God level funny comparison system

Two young men in black robes were running along the gravel-paved avenue.

When the two came close, although their faces were cold, they still respectfully bowed slightly to the four men in black in front of Zhang Long, obviously not as high as these four men in black.

However, when these two young men who looked a few years older than Zhang Long raised their heads, the moment their eyes touched Zhang Long, their dark and gloomy eyes suddenly lit up. A beautiful woman takes a bath.

"This man was picked up, put it in your place first, find him some clothes, discipline him well, and he will be a member of my Heavenly Demon Sect from now on." Glancing at the two visitors, the long-haired man in black said humanely.

"By the way," as he was about to leave, the long-haired man seemed to think of something, stopped, frowned and said, "From now on, let him follow you to practice the introductory exercises and martial arts of this sect. his eyes."

After speaking, the four men in black turned their heads and stared at Zhang Long coldly, and then strode away.

When the four men in black walked away, the two young men standing in front of them had sinister smiles on their faces. They lowered their heads to look at Zhang Long, and their smiles became brighter and brighter, as if they had found a treasure.

"It's been a long time since I saw a newcomer, hehe, now I'm not the lowest in seniority." said the young man on the left, his eyes full of excitement.

"Take it back first so that senior brother can forgive me." Another young man gave a sinister smile.

Zhang Long frowned, judging from the smiles of the two, it was obvious that they had bad intentions.

"Brothers, I, I'm too hurt to walk, I can't walk." Holding his breath, Zhang Long pretended again.

"Oh, it's okay, we'll carry you back." The young man on the right smiled again, and after speaking, he winked with his companion, then lifted Zhang Long up and headed towards the mountain.

The two of them supported Zhang Long and did not go up the mountain, but stopped under a scattered building at the foot of the mountain.

Along the way, Zhang Long also looked around. He didn't know if he didn't look at it. He was startled when he saw it. There were three or four rows of buildings at the foot of the mountain, and they almost surrounded the entire foot of the mountain. Thinking about it, it is conceivable how many people from the Heavenly Demon Sect live in the buildings at the foot of the mountain, let alone the buildings all over the mountain.

Zhang Long was a little worried. He didn't expect that the Heavenly Demon Sect was so powerful. From this point of view, even if he notified the Zhang family and a group of brothers, he might not be able to completely eradicate the Heavenly Demon Sect. Maybe he would have to hurt himself. .

Gritting his teeth, Zhang Long thought about it, and planned to take a look at the Tianmozong first. Anyway, he has successfully sneaked in. Since he can't be wiped out publicly, it's better to play as an undercover agent, poisoning a few masters or instigating a few rebellions. Or directly take the trust of the highest level of Tianmozong, let Zhang Long ban the entire Tianmozong, ah, there are too many ways.

Zhang Long began to admire himself again, and thought over and over again the effectiveness of the undercover profession, which is a shady profession, in his heart, it can be said to be vivid.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, dead to cheap rolled his eyes, listening to Zhang Long's unreliable ideas, he said helplessly: "You are really optimistic, you are dreaming in broad daylight, today's Demon Sect has strict rules at first sight, and you can do it yourself." It's like confusing people, it's easier said than done."

"Hehe," Zhang Long raised his eyebrows, and said arrogantly in his heart: "Other widows are not good at it, but things like stirring shit sticks, aha, it's a piece of cake."

"Shit stirrer..." Shi Zhijian opened his mouth, "This is you scolding yourself, it's none of my business."

"Get lost!" Zhang Long rolled his eyes.

"thump!"

At this moment, Zhang Long was thrown on the ground again, pretending to be a full set, in order not to let people see that he was actually intact, so he gritted his teeth and fell straight on the ground.

"Brother, this guy was sent by the Black Clothes Hall at the outer gate, and he said he would put him here to practice." The two young men dropped Zhang Long, then raised their heads and said to the people walking in front of them.

Hearing this, Zhang Long raised his head with a few dry grass in his mouth, and saw the majestic mountain less than tens of meters away in front of him. Standing here, the mountain was even more majestic. There is no edge, and the black buildings at the foot of the mountain are uneven and scattered layer upon layer.

The place where Zhang Long was lying on his stomach at the moment was on the left side of the macadam avenue. Only now did he realize that the macadam avenue not only divided the whole valley into two halves, but also went straight to the top of the mountain, dividing the whole mountain into two halves. It is divided into two halves. The avenue passes through the palaces on both sides, and is connected by criss-crossing paths. The trees and flowers are lush and lush. Occasionally, you can see a few huge beasts with thick iron chains around their necks or tied in the grass for food. , or stand proudly on the boulder.

At the foot of the mountain, on the left side of the avenue, which is the side where Zhang Long is lying on his stomach at the moment, in front of a series of buildings, a large area of ​​weeds has been cleared away, revealing a flat ground made of gravel, on which there are people in black coming and going. , are all men, with silver-white long swords on their backs, and many of them gathered in a square formation, humming and haha ​​practicing some kind of martial arts in the distance.

Zhang Long turned his head to look at the right side of the avenue again. In front of the almost symmetrical building group on the left is also a large piece of flat ground paved with gravel. However, the men in black walking on the flat ground have exquisite and beautiful figures. A few of them were all clear-faced, and they were all obviously women.

Zhang Long grinned, and finally understood. It seems that the rules of the Demon Sect are really strict. Men and women are separated. It's too immoral. Isn't this intentional to let these young people try the pain that they can't desire.

At the same time, Zhang Long also discovered another problem. The men in black at the foot of the mountain were all very young, and some of them were not as old as Zhang Long. They should be the youngest and most inferior disciples of the Demon Sect.

While Zhang Long was looking left and right, a pair of black boots stopped in front of him, with a hint of sinister aura at the same time.

"Oh? So, this kid is new here?" came a sinister voice.

Zhang Long looked up and saw that there were already three young men in black robes in front of him. The leader looked to be a year or two older than himself, with a rather burly figure, and his short hair was wrinkled and stood erect on the top of his head. On his face, a pair of wolf-like eyes automatically showed a hint of ferocity.

He is also wearing a long sword and a black robe all over his body. The only difference is that there is a golden skull embroidered on the black robe on the chest of this person. Obviously, his status is different from other young people. The big brother in.

"Well, the brother in the black-clothed hall at the outer door said to practice with us first, and asked him to get dressed." The two black-clothed people said earlier.

Hearing this, the person called Senior Brother lowered his head, glanced at Zhang Long with a sinister smile, and said leisurely: "Since it was sent by the Senior Brother from the Black Clothes Hall at the Outer Gate, let's bring it in."

"Yes!" The two young men behind the elder brother nodded in response, and after speaking, they came up to stand up Zhang Long.

Ever since, a group of five men in black carried Zhang Long into a building made of stone.

From the outside, the building looks like a cuboid with sharp edges and corners. Only the roof is slightly curved, presumably to prevent rainwater from accumulating.

The dark building was already depressing to look at, but after entering the interior of the building, Zhang Long became even more depressed and depressed.

The interior of the 30-meter-long room is full of beds. There is a rather wide passage between the two rows of beds. The structure is similar to the super-large dormitory when I was training at the base. The only difference is that the beds here are also made of stone. , covered with the fur of wild animals, even the quilt is the same, and it is not a bunk bed, but an ordinary single bed.

What is depressing is the black walls around. Huge blood-colored skulls are uniformly depicted on the bare walls, and black eye holes cover the entire room. It seemed to be flying down from the wall, and if one were watching alone, one could faintly hear the howling of ghosts and wolves.

"Brothers, this is where you usually live?" Zhang Long grinned as he glanced at the neatly arranged totems of bloody skulls.

"Hehe." The elder brother followed behind Zhang Long. Hearing this, he also glanced at the totem on the wall lightly, and said with a sneer, "Why? Scared?"

"Hehe..." The rest of the people also laughed sinisterly. Although there was sarcasm in their laughter, standing under the bloody skulls on all sides, they felt like they had entered hell.

"I'm afraid, but I'm not really afraid," Zhang Long curled his lips, looked away, glanced sympathetically at the two men in black on the left and right, and said, "I just feel sorry for you, each of you is a living person, you said sleep In this kind of ghost place, tsk tsk, it’s sadder than me. Back then, I also slept on a Simmons mattress, facing a luxurious TV, and occasionally I could play a few sexy movies by myself. Compared with your place, it’s heaven. ah."

After a short pause, Zhang Long said again: "Sleeping in this kind of place, do you even dream of having sex with skulls? Tsk tsk, they will wither."

After speaking, the faces of the men in black who followed in all darkened. Their ashen skins complemented the bloody skulls on the wall, adding a touch of gloom.

"Stinky boy, dare to talk to us like that, are you looking for death?"

"thump!"

A man in black who was supporting Zhang Long shouted angrily, and pushed Zhang Long down on a stone bed next to him.