Bring the system to pretend

"Good afternoon, dear long-distance water friends, I am a good man, and I am the cutie in your hearts. Today's Jinling City continues to be hot, and today's ground temperature has reached [-] degrees. It can be said that lying in bed is Braised in soy sauce, teppanyaki with a mat, steamed after getting out of bed, barbecued when going out, boiled in water at the swimming pool, pan-fried on the way back, and returned to the pot again at home!

However, in this kind of weather, there is a sad and indignant scene. There is a child who lacks cover, grows up to lack love, has a hemp rope tied around his waist, and has a pot cover on his head. The second-generation unscrupulous boss forced several innocent men to lie on the street,

Look at how innocent and pitiful these men are lying on the ground, look at how hot the quilts are covering them, look at how innocent their eyes are that are more resentful than Dou E help.

Here, I want to mobilize my only power, let everyone sue that beast boss, everyone push this video up, and announce the ugly behavior of this black-hearted boss to the world! "

Ling Chen kept switching camera angles, with endless anger on his face. His tone of sympathy with the enemy quickly won the attention of many water friends. When the water friends on the screen saw the scene on the ground, they all cursed , They uploaded the video one after another, and in an instant, Ling Chen's live broadcast room was overcrowded, and there were curses one after another.

The onlookers who witnessed all this looked at each other, not knowing what Ling Chen was doing.

Only Xu Ling'er next to her covered her mouth and smiled vigorously, admiring Ling Chen's actions.

Looking at Xu Ling'er, who was laughing endlessly, Zhu Tou felt his face burning hot, and rushed to Ling Chen who was constantly taking pictures with his mobile phone, and cursed: "Where the hell are you from, get out of here!"

After finally finding a good opportunity to confess to Xu Linger here, he never thought that such a psychopath would appear and directly disrupt his plan.

Facing Zhu Tou's shout, Ling Chen waved his hand and patted his head again: "Hey, don't worry, I know you hate that bastard boss, and even think that the other party is an incomplete advanced evolution Life forms, aliens with genetic mutations, abandoned babies of Everest snowmen, murderers of septic tank blockages, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease, and chimpanzees with imbalanced yin and yang.

However, even if the other party is the best among scumbags and the best among beasts, but the most outstanding Jinling City resident, we have to look at the problem rationally.

In fact, this kind of person is born a cucumber, owes a shot, acquires a walnut, owes a hammer, lives a broken motorcycle, owes a kick, finds a daughter-in-law and belongs to a screw, owes a twist, so, we must hold back the anger in our hearts and wait slowly Curse slowly! "

The water friends in the live broadcast room also left messages one after another, and the screen was full of comfort.

Unexpectedly, this scene fell into Zhu Tou's eyes, but it made his face darken. He shook off Ling Chen's hand, gritted his teeth and growled: "I'll count to three, if you don't fuck me, I'll kill you today!" Let you survive today!"

"Sir, how can you do this? I'm really suing that bastard boss for you. Why do you treat my kindness like this?"

"I'm going to accuse you, uncle, I'm this bastard boss!" Zhu Tou was so angry that he threw away the rose in his hand and shouted.

"So you are that bastard!" Ling Chen paused, pretending to be surprised, then quickly turned his head to look at the phone screen, and shouted angrily: "It seems that the Skynet is really restored, and it is not leaking, Water Friends Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is now clear. The guy in front of me who looks like he was soaked in the men's toilet for three days and three nights and then put into the kimchi jar for three days and three nights is the beast boss.

After the incident came to light, instead of realizing his mistake, the boss of the beast made rude and slanderous remarks against me, an outstanding citizen of Jinling City. I am simply a fighter among scum, a VIP among scum.

As a good citizen, I can't stand this kind of thing, and I can't let this beast boss get away with it. You say, what should I do? "

As soon as the words fell, Ling Chen's phone screen was filled with dense barrage, almost covering his face.

"All right, all right, I know what you're thinking, and I'll do it right away!" Ling Chen nodded heavily, tilted his head and gave Zhu Tou a kind smile in front of him, and then slapped his backhand precisely on the Zhu cast his face directly on the ground.

"Good water friends, I've already beaten this heinous animal boss to the ground, what else do I need?" Ling Chen withdrew his hand, turned his head to look at the screen again, and asked seriously.

"What? You can't get him off the wall with a slap? We can't do this, he's so thick-skinned, the slap just now made me hurt all the time!"

"You want me to scold him? OK! To be honest, I have seen ugly ones, but I have never seen such ugly ones. At first glance, they are ugly, but when you look closely, they are even uglier. The length of this one is not good for the hair shape, and the head shape is not good for the face shape. The shape of the face is not as good as the shape of the neck, and the shape of the neck is not as good as the shape of the body, it is simply a deformity!"

"Swear more elegantly? Wow, this is a bit difficult. Let me think about it. With this, this guy is as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the fog, as romantic as the moon. In a word, he is not human at all!"

.........

"Hit me? Do you dare to hit me? I'm an idiot!" While Ling Chen was answering Suiyou's question on his own, Zhu Tou, who was knocked to the ground by a slap, could only feel a monstrous rage ignited in his heart. .

With his complexion twisted, he immediately burst into rage, raised his fist, and used all his strength to strike Ling Chen's back of the head.

"Be careful!" Seeing this, Xu Ling'er's expression changed drastically.

There was no warning at all when Zhu Tou shot, and it happened that Ling Chen turned his back on him again. In this case, he would be hit 100% of the time.

Some timid people among the onlookers subconsciously closed their eyes, fearing that there would be a bloody scene next.

However, the development of things is always unexpected.

When Zhu Tou hit with a heavy punch, Ling Chen turned around, but suddenly there was a pot of prickly pear in his hand...

"Pfft!"

"what!"

The sound of the needle piercing the body and the screams came out together, and Zhu Tou's fist hit the prickly pear without reservation. The scene was so beautiful.

"Damn it, I was just going to hit you with a prickly pear ball just now, but I didn't expect you to be so cooperative..." Looking at Zhu Tou, who was shaking his hands and shaking his face in pain, Ling Chen sighed, feeling very helpless.

"You...you..." Zhu Tou pointed at Ling Chen, trembling with anger, opened his mouth for a long time, but was horrified to find that he was speechless.

If you take a closer look, you will know that there is a prickly prickly prick under Zhu Tou's throat, sealing his dumb acupoint.

Ling Chen walked up to Zhu Tou, and sighed, "What am I? It's not right to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't want to be a sword god, you have to be a swordsman. Really, why bother?"

Zhu Tou was so angry that his face turned purple, but no matter how much he opened his mouth, he couldn't speak. Looking at Ling Chen's evil smile, he only felt more angry, so angry that he couldn't describe it.

"Young man, aren't you going too far? He is just here to confess, not the black-hearted boss. The few people lying on the ground are also voluntary." At this moment, someone in the crowd spoke out.

Ling Chen didn't take it seriously, mmp, didn't you see the disgusted look on my childhood young lady's face?Obviously the other party is entangled with our little sister!
Of course, Ling Chen would not choose to fight head-on with so many onlookers, he rolled his eyes, and saw that he had stabbed a fairy thorn into his tear hole, and immediately, tears flowed down from his eyes.

"Fathers and elders, in fact, I am here today to avenge my revenge. You don't know, boy, I originally lived by a pool in the countryside. I have a house and a field at home, and my life is boundless.

Who would have thought that this bastard, arrogant and merciless, colluded with the government to take over my big house and seize my fields.

My grandfather turned against him, and was brutally beaten by him with a stick. My grandmother scolded him for bullying good people, but he was caught in the house, raped a hundred times, and finally hanged himself, leaving a grudge in the world.

The villain is strong and strong, but his life is saved, the soul of the poor grandma passed away, this hatred is even more difficult to fill while working hard to make money, while reading articles, vowing to show his fame and fame, and to kill the enemy with a strong will! "

Ling Chen's rap, and the tears left by his life, and he released the Qin Emperor skill, which aggravated the effect of tear sensation. In an instant, the onlookers were full of anger, and their eyes were full of tears when they looked at Zhu Tou. It is resentment.

"You bastard, you actually did such a thing, folks, hit him!"

After the sound fell, a group of people rushed up, and the scene was out of control for a while, Xu Linger who was watching was stunned.

At this time, a hand grabbed her suddenly, and Xu Linger subconsciously wanted to shake it off, but when she saw that it was Ling Chen, she immediately relaxed her vigilance.

"Sister Ling'er, let's go quickly, so as not to be caught by the aftermath!"

"Pfft, you little cunning, you know how to do this kind of thing, you really don't know how harmful it is!" Xu Ling'er gave Ling Chen a reproachful look, and reprimanded him funny while following Ling Chen to escape.

"No way, that guy is slowing down the Internet speed and consuming too much memory. I am anxious to see it. No, just adjust the facial resolution for him!"

"puff……"