enter it, there is only one dead end!
"Wow, it's only been a few days, and so many people died again?
"This death toll ratio is higher than the death toll in Syria!"

"The secret realm is too scary! I was watching a team's live broadcast before, but when I watched it, everyone's heads were scratched by sand sculptures all of a sudden! The screen went black!"

"What is this? I saw monsters in the secret realm eat human flesh raw, and their intestines and hearts bleed all over the place. That's disgusting!"

"Among the remaining contestants, almost none of the teams are complete, either one person is missing, or two people are missing. Therefore, there are many self-organized teams, forming a group of more than a dozen people to explore, and the teams arranged by the previous program group have all been dismantled!"

"That's right, almost no team is still a team of 4! It's still the original team!"

"That's not necessarily the case. Have you ever watched Su Chen's team? Their team is in perfect condition, and they are very happy sand sculptures! You can go and have a look!"

"Hahaha, I saw it. That team is really joyful and shaky. If you haven't watched it, you can go and see it. I almost laughed crazy just now."

……

Following the discussion among the audience, the team of Su Chen and others appeared in front of the public again!

Those who didn't know about Su Chen's team originally rushed into the live broadcast room of Su Chen and others!
With the expansion of the influence of these few times, more and more people know about it, and the reputation of this expedition team such as Su Chen is getting bigger and bigger!

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Program studio.

"Ok?"

"How is this going?"

"Why are there so many people watching this expedition?"

"I'll go, if the number of people continues to increase. The server just exploded!"

When Chen Feng saw the data on the computer screen, his eyebrows twitched.

You should know that each expedition team has a fixed value for the number of viewers.

Because, this time, the number of people participating in "Exploration of the Secret Land" is very large, close to 1 people, and every 4 people form a team, which can form 2500 teams!
Each team is equipped with live broadcast equipment (mini stealth aircraft)

Therefore, the live broadcast room of each team's adventure cannot exceed this number. Once it exceeds this number, the server where it is located will freeze, and then explode!
Unless the value of the live room is readjusted!
Of course, as a data officer, Chen Feng does not have this right, he has to explain this situation to the director.

"Director! Director!"

"There's something big!"

"Something big has happened!"

Without further ado, Chen Feng came to the director's office quickly and spoke anxiously.

"What exactly is it?"

"Say it now!"

Director Zhao Kun frowned and spoke in a confident voice.

What he dislikes the most is when someone breaks into his office recklessly.

"Okay okay."

"It's just that the server in a live broadcast room is about to explode!"

"The parameters we set are not enough, we have to modify the parameter values!"

Chen Feng spoke anxiously, for fear that the server would explode.

If you don't speak quickly, with the influx of people in the live broadcast room, Su Chen's team will really not be able to live broadcast!
"what?"

"how can that be?"

"The parameters of each live broadcast room are strictly set by experts!"

"How did this happen?"

Zhao Kun stood up abruptly, and said aloud in a little inconceivable way.

"This...is indeed what happened!"

"Now there is a Su Chen team, the popularity is very hot, the number of viewers has reached tens of millions, plus the interaction of these netizens. The server parameters we set can no longer bear this pressure."

"Needs a change!"

"Reset required!"

"Otherwise, the live broadcast of this team will not be broadcast!"

Chen Feng smiled wryly and reported the truth.

"In just a few days, this team has so many viewers? How popular is it?"

"This team is the guarantee of ratings!

"What are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you hurry up and arrange someone to modify the value of this expedition team's live broadcast room?"

Zhao Kun hurriedly spoke, speaking extremely fast!
If the live broadcast of this expedition team can't be broadcast, it will be a great loss to their program "Exploration of the Secret Land"! !
"Good good!"

Chen Feng nodded quickly, went outside, and modified the parameter value of Su Chen and others' live broadcast room, directly adjusting it to the highest level!
With this adjustment, no matter how many people come to Su Chen's team's live broadcast room, they will not be stuck and can bear it!

"I didn't expect that, just a few days after the show aired, a team became popular, and it was a big hit!"

Director Zhao Kun sat on the sofa, his eyes narrowed.

He knew very clearly in his heart that this "Secret Adventure" program was co-organized by the United Nations around the world, and the purpose was not just a simple adventure!
However, Su Chen, a Huaxia team, was able to become popular. As a Huaxia person, he was also very happy.

"Let me see how far this team can go!"

Director Zhao Kun's eyes showed anticipation.

He clicked on the live broadcast room of Su Chen's team and began to watch the live broadcast with relish.

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within the channel.

Su Chen and the others continued to move forward in the passage.After walking for more than half an hour, they still couldn't find a suitable place to rest.

The passage we passed just now was either dark and damp, or full of corpses, extremely smelly, not suitable for resting at all.

Just at this time.

"Sand sculpture!"

"Sand sculpture!"

"Sand sculpture!"

……

A group of sand sculptures suddenly flew in front of the passage.As soon as they saw Su Chen, they circled above Su Chen and the others, with fierce eyes!
"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

……

Su Chen chuckled, without further ado, he pulled out his pistol, and kept shooting at these sand sculptures, with every single instance of impatientness.

Every bullet just took away a sand sculpture!
With one shot, in less than a few tens of seconds, all the sand sculptures hovering above their heads screamed and fell to the ground, turning into sand.

I, Su Chen, the God of Gun God!
Su Chen made a pose, blew off the smoke from the gun, and smiled.

"Isn't it?"

"Among the dozens of sand sculptures, there is not a single nuclear energy crystal?"

Su Chen raised her eyebrows, a little surprised.

Among the sand sculptures made before, on average, for every 30 sand sculptures made, one sand sculpture has nuclear energy crystals in its body.

But just now, he killed more than 30 sand sculptures, but there was not a single nuclear energy crystal?

"Let's go, find a place to eat."

Sister Baoer's stomach rumbled.

Obviously, she was hungry.

Su Chen and the others continued to walk towards the passage, at this moment, a piece of green appeared in front of them~
"Wow!"

"Sister Bao'er, take a look!"

"The environment in front is so beautiful!"

"What a big grassland, there are a lot of rabbits there!"

Yaoyao's face is excited.

She pointed forward with her little finger, her face full of excitement.

The passage ahead is extremely spacious, and at a glance, it is full of green grasslands.

The green grass is green and tender, colorful flowers are everywhere, and it is full of vitality.

The stream is flowing, and the fish in the stream jump up from time to time, cheerful and active.

Not only that, there are a lot of little white rabbits in the grassland. The rabbits are hopping, some are eating grass, some are mating, and some are playing.

In short, it can be described in two words, the environment is pleasant, and there are many rabbits!

"rabbit……"

"A lot of rabbits can be made into a lot of food."

"Braised rabbit meat, steamed rabbit meat, dry pot braised rabbit meat, sauce-flavored rabbit meat, braised hare..."

Sister Bao'er looked at the rabbit, and couldn't help but drool, and Abba Abba said.

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In her eyes, these rabbit meats are like food after food, delicious food.

Su Chen and Kakashi swallowed, also feeling a little greedy.

No way, explore the secret land these days.Most of the food they ate was compressed biscuits and water...no fresh food was touched at all.

So seeing these rabbits now... they all expressed a little greediness.

Abba aba~
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"Wow wow."

"How can you be like this?"

"Bunny rabbits are so cute, why do you want to eat them?"

Yaoyao quit immediately.

Tears flowed down her mouth uncontrollably.

woohoo~
The bunny is so cute, I really want to eat it, bah bah!Rabbits are so cute, how can they be eaten?
No, no, I can't have that kind of thought.

Studio.

"Hahahaha, Yaoyao is too cute. The words are cute, and the body is very honest. Eat, eat, if the rabbit is so cute, how can I be worthy of the rabbit? Wow!"

"No, no, it hurts my stomach from laughing. Damn, are you sure it's "Adventure Show"? Not a variety show? It's going to drive me crazy from laughing! Hahahahaha!"

"I'm crazy from laughing. I said I don't want to eat, but my saliva has already flowed down. The world is real~"

"Zhenxiang Yaoyao is online~emmmmm~"

"Aswl, I'm so cute, just let me die in Yaoyao's arms."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery

"Yaoyao, why are you so cute? I can't resist this cuteness at all, I have a girlish heart~"

Su Chen: "..."

Kakashi: "......"

Sister Baoer: "..."

Yaoyao's few words are really not convincing at all!

You said that it would be fine not to eat rabbits, why do you still drool?

"Chick, chick, chirp!" (It's bad, a human has come to our territory, run away!)
"Chick, chick, chirp!" (Run, everyone, those humans are going to eat us!)
"Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!" (Run away!")
……

The rabbits on the prairie, seeing Su Chen and the others, started running wildly one by one.

Some, got into the soil hole.

Some, ran into the grass.

Some, because they ran too fast, hit a big tree or rock directly, pawn!
"Thanks to nature, thanks to the gift from nature~"

Sister Bao'er clasped her hands together, and after thanking her, she went to pick up the dead rabbit that she killed herself.

Pick two here, two there, a total of four.

"I picked up four rabbits, exactly one for each person."

Sister Baoer came to Yaoyao with four rabbits.

Yaoyao: "!!!"

No way no way, do you really want to eat rabbits?

How is this possible?
However, the rabbit is already dead... It seems that it is useless not to eat.

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Besides, Sister Baoer is right, this is a gift from nature, how can you disrespect nature?

At this moment, Yaoyao's eyes are full of reluctance and anticipation.

I don't know what the taste of rabbit meat will be?

Abba aba~
"Leave these four rabbits to me to cook!"

"I'm a man known as the God of Cooking!"

"Hey, does Xiao Xixi want to eat my roasted rabbit meat?"

"Wait a minute, I'll bake it for you ~ Xiao Xixi~"

"Who told me to spoil you so much~"

Su Chen giggled, talking obscenely in front of Kakashi.

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

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"Can you bake rabbits?"

Sister Bao'er looked at Su Chen curiously, with some doubts.

Su Chen: "The title of God of Cooking is not for nothing!"

Sister Bao'er: "Then these 4 rabbits will be handed over to you."

Su Chen: "Do you have a kitchen knife?"

Sister Baoer: "Yes."

Su Chen: "Is there any soy sauce, salt and spices?"

Sister Baoer: "Yes."

Su Chen: "Is there a fork?"

Sister Baoer: "Yes."

Su Chen was asking for ingredients for roasting rabbits, and Sister Bao'er took them out of her backpack and put them on the ground.

Yaoyao: "!!!"

Kakashi: "!!!"

What exactly is in Sister Baoer's backpack?
Not only are there kitchen knives, but also soy sauce and salt?
The audience in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded.

If Su Chen dares to ask for it, Sister Baoer really has it!
You also said that you are here to explore the secret land, not to travel?