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After Le Ying left, Luo Shuang glared at Zhang Long viciously, said "Self-study!" and left with a flick of his sleeve.

Although there is no teacher, the students are still extremely quiet, and no one dares to disturb Zhang Long's sleep.

Leaving aside Zhang Long's background and identity all the time, just the previous song "Pingsha Luoyan" cannot be compared by any of his classmates.

Great characters always have privileges.

With the quiet atmosphere, soft pillows, and large table, Zhang Long really fell asleep.

Sleeping in the classroom is always so sweet, but sleeping on the desk is even sweeter.

I don't know how long I slept, anyway, Zhang Long had a dream about himself and Teacher Le Ying. In the dream, the woman with a figure like a monster and a face like a lotus was with him...

"Hehe." In the dream, Zhang Long smiled, but in the classroom, the students found someone asleep on the desk drooling continuously and laughing like a pig.

As a result, murderous gazes appeared in the eyes of many male students. Although they couldn't see Zhang Long's dream, they could think with their buttocks that it must be a sexual dream, and it was probably about their dream lover, Teacher Le Ying. Otherwise, how could that smile be so similar to when I dreamed of Teacher Le Ying?
It's a pity that Zhang Long's erotic dream was ruthlessly cut off before it ended.

"You are such a beast, that is your teacher!"

In the boundless sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl let out a sharp roar as she watched the unsightly scene in Zhang Long's dream.

Then, a flash of blue lightning flashed in Zhang Long's sea of ​​consciousness and submerged into his body.

"Huh... ouch..."

Zhang Long howled and jumped up from the podium, causing the podium to make a rattling sound.

Fortunately, the current was not too strong this time, and Zhang Long could bear it, but he didn't feel sleepy anymore.

Looking around, Zhang Long realized that there was no one in the classroom, it was empty, and get out of class should have ended.

"Death is so cheap, how can I beat you even if I am a beast?" Grinning, he cursed the little girl in his heart, Zhang Long jumped off the table with a plop and was about to leave.

"Zhang Long." A sweet voice suddenly sounded behind Zhang Long.

"Damn it!" Zhang Long was startled, took a step back abruptly, put on a fighting posture, and turned his head to look in the direction where the voice came from.

It was Nuo Wan'er, this girl was standing behind the desk at the moment, so Zhang Long didn't notice it just now.

Zhang Long rolled his eyes resolutely, "Please, can you say something in advance, it's scary!"

Nuo Wan'er ignored Zhang Long, she stared straight at Zhang Long with big round eyes, black and white, as if she wanted to see through him.

Then, Nuo Wan'er ran up to Zhang Long with her little feet, making her ponytail sway from side to side.

A scent of milk came, and Nuo Wan'er stood in front of Zhang Long, less than half a step away. The little girl who had just reached Zhang Long's chest raised her head, looked at Zhang Long with big black eyes, and said: "Zhang Long, do you know that the way you played the piano just now was so charming."

"..."

Zhang Long opened his mouth wide, drooling.The obsession in Nuo Wan'er's eyes made Zhang Long feel inexplicably guilty. Ever since he met the dead, no girl really said that she was charming, especially a girl like Nuo Wan'er.

Nuo Wan'er is recognized as a genius in their class. Although she is a few years younger than the other students, her professional knowledge is definitely second to none in the classroom.

Because of this, Zhang Long has an instinctive defense against girls like Nuo Wan'er. Firstly, they are his deskmates. Rabbits don't even eat grass by the side of the nest. Second, once such nympho girls are really provoked, That's hard to get rid of.

It's true that Zhang Long is a playboy, but he never plays with serious girls. This is the principle.

As a man, you can play tricks, but you must not be shameless.

"Cough, um, so-so." With a light cough, Zhang Long forced himself to remain calm, and glanced at Nuo Wan'er's chest, which was more domineering than Luo Shuang's, and then walked towards the door gracefully, looking like a gentleman. look like.

However, seeing Zhang Long like this, Nuo Wan'er became more energetic.

A sweet smile floated on her little face, and she followed behind Zhang Long, and asked as she walked, "But why did you do those things before? For example, it's embarrassing to give that kind of thing to a female teacher." Yes, to the detriment of your charm."

"Because I'm a pervert." Zhang Long shrugged his shoulders without looking back.

"I don't believe it." Nuo Wan'er curled her lips, "You must have some difficulties. From the perspective of my smart brain, the person who can play such a beautiful song cannot be a pervert."

At this moment, the two just walked to the door of the classroom.

There are students coming and going in the corridor, ready to go out for dinner.

Zhang Long stopped, with a flower-like smile on his face, he turned his head and looked down at Nuo Wan'er, and said, "Student Nuo Wan'er, you really deserve to be a genius, you've seen it all."

After a short pause, Zhang Long took another deep breath, made a very helpless look, and said very deeply: "I thought that no one would understand me. You guessed right, I really have difficulties in doing those things."

"What's the reason?" Nuo Wan'er frowned, a trace of sympathy appeared in her big eyes.

"For justice!" Zhang Long puffed up his chest and vowed, "For the safety and health of all the girls!"

"Ah?" Nuo Wan'er was decisively stunned, isn't pervert a threat to the safety and health of the girl?

Before Nuo Wan'er could react, Zhang Long suddenly reached out and grabbed Nuo Wan'er's tender little hand.

His clear eyes stared at Nuo Wan'er's big eyes seriously, and continued to say deeply: "You know, although I did those things, when I did them, I was completely calm. It's as if I'm pulling you Your hands are slippery and soft, but my heart is absolutely sunny and not a little bit evil. Do you understand?"

As he spoke, Zhang Long raised his hand again and placed it on Nuo Wan'er's fair and flawless face, "Look, I'm touching your face again now, but to me, it's the same as admiring those human body sculptures in a museum. The mood, pure appreciation, without the slightest distraction."

After speaking, Zhang Long pinched that little face again, and then left with satisfaction.

Nuo Wan'er has long been dumbfounded in place, with her small mouth slightly open, her big eyes staring at Zhang Long who left without blinking, her mind was buzzing, she was completely at a loss.

In the corridor, many students passing by were also stunned. Looking at Zhang Long's straight back, their eyes first showed horror, and then they all turned into abhorrence!
They clearly saw just now that this pervert was touching and pinching this petite little girl, Nuo Wan'er, but Nuo Wan'er seemed too frightened to say anything, and the other party still took advantage of her like a petrified girl.

However, after a few seconds, Nuo Wan'er finally had a reaction, and the genius's brain finally realized that Zhang Long had just touched her so unscrupulously!
"Zhang Long...you pervert...you will never change your nature!" The roar sounded and echoed throughout the corridor, Nuo Wan'er's fair and tender face turned purple, as if it was about to burn.

"Ahaha..." Zhang Long, who had already walked to the entrance of the corridor, let out a big laugh, "Whoever told you that I was a pervert before, let me show you a pervert. !"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long ran away in a hurry.

Zhang Long didn't dislike Nuo Wan'er at the same table, so he couldn't help but take advantage of it, but he definitely didn't dare to act too much.

Being at the same table is one reason, and the more important reason is that Nuo Wan'er, a little girl, must have a very complicated background.

Nuo Wan'er is not a native of Jiangcheng. As for where she is from, Zhang Long doesn't know, and Nuo Wan'er seldom mentions it to others, but whenever anyone asks about her family, she will always look up at her. God, respond by pretending not to hear.

Moreover, Zhang Long saw Nuo Wan'er mysteriously called away by the class teacher Luo Shuang more than once. Not only Luo Shuang, but also the head of the department and some senior officials of the school took good care of Nuo Wan'er.

This explains the problem very well. The power of the high-level officials of the University of Science and Technology is incredible. Even Zhang Long, the top ten families in Jiangcheng, have to give a little face to the high-level officials of the University of Science and Technology, so that these high-level officials can treat a student like this. It can only prove that the student's family background is unusual, even surpassing the status of the top ten families in Jiangcheng.

So, don't look at Nuo Wan'er as a little girl who doesn't know anything except studies, but in school, anyone with a little brain dare not bully her.

Just thinking about this, Zhang Long's cell phone trembled.

He took it out and saw that it was from his father. Without thinking about it, Zhang Long pressed the answer button.

"Your grandfather's birthday is coming soon. You must prepare a gift that you can afford. Don't lose to your second uncle and third uncle's kid, or I won't be able to spare you. I'm going to prepare it too."

As soon as the phone was connected, Dad's anxious voice came, and he hung up after saying a word in a hurry.

"Damn, I almost forgot." At the school gate, Zhang Long held up his mobile phone and muttered in a daze, then kicked his bicycle vigorously and accelerated towards his rental house.