Bring the system to pretend

Familiar, familiar slender white legs, familiar beautiful little face.

The person who entered this interrogation room turned out to be Tian Yi, the beauty Ling Chen molested and fell into the water at the bridge today!
Seeing Tian Yi dressed in casual clothes, Ling Chen couldn't help being a little stunned, I'm sorry, the person I molested at Qiaokou today is actually a policeman!

Thinking of the scene of Tian Yi being teased by him this morning, Ling Chen couldn't help but feel a little guilty, and said with a courteous smile: "Oh, it's Officer Tian, ​​long time no see. Compared to this morning, his skin seems a little paler!"

"Really? I think your skin is also a lot whiter. It would be even better if you use a whip twice!" Tian Yi pulled out a long whip from her waist at some point, and stared straight at you. Looking at Ling Chen, there was a hint of a meaningful smile on his face.

Damn god stick, I was thinking about how to get you back, but I didn't expect you to throw yourself into the trap today. If that's the case, then I'm not going to give you a good lesson, but I'm sorry for the will of God!

Faced with this scene, Ling Chen only felt a pain in the ass. If he had known earlier, he would not have accepted the task of pretending to be a ghost. Let alone whether he could complete the third step, anyway, it was necessary to be beaten by Tian Yi... Wait, The other party is a policewoman, and I know him, so doesn't that mean that I only need to tease her a little bit, and then I can complete the task of pretending to be coercive?

The more he thought about it, the more he was right. In the end, a strong light flashed in Ling Chen's eyes, as if he had a good idea.

inner!
"Officer Tian, ​​you can tell me to shut up, but you can't ignore my principles." Ling Chen said with a pure face, doing his part.

"What principle?"

"Ahem, my principle is that I have no principles!" Ling Chen smiled and shook his brows.

"I don't care if you have principles or not. Let me ask you, why did you go to the chicken coop?" Resisting the urge to kick Ling Chen to death, Tian Yi asked in a deep voice.

I thought Ling Chen was just a cheating charlatan, but I just received the news that this guy actually went to the chicken coop to do that kind of thing, it's simply ridiculous
"Damn it, how did this turn into going to the chicken coop? I did it to build a harmonious society!" Ling Chen was taken aback, complaining full of grievances.

"I risked my life and sneaked into the chicken coop, and then it's okay if you don't understand me, and I was taken to the police station. It's too much."

"? Sneak into the chicken coop? Do you think I'm a fool!" Tian Yi glared at Ling Chen, and sneered, "If you really sneaked into the chicken coop, then why did I see two people in the video of that alley? A girl is teasing you, but you still have a happy smile?"

Ling Chen naturally wouldn't say that he was happy because the mission was settled. After rolling his eyes, he said nonsense in a serious manner: "Officer, you can't understand how lethal a handsome guy is to girls. When they see my From the first glance, I felt that I was a combination of beauty and wisdom, and the embodiment of chivalry.

If I don't go with them, they will die for love, you know, I'm a good citizen, for

After all, you also know that they can't keep calm in front of the handsome me, and they want to dedicate their whole life to the handsome me.

Even though I tried my best to stop it, I was outnumbered and could only bear this love with tears in my eyes. Hey, let’s not talk about it. The fault is not the handsome me, but the God who carved me into a unique one..."

Tian Yi: "..."

It's shameless to say such shameless words!
Seeing Tian Yi's expressionless face, Ling Chen chased after the victory: "Silence is approval, officer, it seems that you also think that all this is due to my handsomeness.

Alas, I have some bad news for you. In fact, I already have someone I like. She is beautiful and alive. Although you need a video player to see her, true love can stand the test of distance!

Of course, don't feel very discouraged, as long as Hongxing wants to get out of the wall, what's the problem with high-rise buildings?We can be upright people, sneaky!
Hey, if you want to blame it, blame me for being too handsome, whenever I think of how handsome I am, I can't help but burst into tears..."

"boom!"

As soon as Ling Chen finished speaking, a violent whipping sound suddenly rang out from his ears, and when he turned around, he saw a pot of cactus full of vitality not far from him, which had broken into two halves. And the culprit was the long whip in Tian Yi's hand.

"Gulu!" Ling Chen swallowed, with a look of horror.

Let me tell you, this violent girl is too fierce, if a whip is whipped on her incomparably handsome face, it is estimated that 100% of her will be disabled.

"You can choose to continue swearing now, but I can't guarantee that the whip will fail!" Tian Yi pulled the long whip, with a wicked smile on her face.

Ling Chen shook his body: "Speak up if you have something to say, be rude!"

"Life!" Tian Yi smiled triumphantly, put down the long whip, and asked lightly.

"Ling Xiaotu."

Tian Yi wrote with a pen, and then asked: "Gender!"

"Fuck, my gender can be seen by anyone, okay?" Ling Chen felt ashamed for a while, looking at this, it's possible that Gu Liang doesn't even know her own gender, right?
"Don't talk nonsense with me, answer me!" Tian Yi shouted sharply.

"male……"

Tian Yi continued to ask: "Why did you go to the chicken coop meeting?"

"Hui? I don't know Hui Hui. I only know Sister Furong and Sister Ruhua. Of course, there is another Sister Jinghua now." Ling Chen rubbed his nose and said shyly.

"If my sister wants to take care of me, you can give me a [-]% discount. The premise is that my sister will take pity on me!"

"Very good, dare to swear words when you are about to die. If I don't beat you to death today, I will lose this police uniform!" Tian Yi was completely enraged, and the word 'interrogation' no longer appeared in her mind. , the only way to vent your anger is to beat up the bastard in front of you.

"Lost your police uniform? Digging

Although Tian Yi's punch possessed a certain amount of power, it lacked cohesion and could not multiply the power in his body. No matter how fierce it appeared on the surface, it was nothing more than a blank sheet of paper in the end.

I saw Ling Chen took advantage of the situation and shook his hand back, and the punch he hit was like a stone sinking into the sea, all his strength and momentum were wiped out in this instant.

"Five fingertips like bamboo shoots, wrist like white lotus root, good hands, good hands!"