God level funny comparison system

Soon, Zhang Long and hundreds of people had jobs, and they were divided into several groups, mainly responsible for serving tea, washing and cooking, and cleaning up domestic garbage.

No one made sense, Zhang Long was the first to nod and smile, and went to make tea with the teapot, while the rest of the people also started to work very actively.

In the beginning, there was a group of fighters from the Huahua tribe watching over everyone, but soon, these people were completely defeated by these more than 100 old fritters, not with cultivation, but with shame.

"Brother, the war is hard. You have been guarding here for several days. Bring your clothes and I will wash them for you. You will feel refreshed after washing your clothes, and you will be more energetic in the war. Only in this way can you save your life, so Laundry is very important." The fair boy held a soldier's big hand and said solemnly.

"Go away, my clothes have already been washed." The soldier rolled his eyes at the young man and shouted arrogantly.

But the young man was not angry, and with a shameless smile on his face, he winked at the soldier and said, "Brother, have you washed the clothes inside? What about the vest and pants?"

Hearing this, the soldier immediately looked at the boy vigilantly.

"Don't worry, don't get me wrong, my orientation is normal. I'm not thinking of you, brother. The vest and pants are more important. It's not good for your health if it's dirty. If you're not healthy, you won't have strength. If you don't have strength, you'll die easily. .” The boy patted the warrior who was a head taller than him and said.

"You even want to wash your underwear for me?" The soldier laughed teasingly, his eyes full of idiots.

"Of course!" The young man stared and said excitedly: "We will be a family from now on, what's the matter with washing underwear! I still want my elder brother to take care of me more in the future. After all, I am new here, and I don't have much strength. Right. Hehe," his expression became low-browed and pleasing to the eye again, and he said with a smile, "Brother, as long as you take care of my little brother in the future, how about my little brother wrapping all your clothes and washing your feet at night?"

"Haha..." The soldier laughed loudly, "You are really shameless, but I like it, since you have said so, then I promise you, I will follow your example in the future, haha... go, take You go get my dirty laundry!"

When the fair boy followed the soldier to take off his vest and shorts, on the other side, the big buffalo also started his work.

"Young man, isn't it hard to fight? Look at the sun, have you stayed for several days?" The big buffalo said, looking at a young soldier in front of him with a pity and kindness on his wrinkled old face.

"Nonsense, can war not be bitter? I have been surrounded for several days, and I don't attack. It's too early to fight." The soldier said impatiently, and was about to leave after speaking, but the big buffalo grabbed his palm.

Patting the palm of the young soldier, the big buffalo slowly shook his head and said sympathetically, "Young man, you are wrong, you will die in a war. Although you are many people now, once Citi City Struggling desperately, there will still be casualties, can you guarantee that you are not one of those casualties? Seeing that you are so young, and your cultivation has just entered the acquired stage, it is dangerous. Sigh... who else is in the family?"

"Alas..." Looking at the chattering big buffalo with a kind face, the young soldier also sighed, as if remembering something sad, and said leisurely: "There is still an old mother at home, there is no one else, and the old mother also You can only rely on me for support, if I die in battle..." He couldn't continue, and his face showed helplessness.

"Woooo..." The big buffalo cried, hugged the soldier, and cried out sadly: "My child, I have a son who is in the same boat, and I can't find him, so, so I can only do it myself." It's hard to make a living...a lot of age...it's hard..."

The crying of the big buffalo was called grief, and the crying soldiers all softened their hearts, relaxed their vigilance, patted the big buffalo on the shoulder and said: "Old man, don't be too sad, you have come to our Huayang tribe now, I will Will take care of you."

"Thank you, thank you... Good people are safe in life! Good boy, grandpa will take good care of you in the future, come, take grandpa to your residence to see if there are any dirty clothes, grandpa will help you wash them. "

Ever since, the soldier also fell, and wandered away among the scattered military tents with the big buffalo.

And Zhang Long was also developing his own plan at the moment, he squinted his eyes, and for the sake of a dozen soldiers around him, they all squinted at Zhang Long.

"What you said is true? There are such beauties in Citi City?" a soldier said.

"Of course." Zhang Long said categorically, "And there are quite a few of them. Don't you know that Yu Wanheng and Xingyi are extremely lustful. Both of these guys' homes have built underground palaces, and those beauties spent a lot of money to buy them from various universities. It was brought by the city-state, and it is simply overwhelming the country and the city, and the moon is ashamed."

"Damn it! No wonder Citigroup is so cowardly now, it turns out all the money is spent on women." A soldier said excitedly.

"Brother, it's not important." Zhang Long narrowed his eyes again, "The important thing is that no one knows about these beauties except me, the servant who often serves them, and the underground palace is also extremely secret, no one will lead the way. Even if you break the city, it will be difficult to find."

After hearing this, more than a dozen soldiers looked at each other, and under the sun, the eyes were obviously brightened.

"So, when the time comes, we can quietly take these beauties as our own?" A soldier said the key point.

"Hey..." Zhang Long raised his eyebrows and smiled, scanning the crowd and said, "Brothers, I will be taken care of by everyone from now on. When I enter the city, I will quietly take you into the underground palace. Let’s take a beautiful woman home alone.”

"Haha..." A soldier suddenly laughed, "Okay, great! After so many years in the barracks, I almost forgot what beauty is!"

"Little brother, don't worry, we will take care of you. As long as you don't provoke the high-level generals of General Luo, you can do whatever you want in this barracks. You don't have to do anything, just go around and wait. Just eat." Another soldier patted Zhang Long on the shoulder, speaking very generously.

Zhang Long smiled in his heart, but his face showed extreme gratitude, shaking hands with everyone one by one, and tears of gratitude welled up in his eyes.

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By the time of dinner, Zhang Long and his hundreds of people had already become one with the soldiers in the barracks. They were like brothers, and no one was watching them anymore. The soldiers passing by all treated them with smiles on their faces.

Looking at this scene, Zhang Long felt that he really admired himself so much. If he wanted to break into the enemy, the best way was to use this kind of bitch, because this kind of person who looks like garbage at first glance, even if he has something The defense will not be too serious, and it is the easiest to establish some relationships within the enemy.

If we had brought a group of cold-faced, murderous warriors here, the enemy would have seen through them long ago.

After dinner, Zhang Long and hundreds of people started to move freely. A group of people all put their hands behind their backs and paced around lazily. The patrolling soldiers just laughed for a while, and then walked away, not prohibiting the actions of these people.

Ever since, this group of people wandered around like moths doing nothing, while observing the surrounding terrain, especially those military tents.

Until late at night, except for the footsteps of the patrolling soldiers, the entire barracks fell silent. On a grassy field in the center of the military tent, Zhang Long, the big buffalo, and a dozen other old fried dough sticks also lay down on the grassy field pretending to be asleep. .

More than 100 people were divided into more than a dozen groups, a group of ten or so individuals, scattered on the large grass of the barracks, all lying on the ground and pretending to sleep, no one doubted, because apart from them, most of the more than 2 soldiers were This way of camping is to lie down and rest among the flowers.

"Have you figured everything out?" Zhang Long asked in a concentrated voice as soon as the patrol team passed by.

"I figured it out." The big buffalo also said in a condensed voice: "The generals all live in the military tents, and there are only [-] soldiers guarding the military tents outside the trap, and the rest are only [-] soldiers. One. And those fighters can only rest in the open air as we saw."

"Very good," Zhang Long smiled slightly, looked at the bright starry sky, and continued: "When the second round of patrol is over, let's start work. Remember to take the Bayuan Pill in advance, five people deal with one general, and the rest give it to me."

"You, are you okay?" The big buffalo asked doubtfully.

Zhang Long turned his head and gave the big buffalo a white look, and said in a low voice, "Is it alright if you read it and you'll know? Hurry up and inform the others."

The big buffalo blinked, suppressed the uneasiness in his heart, got up and looked around, then held his stomach with both hands, and ran to the place where the others were in a posture of urinating.

After the second round of patrolling, the night became darker. There was no moon in the night sky, only stars filled the sky, and the flowers and plants everywhere were filled with hazy multicolored halos. Together with the soft starlight, the sky and the earth were hazy.

But in this quiet barracks, there was an imperceptible coldness.

The big buffalo led four people to a military tent. While walking, the five people observed the surrounding situation from the corner of their eyes, and when they were less than ten steps away from the military tent, they all raised their hands and wiped the corners of their mouths. With one stroke, he swallowed the Ba Yuan Pill in his hand.

At the same time, in front of the other twenty military tents, five people walked over with mysterious smiles on their faces.

And Zhang Long, with his hands behind his back, walked to a military tent alone, which was the largest military tent of General Kunluo.