God level funny comparison system

"Fuck...what bastard, you're going to die!"

"It's so early in the morning, who the hell is so boring?"

"Hurry up and close the curtains, I will continue to dream!"

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The morning sun shone in, pushing back the lazy darkness of the dormitory, and all four people who were still asleep in the dormitory woke up immediately.

While roaring, the four of them opened their eyes and looked in the direction of the window.

Then the sleepy eyes were fully awake.

"Plop." Zhang Long took off and landed on the table in front of the window.

"I'll fuck you!" Zhang Long preemptively struck.

All of a sudden, the dormitory became chaotic, and there were clattering noises from all kinds of belt clothes. Except for the buddy who had already been tricked and lay on the bed covering his face and screaming in pain, the other three began to get dressed as quickly as possible.

Zhang Long smiled in satisfaction, raised his hand, and Yu Fanjian quickly took out the cigarettes, one for each of the four, and after lighting them, they all stood on the table.

"Woooo..." Looking at Zhang Long again, the buddy cried even more aggrieved, being so violently beaten by the freshmen, the self-confidence and arrogance in his heart were completely shattered, and some were just humiliated to the point of collapse.

He touched his pants, took out a cool mobile phone, and dialed a number.

From the beginning to the end, the rest of the people were also watching this scene, and seeing their companions doing this, they just frowned and dared not speak.

At this moment, he was completely overwhelmed by Zhang Long's aura and could only swallow his anger.