Bring the system to pretend

Ling Chen really has the heart of a dog.

Uncle, I have acted so much in front of meow, just to escape from here, it is better for you to seek justice and kill my acting skills in front of me. I really want to rub a 40-meter sword on your neck friction.

Hearing Ling Chen's words, the uncle was taken aback, patted him on the shoulder again, and comforted him: "Don't worry young man, with us here, she doesn't dare to beat you up, just stand here and don't go away. We protect you."

Ling Chen's eyes filled with tears.

Uncle, I don't know if I should say MMP or not!
They thought they would make Ling Chen run away, but they didn't expect the crowd to be so strong and they directly kept Ling Chen.

Thinking of this, the corner of Tian Yi's mouth curled up into a smile, then she took out a police card from her pocket, and said with a serious face: "I am a policeman, this man is a drug addict, I am here to arrest him I get out of the way."

As soon as this scene came out, everyone was taken aback and made way for one after another.

"Hey, old folks, don't believe her, she is a fake, I was wronged, if I take drugs, how can I have such a handsome face?" Seeing this, Ling Chen panicked, and hurriedly looked around shouted.

Hearing this, everyone felt that it made sense. Just as they were about to question Tian Yi, they saw that Tian Yi had pulled out a gun out of nowhere and said sternly: "Bold drug addicts dare to fabricate lies to slander the people's police. Inexcusable."

The original kind middle-aged man hurried up: "Officer..."

"Why, do you still want to work for the tiger?"

"No, can you let me kick this drug addict? I hate people who are more handsome than me and who take drugs!"

Ling Chen: "..."

Wait, let me take a look, is this a compliment or a scolding?

Tian Yi was also amused by this uncle, but Ling Chen is not a drug addict, so naturally she would not let him kick Ling Chen.

"Prisoners have their own legal punishment. Since the prisoner has been caught, I will take it away first."

As she said that, Tian Yi directly took out the handcuffs, handcuffed Ling Chen, and took him away.

At this time, the uncle caught up and walked side by side with the two of them.

"Officer, can you be more flexible and let me punch him? This kid is so handsome that I am annoyed!"

Ling Chen's eyes twitched: "Uh...uncle, it's hard to make people like you for a long time just by your appearance, you also need outstanding talent and excellent character, and this just reflects my excellence. By appearance."

"Officer, look at him, he doesn't look down on others just because he is handsome, no, don't stop me, I must punch him to make him look handsome!"

Ling Chen coughed dryly: "Oh uncle, you're going too far, even though I'm handsome, I don't have a but!"

"Made, officer, I can't bear such a handsome man with such a shameless heart, don't stop me, I'm going to kill him!"

Ling Chen sighed: "Oh, uncle, to tell you the truth, people often ask me, since you are so handsome, why no one likes you? This is a typical beggar's experience, imagining the life of the rich, and understanding the world of handsome men from an ugly perspective.

In fact, the more handsome a person is, the fewer people dare to confess to him. Just chase.

Anyway, a good-looking person would definitely not ask me that. "

"Officer, let me... Hey, why did you pick up a stone?"

"I think the handsomeness of this drug addict scares me, and I want to beat him."

"Don't, let me kiss you first, let me get some of his handsomeness."

"..."

.........

At 05:30 in the afternoon, in a certain park, a man and a woman were back to back, panting non-stop, as if running a marathon.

"Ling... Ling Xiaotu, did you dig that uncle's grave in your previous life, and he came here to take revenge on you in this life?"

Ling Chen gasped and said speechlessly: "No... I don't know, if I knew that uncle admired my handsome face so much, I would have dug my grave with others in my previous life!"

"Pfft, you're so funny!" Tian Yi laughed out of breath.

Seeing that Tian Yi's attention was not on him, Ling Chen rolled his eyes and suddenly looked at the sky: "Wow, there is a flying saucer!"

As he said that, Ling Chen wanted to run, but before he could take a few steps, Tian Yi reached out with his right hand and grabbed his collar.

"Flying saucer? I knew you wanted to run, so come here!"

"Damn, you know this!" Ling Chen cursed brokenly, subconsciously wanting to run, but because Tian Yi was holding onto his collar, and he was using too much force, his clothes were torn off with a "click". A hole came out.

"Xiaoyi! Xiaoyi, what's wrong with you, Xiaoyi? Xiaoyi, you can't die! I have lived with you and shared weal and woe for so many years. I have always taught you and raised you like my own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, a white-haired man sent a black Send someone!" Seeing the corner of the collar in Tian Yi's hand, Ling Chen shouted with dull eyes.

Tian Yi: "..."

Which psychiatric hospital did this guy graduate from, and the quality of teaching is so good?
Taking a deep breath, Tian Yi glared at Ling Chen and shouted, "Ling Xiaotu, do you want to enter the police station again?"

"Officer Tian, ​​I was just kidding with you, don't take it seriously, don't worry, you can do whatever you want to me, I will fully cooperate with you."

Tian Yi's complexion turned dark: "It matches your size, so don't interrupt me."

"Officer Tian, ​​don't explain. In fact, you don't need to suppress your emotions at all. Although there are many people who like me, as long as you work hard, I believe that one day, I will try to accept you."

"Boom!"

Just after Ling Chen finished speaking, Tian Yi thumped him on the head: "Shut up!"

"Okay, okay, I'll shut up, Officer Tian, ​​you know, I'm a kid who loves to study, I can hardly live without studying, I only have one thought in my mind now, and that is to study, you see, can you let me Shall I go back and have a bite of the Xinhua dictionary?"

"no!"

"What?"

"I'm hungry!"

"If you're hungry, go eat!"

"I have no money!"

"Fuck, what does it have to do with me if you don't have money?"

"If your school knows that you took advantage of a female police officer outside and caused her to have an abortion, you say..."

"Wait, I think as a man, it is our duty to support a girl, especially a beauty like Police Officer Tian."

"Okay, you want to eat with me."

"Uh...Officer Tian, ​​isn't that bad? Either I don't accompany girls to dinner, or I accompany my wife."

"If your family members know that you took advantage of a female policeman outside and caused her to have a miscarriage, you say..."

"Wait, being able to eat with a beauty like Police Officer Tian is a blessing from Ling's previous life!"

"Then let's go!" Hearing this, a smile appeared on Tian Yi Lingchen's face.

Ling Chen couldn't help but want to cry, Ma De, why did I meet such a cruel and shameless girl.

Under Tian Yi's guidance, Ling Chen came to a five-star hotel.

When Ling Chen saw the luxurious atmosphere in the store, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he touched his shriveled pockets, feeling a chill in his heart.

"Officer Tian, ​​why don't you change to another one? You see, the manager of this store looks like a dog, and the food inside is definitely not for human consumption!"