God level funny comparison system

This meal lasted until late at night.

At the beginning, the four of them pissed after drinking, and then drank after urinating, and then they vomited after drinking, and then made up after vomiting, and later, they vomited as soon as the wine touched their lips!
When the waiter came in to pay the bill, he almost knelt down in fright. The whole private room was already in a mess, as if he had been in a war. There were wine bottles and unknown liquids everywhere.

Just when the waiter was about to call an ambulance, he saw four people crawling out from under the table, one of them had a cigarette in his mouth, his face was flushed, and his eyes didn't even open. Yu Fanjian, the leader, was still yelling for the bill .

After the waiter told the amount of money, Yu Fanjian snatched the bill and looked at it again, chanting in a verbal way, the waiter was shocked, they drank like this, and they were still sober to settle the bill?
However, after paying the bill, Yu Fanjian lay on the ground, crawling and crawling like a turtle, but couldn't stand up. It was Zhang Long who helped him up before he stumbled out of the hotel.

The night was already dark, the road outside the hotel was empty, there were no vehicles, only the street lights were bustling, and the four of them walked in the middle of the road swaggeringly, reeking of alcohol and talking nonsense.

Walk for a while, stop for a while, or lie on the ground to vomit, or pull the belt to pee directly, without direction, no matter where you want to go, just walk by instinct like this.

Light blue smoke lingered behind the four, and the sound of laughter and vomiting echoed in the quiet night sky.

The sky is full of stars!

Under the shroud of night, above the five-story hotel, a young boy had already ambushed.

Black casual clothes, black sneakers, black shoulder length hair.

He is well-proportioned and of medium height. He is lying on the roof, staring straight at the four people walking away on the street below with a pair of eagle-like eyes.

He held a long gun in his hand. The black gun looked more and more cold in the night. The muzzle of the gun was pointed in the direction of Zhang Longyi. There was an infrared night vision goggle on the top of the gun barrel. With a circle of azure blue circular brilliance, the brilliance slowly rotates in the darkness, ready to launch at any time.

He is Shang Gu, who was ordered by Zheng Qiang to assassinate Zhang Long.

"Zhang Long?" Taking a breath, Shang Gu muttered in a low voice, then slowly lowered his head, and there was a photo on the ground in front of him, which was pressed by a stone, and it was Zhang Long wearing a school uniform.

Looking up again, Shang Gu narrowed his eyes, and a ruthlessness that didn't match his age appeared on his rather handsome face.

The muzzle of the gun moved, and in the lens of the infrared telescope, Zhang Long's head appeared in the center of the crosshairs.

The energy sniper rifle shoots out not the old bullets, but pure energy. This kind of sniper rifle can directly ignore the influence of external factors such as wind speed and temperature on the trajectory. Just aim and pull the trigger to kill thousands of miles. outside.

Shang Gu put his finger on the trigger, his rather clear eyes became more and more indifferent, under the darkness of night, he was like a lone wolf lurking, cold and ferocious.

Just when he was about to pull the trigger, on the street below, Zhang Long, who was already drunk, stopped suddenly, and immediately the vision popped up.

Zhang Long, who was staggering at first, suddenly fell to one side like a jaguar.

"Bang!" Almost at the same time, Shang Gu pulled the trigger.

A slap-length blue energy pierced directly through the void and shot at the position where Zhang Long was standing before. The air was rubbed and made a piercing and sharp sound.

"Pfft!" A slight sound rang in the ears of the four people, and they couldn't help turning their heads, only to see a hole in the ground in front of where Zhang Long was standing before, and there was still smoke lingering in the hole.

Zhang Long escaped this catastrophe, he was lying on the hard road, while the other three people looked at the hole in the road, still a little unable to react, they just stayed in place and watched in a daze.

On the roof, Shang Gu was startled, looked at Zhang Long who was lying on the ground, and secretly said: "Could it be discovered? Such a sensitive penetrating power!"

He could see clearly just now, the moment he aimed at the opponent, the opponent immediately made an evasive response, this kind of induction is rare, even Shang Gu, who is used to killing, has never seen a few, but whoever has this Those with the ability to sense danger are mostly masters who came out of the dead.

For a moment, Shang Gu didn't dare to underestimate the enemy any more, moved his gun and pointed it at Zhang Long again.

Zhang Long had already woken up from his drunkenness. He didn't feel any danger when he fell down suddenly just now, but the little girl shocked him suddenly, and then he heard the gunshot.

There was a dull gunshot, obviously there was a silencer, but the hole in the ground couldn't be faked, but after a second or two, Zhang Long understood that someone was assassinating him.

"Zhang Long, why are you still standing there? Someone is going to kill you, get out of here!" In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl stared straight at the direction of the hotel.

Hearing the little girl's anxious cry, Zhang Long didn't dare to hesitate, kicked his feet on the ground, and his body flew a few meters away from the ground like a spirit snake.

At the same time, Shang Gu's slight gunshot came again.

"Bang, bang, bang" sounded three times in a row, and three beams of azure energy flew towards him, leaving three holes on the ground where Zhang Long was lying on his stomach.

All of a sudden, Yao Zicheng and the others were also stunned. Looking back, looking at the three holes on the ground behind them that were only one step away from them, all the drunkenness in their bodies suddenly became sober.

"My mother... what's going on!"

Xu Xianlong was the first to yell, and immediately ran away with his head in his arms.

"I don't know, it's fucking real bullet holes!" Yu Fanjian also ran to the side with his head in his arms.

"It's that bastard? Where's Brother Long? Brother Long, are you okay!" Yao Zicheng shouted while running with his head in his arms.

"I'm fine, it's coming for me, you guys hide first." Zhang Long just stopped, raised his head and yelled, and then he flashed his figure and ran in the opposite direction to Yao Zicheng and the others.

"Bang bang..." Again and again gunshots came, and the azure energy fell against Zhang Long's heels, and the hard ground was pierced, leaving strands of gravel and dust.

The afterimages continued, the bullets were fast, and Zhang Long was running even faster. During the running, his body made all kinds of weird twists, as if he had eyes behind him, and he could see the direction of the bullet. Can easily dodge bullets once.

On the roof, Shang Gu was terrified, no wonder even Zheng Qiang, the owner of Tangtang Ye Paris Bar, hated this kid so much, it seems that this dragon really has a lot of skills.

At this time, Yao Zicheng and the others were also stunned. Looking at Zhang Long running ahead and the streaks of azure energy chasing after him, the three of them all opened their mouths wide and couldn't react for a while.

"Damn it, Brother Long, this is...who is this offending!" After a pause, Yao Zicheng shouted in horror.

"Sniper, a real sniper, Brother Long is so awesome!" Yu Fanjian echoed with a look of astonishment.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and find this bastard who shoots black guns!" Xu Xianlong remained calm, glanced around, and looked at the roof of the hotel in the direction of the blue energy. .

"Damn it, on the roof of the hotel, go up and kill him!" With another roar, Xu Xianlong raised his feet and ran towards the roof.

"Hmph," on the roof, Shanggu smiled disdainfully, "Can you run over?" While speaking, his gun turned around like lightning, and fired three consecutive shots in Xu Xianlong's direction.

"Bang bang bang!"

A series of three muffled sounds rang out in the void, and three streaks of azure energy hit the ground in front of Xu Xianlong impartially, and amidst the popping sounds, three streaks of dust and smoke rose up.

"Aoooooo..." Xu Xianlong, who was about to rush up just now, suddenly faltered, stopped his rushing figure, stood on the spot and jumped up again and again, howling in his mouth.

Just when Shang Gu turned his gun to intercept Xu Xianlong, Zhang Long stopped, and his star-like eyes locked on the roof where Shang Gu was lurking.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl has already discovered the exact location of Shang Gu and told Zhang Long.

"Come out for me!" A stern voice rang out in the night sky, Zhang Long's face turned cold, and he did not know when an electric shock steel whip was added in his hand, and he stepped on the ground, spinning in the air, holding The electric shock whip flew out with a clatter.

The moment the electric steel whip flew out, it was still flashing with lightning, like a black lightning, and flew towards Shang Gu's direction rapidly.

The void was pierced through, making harsh noises, and the sharp wind pressure rushed towards the face in an instant.

"Hiss..." On the roof, Shanggu couldn't help gasping for air, the electric shock whip magnified rapidly in his pupils, he didn't dare to neglect, he raised his hand and slapped down on the roof in front of him.

"Bang!" Amidst the dull sound, Shang Gu retreated against the roof with the force of the shot.

"Crack!" The electric shock steel whip flew over, and it was heavily inserted on the raised stone rock in front of the roof. The half-meter-thick stone rock was directly pierced by the steel whip, and half of the dark steel whip stretched out from the other end. out.

"What a powerful cultivation!" Lying on the back, staring at the steel whip protruding from the front, Shang Gu was shocked again.

Dazed for a moment, Shang Gu hurriedly looked up, but saw that the street was empty, obviously, Zhang Longyi had already hidden, or was groping towards him.

With a turn of his clear eyes, Shang Gu sensed the momentary danger, took a breath unwillingly, put away his gun, turned around and ran to the back of the building, and jumped down.

The most important thing for a sniper is to hide. Once the location is discovered and the target is not killed, they can only evacuate first. Otherwise, wait for the other party to call for help, or people from the Martial Arts Association who manage order, then it will be impossible. Oh no.