Uncharted Adventure: Unlock the Deadpool template at the beginning

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Su Chen looked at the 4 rabbits in his hand and smiled.

With culinary proficiency in this skill set, roasting rabbit is just a trifle.

He opened his property panel and began to check his performance progress.

As soon as he opened it, a panel that only Su Chen could see appeared in front of him.

"Host: Su Chen."

"Current Template: Deadpool."

"Attributes: 200+50. (The attributes of normal people are 10, strength, speed, and agility.)"

"Item: Exclusive leather case. Titanium alloy dual knives. Desert Eagle dual guns."

"Skills: Pistol proficiency. Double knife proficiency. Primary self-healing ability. Unlimited bullets. Seven-dimensional space. Cooking proficiency. (New)"

"Current fit: 22%+1%. (When the fit reaches 100%, the second character panel can be unlocked.)
Su Chen blinked, and he looked at the skill column on the attribute panel.

Sure enough, there is nothing wrong with it, I have one more cooking proficiency in my skills!
The skills I got before are useless, but now they can come in handy!
After observing, Su Chen directly closed the attribute panel and started cooking the rabbit!
He threw 4 rabbits into the air, and then started to peel and remove the internal organs with a kitchen knife! "

"laugh!"

"laugh!"

"laugh!"

"laugh!"

……

Su Chen's hands were extremely fast, and the speed with which he swung the knife brought out afterimages, not only that, but also the sound of breaking the wind.

It is conceivable how fast Su Chen's hands are!

Under this rapid knife technique, the fur of the rabbit in mid-air was removed, and the internal organs inside the rabbit were removed.

Extremely fast!

All in one go!
In less than a few tens of seconds, the rabbit was cleaned up, and after being washed with stream water, it can be used for barbecue! "

Su Chen blinked, and he couldn't help feeling that the skill of cooking is very powerful.

If it was in the past, he would definitely burn the rice when cooking, and burn the bottom of the pot when cooking, and he wouldn't even be able to cook any dishes.

But now, with this skill rewarded by the system, he can cook and cook any food with ease.

It's as natural as using the left and right hands at ordinary times~
Comfortable and fun!
One word: Shuangshuangshuangshuang!

Studio.

"It's booming and in a trance, Su Chen's hand speed is too fast, as expected of a real man. Without 10 years of training, I can't train this kind of hand speed! Not only is the speed so fast, but it's also so fierce!!"

"emmm~ If Su Chen treats me at this speed, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on for 5 seconds, abaa aba~ (shy and shy)"

"Holy shit, this kind of knife technique, I, the Chef of New Oriental, will be willing to bow down!"

"Wow, I didn't expect Su Chen's friend to be able to cook food? Such skillful knife skills and the skill of peeling rabbits, it seems that I have never eaten rabbits."

"Hahahahaha, Kakashi will be happy in the future. He can go to the hall and go to the kitchen, and can fight the other half of the monster? Who doesn't like it?"

"I'm going, did I watch the wrong channel? Are you sure this is not a food show? It's an adventure show?"

……

The audience was very happy one by one.

They kept complaining and posting barrage in the live broadcast room.

For them, watching Su Chen's expedition not only did not cause too much psychological pressure. (Worried that the team members will die at any time)
And feel very happy!
Everyone in the team is so sand sculpted and unique, which brings them a great sense of freshness!
"Chirp, chirp!" (It's scary, it's scary, human beings really want to eat us!)

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, what a pity, we are the same kind. They were skinned, crying ha ha ~)

Haw don't know why haw haw! (Cherish life, stay away from humans.)
……

When the rabbits not far away saw Su Chen cooking the rabbits, they chirped one by one, terrified in their hearts.

In their eyes, Su Chen is like a devil, who only eats them rabbits!
Afraid!
This is too scary!

Σ(°△°)︴

They are far away from Su Chen, for fear of being seen by Su Chen.Some rabbits buried their heads in the ground, revealing half of their bodies behind them.

Can't see can't see can't see.

If I can't see you, you can't see me!

Seeing what these rabbits were doing, Kakashi covered his face, expressing that he didn't see.

Do you think that if you bury your head, we won't be able to see you rabbits?

He is now worried about whether he will be forcibly demoted after eating these sand sculptured rabbits?

A bit afraid to eat...

What are these rabbits?It is simply a worrying IQ!

There are fires on the ground.

On top of the fire, there are 4 rabbits.

While roasting the rabbit, Su Chen added spices, salt and soy sauce to the rabbit.

Not long after~
The rich smell of barbecue, the smell of meat permeates all around~
"It's delicious."

Yaoyao smelled the delicious smell of roasted rabbits, swallowed her saliva, and her saliva almost didn't flow out.

￣﹣￣

Abba aba~
Brother Su Chen's roasted rabbit is too fragrant, it seems to be delicious.

I want to eat it……

No, no, Yaoyao, you are a vegetarian, how can you eat meat?And it's still the flesh of a rabbit?
How can you have such an idea?
No, no, Yaoyao, I want to resist the temptation, resist this kind of temptation!
Thinking about it, Yaoyao kept swallowing when she smelled the aroma of roasted rabbits.

She watched without blinking, looking at the rabbit that Su Chen was roasting.

Under Su Chen's barbecue dishes, the 4 roasted rabbits exude a light golden oily luster, full of fragrance, and delicious food.

"Hey, seeing that you want to eat so much, this is the first roasted rabbit for you to eat."

Su Chen chuckled.

He handed one of the roasted rabbits to Yaoyao.

"Whee!"

"Thank you brother Su Chen!"

"I like you the most!"

As soon as Yaoyao got the roasted rabbit, she kept gnawing on it with her small mouth, and the more she gnawed, the more delicious it became.

"Wow!"

"It's so fragrant!"

"Brother Su Chen, the roasted rabbit you baked is too delicious!"

While Yaoyao was praising, she ate the roasted rabbit with great relish.

woohoo~
I'm sorry, little white rabbit, I don't want to eat you, but you are so delicious, I can't help it.

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Su Chen distributed the remaining roasted rabbits to Kakashi and Sister Baoer.

"The needle doesn't poke!"

After Sister Bao'er took two bites, she gave a rare admiration.

I have to say that the roast rabbit baked by Su Chen is really delicious!
The outside is charred and the inside is tender, the heat is just right, and the cooking and spices are just right, neither too salty nor too bland.

Everything is just right!
Everything hits the spot!

"can."

Kakashi nodded while eating the roasted rabbit.

Unexpectedly, the Baked Rabbit is so delicious.

How many weird skills does this guy have?
"Hehe. Of course, Xiao Xixi, isn't the rabbit I baked delicious? It can't be helped. I have a deep love for you inside the roasted rabbit~"

"Of course I want to bake it."

"Don't just lower your head and eat rabbits. How do you say, do you feel my love? Do you feel my sincerity?"

"Have you felt it?"

While eating the roasted rabbit, Su Chen chattered to Kakashi, one after another, and kept on talking.

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

……

Su Chen blinked, and he had to admire his cooking skills, it was really delicious, full of fragrance, crisp and tender.

Even the rabbit roasted by a Michelin three-star chef may not be as delicious as him!

I, Su Chen, are the God of Cooking!
At this moment, Su Chen and his party gathered around the campfire, eating roasted rabbits with relish.

Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room cried ghostly and howled.

"Ahhhhh, it's midnight now! They're eating roasted rabbits, and they're so delicious. Shrimp and pig's heart, I'm so hungry!"

"Abaaaba... Is the roasted rabbit so delicious? I want to eat it too."

"I'm going. I actually put poison in the middle of the night. I wasn't hungry at first, but when I saw Su Chen and the others eating roasted rabbits, I became hungry again."

"This, this, is this really an adventure in a secret place? Why is it so comfortable? The environment next to Su Chen and the others is extremely beautiful, a piece of green grassland. Now they are eating roasted rabbits around the campfire? I am so envious."

"Hahahahahaha, Su Chen's expedition team forcibly turned the adventure show of the program group into a holiday variety show!"

"I'm holding back, seeing their food so delicious, I'm hungry again, so I can only get up in the middle of the night to find something to eat. I'm crying, I have to go out to buy supper again!"

……

After eating the roasted rabbit.

Satisfied, Su Chen and the others gathered around the campfire to rest.

Kakashi was looking at the second volume of "Golden Plum", reading it with relish.

The Jinmei that Su Chen gave was really pretty, it was quite a plot with many ups and downs and constant climaxes.

Good book, good book!
Kakashi sighed in his heart, it would be a waste of money not to read such a classic.

Fortunately, Su Chen let him watch this classic, this masterpiece.

Sister Bao'er yawned. She was lying on the grass in a big shape, dozing off.

_(:[-]っ)っ

Yaoyao was a little excited, she kept circling around Su Chen, asking questions here and there, like a curious baby.

Brother Su Chen is too good!

Not only is it so powerful in fighting, but it also bakes so deliciously!

All of a sudden, Yaoyao became very interested in Su Chen.To put it bluntly, I still want to eat Su Chen's roasted rabbit.

"Hee hee, brother Su Chen, do you have any wishes?"

Yaoyao supported her chin with both hands.

Her small face was extremely cute, and she sweetly asked Su Chen questions.

"desire?"

"Oh, peace to the world."

Su Chen lay on the ground, crossed her legs, and answered with a smile.Now he is thinking about one thing in his mind.

This thing is how to quickly improve your acting speed.In the past few days, the acting speed has increased by a few percent and a half. The speed is not slow, but it is not fast either.

∠("∠)_
"Wow, Brother Su Chen's dream is so great."

"Unlike Yaoyao, I only know how to eat."

"Hee hee, Brother Su Chen, do you want to know what my wish is?"

Yaoyao spoke sweetly to Su Chen.

"Ok?"

"What is it?"

Su Chen smiled.

Kakashi pricked up his ears, eavesdropping.The fire of gossip in his heart is burning blazingly.

Yaoyao still has a wish?

What will be the wish?
Sister Baoer turned her head while lying on her back, and was also listening.

_(:3⌒)_
"Hee hee, my wish is a lot of delicious food."

"Eating delicious food from all over the world."

Yaoyao blinked her big Kazilan eyes, spoke softly, and had infinite longing for food.

Well, as expected of a foodie~
Ran goose~
Just at this time.

The words that made the audience laugh in the live broadcast room appeared~
Su Chen turned to look at Yaoyao, and said seriously: "Wish, it won't work if you say it~"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

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Hearing Su Chen's answer, the audience in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

Wish, it won't work if you say it?

silence.

There was silence.

After a moment of silence, the audience laughed out loud.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I'm afraid Su Chen is a devil!"

"I can't find anything wrong with that statement."

"Poor little Yaoyao, for three seconds, unexpectedly met the devil Su Chen."

"Wouldn't it work if you say your wish? It's so incisive and hits the nail on the head!"

"This sentence makes my scalp tingle. Look quickly, Yaoyao's eyes have changed."

"I'm going, Yaoyao is going to cry. Huh, I feel sorry for Yaoyao for a second. But why do I want to laugh so much? Hahahahahaha."

"Such a cute girl, Su Chen actually popped out such a sentence? Allow me to say, Su Chen, you are a devil~"

…………

The audience almost burst out laughing.

With just one sentence from Su Chen, the original warm scene has been transformed into a scene of incomparably joyful sand sculptures!
Hearing Su Chen's words, Yaoyao: "!!!"

〣(Δ)〣

No, no, no?

Wouldn't it work if the wish was said that way?
woohoo~
I shouldn't have said my wish.

crying~
The nose is so sour~
I want to cry~
What to do, what's the point of living in this world if you can't eat delicious food?
p(⌒｀q)゜.
Kakashi glared at Su Chen.

Sister Bao'er glared at Su Chen.

They seem to be saying, such a cute and innocent Yaoyao, how dare you bully her?Are you still not a person?

With one look, countless messages were sent to Su Chen.

Su Chen coughed lightly, and his face turned red.

He turned his head to look at Yaoyao: "Haha, I was just joking just now. Although it won't work if you say your wish, but you can say your wish in your heart, wouldn't it be fine if you don't say it?"

Su Chen comforted her softly.

"Uh-huh."

"Okay."

Yaoyao closed her eyes and made another wish for herself.

"It's been such a long journey, let's rest early."

Su Chen touched his chin and spoke softly.

"But I can't sleep."

"What should I do?"

Yaoyao tilted her head and spoke sweetly.

Su Chen thought about it carefully, and then said seriously: "Hit the temple hard!"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

……

Kakashi: "???"

Sister Baoer: "???"

Whacking the temple?
Is this man afraid of the devil?
Studio.

"Hahaha. I laughed so hard! This method is really effective in treating insomnia!"

"Show. Why are you so handsome, Su Chen?"

"Hit the temples hard! This kind of physical therapy is really good. hhh" "I once had a friend who also tried this method. As a result... She really fell asleep. But the side effect is that she never woke up."

"Wow Kaka. It's so joyous, my stomach hurts from laughing in the middle of the night."

"Let me say a word: "Awesome! !If you don't want to live anymore.You can try this kind of physical therapy, "

"One hit works, permanent effect?"

…………

Hearing Su Chen's words, Yaoyao's face was a little confused:
"Is this really okay? Then I'll try."

Yaoyao didn't seem to react.

When she tilted her little head, she raised her fist and wanted to punch her head!
Seeing Yaoyao's punch, Su Chen's face changed slightly.

If Yaoyao punches.If it happens to hit the temple, then the consequences will be serious.

He hurried forward and grabbed Yaoyao's hand.

"This method of sleeping can only be used on special occasions, and it can only be used once. Yaoyao, you are not suitable for falling asleep in this way."

Su Chen said seriously.

"Good."

Yaoyao nodded obediently.

The audience in the live broadcast room.

When they saw Yaoyao, they believed it was true, and they all laughed out loud.

Yaoyao is too cute, too naive!

He actually believed it!
"Holy shit, Yaoyao, my wife is actually serious?"

"No way, no way, Yaoyao really believed it."

"Hhh, my wife is too cute."

"If I really punched myself like that. I really lost my wife."

"Already fainted from laughing in the toilet."

……

Just at this time.

Yaoyao turned her head to look at Su Chen, and said cutely:
"Brother Su Chen, can you tell me Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales? My parents often told me Hans Christian Andersen fairy tales to lull me to sleep when I was young. You can also tell me stories. Maybe I will fall asleep while you are telling it. Hehe."

She looked at Su Chen expectantly, there were little stars in Kazilan's big eyes.

(¤ω¤)
I really want to hear Brother Su Chen tell me stories!I don't know if Brother Su Chen would be willing to talk about it.

Su Chen had strange eyes.

An Tusheng's fairy tale?
He is good at telling stories, especially An Tusheng's fairy tales.

"Yes you can."

"Telling An Tusheng's fairy tales is my specialty."

Su Chen nodded seriously.

Kakashi: "???"

Ok?
Su Chen can still tell fairy tales?
Sister Baoer: "???"

Su Chen's specialty?
The two of them looked at each other, suddenly having a bad premonition in their hearts.

Studio.

"Hahaha, Su Chen, you are too versatile, you can actually tell stories? Awesome!"

"This secret is still discovered by you. In fact, I tell stories to my wife Yaoyao every night. Well, our life is so sweet."

"It's booming and in a trance, you went up to the first floor, are you thinking about shit? It's as if it's true."

"Wow, Kaka, but I still want to hear Su Chen's fairy tales."

"I don't know what kind of fairy tale it will be? Looking forward to it!"

"It feels like Su Chen is starting to work again!"

……

Seeing the mysterious look on Su Chen's face, Yaoyao's eyes showed curiosity.

I really look forward to Brother Su Chen telling me a story!
under the gaze of the audience.

Under the listening of Kakashi and Miss Boa.

Su Chen said seriously:
"My story is called Little Matches Selling Girls!"

Audiences:"???"

Selling little matches for girls?
What is the situation?
Could it be that Su Chen made a slip of the tongue?

Not the little match girl, but the little match girl?
"Brother Su Chen, did you say something wrong?"

"I've only heard of little match girls, but never of little matches for girls."

Yaoyao tilted her head, and opened her mouth in doubt.

"You're right if you haven't heard of it."

"This is the new story of An Tusheng's fairy tale!"

"Selling girls' little matches!"

Su Chen spoke seriously.

"whee."

Seeing Su Chen's serious appearance, Yaoyao couldn't help laughing sweetly.

did not think of.This story actually really sells little matches for girls.

All of a sudden, the curiosity on Yaoyao's face became more intense.

Is it really a little match for selling girls?
What kind of story is this?

She is a girl who likes to listen to stories.
now.Hearing such a novel title of the story, Yaoyao felt even more anticipation.

Studio.

"Hahaha. Selling little matches for girls, awesome!!"

"666. I laughed so hard. Selling little matches for girls."

"I think this story is pretty good. Think about it, Little Match used to be sold by girls. How miserable that is. So now, Little Match turns over and becomes the master, and Match turns over and sings!"

"Wow Kaka. When I heard the name of this story, I always have funny images that I can't get rid of."

"It's not easy. Don't think about Little Match carrying a small basket. Isn't the picture of little girls in the basket enough?"

"Fuck! The first floor is poisonous, right? You've already mentioned the picture you imagined, how could we not imagine it?"

"Hey. I have to say something. Su Chensao, I never play cards according to the routine."

……

At this moment, Su Chen cleared his throat and began to tell the story:
"Cold Christmas. There's a little match. It sells nukes. Nukes are called little girls."

"So the name of the story is 'Little Matches That Sell Girls. "

"On Christmas Eve. Little matches are often sold on the side of the road: "Sir, buy one, buy a little girl, please buy a little girl." "

"But, on this cold Christmas night, no one buys little girls at all."

"At this time, Little Match was very hungry. So it ignited a nuclear bomb."

"In those few seconds, Little Match met its grandma."

"A few seconds later, the whole city saw her grandma."

"Okay, the story is over."

After Su Chen finished telling the story, she stopped with emotion.

"what?"

"Brother Su Chen?"

"Are you talking about Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales?"

"Not only the little girl died, but the whole city died!"

Yaoyao opened her small mouth wide and was stunned for a moment.

Did Brother Su Chen tell a fairy tale?This is about a ghost story!

Studio:"!!!"

They called each other a good guy in their hearts.

Where is this about Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales?

This damn is talking about An Tusheng's fairy tale! ! !