Siheyuan: My anger system is too good at playing

At this point, if Yi Zhonghai still can't understand the mind of the deaf old lady, then he is simply not worthy of being such a gentleman.

Now that the old lady has given her orders, he has nothing to worry about.

Rolling up his arms again, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Guangfu, Guangtian, come quickly, help me hold your dad! Let's start now!"

The two brothers Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian were scared of being beaten by Liu Haizhong since they were young.

Although there is no need to fill it, it is not a good job to press it!

When he woke up, he saw that it was the old man who was urinating, and he didn't dare to do anything to him. Wouldn't that be a good time to vent his anger on the two brothers?
Thinking of this, the two of them trembled in fright, retreating again and again, neither of them dared to step forward.

"I come!"

At this time, Shazhu appeared again. He threw away the enamel basin in his hand and walked forward, and said brazenly, "Saving a life is all about accumulating merit, and you don't even think about it?" Willing to do it!"

"I said the first uncle, let's put the ugly words up front. If the second uncle is not happy with me tomorrow, then you have to make the decision for me!"

The second aunt curled her lips secretly, this is really better than singing, you are willing to accumulate merits and you still sell us your urine?

Yi Zhonghai readily agreed to Sha Zhu's request, "Success, don't worry!"

"Even if I'm not good at it, isn't there still a deaf old lady, it's not your fault!"

With these words in hand, Shazhu can feel at ease and let go of his arms.

He first asked the neighbors to bring over a wooden bench, and pressed Liu Haizhong under the bench to sit down.

Ever since Liu Haizhong was "purified of the soul", he has been acting out, no longer dancing, just standing there stupidly, seemingly unconscious.

Sha Zhu was originally strong, and Liu Haizhong didn't know how to struggle at the moment, like a marionette, he was at the mercy of others, so it was not difficult to control him.

The preliminary work is almost ready.

Yi Zhonghai was holding a big bowl of hot boy's urine, and approached Liu Haizhong step by step.

Good bangs, you've been thinking about being a grandpa all day long!

Usually for the sake of image, I can't clean you up!

What a great opportunity today!
It can not only win everyone's respect, but also pour you down a bowl of urine!

This is really an eye-opener!

Just keep it up, you!

With a ruthless heart and steady hands, Yi Zhonghai opened Liu Haizhong's mouth, and poured it in without saying a word.

Liu Haizhong couldn't breathe after that, he coughed several times and almost choked to death on the spot.

This made the second aunt feel distressed, she turned her face away, and couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Yi Zhonghai's technique of pouring urine is absolutely no worse than Shazhu's technique of splashing water. It can be said that not a drop of urine was wasted in such a big bowl of boy's urine.

With a few sounds of "ton, ton, ton", almost all the contents of the bowl went into Liu Haizhong's stomach.

After pouring, the audience was immediately as quiet as a chicken.

Everyone is looking forward to what will happen next.

I saw Liu Haizhong sitting there blankly, his eyes were empty and lifeless, except for blinking, he was no different from a lump of wood.

The second aunt saw that he had finally stopped his solo solo, she rushed forward and shook violently, "Old Liu, old Liu, do you know me?"

"Take a good look at who I am! Old Liu, you are talking!"

Every time she shakes it, the boy's urine remaining in the second uncle's mouth will overflow a little bit along the corner of his mouth.

The crowd covered their mouths and frowned, and there were a few dry voices from the crowd from time to time.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and the second aunt saw that Liu Hai still didn't respond, and she panicked all of a sudden.

She threw herself in front of the deaf old lady again, crying and asking, "Old lady, old ancestor, didn't you say that the urinal is used for boys?"

"Then our old Liu drank such a big bowl, but still..."

Just when everyone was staring at Liu Haizhong - he suddenly returned to normal!
Liu Haizhong slowly stood up from the bench, the cold wind blew away the heat from his body.

He shivered all over, smacked the taste in his mouth, and then suddenly roared angrily, "Who the hell did this?"

Just this one sentence immediately caused an uproar in the audience.

Because of this tone, it's really a second uncle!
The neighbors in the neighborhood witnessed the whole process with their own eyes, and they all thought it was the work of the deaf old lady, and they praised it one after another.

"Look quickly, the second uncle is healed, he is really healed! It seems that the deaf old lady's method really works!"

"I didn't expect boy's urine to have such great power. I heard the old people say that it can cure all diseases. It seems that this is true!"

"Tell me, is it true that there are some things that can't be said? The second uncle was like that just now, and so many people were helpless. Hey, as soon as the deaf old lady stepped out, a bowl of boy's urine was settled. Where do you think this is?" Reason it out!"

Hearing everyone's discussion, Jiang Weidong smiled slightly.

Only he knows that Liu Haizhong can return to normal, it is not the deaf old lady's method that works.

The 10-minute limitation period for the Dream Come True Talisman has expired.

Otherwise, it doesn't matter what kind of cold water you use, it's useless to urinate like a boy, or to pour dog blood.

In other words, Liu Haizhong just drank for nothing, no, he was fed a bowl of boy's urine!

Under the gaze of everyone, he gradually came to his senses.

The second aunt was so excited that when she rushed to Liu Haizhong, tears were still in the corners of her eyes.

"Old Liu, how are you?"

"Are you really well? I was terrified just now, we thought you were crazy!"

"Either Jiang is old or hot. Fortunately, the deaf old lady is well-informed. Without her just now, I wouldn't even have a backbone!"

While talking, the second aunt cried again.

This time she was crying happily, remembering the way her bangs danced and danced just now, and the cool breeze was still whizzing behind her.

Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian saw that his father was ready, and quickly joined in to flatter the "father" who was long and "dad" short.

Although I have been beaten a lot since I was a child, but when it comes to critical moments, blood is still thicker than water.

When the big guys saw Liu Haizhong's insane appearance, everyone still had lingering fears.

And he himself was also in a daze, because from the time Jiang Weidong came out to the present, the memory in the middle was completely blank.

Therefore, he couldn't understand what these people meant by forcing him to urinate.

Even though the idea came from the deaf old lady, why should Yi Zhonghai do it?
It's better to randomly pick out a person in this courtyard than to force him!

In this courtyard, he is the first uncle, and he is the second uncle.

In the rolling mill, he was an eighth-level fitter, but he was a seventh-level fitter.

He pushes himself everywhere, why on earth?
The more you think about it, the more unbalanced it becomes in the center of the bangs.

I was so angry that my lungs almost exploded!

Suddenly, he rushed to Yi Zhonghai and walked over.