Bring the system to pretend

"You shameless guy, even if you are involved in pornography, you still dare to pretend to be a whistleblower? If you don't handcuff you, who will you handcuff?" A few righteous eyes focused on Ling Chen, and he sternly shouted.

"No, no, policeman, I was wronged, I was the one who called to report just now!" Ling Chen was stunned, and hurriedly explained.

The policeman showed a meaningful smile, pointed at Ling Chen's back and said slowly: "That's what the pornographic criminals say."

Turning his head, Ling Chen found a group of people in handcuffs slowly coming out of each room. What made him speechless was that these bastards actually said that they were whistleblowers.

Ling Chen couldn't help but burst into tears, Wo Ri had a big watermelon, this is a big misunderstanding, okay!
Just as he was about to explain again, a flash of inspiration suddenly stopped Ling Chen from blurting out his words.

The second step of the pretentious task is to let yourself be caught and taken to the police station, that is to say, now is a great opportunity!
Thinking of this, Ling Chen immediately shouted loudly: "Police, I was wrong. In fact, I was involved in pornography. I am ashamed of my family, society, and this country. You must take me back to the police station. Don't let me go!"

The few police officers looked at Ling Chen inexplicably, although they didn't know why Ling Chen was smiling so brightly, they didn't hesitate, and escorted Ling Chen to the police car.

"Great, two steps of the pretense task have been completed, and the last step is short." Ling Chen, who was being detained, was in a happy mood, humming a little song as he walked, without the slightest regret or worry about being caught.

"Little Conch, blow it blindly, and the seagulls fly blindly after hearing it... Hey, hey, the policeman should be gentle, it hurts!"

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Interrogation Room No. 1, Police Station, East District, Jinling City.

At this moment, in the interrogation room, a young figure was eloquently talking about the cause and effect. The female scribe was sitting in front of the young man, and her eyes were tearing apart, showing that she wanted to kill the young man in front of her all the time.

"I paid my salary yesterday, after a fierce ideological struggle, I finally made up my mind - buy myself a bottle of mineral water!

I didn't tell my parents, because they would stop me if they found out. I didn't want them to worry, so I concealed this big thing.

Thinking of being able to drink a sip of pure water the next day, I was so excited that I didn't sleep well all night.

The next day, I spent two and a half hours coming to the mineral water store in the city center. I was completely shocked by the low-key style and luxurious decoration.

I walked into the specialty store with an uneasy mood. The business hall with an area of ​​up to 8 square meters is as luxurious as the outside, and the friendly female salesperson warmly received me.

Maybe I was too nervous, so I asked weakly: Can I try it?

As soon as I finished speaking, I blushed and felt so low.

But the waiter was not surprised. After all, the price of two yuan a bottle is not just buying it.

I took the mineral water excitedly, and carefully unscrewed the bottle cap. At this moment, I had forgotten my demeanor, and took a greedy sip. The refreshing taste was completely unmatched by tap water.

The beautiful and beautiful female clerk enthusiastically explained to me the ingredients and production process of mineral water. During the conversation, I learned that he had just graduated from a famous foreign university and majored in a double master's degree in international trade and hotel management.

After returning to China, she rejected the great opportunity to wash dishes in a fast food restaurant and came to work in a mineral water specialty store. I am also pleased with her wise choice. After all, entering a mineral water specialty store is the dream and pursuit of many generations. .

Before leaving, I took out 4 yuan with body temperature, which is the money for two bottles!
Just as I was about to walk out of the store, the saleswoman yelled at me: "Sir!your mineral water!

I smiled back and replied: That's mineral water for you!

The pretty face of the female clerk turned red all of a sudden, and I could feel her sprouting affection and beating heart. Alas, there is no way, a handsome man will silently bear her admiration.

Walking on the street, I drank mineral water to my heart's content, and the passers-by on the road cast envious eyes on me, and I also felt that my life had a new dawn.

When I got home, I was so excited that I couldn't help but took a selfie with the mineral water.

Because the light of the mineral water is too dazzling, I am afraid that some criminals will stare at me. After all, this is not a good thing for social security. After thinking about it, I finally did not post it on Moments.

Okay, let's stop here, don't tell others that I drank mineral water, I think it's so narcissistic and pretentious! "

Female recorder: "..."

Whoever has pesticides, even rat poison, no, no, no, I don't want to poison him, I just want to kill him.

Taking a deep breath, the female recorder stood up abruptly, gave Ling Chen a vicious look, and left the interrogation room immediately.

Looking at the angry back of the female recorder, Ling Chen couldn't help but feel apologetic, what he said just now was purely to tease the other party, and then complete that silent pretentious task.

After a pause, Ling Chen quickly asked with his mind: "System, have you completed the third step of the pretense task?"

"No, although what the host did just now met the two conditions of 'female police officer' and 'molesting', it missed the most important point."

Ling Chen asked: "What's missing?"

"The third step of the pretense task is to tease the familiar female police officer, and the female recorder and the host have just met, so they are not familiar."

"I don't know what to say!" Ling Chen suddenly realized that he couldn't help but swear.

Focusing on the 'female police officer' and 'molesting', but forgetting that the other party must be someone you are familiar with, what a mistake!
"I can only see if the female police officer I'm familiar with will be waiting." Ling Chen sighed secretly, and without thinking too much, he turned his gaze to the interrogation room next door.

The pornographic criminal in the interrogation room next door was a bald man. This guy was surrounded by curtains. It was obvious that he didn't even have time to wear his pants when he was caught.

"What do you mean? Today is my twin sister's birthday. I specially picked out a dress for her to try on.

And what about you?It's okay to shamelessly rush in when she was trying on clothes and see her body, but you still arrested me and my twin sister, is there any reason?
This is not what makes me the most angry. What makes me most angry is that you guys put on pants for me. Now it’s steamed for ten miles outside, barbecued for thousands of miles, and it’s teppanyaki when I lie down. Brother, you have to be happy for the rest of my life Think about it! "

"Trying it on? Hehe, then why did you, a brother, take off your clothes while your sister was trying it on?" The police officer sitting in front of the bald man asked back with a sneer.

The bald man was taken aback, and tried his best to make up: "I am a clothes hanger in the sky, and my sister wants to see how I am dressed. Isn't this a normal thing?"

"You can still make it up, so what's going on with this thing?" The police officer snorted coldly, and took out a box of condoms directly from the bald man's clothes.

The bald man gave a noticeable pause, then hurriedly pulled out a condom and stuffed it into his mouth. After chewing repeatedly, he blew out a small balloon and said falteringly, "Isn't this just chewing gum?"

Ling Chen, who witnessed this scene, was completely convinced, I'll be good, does this kind of top quality exist in the world?talent!

"Crench!"

When Ling Chen was overwhelmed by the bald man's actions, the door of the interrogation room he was in was suddenly opened.

Turning his head to look, Ling Chen froze suddenly after waiting to see who was coming...