God level funny comparison system

Before, the little girl had conveyed some target information to Zhang Long.

Female, 26 years old, named Liu Yueqing, professor of mathematics at Jiangcheng Women's Aristocratic School, is famous for serving as an invigilator many times and successfully chatting in the examination room, causing many candidates who tried to cheat to stay out of class without doing a single question. He was given the nickname "Chasing Life", and together with the other three female teachers, he was called the four famous arresters of this women's university!
Proficient in multiple languages, suspected of schizophrenia, likes reading books, listening to music, and... Sanda!
Looking at these materials, Zhang Long had already foreseen that this bright midsummer weather was destined to be a turning point in his life, no, it was a fracture point!

A picture appeared in Zhang Long's mind. She was still a tall beauty with fair skin and beautiful appearance. Zhang Long was relieved at last.

At the beginning, groups of students came out from the school gate, which was more than ten meters away to the right of the big tree. A scent of flowers after the rain came to his face, and Zhang Long's suppressed mood also improved a lot.

Looking sideways, all the girls are full of charms, each with its own merits, thousands of flowers blooming, bright eyes, every face is filled with bright smiles that can only be found in youth, and they are full of joy when they smile.

Zhang Long couldn't help standing up, this girl's school is really a man's paradise!
Zhang Long is naturally not a student here, his school is opposite to this women's university, a typical engineering university, there are more wolves and less meat, after staying for four years, all the sows have double eyelids, Rao Zhang Long used to be a playboy, After coming to this school, the resistance to beauties also dropped sharply, let alone such a large number of beauties came out all at once.

"Hey, don't be dazed, the target has appeared." The child's startled voice came.

Zhang Long's heart couldn't help tightening, and he looked towards the direction of the school gate. On a wide tree-lined avenue, a tall and slender woman was striding towards him.

For a moment, Zhang Long suddenly felt that the world was pale, the sun and the moon were dark, and the young students walking on both sides were so weak compared to this woman!

She is Liu Yueqing!

She walked quickly, and a pair of slender legs took turns, bold and elegant!
"Hurry up, stop her at the school gate, there will be more audience!" The little girl reminded.

"Huh..." Zhang Long took a deep breath, looked up at the sky, put his palms together first, and then drew a cross shape on his chest, chanting: "God, Maria, please protect me from a miserable death, Amen!"

"Okay, stop moaning, you will die sooner or later!"

Rolling his eyes and cursing, Zhang Long raised his hand and grabbed his jacket, hid the electric stick in his hand, and started away.

He held his head high, strode like a star, and looked like a strong man who would never return, as if the music of the God of Gamblers played in his mind. He planned to imitate Jing Ke's assassination of Qin, and die with a more tragic death!
Soon, he and Liu Yueqing met right below the school gate!

The whole world seemed to be at a standstill for this moment, only the invisible wind wandered around, like a mockery, more like shouting for this battle without gunpowder smoke.

Zhang Long suddenly felt his world spinning, his mind buzzing.

"Stop!" Zhang Long yelled out in a trance.

Liu Yueqing, who was dressed in black and white, stopped immediately, narrowed her phoenix eyes, and looked unkindly at the nosebleed, sharp eyes, and unscrupulous brat in front of her.

There is no way, a senior beauty like Liu Yueqing is already used to being pursued.But after a few seconds, she found that even if she wanted to break her head, she couldn't imagine that the brat in front of her was so shameless!
"What's the matter?" Liu Yueqing asked indifferently with her vermilion lips parted and her silver teeth gleaming coldly.

Zhang Long's expression did not change, except for the two nosebleeds, there was a handsome young man who looked cold and cold, he squinted his eyes slightly and asked coldly in a heroic tone: "Are you Liu Yueqing?"

"It's me, how about it?" Liu Yueqing raised her head slightly, with a trace of doubt in her beautiful eyes.

"Hehe..." Zhang Long laughed, and suddenly he laughed, the laughter was so unbearable, the courage that had lasted for a long time faltered like a punctured balloon, and he opened his clothes tremblingly.

It was as if thunder was rolling across the sky, and Liu Yueqing's snow-white pretty face suddenly became gloomy like the bottom of a pot.

Zhang Long's heart felt frozen!

"Hey, the audience is not enough, speak up!" In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl's fatal voice came again, speaking impatiently, as if she was more nervous than Zhang Long.

"Miss Liu, I have admired you for a long time. I heard that you have been single, so, so I think you need it. You, please don't rush to get angry. I am definitely thinking of you. I am a little embarrassed. But I'm not afraid, that's just how I am, it's so real! Do you feel any warmth?"

"I know that there are many people who are calling your attention. They pretend to be gentlemen on the surface, but they still want to be with you? Now you don't have to be afraid. With this thing, men are just clouds! You don't have to thank me, who Let me be kind from a young age."

Zhang Long talked endlessly, trying to make a final struggle, using his three-inch tongue to turn the tide.

"Giggle...haha..." The little girl in the sea of ​​consciousness was already rolling on the ground laughing.

"Huh?" Zhang Long suddenly realized something was wrong, "Teacher, why are you taking off your shoes?"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long raised his head to look at Liu Yueqing's beautiful face in doubt, and then he swallowed with a thud. At this moment, Liu Yueqing's black hair was flying, and his face was as fierce as a demon, comparable to Mei Chaofeng in TV dramas !
With her jade hand, she took off one of the black and red high-heeled shoes.

Zhang Long looked around again, hundreds of girls surrounded the inner three floors and the outer three floors, all the girls' eyes were fixed on Zhang Long, those eyes were utterly irresistible!

"Cough." With a light cough, Zhang Long was still timid. If eyes could kill, he would be doomed now.

A bean-sized bead of sweat dripped down his handsome face, Zhang Long suddenly smiled shamelessly, shook his head and said, "Don't be angry, everyone, I was just joking with you."

"Fuck you, second uncle!" A loud shout came, Zhang Long's eyes flashed, and he saw Liu Yueqing's enchanting figure spun 360 degrees in the air, and a high-heeled shoe in his jade hand swung round and smashed towards him.

The force was so great and the speed was so fast that even afterimages appeared around Liu Yueqing.

"Boom!" The sound of the sharp heel hitting the forehead was painful to hear.

A gust of blood shot out quickly, and Zhang Long suddenly felt that his whole head... exploded!
For a moment, he felt dizzy and dizzy, and fell to the ground with his head up.

"Kill him, you pervert!" A high-pitched girl's voice came, and then hundreds of female students rushed in like a tide.

Tears welled up in his desperate eyes, and he suddenly realized a truth in the beams of sunlight cast from the gaps in the crowd. Death is not terrible, but ruin is terrible.