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In the rental house, Zhang Long ate a bucket of instant noodles, and then began to discuss the issue of his grandfather's birthday with Shi Zhijian.

Although the Zhang family is now in charge of Zhang Long's father, Zhang Tiande, the real head of the family is actually Zhang Long's grandfather, Zhang Lei!
Zhang Lei, known as Mr. Lei, was feared by all respectable people in Jiangcheng.

In Zhang Long's memory, Grandpa was very kind, but in other people's memory, this old man Lei was a Vulcan, and if he was angered, he would die at every turn.

Don't look at Zhang Lei's age, but he has real kung fu. No one knows how powerful this old man is.

Zhang Lei has a total of three sons and one daughter. Zhang Long's father is the eldest, besides his second uncle, third uncle and a little aunt.

As for this little aunt, she was not Mr. Lei's biological daughter, but was adopted later, not much older than Zhang Long.

The reason why grandpa's birthday is very important is because Zhang Long's second uncle and third uncle have always been afraid of Zhang Long's father's position. Now almost most of the Zhang family's business is controlled by Zhang Long's father. This is definitely a piece of fat. It's normal for uncle and third uncle to be jealous, but being able to please grandpa is undoubtedly the best way to improve the status in the family.

Whether it is Zhang Long's parents or the juniors in Zhang Long's family, they attach great importance to grandpa's birthday.

"Death is cheap, what would you like to give?" Lying on the bed, Zhang Long squinted his eyes and asked thoughtfully.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl blinked her big eyes and said without thinking, "Send a girl!"

"..." Zhang Long's face suddenly became black.

"Look, you are a big pervert. From a genetic point of view, your grandfather is also very likely to be a big pervert. Of course, gifts for perverts must be beautiful women. Giggle..." Si Zhijian laughed happily with.

"Go away! Do you dare to give some advice to humans." Zhang Long rolled his eyes, "If I can't come up with a good gift, it's a trivial matter for my grandpa to be unhappy. My dad will kill me in minutes."

The little girl shrugged her shoulders and said helplessly, "I really can't help you with this. You see, you only have a few hundred yuan for food every month. How can it be enough to buy gifts, or the whole birthday cake. Hehe..."

"..." Zhang Long was completely disappointed with the dead, and it would be more reliable to use his own brain.

He is indeed poor now, but it is still okay to buy gifts for grandpa, at worst, he can just borrow some from Dynasty Mahan.

The point is, this gift must win over the sons of the second and third uncles, which is more difficult. His second and third uncle's sons are definitely not short of money.

It doesn't make much sense to win by relying solely on the extravagance of gifts, and Mr. Lei is also very disgusted with the wanton squandering of this kind of juniors.

Therefore, it is more reliable to make some novelties.

"What's grandpa's favorite?" Zhang Long frowned slightly and murmured softly. The next second, his eyes suddenly lit up, he raised his hand and slapped his forehead, and said pleasantly, "Damn, what I didn't expect this, of course my grandfather's favorite is martial arts secrets!"

Zhang Long was excited, if he could get a good martial arts secret book, he would definitely win the birthday banquet.

Who made his grandfather Zhang Lei an out-and-out martial idiot, and the older he gets, the more obsessed he is with martial arts, which is also an important reason why his kung fu is unfathomable.

Then the problem is coming!

In this era of martial arts recovery and rise, martial arts secrets are even more precious, not toilet paper, you can find it if you want.

Sitting on the bed, Zhang Long fell into deep thought. A few seconds later, an inscrutable smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Death is so cheap, is there any skill card about martial arts secrets in the Zhijian system?" Zhang Long pointed the finger at the self-proclaimed omnipotent Zhijian system.

"Of course, boxing, kicking, swordsmanship, and dual practice." The little girl shook her head and said proudly, as if she was used to Zhang Long calling her, and she was no longer angry.

"Hey, can you give me the whole set?" Zhang Long suddenly became interested, and raised his eyebrows, "Also, can I write the contents of the card?"

"Okay, after the card is issued, it will be yours. The Sunburning Sword system is very generous!" the little girl said, Zhang Long was overwhelmed with excitement when she heard it, and the gift has come to an end.

"But..." The little girl suddenly changed the subject, and Zhang Long's heart sank, "I've said it before, if you want more skill cards, you can only upgrade them. To upgrade, you need to do tasks. Moreover, I don't guarantee that after upgrading, I can really get skill cards like martial arts."

Zhang Long was silent, and when he thought of the missions assigned by him, he felt chills in his heart.

However, he really wanted to get a favorite gift for grandpa.

After being silent for an unknown amount of time, Zhang Long suddenly sat up from the bed.

"Death is cheap, I have to do missions, I want to level up!" He took a deep breath and said righteously.

For grandpa's happiness, for dad's position as the head of the family, and for defeating the two arrogant second and third uncles who have always looked down on Zhang Long's son, he worked hard!

"Well, you have the backbone, I will support you!" In the sea of ​​knowledge, the little girl also squinted her eyes, nodded, and said seriously.

"Since you can take the initiative to accept the task, then the ambassador will issue you the task in advance, get ready." After a short pause, the little girl straightened her back and said solemnly in the darkness of the Sea of ​​Consciousness.

Zhang Long took a deep breath, raised his head and chest, made an expression of "I can't stand it", and waited for the task to be issued.

However, when the content of the task really appeared in Zhang Long's consciousness, he felt unable to shout.

In order to let Zhang Long advance to the second level as soon as possible to get the skill card, the little girl specially selected two heavyweight tasks. As long as these two tasks are successfully completed, the experience gained will be enough for Zhang Long to be promoted to the second level.

The first task: Wear slippers and pajamas, enter the Jiangcheng Noble Women's Academy, and sing a system-adapted "Conquer" to the target designated by the system.

The designated target of the system: Liu Yueqing, the teacher of the Women's Noble Academy.

……

Without watching the second mission, Zhang Long felt faint.It hurts!

"Death is so cheap, is there something wrong with you? Wipe your ass with watermelon, isn't it over? Dare to change the target? Let me provoke that Mei Chaofeng again, she will really kill me." With a mournful face, Zhang Long asked incredulously.

"Don't worry, with me here, even if she shoots you in the head, you won't die, it's just a pain." The youngest daughter's voice was still serious.

"Can't you change the mission?" Zhang Long took a deep breath, trying to keep himself rational.

"No, it's okay if you say it in advance. Now that the task has been issued, there's no way to save it." The little girl said, her serious expression suddenly disappeared, and she crossed her legs leisurely.

Zhang Long's face darkened, "How the hell did I know you would do such a task!"

"That's enough." The little girl rolled her eyes and became impatient, "Stick up, I just got a good impression of you. Hurry up and get ready to execute, the first task is to be done tonight." To be done."

"Uh... I'm dead now..." Zhang Long fell on the bed with his head up.

……

In the evening, Zhang Long extravagantly ate scrambled eggs with tomato at the small shop downstairs, practicing for his upcoming perverted journey.

Then, he called Wang Chao and asked him to help him get a public amplifier with enough volume to be portable.

Soon, Wang Chao and Ma Han came with a huge tape recorder full of doubts, and it was a very old-fashioned tape recorder, which looked like a large brick.

"Damn it, can you two be more reliable? Just get me something like this?" Looking at the black tape recorder in Wang Chao's hand with many peeling paints, Zhang Long said depressedly.

"Brother Long, just be content. I borrowed this from the school museum. Recently, I heard that you have changed your mind and don't rely on your father. Therefore, my father also suspended all my expenses except for meals." Wang Chao pushed Pushing the glasses, he said helplessly.

Zhang Long took another look at the huge tape recorder with an unknown age, and felt more and more pain in the ass.

In the era of the explosion of science and technology, as a college student, if you don’t catch up with fashion trends, you are already outdated. Now let yourself carry such an antique to a women’s university for a stroll, I’m afraid, it will be regarded as a fossil!

"Brother Long, why are you asking us to get an external speaker at night?" Ma Han grinned and asked the doubts in his heart.

"You don't need to ask, you will know tomorrow." Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long said, after finishing speaking, he pulled the tape recorder and strode away.

Antiques are antiques, something is better than nothing, hurry up and complete this damn task, die early and be reborn sooner.

Behind him, Wang Chao and Ma Han were stunned. They looked at Zhang Long's back with dazed eyes, and were struck by lightning again.

As the night wind blew, Zhang Long's pure white pajamas fluttered in the wind, and the flip-flops on his feet made a pattering sound as they hit the ground.

The white nightgown was blown up by the breeze, taking advantage of the streetlights, you could still see the leg hair on Zhang Long's slender calf...

"Nimma, Brother Long is going out to scare people again!"

"What's the matter with him? Is he a ghost?"

In the night wind, Wang Chao and Ma Han all guessed something terrible, and they murmured one sentence at a time, but they didn't have the courage to stop it. If they could stop it, Zhang Long wouldn't have done so many perverted deeds.