Bring the system to pretend

At ten o'clock in the morning, a certain coffee shop in the eastern district of Jinling City.

At this moment, two figures were sitting face to face at a coffee table, chattering and laughing endlessly.

"One day, a little bug squirmed on the ground, and the little animals didn't want to play with him. At this time, the beautiful and kind butterfly saw it and said softly: Don't feel inferior, child, do you know? I was also a caterpillar when I was young." oh.

The little insect was very happy after hearing this, looked at the butterfly expectantly, and asked: Then when I grow up, will I become a beautiful butterfly like you?

Butterfly smiled slightly: "No, you are a maggot!" "

"Pfft, Xiaochen, what a bad joke of yours!" Xu Linger burst out laughing, annoyed endlessly.

Ling Chen waved his hand, seemingly smiling, but seriousness was written on his face: "Actually, there are a lot of poisonous jokes, which look funny, but the meaning contained in them is very realistic.

If you succeed, it makes sense to fart. If you fail, it makes sense to fart.

Sister Ling'er, you must remember one thing, don't just show the wounds in your heart to others, because in this society, you can't tell who sprinkled you with Yunnan Baiyao and who sprinkled you with Salt.

If the wolf turns back, there must be a reason, either to repay the favor or to take revenge. If you don't think twice, you will eventually lose. People who can endure a lot will have no worries. The more powerful people are, the more humble they are, and the less capable people are, the more pretentious they are.

Fight for what you want, fight for what you don't have, if you want to be famous in front of others, you have to suffer behind your back, the poorest can only beg for food, and if you don't die, you will get ahead! "

Seeing this, the smile on Xu Ling'er's face suddenly disappeared, and she asked a little unsure why: "Xiao... Xiaochen, why are you talking so seriously all of a sudden?"

"I'm sorry, Ling'er, I just felt emotional for a while. I saw a little sister playing Plants vs. Zombies in an Internet cafe. He put the nuts at the back and fired gunners at the front. I couldn't help laughing and asked her why she did that. Do?

She said that the nut looked stupid and silly, so I wanted to protect it. The taste that I couldn't express in my heart at the time, in fact, we who seemed to be mature, actually lost a lot.

But after thinking about it, it is not difficult to conclude that we have to throw away a lot of things, because after the zombies eat the gunner, they will devour all the plants, and even themselves will be eaten..."

Seeing Ling Chen talking more and more seriously, Xu Linger quickly interrupted him and said, "This... oh, Xiaochen, let's stop talking about this topic, you've made me depressed!"

Ling Chen smiled awkwardly, but there was a hint of emotion in his eyes, if he hadn't fallen into the sewer at the beginning, if he hadn't had the pretentious system, maybe he would still be a worthless hanger, an ordinary college student who can be seen everywhere on the street.

But now, because of the pretentious system, he reversed the fate of his life and became the protagonist that most people envy, but this protagonist does not know when it will end.

When Ling Chen was worrying about gains and losses, a mechanical voice suddenly rang from his ears: "Host, don't worry, you have become a god, the great system will not leave, no matter whether it is frost, snow, rain, Huangquanbi, pretending The force system will never fall, and accompany the host day and night to pretend to be forceful!"

"You're right, I haven't become a goddamn god yet, keep pretending to be tough!" Ling Chen let out a deep breath, and the haze in his heart was swept away.

"Emma, ​​semi-defective products are easy to deceive. It hurts the old iron. This is a sad story!"

Ling Chen: "..."

To be honest, if it wasn't that I couldn't hit you, otherwise labor and capital would be kicked in the past, and if you can pee standing up, I will lose!
After secretly cursing the pretentious system ten thousand times, Ling Chen checked the time, chatted with Xu Linger again, and then parted ways with Xu Linger, preparing to take a taxi back to Villa A.

At this time, a text message suddenly came out from his mobile phone, and he took a closer look, it was from Chu Yun, saying that he asked him to go to the parking lot of the Chu Group to find her, and asked him to help with something important.

When he saw this text message, Ling Chen instantly thought that something happened to Chu Yun, but after doing the math, he found that nothing happened to Chu Yun.

This made Ling Chen wonder, in this period of time, is there anything Miss Chu can't solve?

What's more, the parking lot of the Chu Group is in the dark. Even though the sun is shining at this time, it is a bit dark. Chu Yun asked him to go to such a place. Could it be that he couldn't restrain his admiration for him and wanted to lay a black hand on him? ?
Thinking about it carefully, it is really possible. After all, the party needs me to be handsome, so can I not be handsome?
Alas, the world is so big, why is it me who is handsome?

The sky is bright and the sun is clear, and the breeze is relaxing. It's a pity that the handsome man is as handsome as me.
"Here comes the question, if Chu Yun really can't help but want to do something against me, should I rise up and resist, or bear the pain?" Ling Chen stretched out his fingers and pinched his chin, lost in thought.

If you resist by yourself, it will appear too hypocritical, if you bear it silently, it is still TM or hypocrisy...

"Hey, forget it, it's absolutely impossible to resist. After all, it's not easy for Chu Yun to be a girl. As a friend, how can she abandon her at this time? Isn't it just a matter of sacrificing some protein, the worst thing is to make up for it. !"

Taking a deep breath, Ling Chen finally decided to sacrifice his ego to make others happy. Don't ask him why, because he is such a kind-hearted child!
Reader (impression): I am careful even when commenting, for fear of waking you up.

With a broad mind of great love, Ling Chen called and rushed directly to the parking lot of the Chu Group.

Looking around, there is a girl wearing sunglasses, a fiery red work uniform, luxurious high-heeled shoes, and an expensive handbag in her hand. She looks like a princess who has stepped out of the nobility, which is daunting.

After secretly calming down his heart, Ling Chen paused, drifted and rushed over: "Chu Yun, your family Chenchen is here!"

"Pfft!" Chu Yun, who had just taken a sip of water, choked on the words and spit out directly.

"Ling Chen, have you changed your gender?"

"Ahem, um... isn't this inexperienced, so let's create an atmosphere." Ling Chen rubbed his nose and said in embarrassment.

In this regard, Chu Yun rolled her eyes, looked around vigilantly, and beckoned to Ling Chen, signaling him to get in the car.

Seeing that Chu Yun was so cautious, Ling Chen swallowed, feeling excited.

Suppressing his excitement, Ling Chen patted his chest and said seriously: "Chu Yun, don't worry, I checked it when I came here just now, and there is no one here, so we can do it boldly and with confidence."

"Then hurry up and get in the car, time is precious!" Chu Yun nodded and urged.

Ling Chen's mouth is leaking out, I'll be good, it looks like the sewer is a bit big today!

"Uh, Ling Chen, why are you drooling? Haven't gotten into the car yet!"

"Immediately, immediately, oops, I said Chu Yun, you are too hasty, you need to give him some time to prepare." Ling Chen wiped the overflowing saliva, and rushed into the car.

Seeing Ling Chen's coquettish and wretched appearance, the corner of Chu Yun's eyes twitched: "You... have a fever? Hurry up and come to the front!"

"Chu Yun, it seems that you still don't know much about that kind of thing. It's relatively simple. It needs a lot of space, so it's easy to do things later!" Ling Chen frowned, and the corners of his mouth were curved.

Chu Yun was puzzled: "What are you doing?"

"It's just... ahem, don't worry, I know you are not familiar with it for the first time, so I will demonstrate it first!" Ling Chen gave Chu Yun a meaningful look, and was about to take off his clothes and start.

"Are you hot?"

"Yeah, I'm so hot right now that my whole body is full of energy..." Ling Chen licked his lips and said.

"Okay, I'll turn on the air conditioner for you, now drive me to Qingyu Tea House immediately!"

"OK, no problem, I'll...wait, what are you talking about? Driving? Encountering a tea house?" Ling Chen nodded, but immediately came back to his senses, and asked back in astonishment: "You asked me to come here, Just want me to drive you... to work?"

"What are you thinking!" Chu Yun suddenly understood, her pretty face blushed, and she glared at Ling Chen: "I have a very important contract to negotiate, in order to prevent accidents, I called you, a great expert, to accompany me..."

Ling Chen: "Me!"

Damn, things didn't develop like this!

Severe finger, I'll give you three seconds for Flammulina velutipes, you fucking get out of here!

Hey, can't you come out?

On the first floor, quickly bring the rope over and tie the severed finger tightly.

On the second floor, set up the pot, prepare the star anise and cinnamon, don't put oil, the author is too fat.

The one on the third floor, how many times have I said that this is for food and cannot be licked every day.

Don't read the rest, hurry up to help, lift the author into the pot, and eat braised fingers today!