God level funny comparison system

"Brother Long, stop pretending, who dares to abuse you." Seeing Zhang Long's sad face, Wang Chao hurriedly flattered him, for fear that Zhang Long would regret it.

Of course, Zhang Long will not regret it. The development of new drugs is not only a demonstration of the dynasty's strength, but also an important part of his plan, which must be completed.

"Teacher Luo Shuang dares to abuse me." Zhang Long grinned and said, thinking of the next plan, he felt a little uncertain.

"What does this have to do with Teacher Luo Shuang?" Wang Chao blinked, expressing his confusion.

Zhang Long gave Wang Chao a blank look again, and said depressedly: "What else should I do? If you want to borrow that crappy laboratory in your department, you must have a guarantee from the teacher of the school. Can you think of others? If you can find someone else, then you don't have to look for it." Luo is happy, I wish I could stay away from her."

"Haha..." Wang Chao suddenly laughed, narrowing his eyes into two crooked slits, hugging Zhang Long's palm, and said with a coquettish smile: "Brother, let's find Teacher Luo Shuang, you have a good relationship with your homeroom teacher, I'm different, our class teacher wanted to beat me when he saw me. Besides, you are a popular person in our school, you have a lot of face. "

"Big sister! Damn! I'm really worried about Luo Shuang's temper." Rolling his eyes again, Zhang Long took a deep breath and fell into deep thought.

After a while, he frowned, his eyes showed more determination, he slapped his thigh and said: "Damn it, let's do it like this, call someone."

"Call someone?" Wang Chao was stunned for a moment, "Why do you want to call someone? Brother Long, you won't use force on Teacher Luo Shuang, right? She is the overlord teacher in our school, it would be ugly to do so."

"Of course not! Just leave it alone and call me Zhao Hu and Ma Han, as well as Xu Xianlong and the others." Zhang Long shouted impatiently, then suddenly raised his eyes to look at the scenery outside the window, with deep emotion on his face Said: "Oh, it seems that I have to bear the humiliation again."

"Heaven will send a great mission to the people. They must first toil their muscles and bones, starve their bodies, empty their bodies, and mess up their actions. Therefore, they will be motivated to endure and strengthen what they cannot..."

With a sad expression on his face, Zhang Long was singing an elegy for what was going to happen next, while Wang Chao had already pulled out his mobile phone and called for someone as Zhang Long said.

Not daring to be negligent, the dynasty summoned all the brothers who could be contacted in Jiangcheng City.Less than half an hour later, cars arrived at Zhang's house one after another.

Ma Han, Xu Xianlong, Yao Zicheng, Yu Fanjian, Ji Chen and more than a dozen people entered Zhang Long's room, as well as Zhao Hu and Tie Ruanxiang.

"Damn it, Zhao Hu, why did you bring her here? This is my boudoir!" Zhang Long glanced at all the brothers, and his eyes fell on Tie Ruanxiang next to Zhao Hu, wondering.

Zhao Hu is tall and tall, with a black leather jacket on his upper body, a pair of black trousers on his lower body, Tie Ruanxiang next to him is his favorite dress, a fiery red down jacket on his upper body, a pair of fiery red trousers on his lower body, and even high-top leather boots fiery red color.

"Whoever wants to come to your room, I just..." Tie Ruanxiang's eyes flickered, and he looked at Zhang Long with a guilty conscience and said, but he didn't give a reason after all.

"Long, they are all on their own. Don't worry, Ruanxiang can help. Tell me, who will be punished this time." Zhao Hu smiled gently.

After glancing at Zhao Hu and giving Tie Ruanxiang an angry look, Zhang Long paused before asking: "Everyone must keep this matter a secret for me. If you can't do it, leave as soon as possible."

"Hula." The eyes of a dozen people at the scene immediately fell on Tie Ruanxiang's face. Of course, others can keep it secret, and everyone knows that Zhang Long's words are obviously for Tie Ruanxiang.

"Zhang Long, what do you mean?" Tie Ruanxiang became anxious all of a sudden. She glanced at the people around her, looked at Zhang Long with a flushed face, and said angrily, "When did I, Tie Ruanxiang, talk too much? Besides, you I'm not interested in anything."

Speaking of the last few words, Tie Ruanxiang's eyes shifted guiltily again, obviously she was lying.

If she wasn't interested, Tie Ruanxiang wouldn't come here, she just couldn't help but want to see what Zhang Long was doing every day.

On her birthday, in order to anger Zhang Long, she impulsively agreed to be Zhao Hu's girlfriend. She thought Zhang Long would be angry or even jealous because of this, but she didn't expect Zhang Long to be indifferent. bosom.

Who is Tie Ruanxiang, and many people salivate, but only Zhang Long, seeing her is like seeing the god of plague.More importantly, Zhang Long has become famous these days, not only in Kewu University, but also in the entire Jiangcheng. Apart from the top ten families, many wealthy businessmen and dignitaries want to tie up Zhang Long. Lingering in Tie Ruanxiang's mind, she couldn't help but think of Zhang Long's amazing performances in the Ssangyong Championship.

She didn't know what was wrong, but there was some inexplicable restlessness in her heart. In the past, Zhang Long was an annoying waste, but she didn't know when, this waste became a god. The female classmates would ask her for news about Zhang Long from time to time, all of them were like nympho.

Over time, Tie Ruanxiang couldn't tell the reason, but she was thinking about Zhang Long all the time, and wanted to see what this male god in the hearts of many girls was doing every day.

"Long, don't worry, Ruanxiang will keep it a secret." Seeing Tie Ruanxiang standing there trembling helplessly, Zhao Hu hurried forward and said.

Zhang Long rolled his eyes, and he didn't want to argue with Tie Ruanxiang any more, the most urgent thing was to get the laboratory done quickly.

"Okay, for Brother Hu's sake, I'll trust you for now." Taking a breath, Zhang Long slowed down his tone, and then swept across the crowd, with a mysterious smile on the corner of his mouth, and said melodiously: "Let the brothers I came here because I want you to help the brothers put on a show."

"Acting?" Ma Han frowned, looking puzzled.

"Fuck, I suddenly have an ominous premonition." Wang Chao murmured blankly on the side. Although he knew that Zhang Long would obtain the long-term right to use the laboratory through Luo Shuang, he didn't know what Zhang Long was going to do. Hearing the word "acting", I suddenly felt that Zhang Long was going to play abnormal again.

"Wow! I'm good at acting, brother, what kind of play? I, Yao Zicheng, was born for acting. Look at my face, isn't it very three-dimensional?"

Yao Zicheng ran over laughing, put a donkey face in front of Zhang Long and said, and raised a finger to pick his nose.

Immediately, everyone took a step back, looking at Yao Zicheng with disgust in their eyes.

Zhang Long raised his hand, opened his five fingers on Yao Zicheng's face, pushed that donkey face back, and then smiled at everyone mysteriously: "Play a scene where a hero saves the beauty."

"Wow Kaka!" Yao Zicheng's eyes lit up again, and he brought his face closer again, "This is simply tailor-made for me, Yao Zicheng. Brother, look at my face, a real hero."

"Fuck you, uncle!" Zhang Long slapped Yao Zicheng on the back of the head, "I will play the hero, your face is only suitable for watching robbers, and it's the most wretched kind."

"Oh..." Yao Zicheng nodded suddenly, regardless of the pain in the back of his head, then his eyes lit up, and he smiled excitedly: "That's not bad, a wretched robber, damn it, it's very challenging."

Zhang Long closed his eyes and shook his head, unable to complain about Yao Zicheng.

"Brother, you don't want us to help you rob Teacher Luo Shuang, and then you come out to be a hero and save the beauty." Blinking, Wang Chao said, a layer of cold sweat already forming on his forehead.

"Wise!" Zhang Long decisively gave Wang Chao a thumbs up.

"Nimma..." Wang Chao was sluggish, and murmured, "It really is a bad idea."

"Okay, since this matter is very important, you all need to be more professional. Let's rehearse first, and I'll get you some professional equipment later."

After getting up and getting out of bed, Zhang Long shouted in a good mood, and then shouted at the door: "Butler Li, come here!"

The voice full of energy suddenly sang throughout the Zhang family.

"Loot the teacher? Zhang Long, what are you going to do?" Tie Ruanxiang frowned, looked at the group of boys, and looked at Zhang Long, a little worried and curious.

Zhang Long raised his hand to dig his ears, squinted at Tie Ruanxiang, and said leisurely, "Never mind your business? If you want to participate, just obey my instructions. If you don't want to participate, go home and sleep."

Zhao Hu grinned, smiled dryly at Zhang Long, and quickly set his eyes on Tie Ruanxiang's face, seeing that Tie Ruanxiang was not angry, he was relieved.

"Participate if you participate, isn't it just acting?" Tie Ruanxiang rolled her eyes and said unconvinced.

Soon, Butler Li arrived. Under Zhang Long's order, Butler Li brought a large piece of identical black clothes, all of which were antique nocturnal clothes with veiled scarves.

Ever since, everyone began to change clothes on the spot. Except for Tie Ruanxiang, everyone was a boy, and they had no scruples. Looking at the boys who took off their clothes, Tie Ruanxiang angrily scolded a hooligan, and hugged the clothes , went straight to another room.

Seeing Tie Ruanxiang being so active, Zhang Long pointed at Zhao Hu and sighed helplessly: "I haven't married you yet, why don't I treat myself as an outsider, this is my family."

"Okay, dragon, save some face." Zhao Hu said in a very embarrassing way.

"All right, let me save face, you can direct your wife later, don't spoil my plan." Zhang Long waved his hand impatiently.