God level funny comparison system

The night view of Jiangcheng City is very beautiful.

As far as the eye can see, there are flashing neon lights everywhere, as if the whole city is trapped in colorful cotton wool, soft, as if drunk.

There are tall buildings of various colors, pointed, square, flat, all kinds, like countless silver and white long swords of different patterns standing in the night, shining dazzlingly under the illumination of neon lights.

There is a sky bridge that is hundreds of meters high, without any support below, and there are line-like marquees on it, like a rainbow stretching across the sky.

The colors of the rainbow, all kinds of traffic flow, there are wheeled cars soaking on the bridge deck, and more are magnetic levitation vehicles. Rainbow flies.

Large screens of various colors are inlaid on top of the sky-high buildings, and various gorgeous advertisements are staged.

On the street on the ground, the traffic is surging, and the sidewalks on both sides are illuminated by endless landscape lights. The two rows of landscape lights present a purple waterfall shape, one person tall, and the purple brilliance is constantly emerging from the ground like real water. out, and then flowed down silently, a purple waterfall, running through the entire endless sidewalk.

Zhang Long appeared on the sidewalk, so both the crowd and the traffic on the road were not calm again.

Pure white robe-style pajamas, flying in the purple lights, two hairy, seemingly thin and slender long legs looming, green flip-flops, compared with the purple lights waterfall, there is a disgusting feeling impulse.

With his head held high, he was holding a worn-out antique tape recorder in his hand. Amidst the sound of pattering footsteps, he walked swayingly, with a crumpled cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth.

The rising light blue smoke made this look even more unreal.

At first glance, Zhang Long at this moment seems to be a rent collector in the old era, who suddenly traveled from the past.

Soon, someone discovered Zhang Long's existence.

"Wow...Look, isn't that the pervert? He started doing it again!" Someone screamed, excited as if they had discovered a new continent.

"Haha... I'm stupid... I'm so laughing..." Someone laughed and leaned back, their eyes lit up, as if they really saw the ancient rent-collecting heroes.

"Is he trying to interpret perversion to the realm of art?"

"It really does look a bit artistic," said a charming woman who happened to pass by Zhang Long, winking, "Look at that melancholy look, that stubble beard, and that cigarette that looks like it's been caught by her buttocks." , and those slippers, they are still green... giggling..."

Before she could finish speaking, the woman bent down laughingly, her tight legs in high heels twitched, and she almost fell down.

The laughter quickly pushed the beauty of the night to an alternative climax.

Then there are the sounds of taking pictures.

Cell phones, cameras, and various high-tech guys were all aimed at Zhang Long, and the sound of clicking could be heard endlessly.

As a result, white lights flickered around Zhang Long, and even ultra-long-range cameras pointed at Zhang Long from the windows of high-rise buildings everywhere, and white lights flickered on the high-rise buildings everywhere, like stars falling to the ground for a while, making people feel Those silver-white and cold buildings in the city have a little more vitality.

At the end, there were even remote searchlights on four high-rise buildings, and the bursting light group locked on Zhang Long and moved with his steps, while the traffic flow of the entire street followed him.

night, was lit.

Jiangcheng hadn't been this lively for a long time.Zhang Long knew that he was angry again.

However, he was already used to this kind of gaze, and he still maintained a steady pace, without looking sideways, and occasionally spit out a light blue smoke ring, and headed towards Jiangcheng Women's College at an unabated speed.

No way, Zhang Long also wanted to take a taxi, but after thinking about it later, he decisively gave up this idea. He was afraid that the taxi driver would take him directly to the mental hospital.

Soon, Zhang Long arrived at the gate of the Women's University, and brought along the audience of the following blockbuster.

The entrance of the women's university suddenly became lively.

All kinds of vehicles were congested together, passers-by and drivers rushed over, forming a huge semicircle densely packed, blocking the entire wide open space at the school gate, and Zhang Long was in the center of this semicircle.

"This guy is so awesome, come to Women's University again, my god, my heart can't take it anymore." Looking at the Women's University in front of him, some audience screamed exaggeratedly, as if they were about to have a heart attack in the next moment Like a seizure.

All the audience were very excited, and even looked forward to seeing Zhang Long's more perverted behavior. Many people even began to guess what Zhang Long was doing with his appearance today.

The voices were full of people, and it was very lively.

Zhang Long remained calm, glanced around, and strode towards the entrance of the Women's University.

Immediately, the two security guards in the concierge opened their mouths wide, their eyes fixed on Zhang Long, and there was a look of fear in their eyes.

"What should I do? He, he's coming!" a security guard shouted tremblingly.

"First, go out and stop it, if it doesn't work, call the police!" Another security guard said, so the two stumbled out.

"Die, pervert, you, what are you doing, stop!" The two security guards put one hand on the batons at their waists, pointed at Zhang Long with the other, and shouted tremblingly. The legs are always ready to run away.

"Bah!" Zhang Long spat out the long-extinguished cigarette butt at the corner of his mouth, looked at the two security guards with lazy eyes, and said leisurely, "Can I go in?"

The two security guards were stunned for a moment. Sure enough, this guy really came for the women's university!
"Of course not! I warn you, we have practiced before! Don't mess around, otherwise, otherwise..." A security guard said with a jump.

"Otherwise we'll call the police!" another security guard added.

Both of them roared loudly and panicked. As they spoke, one of the security guards had already started to touch his mobile phone. Just kidding, this is a women's university, and the students inside are all young and lively beauties. Let this pervert go in, isn't it? To lure wolves into the house?

"Heroes, don't be afraid of them, go in, go in!" shouted a young audience behind him.

"That's right, come in, go in, there are all beauties inside, you can do whatever you want after entering, cluck..." Another enchanting woman shouted.

People were about to climax with excitement again, and most of them were trembling, looking as if the cold winter had suddenly descended, and the frenzy in their eyes was more exciting than watching an island country action movie.

Zhang Long grinned, and things became more difficult. It's no wonder that people let him, a pervert, into this scene.

"Don't stand still, find a place to hide for a while, and I'll help you hide." At this moment, the voice of the little girl in the sea of ​​consciousness sounded like heaven.

Stealth...

Dense black lines floated up on Zhang Long's face.

"You said you can make me invisible?" He asked in the sea of ​​consciousness.

"Yes." The little girl blinked and said casually.

"Hiss... Huh..." Zhang Long took a deep breath, and then left violently!

"Damn it, you can be invisible, you didn't say it earlier! I've broken all the way. If you say you can be invisible at this time, do you think you are a bitch... Damn it... I have poured blood for eight lifetimes Damn, why did I meet such a fool like you?"

The white nightgown was flying, and Zhang Long just kept beating his chest and stamping his feet on the spot. The ferocious expression on his face was like that of an orangutan who saw his spouse being taken away.

And he didn't communicate with consciousness this time, he yelled directly.

"Hurry up, call the police, this lunatic is going to explode!" The two security guards were frightened and began to dial in a hurry.

The surrounding audience was also frightened, all the excited roars stopped abruptly, and the crowd retreated a few steps with a clatter.

However, before people had time to call the police, they found that the psychopath in front of them suddenly turned around and left.

With his white robe flying upwards and carrying a huge tape recorder, Zhang Long returned along the original road, and when he passed a dark alley, he dodged and ran in.

No one came chasing after him. It's fine to watch a pervert show, but it's not a joke to watch a pervert go crazy.

Seeing that Zhang Long had already left, the two security guards at the door were relieved and gave up calling the police. They returned to the concierge a little tired, fighting wits with the perverts, it was really tiring.

The crowd outside also gradually dispersed, disappearing into the vast night.

And in that alley, Zhang Long was completing his invisibility.

At this moment, Zhang Long's face was already bruised and purple. As soon as he entered the alley, he was surrounded by four or five transparent fists, and he was pressed to the ground and beat violently for 2 minutes before stopping.

Now, Zhang Long is facing the wall, his eyes are empty, his nose has two nosebleeds, and he has become dementia again.

And his feet have disappeared, a circle of thin light blue lines flickering slightly consuming light, are circling along his legs, Zhang Long's body has turned completely transparent.

Soon, Zhang Long disappeared into the alley.

Originally, Zhang Long was very curious about this stealth function. Even in this era of technological explosion, this kind of high technology can only be mastered by some top forces, and it is difficult for ordinary people to see it.

However, after being beaten up by Si Zhijian, he was not in the mood to delve into the invisibility function, and Si Zhijian also said that this invisibility function is only used to help Zhang Long complete the task, and does not belong to Zhang Long, he cannot actively use it.