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After entering the dormitory, Zhang Long went straight to the fourth floor.

The dormitory building was also very quiet, and the leather shoes hit the ground, making a crisp sound.

Having not slept all night, Zhang Long was also a little sleepy. He walked up a few steps and soon came to the door of the dormitory.

Pushing the door open and entering the dormitory, Zhang Long couldn't help frowning.

Yao Zicheng, Xu Xianlong, and Yu Fanjian did not sleep. Yao Zicheng and Xu Xianlong sat upright on their own beds, with a cigarette in their mouths, while Yu Fanjian was half lying on his bare bed, with a cigarette burning in his mouth. .

The faces of the three of them were a little ugly, as if they had lost a lot of money.

"Damn, what's going on? Got boiled?" Blinking his eyes, Zhang Long glanced at the three people. After finishing speaking, he went straight forward and sat down on the table in front of the window.

"It's really boiled." Xu Xianlong took a deep breath, then raised his hand and threw a cigarette to Zhang Long, and Yao Zicheng from the lower berth handed over the lighter.

After lighting the cigarette, Zhang Long took a deep breath, exhaled a large cloud of light blue smoke, and said depressedly: "What happened to make you all so energetic?"

"Damn it!" Yu Fanjian suddenly roared angrily, sat up from the bed with a crash, some red eyes glared at the void in front of him, and said word by word: "Isn't it the student union? Because they couldn't get their graduation certificates, we fought with them!"

"Damn," Yao Zicheng rolled his eyes, "Have you ever fought against others? They are a student union with the support of the school. If you fight against them, be careful to wear small shoes for you!"

"Wool yarn!" Xu Xianlong said angrily, "I have already given us small shoes. I don't believe that we were the only ones who stayed out at night last night. Damn it, they are just bullying. I heard from the neighbor that we were the only ones who stayed out at night last night." There are plenty of people there, but they seem to have informed us."

"Notification?" Zhang Long was a little dizzy, blinked, and finally figured it out after thinking for a while, no wonder when he went upstairs, he saw a big red paper on the bulletin board downstairs, and there seemed to be a few familiar people on it. The name, dare to love that name is written on them.

Zhang Long understood. It seems that they were found by the student union when they didn't come home last night.

"Ha ha," shaking his head and smiling, Zhang Long glanced at them, and said disdainfully, "I think it's a big deal, haven't you ever been to school? The student union is also afraid?"

Hearing this, the four of them looked at Zhang Long like a monster, Yao Zicheng with a long face said seriously first: "Brother Long, you are the one who has never been to school, right? What is the scariest thing in school? The one who carries the flag, the one who stands on the podium, In charge of discipline, there is also the student union."

"These guys are really not easy to mess with because of their titles in the student union. It seems that we can only invite them to dinner, or our graduation certificates will really be suspended." Xu Xianlong thought about it, thinking about inviting those bastards When eating, there are only 1 diaphragm responses.

The strict discipline of Kewu University is obvious to all. The handling of things like staying out at night is much more serious than that of ordinary universities. Ordinary universities will deduct a few credits at most, and it will not directly affect graduation. Kewu University is different. It's totally an act of killing one and making an example to others.

And the student union responsible for checking the night every day naturally has this power of life and death. In Kewu University, the power of the student union is particularly strong, and almost no one dares to provoke it. Skipping class, staying out at night, etc. need to please the student union in advance, otherwise the consequences will be very serious.

Zhang Long didn't live in the school before, so he didn't worry about it. As for his skipping classes, the monitor in his own class helped to settle it.But living in the dormitory now, these things are another matter.

Although Zhang Long doesn't care about the graduation certificate of Shenma, his father does. If he doesn't bring back anything after four years, his father will probably break his dog leg every minute!
However, Zhang Long had his own way to deal with the student union. He had dealt with the student union when he was in high school. Most of these people were pedantic and extremely pedantic.

"Okay, tell me which floor and number they live in? I'll meet them." Throwing away the cigarette butt, Zhang Long jumped off the table and said casually.

The rest of the people were taken aback for a moment, and then a smile appeared on their faces. Brother Long stepped forward, one by one on the cliff.

"Well, I've already found out that the student union of our building is on the twelfth floor, the highest, and all the sophomores live there." Xu Xianlong slipped off the bed and said while putting on his shoes, "Also, I heard that the seniors on the [-]th floor are really awesome, and they look down on us seniors, Brother Long, are you sure you want to go up?"

"Isn't it just a few years older? I dare to do Zheng Qiang, let alone them." Zhang Long rolled his eyes.

At this moment, all three of them were fully dressed and ready to come out. Xu Xianlong squinted his eyes and walked over, wondering: "Brother Long, who is Zheng Qiang?"

Zhang Long blinked, looked at Xu Xianlong with a depressed face, and said, "Don't you know Paris Night Bar? Zheng Qiang, the owner there!"

"Fuck..."

Immediately, the three of them cursed in unison, with horror in their eyes.

"Brother Long, you, are you kidding me? Have you messed with Zheng Qiang?" After a pause, Yao Zicheng swallowed.

Zhang Long smiled evilly, turned around and walked towards the door, and said as he walked, "Haven't you heard that the owner of Ye Paris Bar is blind in one eye?"

"Hiss..." The three gasped, looked at each other, and looked at each other!
Thinking about the professional sniper last night, the three of them became more and more frightened, and once again turned their eyes to Zhang Long's straight back, their hearts were filled with admiration.

"Brother Long, you are my idol."

"What kind of student union, what kind of flag bearer, compared to you, it's so weak!"

"People, only big people can cause big troubles! Strong, against the sky!"

The three of them couldn't help feeling emotionally, but Zhang Long had already opened the door and strode out. Seeing this, the three people behind him also took a deep breath and quickly followed. It has disappeared, but there is a touch of fanaticism in the eyes.

Brother Long has another good show with the student union, it's exciting!
Twelfth floor, no elevator.

As soon as Zhang Long waited for the four of them, they climbed the stairs and went up. Along the way, Zhang Long was the leader, and Yao Zicheng, Xu Xianlong, and Yu Fanjian followed Zhang Long just like the three bodyguards. Like the felons who were released.

There was no way, with Long Ge leading the way, they couldn't help their blood surging, and they naturally became high-spirited.

Along the way, I ran into some early risers. Most of the students were strangers on the [-]th floor of a building. Even Zhang Long's name was rarely known, so the four of them appeared like Tsundere and God of Gamblers. In people's eyes, it becomes a neuropathy, and after a while, they are all busy with their own affairs.

Soon, the four of them came to the twelfth floor.

The corridors are quiet. Sophomores naturally get up later than freshmen. This is the same as in any other field. Newcomers are always busy and have more rules. It will be much better after a long time .

Standing still at the entrance of the corridor, Zhang Long looked back at Xu Xianlong.

Xu Xianlong understood, and glanced at the house numbers of the dormitories on both sides. He took the lead in striding towards the corridor on the left, and the people behind him followed closely.

After walking about ten meters, Xu Xianlong stopped, and then pointed to the door in front of him.

Zhang Long raised his head and glanced at the number plate on the door. 206 is indeed the dormitory for the second grade.Only this floor of this building is for second-year students, so the house number is also different from the floor below. 2 directly represents the second grade, and the number behind it represents the dormitory number.

"Dangdang!"

Without hesitation, Zhang Long kicked open the door.

The silence of the corridor was suddenly broken, the wooden door opened violently, and then it slammed into the wall of the dormitory again, making a more violent sound.

"Grass! Who! Courting death!"

"Damn it, I'm having a sex dream?"

……

Furious cursing sounded in the dormitory, but no one opened their eyes to take a look. The four of them were still lying in bed, and they just cursed a few words before continuing to sleep.

Obviously, they didn't know who came in, they just thought they were roommates who got up early in their dormitory.

Looking at this scene, the corner of Zhang Long's mouth twitched into a wicked smile, and then strode straight towards the window.

The three of Yao Zicheng were very arrogant before, but as soon as they entered the dormitory, they felt the faint energy fluctuations emanating from the sophomore senior brothers on the bed, and they felt a little drummed in their hearts. After all, they are senior brothers, and they are members of the student union. If you make such a fuss, will you be beaten to death?

What's more, this is the twelfth floor. If someone shouts casually, all the sophomores will come running over. When the time comes...

None of the four could imagine the result.

"Whoa!"

At this moment, Zhang Long, who had already walked to the window, suddenly opened the curtains, and suddenly, blood-red sunlight came in.

Xu Xianlong opened his mouth wide in shock, Brother Long, this is iron courage!