Uncharted Adventure: Unlock the Deadpool template at the beginning

Studio.

"Wow Kaka. Su Chen 666. He told the fairy tales abruptly as horror stories. Telling Andersen's fairy tales as Andersen's fairy tales, this storytelling ability is really amazing, hahaha."

"Wow, Kakaka. I think it would be better to change the name to "The Little Girl Selling Nuclear Bombs". But I have to say, this story is really well told, and I like the ending very much. The ironic meaning of the fairy tale about the little match girl is to satirize the huge gap between the rich and the poor in society at that time.

"I'm afraid Su Chen is a devil, right? How have you scared my wife Yaoyao? Yaoyao will come into my arms quickly, and I will hold you to sleep, keeping you safe and warm. Isn't this better than Su Chen telling An Tusheng's fairy tale?"

"Hahahaha, Yaoyao don't be afraid, come into my arms quickly, I will coax you to sleep, my bed is big and soft~"

"You guys want some green lotus, okay? If you want to enter it, it will be in my arms, Yaoyao, come here quickly, I still need a Yaoyao pillow, emmmmm..."

"I'm crazy from laughing, you girls don't have any good intentions, okay, it's booming and in a trance."

……

The audience was so happy that they almost went crazy with laughter.

"How does my story go?"

"Is it a climax? A bizarre twist?"

"Did I tell An Tusheng's fairy tale well?"

Su Chen turned to look at Yaoyao, and smiled.

He was indeed right, he told An Tusheng's fairy tales very well.

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

……

Yaoyao: "!!!"

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Is this a fairy tale?

So scary!

In the end, Little Match directly killed all the people in the city?
Where is this fairy tale?It's just a horror story, isn't it?
Brother Su Chen shouldn't have been asked to tell a story just now, but now Yaoyao is so scared that I dare not sleep even more.

woohoo~
I no longer dare to listen to Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales by brother Su Chen.

crying~
Barley
Kakashi looked strange.

This is another day for Su Chen to be inappropriate.

He originally thought that what Su Chen was telling was a fairy tale, but he didn't expect it to be a ghost story.

No wonder Yaoyao likes to listen!
Sister Baoer: "!!!"

So this is a fairy tale?
It turns out that fairy tales are ghost stories!
Long insight!

I, Sister Baoer, am as smart as ever!

(ˉˉ)

She, who had never heard of fairy tales, thought this was a fairy tale!

Obviously, under Su Chen's guidance, Sister Bao'er's painting style became more and more crooked.

"Do you still want to hear me tell An Tusheng's fairy tale?"

"I still have many more of these fairy tales."

Su Chen turned to look at Yaoyao.

He smiled and asked immediately.

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

……

"Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, don't listen."

"Yaoyao, I don't listen!"

Yaoyao quickly shook her head, rejecting Su Chen's terrible proposal!

If she continues to listen, she is very suspicious that she may not be able to sleep these days!

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Su Chen nodded.

Since Yaoyao doesn't want to listen, he won't force Yaoyao to listen.But there is one fact that cannot be changed.

I, Su Chen, the king of An Tusheng's stories!

Hey!

∠("∠)_
"By the way, Brother Su Chen, I want to ask you a question."

"Why are there so many ways to call my sister now!"

Yaoyao Kazilan blinked her big eyes.

She tilted her head and looked at Su Chen curiously, like a curious baby.

Yaoyao really doesn't understand why people are called elder sisters nowadays, why they are called big sisters, young sisters, and elder sisters.

Is there any difference between these three names? "

"How is it different?"

Su Chen took off her shoes.

he asked while picking at his toes.

"That's why some people call me sister, big sister or young lady, why can't they just be called sister?"

"I feel very strange."

"Since they are all called sisters, why should they be divided into big and small?"

Yaoyao looked curious.

Hearing Yaoyao's question, Sister Bao'er was also a little confused.

Yup!

Why on earth?

Why are there three titles of elder sister, younger sister, and elder sister?
In fact, they are all sisters, why should they be divided into big and small?

Is there any reason for this?
"The reason is very simple."

Su Chen rolled his eyes and immediately thought of the reason.

Isn't it possible to think of this reason with a brain? "

"What's the reason for that?"

"Sister, little sister, big sister, is there any difference?"

Yaoyao supported her chin with her two small hands, looking forward to hearing Su Chen's answer.

The audience in the live broadcast room also pricked up their ears, wanting to hear Su Chen's answer.

Su Chen smiled, and said solemnly:
"Big Sister, Young Sister, Sister. Of course there are differences between these three titles!"

"Big Xiong, we call you Big Sister!"

"Little Xiong, we call you Miss!"

"Bears are neither big nor small, we call them sisters!"

The moment the voice fell, everyone was dumbfounded.

"puff!"

When Kakashi heard Su Chen's answer, he who was drinking water suddenly spit out a mouthful of water.

Fuck, it's been a long time since I saw this kind of answer!
Good guy, Su Chen is still the same Su Chen, she's so flamboyant!

Sister Baoer: "!!!"

Big bear, big sister?

Little Xiong, Miss?

Xiong is neither big nor small, so he is called sister?

Is it really like this?


She looked down at the bear she had called out, and fell silent for a moment.

After hearing Su Chen's answer, the audience in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

Nani?

Is there such a logical relationship?

Quiet.

It was quiet.

After a moment of silence, the audience burst into laughter and called Su Chen awesome!
"Hahahahahaha, you made me laugh. Why are you so good, Su Chen? Please accept my knee!"

"Blooming in a trance, Di Huazhixiu, ah Di Huazhixiu! Allow me to call you Xiudi!"

"Hhhh, I laughed like a pig in the middle of the night, what the hell, big sister? Little sister? Big sister?"

"Think about it carefully. There is indeed nothing wrong with Su Chen's explanation. I can't find any logical errors! This division is very good! Simple and clear, emmm~"

"I can't, I can't, my stomach hurts from laughing, and I feel like my abs are about to burst out of laughter."

……

The audience almost burst out laughing.

Good guy.

They call it a good guy in their hearts.

Su Chen is too pretty, she can even think of this kind of answer!
It's just a big brain hole, which makes their three views a bit shattered!

The older one is called Big Sister.

The younger one is called Miss Sister.

No matter how big or small, just call me sister!

There is nothing wrong with it, there is nothing wrong with it, there is simply no reason to refute it!

"Wow~"

"That's what it looks like!"

"Thank you brother Su Chen, I finally understand now!"

Yaoyao nodded cutely, with a look of sudden realization.

No wonder!

No wonder there are three kinds of titles for my sister, and they are all divided according to the size of the bear.

Thinking of this, Yaoyao turned her head to look at Sister Baoer, and carefully began to look at Sister Baoer's chest.

Although Sister Baoer's clothes are loose and loose, she can't hide her huge size. If you look closely, you can see that she is huge in scale and has an amazing chest!

"so big!"

Yaoyao Kazilan's eyes widened a little, she only knew that Sister Bao'er was big, but she didn't expect it to be so big!
"what happened?"

Seeing Yaoyao staring at her, Sister Baoer asked curiously.

"Sister Bao'er, I have to change my address to you in the future!"

"I want to call you Big Sister Bao'er!"

Yaoyao blinked Kazilan's big eyes, and spoke seriously with her small face.

It is indeed a name change!
Sister Baoer is so big, how can she be called Sister Baoer?It should be called Big Sister Bao'er!
Sister Baoer: "!!!"

Kakashi: "!!!"

Studio:"!!!"

Su Chen dares to speak, Yaoyao really dares to do it!
Yaoyao is too cute!
"Uh uh..."

"I'm not very old, you can just call me Sister Bao'er from now on."

"Big Sister Bao'er, I'm not used to listening."

Sister Bao'er lay on the ground and spoke lightly.

_ (: 3 "∠) _
The grass is so soft, it's so comfortable to lie on my stomach.

Bashi~
"OK then."

"Big sister Bao'er."

After Yaoyao nodded obediently, she turned to look at Su Chen again:
"Brother Su Chen. Since elder sister, younger sister, and elder sister. These three divisions are called according to bears."

"Then brother, little brother, big brother. How are these three names divided?"

Yaoyao Kazilan blinked her big eyes, full of thirst for knowledge!
I really want to hear brother Su Chen's answer, I don't know how he will answer!

How is the name of the elder brother divided?

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Studio:"!!!"

Kakashi: "!!!"

Sister Baoer: "!!!"

Yaoyao's question is wrong, very wrong!

According to Su Chen's logic, the older one is called Big Sister, the younger one is called Miss Sister, and the one who is not too old is called Sister.

So if you use this logic to divide elder brothers, isn't the big brother just... the little brother is just... the big brother is just...

This is this!
"Hahaha, this is also very simple."

"Big brother, little brother, the specific signs of big brother. Just look at..."

Su Chen chuckled.

He sniffed the hand that clasped his toes, and was about to answer.

"Duang!"

But before Su Chen finished speaking, Sister Bao'er appeared behind him, and with a wave of the shovel, Su Chen was knocked unconscious!

Su Chen: "!!!"

Before he could react, he passed out directly.

Forced to sleep! !
Sister Bao'er didn't know why she wanted to knock on Su Chen so much, but she did.

Well, don't let Su Chen teach Yaoyao to be bad, Yaoyao is my daughter, she can't be bad!

Maybe this is mother's love!
Thinking of this, Sister Baoer exuded the brilliance of motherhood, and turned her head to look at Yaoyao, as if looking at her daughter.

Yaoyao: "!!!"

She felt Sister Bao'er's eyes full of maternal love, and she was a little confused for a while.Since entering the secret realm, Yaoyao has been able to feel maternal love all the time.

maternal love!

Why is it maternal love?
She has always treated Sister Baoer as a sister, but Sister Baoer treats her as a daughter?
Something is wrong, this is very wrong!

crying~
Why do you feel like none of your teammates are normal people?
Barley
Sister Bao'er saw Yaoyao kneeling, so she also knelt like Yaoyao.

Or2
"Go to sleep, you have to hurry when you get up tomorrow."

Sister Bao'er was kneeling, turned her head to look at Yaoyao and said.

"it is good."

Yaoyao nodded.

…………

the next morning.

"Ow~"

"I slept so comfortably last night. The grass is soft and the flowers are fragrant."

"Hee hee, that's great, it's like traveling."

Yaoyao stretched her waist and woke up full of energy.

Sister Baoer shook her head and also woke up.

"Morning everyone."

Kakashi yawned, dark circles under his eyes.

Last night was Kakashi's vigil. He hardly slept all night, half asleep and half awake.

In the secret realm, danger is everywhere.

Even if you rest at night, you still need someone to watch the night, otherwise the danger will come, and the group will be wiped out immediately.

"Brother Su Chen, you big lazy pig, get up quickly!"

"It wasn't you who kept watch yesterday, why didn't you get up so late?"

"Get up and get up!"

"Hurry up, Yaoyao, get up."

Yaoyao stepped forward and pushed Su Chen to get up with two small hands.

But no matter how she pushed, Su Chen couldn't get up.

Su Chen was lying on the grass in an S shape, motionless, as if she had fallen asleep.

"what!"

"Brother Su Chen was photographed dead by Big Sister Bao'er, right?"

Yaoyao suddenly thought of a certain possibility.

She covered her mouth and exclaimed.

The reason why Yaoyao has this guess is because Su Chen was in this position last night after she was fainted by Sister Bao'er!
This morning, it's still in this posture!
The posture has not changed!
"Probably not?"

Kakashi frowned.

But it's really possible that Su Chen's injury was a body injury before, but now it's a head injury!

After thinking about it, Kakashi stepped forward and bent down, taking off Su Chen's hood.

As soon as he took off the hood, Su Chen, who had been motionless all this time, opened his eyes and smiled:
"Hey, Xiao Xixi, why do you care about me so much? I knew you, you love me. Otherwise, seeing that something is wrong with me, you wouldn't take the initiative to check on me."

Su Chen stood up, talking nonsense.

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

……

Sister Baoer's knock last night was very strong and very sharp. It directly caused Su Chen's brain hemorrhage and concussion!

If it was an ordinary person, he would have been knocked to death long ago!
But after unlocking the Deadpool panel, Su Chen said there was no problem at all.

Following Sister Bao'er's knock, Su Chen immediately knew a good way to prevent insomnia in the future!

How to fall asleep fast?Hit the temple hard!
Anyway, the self-healing ability of Deadpool that I have, I can't die, death is equivalent to sleep, emm~
Kakashi:

Why is this guy talking so much?

And why are you only talking to me?

So annoying!

If it wasn't for the sake of "Golden Plum", he would have knocked Su Chen to the ground just like Sister Bao'er!
"Let's go!"

"Continue to explore!

Yaoyao waved her pink fist, full of vitality.

Su Chen and his party packed up their things and continued to move forward in front of the passage.

"whee."

"Brother Su Chen, before I participated in the exploration of the secret realm, someone told me the nine characteristics of a waste man. Do you want to hear what it is?"

Yaoyao walked beside Su Chen, with a cute little face, and she spoke sweetly.

Since she learned that Su Chen's brother has such profound knowledge last night, Yaoyao likes to ask Su Chen more questions.

No matter what problems you encounter, ask Su Chen immediately.

"Oh?"

"What are the characteristics?"

Su Chen stopped chattering, smiled and spoke.

9 traits of a trash man?It's interesting.

Don't know what the characteristics are?
While watching "Golden Plum", Kakashi pricked up his ears to eavesdrop.

"These 9 characteristics are..."

"The first one is addicted to playing games all day long."

"The second one is staying at home all day and not going out."

"The third one is that I like to complain very much when encountering things."

"The fourth one is afraid of socializing and afraid to go out."

"No. 5, stay up late during the holidays, and rest during the day."

"The sixth one is to give up when encountering a little setback."

"The seventh one, often stays up until two or three o'clock."

"The eighth one is extremely lazy, and will not move as long as he can."

"No. 9, dreaming all day long, unwilling to take actual actions."

Yaoyao spoke out all these 9 characteristics in one breath.

Are waste men really these characteristics?

Yao Yaozhao blinked curiously, wanting to know if it was true, so she asked Su Chen.

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Studio.

"Hahahahaha, I always feel that Yaoyao is touching me, is there more? I feel that I have more than these 9 points."

"It's booming, it's in a trance, it's so dangerous! I don't have any holidays, so I managed to avoid Article [-]."

"I actually won all of them? If I hadn't been a mother, I would have almost reported my ID number. Hehe."

"Emmm, all of them, but it doesn't affect my living in rent."

"Although Yaoyao is my wife, if you say that again, I will also sue you for slandering Ou! Everyone, look, she is slandering me~ slander!"

"Item 10 is empty, I just fill in my ID number."

"Someone is always a waste, why can't it be me (dog head)"

"Don't worry about whether it's useless or not, what does Yaoyao mean by staying up late with sex? Wow."

……

The audience sent barrage one by one, and it was extremely lively.

"Hehe~"

"Then you want to hear the 9 characteristics of a good man?"

Su Chen rubbed his chin and smiled.

"alright."

"I want to listen."

Yaoyao nodded.

9 characteristics of a good man?
what is this?
She is very curious.

"Listen well, the 9 characteristics of a good man are..."

"First, stick to your hobbies!"

"Second, live in seclusion!"

"Third, be able to accurately point out the problem!"

"Fourth, don't do useless social networking!"

"Fifth, the grasp of time is different from ordinary people!"

"Sixth, stop losses in time!"

"Seventh, be good at arranging time!"

"Eighth, don't act lightly!"

"Ninth, be good at thinking!"

Su Chen smiled and said.

Every point he said corresponds to the characteristics of the nine-point waste man that Yaoyao said, but it is not a derogatory term, but a commendatory term!
"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

"Deadpool role value +2"

……

As the voice fell.

The eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room widened a little bit, and after they realized it, they immediately exploded.

Studio.

"Wow, this answer is absolutely perfect. It turns out that I am not a waste, I am a good man, happy and happy!"

"Hahaha, Su Chen is right, these are actually not my shortcomings, these are my strengths!"

"Hahahahaha, this is me, I am so good! What did my wife Yaoyao say just now? Emmm~"

"After Su Chen's words fell, I feel like I'm doing it again! I feel like I'm getting up again! It's booming and in a trance."

"Hahahaha, all of a sudden, I felt my aura burst out! Understand palm!"

"Is this the Chunqiu brushwork? I learned it."

"I didn't expect me to be so good, my excellence is beyond my imagination, wow!"

"I'm on a horse, just now I heard Yaoyao's words, my heart was so cold, but fortunately Su Chen pulled me back, it scared me to death. Hehehe."

"This is so... exactly like me!"

"Back to Tiangang!!!"

……

Yaoyao: "Wow, brother Su Chen, is this true? Why did you say the same thing as me just now? But it's an advantage?"

Su Chen: "So, everything depends on the specific situation. An excellent person like me, all of them fit the nine characteristics I mentioned!"

Kakashi: "......"

Sister Baoer: "..."

As expected of you, Su Chen doesn't want any Bilian!

"Ding dong! Deadpool's acting speed increased by 1%!"

"Congratulations to the host for gaining 50 basic attributes!"

"Congratulations to the host for upgrading the weapon: carbon-sodium steel double knives!"

"Introduction to carbon nanosteel double knives: it can inhibit the self-healing factor."

"Rewards are being distributed... 10%... 30%... 100%!"

"Rewards issued successfully!"

Systematic voices sounded in Su Chen's ears one after another.

With the distribution of rewards, Su Chen's attribute points increased by more than 50 points.

The golden light flashed across the double swords behind his back, and the double swords have been upgraded!
Upgraded from titanium alloy double swords to carbon nanosteel double swords!

Su Chen blinked.

The acting degree has increased again?
This is also a reward for acting speed. It's actually an upgrade of double swords?

You know, the carbon-sodium steel double knives are not only extremely hard.Moreover, carbon nanosteel has an additional property that makes mutants afraid.

That is, it can suppress the self-healing factor!
Any creature that can resume self-healing and recovery will be waiting to die when it encounters the carbon-sodium steel double swords.

This reward is not bad, Su Chen chuckled, and habitually opened his attribute panel.

A panel that only Su Chen could see appeared in front of him.

"Host: Su Chen."

"Current Template: Deadpool."

"Attributes: 250+50. (The attributes of normal people are 10, strength, speed, and agility.)"

"Item: Exclusive leather case. Desert Eagle dual guns. Carbon steel dual knives. (New!)"

"Skills: Pistol proficiency. Double sword proficiency. Primary self-healing ability. Unlimited bullets. Seven-dimensional space. Cooking proficiency."

"Current fit: 23%+1%. (When the fit reaches 100%, the second character panel can be unlocked.)