Siheyuan: My anger system is too good at playing

Just when all the onlookers held their breaths, they wanted to see where to make the first stroke.

The old man suddenly took the spoon and poured the golden syrup onto the chopping board like that.

Next, he used sugar instead of ink, and spoons instead of brushstrokes. After just a few strokes, Jiang Dongwei stood there with his arms folded, and the overall outline of a cat sitting on his shoulders was already drawn.

It really amazed everyone present that a spoon can draw things so vividly like magic.

Even Jiang Weidong was stunned by the shock, and was brought into the beautiful fairy tale world by the golden syrup.

Within two to three minutes, a human cat sugar painting with bamboo chopsticks was handed to him.

"Grandpa, your skills are amazing!"

The old man pursed his lips and smiled, without saying a word, as if he was used to this kind of praise for him.

The onlookers all raised their heads one by one, staring intently at the oversized sugar painting in Jiang Weidong's hand, and some even licked their lips quietly.

This old man's hand is definitely worth more than five cents.

Jiang Weidong held the candy painting high and said to the children, "New Year's is coming soon, uncle treats you to eat candy, one for each of you, and ask grandpa to draw you whatever you want, okay?"

"Okay!" The children said in unison, so happy.

As soon as the words fell, no one stared at the sugar painting in his hand anymore, they all ran to the turntable to gear up, hoping to switch to the one they liked the most.

Jiang Weidong handed Zhang Wumao's past, "Grandpa, each of these children will take away the picture you drew for us just now, and you will count the total amount of money."

The old man understood his intention of buying candy for these children, he didn't say anything, and there was a trace of gratitude in his smile, "Young man, you are five cents, eight children are six cents, and the total is twenty cents. This is for you The money, you take it."

Jiang Weidong took the money and paid homage to the old man, and then took Artemis home leisurely.

The characters on this candy painting are painted vividly, and the cats are also painted lifelike.

Artemis, who was so hungry, suddenly became reluctant to eat.

"This old man is really not bragging. He does have two brushes. Brother Dong, he paints too well. If you eat them, they will be gone."

There were people coming and going in the alley, Jiang Weidong didn't dare to talk to it loudly, so as not to make people notice something strange.

"It's time to eat, don't be so ignorant, if you like it, I will buy it for you when I meet it later."

Artemis raised his paw and gave Jiang Weidong a big punch, "Do I mean that?"

"I mean, if you want to shoot, hurry up and I'll eat it!"

"This is too euphemistic to say, don't you understand?"

Eh, that's right.

It really should be photographed first.

It seems to be taken casually now, but as time goes by, these are moments that can never go back.

Thinking of this, he carried Artemis down and put him on the big stone by the wall.

Let it sit and support the sugar painting with its front paws.

Just listen to "click", and give it a separate one first.

Afterwards, Jiang Weidong hugged it again, and took a group photo with the portrait upside down.

However, it is worth emphasizing that no matter how strong this camera is, without a front camera, you can only rely on your senses when taking selfies.

It is common that the hand is raised too high or too low, and the head cannot be enclosed in the frame.

After filming, Jiang Weidong broke off a small piece of candy with his hands and put it into Artemis' mouth.

Also ask it, "Is it sweet?"

Artemis smacked her small mouth, "Sweet, oh sweet."

If this scene is placed decades later, it will be nothing at all.

In the short video, you can often see that there are many cats, put a plate in front of the dog, there are chicken, broccoli, shrimp, luncheon meat and so on, and the nutrition is balanced and rich.

There are also many people who commented below, "Is your family still short of dogs?"

But this is not the case in this day and age. Animals in later generations are called pets, but today's animals are called beasts.

The difference is huge.

Everyone thinks that people can't eat it, so you feed all these good things to livestock?

Therefore, the scene of Jiang Weidong feeding Artemis candy caught the attention of a group of kids who were playing nearby.

"Two donkeys! Stick! Come here, come here!"

A little boy with a snot running across the river waved his big hands and called out to several other little friends.

"Bang, take a look. Is that Jiang Weidong that you scold him every day as a villain? Look at what he's doing."

Take a closer look at the stick, Tang Hua!

A sweet taste suddenly secreted from the mouth.

He took a closer look, what the fuck, feed the cat candy?

Isn't this guy too arrogant?
Snotliff sniffed hard and said, "He is really rich. I begged my mother for two hours just now, but he didn't agree to buy it for me. Jiang Weidong gave such a good thing to a poor cat. It's really annoying. "

Erlu said stupidly, "He bought one for each of the kids over there just now. I went home for dinner just now. It's a pity that I missed it."

"You said, let's ask for it now, can he still buy it?"

Big Snot shook his head, "I can't, BangJiao, you live in the same compound with him, you can go and ask for us, what if he agrees to buy it?"

Thinking of how badly he had been dealt with in the past two months, Bang Geng's head shook like a rattle.

It is true that he is quite afraid of Jiang Weidong now, but it is also true that he is not convinced in his heart.

Seeing such a sweet candy, it's fine if he can't get it into his mouth, but being instigated by that broken cat that scratched him, Stick's heart is like being set on fire.

When he got angry, he picked up a stone beside him and threw it towards Artemis.

Artemis was eating sweets, and suddenly her ears turned back.

Immediately afterwards, it jumped up so high with a "whoosh", which frightened Jiang Weidong.

Before he had time to ask what was going on, a rock the size of half an egg suddenly flew over with a "bang", hitting the place where Artemis was sitting just now.

Artemis spun for two and a half weeks in the air, kicked her legs when she landed, and disappeared in a blink of an eye, as fast as an arrow leaving the string.

It's just that Jiang Weidong clearly heard what it said before running away, "Brother Dong, use whistle candy to help me catch people!"

"Little brat, if I don't scratch your face today, my surname is not Ya!"

After thinking about it for a second, Jiang Weidong finally understood what happened just now.

He felt that Artemis did the right thing. If it hadn't reacted quickly and jumped up in advance, it would have been smashed to the ground by now!
Thinking of this, without saying a word, he immediately took out a whistling candy and put it in his mouth while no one noticed him.

"Chacha, chacha."

This sound seems to be the sound of birds chirping, right?
He was wondering what kind of bird it was, but he felt that the top of his head was suddenly covered with darkness, and countless magpies hovered above his head, flying while calling, blocking the bright sunshine at noon.