Bring the system to pretend

Jinling City, on a certain flyover road.

At this moment, Ling Chen stepped forward, never feeling so relaxed.

He had known Zhu Ping for three years from freshman to junior year.

From the love at the beginning, to the betrayal later, to the ridicule and cold-heartedness later, all of this seems like yesterday.

Back then, Zhu Ping laughed at herself for being powerless every day, for being like a clown, for working hard but still having nothing.

Back then, when I laughed at her, I couldn't see the front, I couldn't see the sadness when I laughed at her, and I laughed at how the world was so fucking dirty, people were always in panic...

The previous bursts of humiliation, bursts of ridicule, bursts of scolding, and bursts of showing off, all completely dissipated under today's pretentious task.

From today onwards, the bond between him and Zhu Ping disappeared, and there was no more ties to each other.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for completing the pretense task. Under the double pretense card bonus, you will be rewarded with 3000 pretense points (a total of [-]). ps: The host's first pretense scares a cow on the roadside to death; the host's second pretense The host pretends to be coercive, the sky collapses and the earth cracks and the water flows backwards; the host pretends to be coercive for the fourth time, Comet Hamm hits the earth; the host pretends to be coercive for the fifth time, the monk washes his hair with Rejoice; the host pretends to be coercive for six, the king of all ages wants to jump off the building! "

"It's gone? What about the ones behind?"

"Later, the host pretended to die suddenly, and then there was no more."

Ling Chen: "..."

Come on, bring my teddy up!
Shrugging his shoulders, Ling Chen whistled and stepped on the overpass, enjoying a rare free world.

"Not today, how about the day after tomorrow?"

"why?"

"My wife is home tonight!"

.........

"Wori, these two!" When two people passed by and heard their conversation, Ling Chen felt goosebumps all over his body, and hurried away from these two people, and came to the public resting place.

At this time, a young couple was talking about love.

"Honey, let me tell you a joke, one day, Sun was bored, so he called Cao.

Sun: Hey, do you like me?My day!
Cao: I am grass, who are you?

Sun: My day!

Grass: My grass, who are you?

Sun: My day, my day!
Grass: Who are you?I'm stupid!
Sun: Oh my god, are you stupid?

Grass: My grass! "

"Puchi!" The woman couldn't help laughing immediately after hearing the joke.

The man coughed dryly and frowned: "Honey, 'kun' tonight?"

"Oh, I'm 'curtain'!"

"Is that 'oh'?"

"Oops, 'No'!"

.........

"666, amazing, the Chinese culture is extensive and profound!" Ling Chen felt admiration.

The female driver was driving, and the enemy could not see where she was driving.

The male driver was driving, and his teammates couldn't see where he was driving.

Men and women drive together, so they don't even know where they are driving.

At this moment, a beautiful figure passed by Ling Chen, Ling Chen didn't pay much attention, he turned around and bumped into her directly.

Both of them touched their heads and let out a cry of pain.

"Damn, don't you have eyes?" Ling Chen cursed and looked up.

Just one glance, Ling Chen's face was stunned, he quickly turned his head guiltily, and walked forward pretending not to know anything.

I'll go, how could it be this violent girl?
That's right, the person Ling Chen installed was none other than the policeman Hua Tianyi.

Today's Tian Yi is dressed in casual attire, without the aura of a policeman, but full of sweetness.

However, this sweetness disappeared without a trace after being hit by Ling Chen.

"Bastard, you hit me obviously, turn around!" Tian Yi's pretty face darkened, and she shouted.

Ling Chen shook his body, and quickly put on the appearance of a mentally handicapped child, humming: "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat...Don't look at me as just a sheep, the green grass has become stronger because of me!" Fragrance, the sky becomes bluer because of me, and the white clouds become softer because of me~”

"You still want to hide?" Tian Yi's forehead was covered with black lines, and she stepped in front of Ling Chen in two or three steps, trying to see who he was.

But as soon as she came over, Ling Chen quickly turned around again, and continued humming: "Two tigers, two tigers are so strange, so strange, both of them are male, both of them are male, really, really."

"..." Tian Yi's complexion darkened again, the bastard who hit her in front of her obviously wanted to pretend to be mentally handicapped and escape.

"I don't believe I can't cure you today!"

With that said, Tian Yi took a step forward and rushed towards Ling Chen again.

But Ling Chen seemed to have expected her whereabouts long ago, so he tried his best not to let her see his face.

Tian Yi moved forward, and he moved backward.

If Tian Yi turns to the left, he turns to the right.

After a while of fidgeting, Tian Yifei not only failed to see Ling Chen's face clearly, but even twisted her neck...

An exasperated Tian Yi wanted to be strong, but seemed to remember something, rolled her eyes, and suddenly shouted: "Wow, someone has no clothes on!"

Sure enough, after hearing this, Ling Chen immediately turned his head: "Where is it?"

However, after looking around for a while, the so-called naked person was not found.

"Could it be possible..." Suddenly, Ling Chen was startled and turned his head to the left.

I saw Tian Yi staring at her with astonishment on her face.

"It's you!"

"Yes, it's me, old friend, I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have quarreled with you for 100 yuan, I realized my mistake, and I also realized my stinginess, you and I have been friends for so many years, how can it be 100 yuan?" The yuan can be compared, let's put it down, I don't want the 100 yuan, I'm leaving now!"

The people next to them couldn't help being surprised when they heard the conversation between the two.

This Tian Yi looks skinny, elegant and vulgar, even if she walks a model line, she can earn a lot of money. She can't afford this boy's 100 yuan?
Seeing everyone pointing and pointing, Tian Yi's eyes twitched: "Hey, don't think that you can mess around because you saved me last time..."

"Old friend, don't talk anymore, I understand, I understand, I also know that you are not that kind of person, I believe that you will not pay back my 100 yuan.

If you do this, you must be testing the friendship between us. Don’t worry, I won’t ask for anything for the 100 yuan. The friendship between us has already surpassed the limit of money, and it cannot be measured by the evil money. ! "

"You are talking nonsense, I will hit..."

"Oh, old friend, why do you always hold on to that matter? Yes, we have argued, quarreled, and even fought over 100 yuan before, but that matter has passed, and we cannot dwell on it." In the past, we must look forward to the future with optimism.”

"you you you……"

"You don't need to say more, I just want to ask you the last question, do you still recognize me as a friend?"

"I……"

"I see. It looks like you don't recognize me as a friend. Goodbye!" Tian Yi was about to say something, but Ling Chen pretended to be devastated, and walked desolately, preparing to leave.

Life is like a drama, it all depends on acting skills, drama is like life, both fantasy and reality!

Watching this scene, everyone was deeply infected by Ling Chen's attitude of emphasizing love, and reprimanded Tian Yi one after another.

"Young man, don't leave, we will seek justice for you!" A kind middle-aged man held Ling Chen back, wanting to seek justice for him.

Ling Chen almost spat out a mouthful of blood, just as he was about to say something, a large group of people stopped him, wanting to seek justice for him.

"Young man, we are all good people, don't worry, don't be afraid!" The kind middle-aged man patted Ling Chen's shoulder and said with a smile.

Ling Chen was so moved that he couldn't help himself, he held the uncle's hand, tears welling up in his eyes.

"Uncle, can I beat you up?"