God level funny comparison system

Under the gradually blazing sunlight, Yu Wanheng looked at Zhang Longyi and others who were gradually running towards the enemy with a solemn expression.

It was Xingyi who called to release the arrows just now. Although all the soldiers on the tower were shooting arrows ferociously, the arrows that flew out just happened to catch up with Zhang Longyi's heels and landed. Block it with the long sword in your hand.

This was also discussed a long time ago. In order to convince the enemy that Zhang Longyi and the others had really surrendered, Yu Wanheng and the others made the illusion of chasing and killing Zhang Longyi and the others.

Soon, Zhang Longyi and others ran out of the reach of the arrows and came to the front of the Huayang tribe's army.

On the tower of Citi City, Yu Wanheng took a deep breath, frowned and stared at the scene in the distance, his heart was raised, and he couldn't help saying: "Now, Brother Zhang Long is really in danger."

Hearing this, Xingyi also frowned, didn't speak, and also had some worries on his face. Although he knew Zhang Long's various miracles, but this time, he really didn't have much confidence. Zhang Long's selection of these people was too unreliable , and that enemy general, Kun Luo, is a rare and cunning person in Shengling. It is really not easy for these fighters who usually have more than enough accomplishments to deceive them.

"Oh, it's safe, it's safe." In front of the 2-strong army, Zhang Long wiped off his cold sweat, and smiled with the joy of remaining alive after the catastrophe.

He pretended to be handsome like that, as if he had been chased and killed. The old fritters behind him were full of astonishment. Yesterday, this young man was majestic and majestic, with the posture of a superior, but at this moment, that suit You can't find the majesty at all, only the cowardly virtue is left.

However, even though these people were stunned, they didn't show it on their faces. Instead, they were like Zhang Long, panting heavily and trembling.

That General Zuo Luo looked at these people, his small eyes narrowed, his gloomy eyes flickered constantly, his face was gloomy, as if he was observing every move of these people.

"Ah, this is the legendary General Yuluo, right? It's a pleasure to meet you. I miss you these days." As his eyes swept away, Zhang Long looked at the Yunluo, and then went up. Holding the big hand in front of Yuluo, he smiled obsequiously.

With Zhang Long's experience, it is too easy to recognize the leader of one party.

"Tut tsk," Zhang Long's expression became serious again as he shook the big hand of Kun Luo, carefully sizing up the disgusting face of Kun Luo and said, "General Kun Luo is just as I imagined, handsome and handsome. ah."

This sleepy Luo was a head taller than Zhang Long. Zhang Long looked up and said something against his will.

"Go away!" Kun Luo's eyes suddenly turned cold, and he waved his arm suddenly.

A layer of silver-white brilliance appeared on his arm, and then a powerful force rushed in. Zhang Long's eyes flashed, and a cunning flashed in his eyes. Before the arm hit him, he hurriedly backed away. .

But it seemed that Zhang Long was beaten into the air by this troubled Luo, and even Yun Luo himself didn't see the slightest flaw.

Zhang Long didn't stop until his feet rubbed against the ground and slid more than ten meters away. The energy in the meridians in his body flowed back slightly, and his face automatically turned pale.

"What are you, you dare to call us General Yunluo brothers and sisters! Are you tired of living?" A soldier beside Kunluo stared fiercely at Zhang Long and shouted.

Zhang Long was stunned for a moment, then raised his eyes to look at Yun Luo, his expression suddenly became sad and helpless, and cried, "General Kun Luo, calm down! I have no other intentions, I really came to join you. If you don't Take us in, those of us will be homeless!"

Looking at this scene, the old fritters in the back were once again admiring. After all, they were the envoys from the big tribe. This is too immoral. They really can do anything.

Dazed for a moment, Shangbai Laotiao glanced at each other indiscriminately, and made a decision in his heart. People's dignified envoys can shamelessly say such things to the enemy, let alone a bunch of trash like them.

Ever since, these hundreds of people also began to fool around hard.

"Plop!" The big buffalo was the first to kneel down on the ground, and then came to Kunluo in a kneeling posture, hugged his legs and cried, "General Kunluo, you Just accept us, we don’t want to die, that’s why we chose to surrender to you, now we can’t go back to Citi City, if you don’t want us anymore, then we will really be...wow... trapped General, old man, my life is miserable..." The buffalo cried more and more, began to slap Zuoluo's thigh with his hands, and continued to cry at the top of his voice: "I have a son who can't be found, I can't find it. At such an old age, you can still come out to serve as a soldier to support yourself, General Yu Luo is merciful, so just give the old man a bite to eat."

Here the big buffalo is hugging Luo's thigh, and the rest of the old fritters are not idle. More than 100 people are drawn into a line, each holding a general or soldier, all crying at the top of their voices, saying whatever Yes, those who can't find their sons, who want to work for the poor, cry and say that they can wash and cook to coax their children... Anyway, it seems that they are crying all over the place, and those who see it cry, and those who hear it are moved ah.

On the tower of Citi City, Yu Wanheng and Xingyi were dumbfounded. Under the sun, they were as motionless as petrified. The worries on their faces had long since disappeared, leaving only deep horror.

"Talents." After a long time, Xingyi looked at the wastes who were kneeling and weeping bitterly and muttered to himself: "They are all talents. Brother Zhang Long really knows heroes with his eyes. This kind of thing is probably the only one. Help, this group of people can do it. It's too fucking shameless."

"Yeah." Yu Wanheng also echoed blankly, "If I hadn't known Zhang Long's temperament in advance, I would have thought they had really surrendered, and the crying ones were so lifelike. Don't practice, just practice this kind of deceptive acting skills?"

"Anyway, these people have to be reused in the future." Taking a deep breath, Xingyi said firmly.

After crying for more than ten minutes, Zuo Luo became impatient. He had never seen such a warrior before. Is this still a warrior?Crying and shouting, tears streaming down his face, he is as timid as a mouse, he is simply a bullying gangster on the street.

Looking at such a group of people, the vigilance in Kun Luo's heart was completely let go. What else can these wine bags and food bags do except save their lives shamelessly?They dare not make mistakes even if they measure it.

Besides, among the hundreds of people, only Zhang Long has a psychic stage, and among the more than 20 generals on the side of Kun Luo, except for Kun Luo, they are all in the psychic stage. What are you afraid of?
"Shut up the fuck!" Taking a deep breath, Luo snorted sadly.

"Wow!" Hundreds of people stopped crying immediately, raised their eyes, and looked at Yunluo pitifully, while Zhang Long even waved his big hand, ordering everyone: "Brothers, stop crying, Ying Ming The mighty General Zuo Luo is going to give a lecture, so listen to me, and if you have a bad mind, bite your finger and write down what General Zuo Luo said on your clothes."

After hearing this, a group of old fried dough sticks couldn't help cursing Zhang Long hundreds of times in their hearts, but then they bit their fingers and made extremely serious expressions one by one, sitting cross-legged on the ground, tearing off the white and yellow The corner of his clothes, ready to write a book in blood.

"Haha... Are these a bunch of fools?" Twenty thousand soldiers laughed loudly, and more than 20 generals rolled their eyes with drunken expressions.

Yun Luo also frowned, unexpectedly, this group of people not only had no cultivation, but also no brains. This time, he didn't care about this group of people even more. After scanning the crowd, his eyes fell on Zhang Long's face, proudly He asked in a cold voice, "It's fine to join me, but first, tell me what's going on in Citi City."

Zhang Long's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "General Yunluo, Citi City is in great chaos now, General Lou wanted to join you, but because he had too many subordinates, he was blocked by Xingyi and Yu Wanheng Yes, it’s still in dispute, it’s a good time for you to attack! General, don’t hesitate any longer, with my younger brother’s experience, attacking the city at this time is definitely a victory.”

Zhang Long said it seriously, as if he was really a master of war.

Yun Luo glanced at Zhang Long in disgust. A guy who gave up the city and came out to surrender is also worthy of pointing in front of him, a fierce general?He said to attack the city, but I didn't want to attack the city, and Yun Luo didn't plan to attack the city now. Tomorrow is the deadline. His purpose is to make Citi City self-defeating without a fight. At this moment, I heard Zhang Long say that Citi It would be even better if the city was in chaos, and Zhang Longyi was able to leave the city and surrender, which proved the chaos in the city. If not, how could these more than 100 trash escape?But if Citi City is in chaos, it's a different story. General Lou clashed with Xingyi and Yu Wanheng, then only these shameless guys can take the opportunity to escape recklessly.

Thinking this way, Yun Luo believed even more that people like Zhang Long really came out to surrender.

"You can arrange something for them to do as you please, continue to encircle, and don't relax. I think that tomorrow, Citi City will come out and surrender more." Looking away, Yun Luo said to a general next to him, and then went straight Turn around and continue to go to your central military tent.

The general looked at Zhang Long and his group with disgust, waved his hand and said, "You bastards, come with me!"