God level funny comparison system

After getting dressed, a dozen students and four nursing homes of the Zhang family, a total of [-] people, gathered in the yard.Under the bleak winter sun, everyone was dressed in black, covered their faces, and all held silver-white long swords in their hands, quite imposing.

Zhang Long was standing in front of everyone, explaining the basic qualities of being a robber.

"Have you ever seen a robber?" Zhang Long asked with a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth, squinting his eyes, shaking his right leg, looking like a hooligan.

"I've seen it. You are very similar to Brother Long. You are domineering, unqualified, and dirty." Yao Zicheng was the first to raise his hand, confidently speaking.

After finishing speaking, he glanced at his companions around with a proud face, smiling with a sense of accomplishment.

Zhang Long didn't speak any more, just exhaled thick smoke, and looked at Yao Zicheng quietly, and the people around him also looked at Yao Zicheng with sympathy.

"Your sister! Is I as bad as you said? Crack!" Suddenly, Zhang Long flashed past, slapped Yao Zicheng to the ground, and then punched and kicked.

"I've been kind since I was a child, and I exude a strong gentleman's atmosphere in every gesture. Where, where, where does he look like a robber?" Zhang Long scolded and kicked Yao Zicheng with all his strength, and Yao Zicheng lay on the ground screaming.

A few seconds later, Zhang Long stopped, and Yao Zicheng silently got up from the ground, covered in dust, lowered his head and dared not speak further.

Zhang Long clapped his hands, then glanced at the crowd and said, "Although Yao Zicheng's comparison of me to a robber is not very appropriate, there is still some truth in what he said later. A robber must be domineering, unqualified, and dirty. Let’s act according to this. Find someone to rob first.”

After speaking, Zhang Long began to look around, trying to find an unknown person in the Zhang family to try out everyone's acting skills.

"I really don't know what he's doing? Is he so boring every day?" Tie Ruanxiang was also covered with a black veil, Qiong's nose was slightly wrinkled, and she couldn't bear to look directly at Zhang Long.

"There are more boring things than this." Zhao Hu replied, but looked at Zhang Long very seriously, not daring to show any impatience.

Although Zhao Hu is one year older than Zhang Long, he was also beaten by Zhang Long when he was a child. In his heart, Zhang Long has already surpassed the age limit. asshole.

"Master, there is someone named Meng Bingya outside who said she was looking for you, do you want her to come in?" At this moment, a man in a suit came to Zhang Long and said to Zhang Long with a slight bow.

"Bingya?" Zhang Long blinked, and the rest of the people were astonished. They obviously didn't know who this Bingya was. Although the name sounded familiar, everyone really didn't know who it was.

"Meng Bingya?" At this moment, Yu Fanjian's eyes lit up, and he exclaimed, "Damn, it could be Meng Hongchen's younger sister, the one who went to our dormitory to look for Brother Long that day, and the one who followed Meng Hongchen. that."

"That's right, it's her, beauty! I almost forgot that the Mengjia sisters came to you that day, Brother Long, what have you been doing in the dormitory for so long?" Xu Xianlong was also excited, staring at Zhang Long and asked.

All of a sudden, everyone thought of Meng Bingya, her eyes were full of scorching colors, Meng Bingya was a rare kind of woman, she was clean and refined, she did not eat the fireworks of the world, and there was a touch of holiness between her brows, It is rare in the world.

"Hmph, they're all a bunch of perverts, they're just looks, how good-looking they can be." Tie Ruanxiang was unhappy, and after giving everyone a blank look, he muttered angrily.

Zhang Long was thinking, and after rolling his eyes, he smiled, looked up at the man in the suit, and said with a wicked smile, "Stand back, don't worry about it, I'll go and have a look in person."

The man nodded, then turned and left.

But Zhang Long raised his eyes and glanced at the crowd and said, "The target is coming, let's practice with that Bingya girl first, remember, you must be professional, and don't be seen as a fake by others."

"Use Meng Bingya?" Yao Zicheng was excited again, blinked his eyes, stared at Zhang Long and said, "Brother Long, if you hurt Bingya, will you be angry?"

"Don't worry, it won't happen." Zhang Long smiled lightly.

"Wow Kaka!" Yao Zicheng was excited again, staring and said: "robbing beautiful women, good job, what are you waiting for, hurry up! Hahaha!"

With a loud laugh, Yao Zicheng turned around on his own, and ran towards the door of Zhang's house.

The rest of the people also frowned, and followed up bravely. If they really went out to rob, these people wouldn't even frown, but it's a bit awkward to pretend to rob, let alone rob A pure and sweet little girl whom I have only met once.

Soon, everyone came to the door. A group of more than 20 people hid behind the two rockeries on both sides of the road, looking at the door which was still more than 20 meters away.

Meng Bingya was standing outside the door, all in white, staring blankly at the courtyard with beautiful eyes, her delicate and straight figure remained motionless, showing no signs of anxiety.

She is very quiet, as quiet as a lotus flower, standing alone like that, people can't help but want to protect her at a glance.

"Brothers, it's just a girl, you just wait here, I will go over and perform for you alone, and let you see what a real professional is."

Looking at Meng Bingya, Yao Zicheng lay on a big rock, suppressed his voice and said, his eyes were full of burning color.

Before everyone responded, Yao Zicheng jumped off the rockery with a huff.

Under the sun, he was dressed in black, with a black veil covering his face, his small eyes narrowed into a slit, locked on Meng Bingya outside the door, held a long sword, and walked over shaking his head.

Meng Bingya was also taken aback, looking at Yao Zicheng's attire, her eyebrows frowned slightly, but then asked again: "I, can I go in? Did Mr. Zhang agree?"

When talking about the three words of Mr. Zhang, Meng Bingya's originally dull eyes suddenly became brighter.

The people behind the rockery grinned. Meng Bingya obviously didn't see Yao Zicheng's strangeness. What kind of logic is this girl? Normal people should be very vigilant when they see a man holding a long sword, full of wretched eyes, and covering his face. of it?

"Cough," Yao Zicheng was also stunned for a moment, then coughed lightly, continued to assume the posture of a robber, swaggered forward, and said loudly: "I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to pass this Lu, stay here to buy Lu Cai! Hehe..." He suddenly smiled slyly, "Of course, if you don't want to give money, you can let my uncle rob you."

By the time he said the last sentence, Yao Zicheng had already stood in front of Meng Bingya. He was a head taller than Meng Bingya. Put Yu's pretty face.

"Aren't you from the Zhang family?" Meng Bingya asked with a calm face and a somewhat cold voice, as if there was nothing in the world that could scare her.

The people behind the rockery frowned again, exclaiming in their hearts, this girl is really not from Earth!
Zhang Long also suddenly realized that Meng Bingya had been sleeping in a nightmare for several years. Although he had never seen that dream, he could guess how terrible the dream was from the viciousness of the Soul-eating Gu. If you can recover after staying here for a few years, this kind of mind is naturally fearless.

"Hey... sister, are you stupid? Can't you see that I'm a robber? I'll say it again, if you don't pay me, let me..."

"Boom!" Before Yao Zicheng could finish his voice, Meng Bingya made a move.

It's hard to guard against, it comes suddenly.

Meng Bingya's slender legs suddenly lifted up, and her knees hit Yao Zicheng's lower abdomen heavily, and from the beginning to the end, her pretty face was still as holy as a lotus, calm and without any emotion Fluctuation is like hitting a sandbag.

"Huh... ouch..." Yao Zicheng bowed instinctively in pain.

"Hula... Boom!" The wind blew up, and without a word, Meng Bingya took a step backwards. When Yao Zicheng bent down completely, her beautiful leg kicked 180 degrees, and then slammed on the ground with a bang. on Yao Zicheng's back.

"Hey!" Yao Zicheng lay on the ground, and the long sword in his hand fell to the ground with a clang.

"You dare to rob Mr. Zhang's house and want to rob me for sex, damn it." Meng Bingya looked down at Yao Zicheng with an indifferent face, and said coldly.

After finishing speaking, she opened her jade hand, and there was a hula, and the long sword that fell on the ground was automatically sucked into her hand.

Clenching the hilt of the sword, a layer of transparent water-like ripples automatically appeared around Meng Bingya, and then the long sword in her hand was slowly raised, as if to end Yao Zicheng's life.

Yao Zicheng had already felt the cold murderous intent behind him, but he suffered from being hit by Meng Bingya's knee, his whole body was in severe pain and he had no voice to shout, so he freed up one hand and went crazy They also waved towards the rockery hidden by Zhang Longyi and the others.

Behind the rockery, Zhang Longyi was also stunned. He had never seen such a cold side of Meng Bingya. Isn't she just a robber, and he didn't rob anything. As for the killer when he came up.

"Shhh..."

At this moment, Meng Bingya made a move, and the cold light swayed from the long sword, and the sharp edge of the sword fell directly towards Yao Zicheng's neck.

"Bingya, stop!" At the critical moment, Zhang Long suddenly jumped out from behind the rockery, and shouted at Meng Bingya with strong energy fluctuations in his voice.