God level funny comparison system

A waitress who had been guarding the door came in, looked at Zhang Long with a smile and said, "I don't know what kind of baijiu you want, we have a lot of baijiu here..."

"Don't be so troublesome, just pick the one that is high enough, as long as it is strong enough, make four bottles first!" Zhang Long waved his hand.

As soon as this remark came out, Yu Fanjian, Yao Zicheng, and Xu Xianlong were stunned immediately. What are they going to do? Playing with their lives!

"Okay." Seeing that Zhang Long was in high spirits, the waiter didn't dare to disappoint, and agreed with a smile, then got up and walked out of the room.

Soon, the baijiu came.

Classic 52 degree Erguotou, four bottles!
Without further ado, Zhang Long grabbed a glass, unscrewed another bottle of white wine, poured half of the glass, then brought beer over, filled the other half, and then smiled with satisfaction.

"Would you like to drink? Of course you have to drink like this. If you drink, you will be brothers, and you will have the same blessings and share the same hardships in the future!" Pushing the cup in front of Yu Fanjian, Zhang Long said with a leisurely smile.

Yu Fanjian stared blankly at the beer mixed with white wine in Zhang Long's hand. Even Lian Jiazi couldn't bear this drinking method. His eyes fell on Zhang Long's face, looking at the calm smile on his face, and then I was shocked once, Brother Long is Brother Long, he is really domineering and heroic enough, just for this alone, he is not comparable to Yu Fanjian.

Taking a deep breath, Yu Fanjian felt the blood in his chest burning, and laughed loudly: "Okay, since Brother Long said it, then drink like this!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his hand and poured out half of the beer in the glass, and then poured in half a glass of white wine. Before he started drinking, Yu Fanjian's face was already flushed, feeling extremely irritated.

"Brother Long, do it!" Taking another deep breath, Yu Fanjian shouted loudly, and after finishing speaking, he raised his head and gulped it down.

"Haha...that's how he looks like a man." Zhang Long laughed loudly, finally stood up, and drank it all in one gulp!

"Brother Long is awesome! Haha, this way of drinking is refreshing enough, let's come too!" Xu Xianlong laughed heroically, and did the same thing, then raised his glass and poured down the mixed drink.

The three of them drank, and Yao Zicheng, not to be outdone, got up and grabbed the cup, mixed liquor and beer together like the three of them, and drank it all in one gulp.

After drinking the strong wine, the blood boiled, and all the grievances and enmities disappeared immediately. The three of them looked at each other and laughed.

They are both at the young age, and when the blood rushes to the brain, it is inevitable to be impulsive.

"Brother Long, you will be our boss in the future. Have you ever thought about carrying the flag in the school?" Yu Fanjian was the first to say this, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

Carrying the flag means being the boss, whether it is a good student or a bad student, it is a dream. Who doesn't want to stand above ten thousand people, and who doesn't want to be a high-ranking figure in everyone's eyes?
It's just that whether it can be done or not depends on the ability.

Undoubtedly, Yu Fanjian, Yao Zicheng and Xu Xianlong have regarded Zhang Long as the boss. They think that they cannot compare with Zhang Long. However, with Zhang Long, their dream of dominating the campus has hope again.

"Carrying the flag?" Zhang Long's mouth twitched into an evil smile, "Hehe, to tell you the truth, I really have this idea, but I don't know if you are brave enough to fight with me."

Hearing this, the three of them were silent for a while, and looked at each other, the flickering in their eyes became more and more intense.

Suddenly, Yu Fanjian slapped the table loudly, and said loudly: "Brother Long said this, after drinking all the strong wine, why not dare! If others can do it, we can do it, no one is afraid of anyone else!"

"Haha... yes, who is afraid of whom!" Xu Xianlong and Yao Zicheng laughed wildly and echoed.

The young man's arrogance was evident at this moment.

"Okay!" Zhang Long also became interested, filled his wine glass again, raised his glass and said, "From today on, our 1412 will be considered as the flag on the fourth floor. If others don't move, we will kill him!"

"Destroy him...do it!" The other three also raised their glasses and drank it all in one gulp.

After drinking strong wine, but only two glasses, the four of them basically couldn't tell the difference between south, east and north, and then all kinds of rhetoric, all kinds of bragging, and the previous grievances were all forgotten, and they were like brothers .

After another drink, the four brothers sat down and chatted while eating, their faces covered with oil and their mouths full of nonsense.

When a boy drinks alcohol, when he is three percent drunk, his mouth is full of braggadocio. When he is seven percent drunk, he is fighting, skipping class and picking up girls.
"Brother Long, did you make it? Brother, I have never been so happy since I was a child. To tell you the truth, I was often bullied when I was young. I had no friends, and no one was willing to stand up for me. Later, I was willing to be someone else's younger brother." , Said to be a younger brother, but in fact it was a treat for dinner and money to buy cigarettes, so that they would help me out when I was bullied. I knew in my heart that they never regarded me as a brother. Just like that Youren, don’t look We came out of a high school, and his mother never took me seriously, and kept saying brother, it was because my dad had a lot of money, if it wasn't like that, I wouldn't be a fart."

"But we are different. We don't know each other now. Brother Long, I can tell that you are the kind of person who says that one is the same. If you say you are brothers, then we are brothers!"

"Haha... I'm so happy," Yu Fanjian was already incoherent, holding Zhang Long's hand, with tears in his eyes, and shouting in a loud voice, "Brother Long, I'm really happy, I won't lie to you. With you As the boss, I will be steadfast, no matter whether it is bullying or being bullied, as long as we can be together, I will have nothing to fear!"

"Woooo..."

Yu Fanjian was talking vigorously, when he heard a burst of sobbing and crying, everyone had drunk too much, squinted his eyes and looked over, only to see Yao Zicheng with a chicken leg stuffed in his mouth, his face was full of tears, it was actually crying up.

"Hey, Yao, Yao Zicheng, you, what's wrong with your face? Did you spill wine on your face? Oh, no, damn it, you're crying again, ahaha..." Xu Xianlong shook his head, squinted his eyes, drunk He stared at Yao Zicheng for a long time before realizing that Yao Zicheng was crying, and then he burst out laughing.

Yao Zicheng ignored Xu Xianlong, got up and staggered to Zhang Long's side, then grabbed Zhang Long's hand, stared at him, and sobbed with tears all over his face: "Brother Long, Brother Jian's little experience counts." Damn, I’m so fucking sad. Did you make it up, I, I used to be not only often bullied, but I, I was also robbed of my girlfriend. No, no, it’s not that I was robbed, but I was dumped by my girlfriend...ah...my life is a tragedy..."

Wiping away his tears, Yao Zicheng continued: "Do you know what my girlfriend said when I broke up with me? She, she said I was too useless. Huh... I fucking get up earlier than the chicken every day for her, She sleeps later than a dog. I bought breakfast and dinner for her, and went out to buy supper in the middle of the night. I held it in my hand for fear of falling, and held it in my mouth for fear of melting. In the end, she was still dissatisfied. Then, then She followed the school boss who beat me up..."

"Brother Long, am I really useless? But, but I'm really scared, I can't beat them, they will be a big gang when they come out..."

"Haha...Yao Zicheng, you are so naive..." Xu Xianlong laughed and interrupted Yao Zicheng, he raised his head and laughed, but there were obviously a few teardrops on his flushed face, "It's nothing to be dumped, At least it proves that you once owned it. Damn it, when I went to school, I chased after a girl from the first year of high school until I graduated from high school. In the end, I only got one sentence, you are not suitable for me...Ahaha..."

"It was only later that I found out that that woman had already followed a flag bearer from our high school. Damn it, when I was chasing her, she even bluffed me by saying that she was single, you are single! Haha... I am Xu Xianlong When I was in high school, I was incompetent and unknown, but I can't play like an idiot!"

All three of them yelled, regardless of whether anyone was listening, just wanted to vent their aggrieved hearts.

Life is like this, no matter when, no matter where you go, if you are unknown, you can only have nothing, crying is useless, but you can't help it.

The boy does not cry easily, but he has not yet reached the sad part.

Zhang Long blinked slowly, forcing himself not to fall asleep. Looking at these three crazy brothers in his trance-like eyes, he also smiled wryly in his heart.

In the eyes of outsiders, he, Zhang Long, has always been smooth sailing, there is no girl who can't get acquainted, and no revenge that can't be revenged, but only he knows the bitterness of it.

His history of picking up girls is nothing more than acting on the occasion, each taking what he wants, without any emotion at all.

Especially after growing up, with the title of trash, Zhang Long is a plague god in many people's hearts, but any girl with a bit of IQ can't wait to put a slogan on the forehead that says fire prevention, theft and Zhang Long.

In a word, look down upon!

This is human nature, no one wants to follow a useless, perverted waste who plays around all day long.

Perhaps, only that silly girl Lin Yanran regarded him as a treasure.

"Hehe." Zhang Long smiled wryly again. He had also thought that if Lin Yanran married, the Lin family, the most prominent of the top ten families, would not be able to kill him if they knew that Lin Yanran was so close to Zhang Long. Let Lin Yanran stay at Kewu University.

Still the same sentence, I look down on it.In the eyes of ordinary people, Zhang Long is already a plague god. What's more, a big family like the Lin family may not only let Lin Yanran transfer to another school after knowing the relationship between Zhang Long and Lin Yanran, but the Lin family may also teach Zhang Long severely. some.

Lin Yanran is a princess, Zhang Long is just a dandy who relies on his father in the eyes of the Lin family, there is no comparison at all.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long shook his head and dispelled these negative thoughts. No matter what, he knew it in his own mind. As for how far he and Lin Yanran could go, Zhang Long had only one sentence: do your best.

He really likes Lin Yanran, and it has never changed since childhood.

"It's all right!" Waving his hand, Zhang Long laughed loudly, "Gentlemen, mothers-in-law and mothers, come and drink! I will follow you, Brother Long, and see who still looks down on you!"

"Haha..." The other three suddenly laughed again, touched the wine glasses on the table and drank them all in one gulp.