God level funny comparison system

The gate of the Women's University was empty, and the streets were busy again.

After everything quieted down, Zhang Long walked out of the alley and continued towards the Women's University.

He is now invisible and can't see anything. The white nightgown drifting by will only pick up a little dust on the ground, and it will automatically flutter in the void.

In the guard room of the women's university, the two security guards were bragging.

"Let me tell you, I wasn't afraid at all just now. I really practiced. I'm just a pervert. I'll fall down in minutes." A security guard took a puff of cigarette and yelled.

"Tch, I don't know if you're afraid. Anyway, I'm not afraid. I took out my phone just now and didn't even think about calling the police. In fact, it was a false move. There is truth in the falsehood, and falsehood in the truth, have you heard it? That's right, This is the highest level of martial arts, if that pervert just moved again, he would be knocked down by my move, You Long Chu Hai."

"You Long Going to Sea is a fart! If I really do it, ten perverts are not enough for me to deal with."

"Haha... Blow it, blow it again! Have you ever seen me single out a 30-something big man? Let me tell you, those guys have also practiced, but they can't get close to me at all..."

"Fuck, just you? I really don't want to tell you, lest I scare you. Well, let me tell you. I think back then, I chopped all the way from Kowloon to Poland Street with two kitchen knives. People can't stop me, do you know what I rely on? Martial arts! Peerless martial arts, you have never seen it before."

"Nimma, Kowloon belongs to Hong Kong, right? Have you ever been in Hong Kong?"

"That is required……"

Just as the two were bragging, the door of the guard room opened automatically, and the two were still spitting, completely unaware.

"You are nothing, let me tell you, I participated in the provincial martial arts competition when I was in the sixth grade of elementary school, and I was the champion! Hundreds of masters from all over the country fought with each other, and none of them was the same!"

"That's nothing, I'm the national champion, and next year I plan to go to Las Vegas to play the global group arena. Also, don't look at me as a security guard, it's just a cover-up, do you understand the cover-up? I like to keep a low profile... "

"Low-key, sir!" There was a sudden voice in the room, and then there was a bang, and the security guard flew out without finishing his sentence.

The other security guard couldn't help being taken aback, and before he knew what happened, he punched him in the face again. He couldn't see anything, but it felt like his entire face collapsed, and then he flew back violently. out.

"Damn, let you talk about Lao Tzu's perversion." The inexplicable voice sounded again in the empty void.

"Sister, you can blow it."

"Boom!" The door of the guard room closed automatically, and the voice murmured farther and farther away.

Walking out of the guard room, Zhang Long strode towards the direction designated by the little girl in a state of invisibility, holding the tape recorder.

A few seconds later, there was a pig-killing scream from the guard room, just two words... ghost... ah...

Soon, Zhang Long came to the designated place, the teaching building of Women's University.

In a women's university, the students are all women, and naturally the teachers are also women, otherwise accidents will easily happen.

There is only one teaching building, and all the female teachers live in it, and there are four student dormitory buildings on both sides, front and back.

There is a big garden in Luoxia. Zhang Long is standing on the edge of the garden at the moment, looking up, he panicked just looking around at the scenery.

The five buildings, all twelve floors, are the same as most of the new buildings in Jiangcheng City. They are all silver-white in color, as if they are made of pure metal. Science fiction color.

However, the five buildings here are very different from the floors on the street, not in style, but in decoration.

There were no decorations on the buildings on the street, but the five buildings here made Zhang Long dazzled and had the urge to spurt blood.

Perhaps it is because there are almost no men in the whole school, so neither the teachers nor the students have any scruples. On every semi-circular balcony on the building, there are clothes drying in disorder, long and short, in various colors, all over the entire building. , It seems that the cylindrical building is like a spiked mace.

What's more, on the countless clothes rails, all the clothes hanging out are women's special clothes, which are also fancy styles, different sizes, colorful and strange.

Looking around, the entire sky is full of colorful flags, which is very magnificent.

Compared with Kewu University, which only has one female building, the lineup here is absolutely shocking.

In particular, the five buildings are all lit at the moment, and in the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, under the light, there are constantly enchanting and slender mermaid-like shadows walking around, like a group of monsters gathering.

"Beast, have you seen enough? Let's start!" In the sea of ​​consciousness, a little girl's disdainful voice came.

"Hiss... Huh..." Zhang Long took a deep breath, looked away reluctantly, and put the tape recorder in his hand on the high platform behind him.

A circle of light blue light appeared, sliding from the top of the recorder to the bottom, and then the recorder appeared. At the same time, a circle of blue light flowed down Zhang Long's body at high speed. As if emerging from the void, it lost its stealth function.

"If you die so cheap, can't you stay invisible all the time?" Even though he knew that it was impossible to be agreed, Zhang Long still asked expectantly.

"You have a good idea!" The little girl rolled her eyes and refused decisively.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long grinned, "Okay, what to do next, there is nothing in this tape recorder, I don't know if it can be used, how to play your 'Conquer'?"

"You don't have to worry about it, you can use your index finger to press the switch later. But before that, you need to attract the target out as I said."

"How to attract?"

"Hey..." In the sea of ​​knowledge, the little girl smiled meanly, and then told Zhang Long what to do next.

After listening to it, Zhang Long felt that the wind was rustling and the water was cold!

After deliberating for a few seconds and making sure that his legs were no longer trembling, Zhang Long raised his head, aimed at a window on the third floor of the teaching staff building, and shouted.

"Liu Yueqing... Teacher... I love you!"

It was already past ten o'clock at night, and there was no one in the garden. Zhang Long was alone in the huge corridor downstairs. The wind blew, and he was holding one hand on his hip and the other hand to his mouth as if shouting. Under the night wind, The white nightgown fluttered, and two hairy legs loomed. Due to nervousness, the toes were dug into the green flip-flops.

The shocking voice resounded in the empty sky, and the countless enchanting figures in the five surrounding buildings stopped at once, as if they had heard a holding spell.

"Do you dare to be careful and come again, or I will shock you." In the sea of ​​consciousness, a whip wrapped in blue lightning appeared in the little girl's hand, and she scolded in a thin voice.

"Gudong." Zhang Long swallowed, took another deep breath, and instantly entered the role.

"Liu Yueqing...Teacher...I, I love you...I'm out of my mind!" With tears in his eyes, Zhang Long yelled again, this time with absolute sincerity.

Ever since, the five buildings were in chaos, and the entire women's university went berserk.

There was a sound of "哗啦啦", and above the five buildings, the glass as smooth as metal retracted automatically to the two sides, revealing curved windows one by one, and groups of women came running in, instantly The room is filled with all the windows.

Girls of all colors, thousands of postures, thousands of styles.

Zhang Long also opened a window facing the third floor, and Liu Yueqing's figure appeared, with many female teachers from the same room standing on both sides.

As far as the eye can see, there are girls in all directions, and it was originally night, and everyone was dressed in cool clothes. It felt like they followed Lichunyuan.

"what's the situation?"

"Wow... that pervert again!"

"How did he get in?"

"God, look at him like that, how crazy is he!"

"It's so exciting, don't be bored tonight!"

"It's pretty hard work, maybe this pervert really fell in love with Teacher Liu Yueqing."

"Yes, yes, true love...haha..."

Countless high-pitched female voices came from all directions, chirping like little swallows gathering in spring.

Liu Yueqing was also looking at Zhang Long, and recognized this abnormality at a glance. Her pretty face was already livid, her breathing gradually became heavier, and a cold aura erupted, and the temperature in the whole room dropped considerably. few.

She was about to take a rest, and she had already taken off her coat, leaving a white tube top on her upper body, a pair of black leather pants on her lower body, and a pair of flat high-top leather shoes.

She had just returned from going out, so she hadn't had time to change her clothes yet, and the colleagues around her had long been accustomed to Liu Yueqing's un-teacher-like attire, so they didn't think much about it.

"Miss Liu, look at how hard this kid is, or you can follow suit."

"I heard that this child is from Kewu University across the street. They are all high-achieving students, and they are only in their early twenties. They are so young. I am tempted..."

"Cuckoo..."

Three or four female teachers all laughed, their flowers trembling wildly.

Liu Yueqing did not speak, her sharp eyes fixed on Zhang Long downstairs, and her black hair began to rise automatically without wind.

"Heck...the target, the target appears...heck...we can start now."

At this moment, in Zhang Long's sea of ​​consciousness downstairs, the teary-eyed little girl who was already laughing said out of breath.

The true feelings on Zhang Long's face disappeared all of a sudden, and his face became expressionless, like a dead person. Then he turned his head and pressed the play button of the tape recorder with his index finger.