Bring the system to pretend

At three o'clock in the afternoon, in the eastern district of Jinling City, there was a roast chicken shop on the side of the road.

At this moment, a figure in the roast chicken shop is gnawing on the drumstick with gusto. His greasy lips, unrestrained eating, and the skeptical look on the faces of the customers around him fully reflect the relationship between him and the food. A gay love affair.

Except for Ling Chen, there is basically no one who can deduce the matter of eating into a war of nuclear explosions. If there is, then let me ignore it.

After leaving the hotel, he and Ai Xun'er bid farewell temporarily. He wanted to go back to Villa A directly, but when he passed by a roast chicken restaurant, he couldn't bear it anymore.

At the uncle's birthday luncheon, he had been asked all kinds of questions, and he didn't eat much at all, so now his stomach is completely blank.

As the saying goes, those who know food are heroes, and now no one can stop him from pursuing the lofty ideals of food.

The chicken must not be lost, and the loss will never come again. If the relationship between the two lasts for a long time, how can it be pork and pork?
"The taste of meat is very good, oily but not greasy. Ma'am, you are really good at cooking chicken!" With the chicken in his belly, Ling Chen felt as if he was alone in the world. He is China's national hero.

"boom!"

As soon as the words fell, a kitchen knife that chopped ribs as if it was nothing was polished, and chopped without any deviation in front of Ling Chen's table.

Turning around, the owner of the roast chicken shop slowly walked over with a fierce face.

"Boy, dare to say that my wife is a chicken? I don't want to live anymore!"

Seeing the looming murderous look in the boss's eyes, Ling Chen swallowed, and quickly explained: "Boss, don't get me wrong, I just said that the boss's wife cooks chicken..."

"That's about the same. Be careful what you say in the future." Hearing the sound, the boss's eyes softened a little, and he slowly retracted the kitchen knife and turned back to the kitchen.

"Fuck, I'm scared to death!" As soon as the boss left, Ling Chen breathed a sigh of relief.

The boss is not scary, the scary thing is that the boss is uneducated and mentally disturbed...

After eating the last chicken leg, Ling Chen felt his belly was full, wiped his mouth, and then got ready to get up and leave.

"Ding dong! The pretense task has been refreshed, and the host can choose to continue accepting the pretense task." As soon as he walked out the door, the system's upgrade sound suddenly sounded.

Ling Chen was stunned for a moment, the system said that after completing the pretending quest, he had to wait for eight hours to refresh before accepting the quest again.

The system recommends that you accept it once a day, because the pretense tasks are becoming more and more perverted one by one, and I am afraid that I will not be able to bear it.

But thinking about the battle with the masked man last night, how could Ling Chen dare to relax, he urgently needed to pretend to be more powerful to improve his strength, and without a word, he quickly opened the task list and looked at the new task.

"First: Do a righteous thing; Second: Get caught in the police station; Third: Molested a familiar female police officer; If you complete all three steps, you will be rewarded with 1000 pretense points, and if you don't complete one step, it will count Failure, no penalty for failure."

Just looking at it, Ling Chen felt a pain in the ass, now he finally understands why the system doesn't allow him to frequently accept pretense tasks.

If you do something just, you will be arrested at the police station, and even if you enter the police station, you will be molested with a female police officer, and the female police officer who is fucking meow must be someone you know well. Fairy?

Although there are thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in his heart, Ling Chen still accepted this pretentious task. On the contrary, the task has no time limit. If there is a chance to complete it, then it will be completed. If it cannot be completed, then it can only be given up.

After thinking about it, Ling Chen looked at the time, prepared to go back to Villa A, and thought about how to complete the task.

However, when Ling Chen turned into a certain alley, two girls suddenly blocked his way.

Ling Chen took a closer look, and found that the two girls in front of him were wearing scantily dressed tulle to cover their skin, and the pink color penetrated their legs. If there is a gust of wind blowing at this time, it must be very interesting.

"Xiansen~" the two girls shouted coquettishly, their words full of temptation.

"Sorry, my name is Shuai Guy, you misidentified me!"

"Handsome guy~" The two girls smiled shyly, stepped forward from left to right, and took Ling Chen's arm.

In an instant, a soft feeling went from the arm to Ling Chen's cerebral cortex, sour!

"Handsome guy, the two of us are not feeling very well recently, can you help us check our bodies?" One of the girls showed a touch of pitiful eyes and begged.

"This... I'm actually short-sighted, so I can't help you with this." Ling Chen waved his hand and was about to make a detour.

These two women have the virtues of a young lady, and they are not very good at first glance, maybe they are engaged in fairy dances again, and they just experienced... huh?Wait, if it's a fairy dance, he can just use this to report the other party, and then complete the first step of the pretense task!

Thinking of this, Ling Chen's eyes flashed brightly, he stopped, turned around and looked at the two disappointed girls, and said with a smile: "I just thought about it, myopia doesn't seem to prevent me from checking your health."

"The handsome guy is coming with us." Upon hearing this, the two girls immediately showed joyful smiles, and they dragged Ling Chen to a certain courtyard.

After turning the [-]th bend of the mountain road, luxury cars caught Ling Chen's eyes. At the moment, these luxury cars are parked in the outer hall of the courtyard. From this look, it seems that he is not the only one who is helping the girl to check her body!

"It's not a fairy jump, it's a chicken coop, no matter which one, as long as you call the police and let the police come, it should be considered a righteous thing." Walking along the way, Ling Chen secretly decided in his heart, and called the police while going to the bathroom.

When they came out, the two girls had already chosen a room, and they were about to let Ling Chen check his body.

Facing the teasing of the two women, how could Ling Chen obey them?Come to a few rounds of Doudizhu to delay the time!
At first the two girls refused, but under Ling Chen's temptation of "100 yuan for each game", they compromised.

In their view, as long as there is money to make, they can do whatever they want.

Time passed slowly, and 10 minutes passed quickly.

"Fuck, why don't you come? You want me to give up all the money!" Ling Chen counted the time silently, feeling speechless for a while.

It is said that the efficiency of the police is slow, and it is true today.

Looking at the excited eyes of the two girls next to him, Ling Chen rolled his eyes, found another excuse to go to the bathroom, and prepared to call the police again.

As soon as he walked into the toilet, the gate of the yard was suddenly kicked open, and then a group of policemen rushed in with solemn faces.

"I received a report from the citizens that this place is involved in pornography. Raise your hand. The police will conduct routine inspections!"

The faces of the two girls who were still excited changed drastically, and they ran to the secret passage non-stop regardless of the money on the table.

It's a pity that the police had already sealed off the surroundings of the yard. When the two women went out through the secret passage, they were caught by the police.

Ling Chen in the toilet was overjoyed when he heard the police yelling, and ran out quickly, shouting as he ran: "The policeman, you are finally here. I called the police, so don't thank me. This is a police officer." What good citizens should do!"

Just after he finished speaking, there was a "click" sound, Ling Chen looked down and found that there was a handcuff on both hands.

"Qiao Duo sack, why are you... handcuffing me?"