God level funny comparison system

"Damn it!" Lying on the hard stone bed, Zhang Long's nose trembled, he gritted his teeth in his heart, and his eyes gleamed coldly.

If it wasn't for the undercover success, why would Zhang Long have to suffer this kind of anger, but there is no way, he can only endure it if he wants to find out how many people and how many masters there are in the Tianmo sect.

Once his cultivation is exposed, the designation will attract a large number of powerful people from the Heavenly Demon Sect. Zhang Long is not sure enough to resist the entire Heavenly Demon Sect by himself. To die as impulsive as he was on Xueang Xing back then.

Since you are here to be an undercover agent, you have to show some undercover professionalism.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long suppressed the urge to kill in his heart, turned over, looked at the five men in black on the opposite side, and smiled: "Brothers, I was just joking, haha, actually In the dream, having sex with a skull-headed man and a woman may also have another kind of fun."

"Do you still know how to love between men and women?" The elder brother frowned, with ferocity hidden in his mocking eyes, "According to the rules of the Heavenly Demon Sect, those who talk about having sex with men and women should be sentenced to castration."

"Ah..." Zhang Long stared, opened his mouth exaggeratedly, and the corners of his mouth were connected to the roots of his ears, "Isn't this mother too cruel? Could it be that you are all eunuchs?"

"No...hehe..." The rest of the men in black shook their heads and smiled, "We have been in the Demon Sect since we were young, so we naturally understand the rules. Of course we will not become eunuchs. You are different, hehe..."

"Crack!" At this moment, a man in black got a black suit from nowhere and threw it on Zhang Long roughly.

"Change your clothes." The elder brother said, with a sinister and playful smile on the corner of his mouth, and several other people slowly surrounded him, and at the same time took out the long sword on his back.

The silver and white long sword circled around, and the sword was so cold that it made Zhang Long shudder, and quickly laughed: "Well, brothers, it's not good for you to watch me change clothes like this."

"They're all men, what are you afraid of?" Eldest brother smiled more sinisterly, "Do you think I like to watch you change your clothes? We just want to wait for you to take off your clothes, and help you carry out this castration."

"Gudong." Zhang Long swallowed.

"Take off quickly! Wait for us to help you?" Another man in black said fiercely.

Zhang Long was thinking in his mind that his cultivation base was useless, so there was only one way to avoid the castration.

Suddenly, the playful smile on Zhang Long's face disappeared, and a stern look appeared on his face.

"Don't force me." He raised his hand, pointed at the few people in front of him, and said every word.

"Beat him, beat them to death, dare to eunuch the owner of the Zhijian system, it's really boring, Zhang Long, beat them." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the pretty face was flushed, and she yelled viciously, obviously for these few people. The young man in black didn't like it.

"Stinky boy, who are you scaring? You don't have any cultivation base, and you dare to be arrogant in our territory. Do you know how many masters live on the mountain?" A man in black raised his thick eyebrows and said arrogantly.

"Take it off, don't take it off, I can't wait for the sword in my hand!" Another man in black said, and immediately, several people took another step forward.

"Don't force me!" Zhang Long took a deep breath, said the same thing, raised his eyebrows, and added: "I'm a genius!"

"Hey!" In the sea of ​​consciousness, Sizhijian, who was dancing and cheering for Zhang Long, fell down straight.

"Zhang Long, you're so useless." Lying on his back in the void, he said without tears.

"You know what a fart, this is called a little intolerance and a big conspiracy, you taught me, okay?" Zhang Long rolled his eyes in his heart and said at the same time, at the same time, he finally understood that this dead man was so cheap in Xueangxing. Impulsively going to die, obviously IQ is flawed.

"Genius?" Eldest brother squinted and grinned, as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world.

"You said you are a genius?" He stared at Zhang Long in a very depressed manner and asked, then he turned his head and looked at the people around him, and then laughed out loud.

"Haha... This kid, in order to save his life, is he really working hard? He can also say such nonsense."

"Stinky boy, don't you feel ashamed? Do you understand what the word genius means?"

"Geniuses are flying all over the sky...haha..."

The five people were out of breath laughing, but Zhang Long still maintained a serious and fierce face, just like a puppy facing a group of laughing wolves, really a bit sad.

"Laugh at your sister, laugh!" Suddenly, Zhang Long cursed honestly, then stared at the two young men who had taken him from the four men in black and said, "Did those people warn you before?" Forgot what you said? Don’t stare into my eyes! This is enough to prove that I am a genius.”

"Ahaha..." Everyone laughed even harder.

"Yes, is there such a thing? Haha...you can't stare at your eyes, you have shit in your eyes..." The elder brother also laughed without any demeanor, turned to ask his companion, and continued to laugh .

"Yeah, haha..." The companion nodded again and again, "Indeed, there is such a thing, don't let, don't let him stare into his eyes, I'm wondering, what day can I get into the eyes? Ahaha ..."

"I'm fucking staring at your eyes today. I'm not only going to castrate you, but I'm going to goug your eyes!" Suddenly, the elder brother yelled with a smile, and after finishing speaking, he looked straight at you. Zhang Long.

"That's right! Brat, come on, let us see your genius!" The rest of the people also stopped laughing, and the first five people all focused on Zhang Long, and Wushuang's eyes were fixed on Zhang Long's. , the long sword in his hand was wrapped around Zhang Long's head, Rao, he really enjoyed the pleasure of torturing newcomers.

"You forced me to do this." Zhang Long's voice was suddenly indifferent, and then, a gleam of red flashed in his eyes.

"Om..." The void spread out a circle of tiny ripples, and the ripples swung across the five people in an instant. The expressions on the five people's faces suddenly became stiff, their eyes suddenly widened, and their pupils shrank, showing a touch of extreme fear. , while the body was fixed in place straight.

His brain seemed to explode. In the chaos, only a pair of blood-red pupils stared at him, and his soul trembled.

"Damn it!" Looking at the five people standing still, Zhang Long straightened his body, twisted his neck left and right, moved his arms again, then raised his fist, and after sweeping the faces of the five people one by one, He pointed his fist at the elder brother in the middle.

"I'll hit..." Eyes widened, Zhang Long grinned like Bruce Lee and let out a roar, and punched out with a bang.

"Boom!" The elder brother's body suddenly raised his head, a stream of nosebleeds flew out, and he staggered back.

"Ada... ah da da da..." After roaring again and again, Zhang Long punched out repeatedly, without any moves, just ordinary attacks, and the other four followed suit.

These guys are the lowest level disciples of the Tianmo Sect, and they don't have much cultivation. Even the senior brother has just entered the innate stage. Although Zhang Long didn't use any cultivation, his perverted physical strength is enough. It's not something they can handle.

When one person punched down, the faces of the five people were all swollen and their noses were bloody.

However, even though they were beaten like this, the bodies of the five people who fell on the ground were still in a state of sluggishness, obviously because their cultivation bases were too rubbish, and they couldn't wake up from Zhang Long's phantom eyes immediately.

All of a sudden, Zhang Long was the only one who could move in the room.

He glanced at the five people with disdain, first lowered his head, and then swung it 360 degrees into the air, causing the broken hair on his forehead to flutter in a magnificent manner, and stroked it with one hand , flattened his mouth, rolled his eyes and sighed: "Oh... how many times have I told you that I am a genius, but you just don't believe it, you have to suffer to wake up, you are a bitch, you idiot!"

"Uh..." At this moment, the senior brother trembled and woke up.

"What... what's going on here!" Glancing at the juniors who were still standing on both sides, the senior brother suddenly shrank back, looked at Zhang Long in horror, and screamed in panic.

Then, the rest of the young men in black also woke up. When they woke up, they all acted like the senior brother. They first looked around in a daze, and then took a step back, looking at Zhang Long in horror.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, the blood-colored pupils had already dissipated, and the memory came back like a flood. The scene of being blown away by Zhang Long's punch just now is vivid in my mind.

"He, he knows magic tricks!" A young man screamed, almost crying from fright, looking at Zhang Long with fear in his eyes.

The rest of the people also surrounded the elder brother, and instinctively regarded the elder brother with the highest cultivation level as a life-saving straw.

"Gudong," the senior brother swallowed heavily, pointed at Zhang Long tremblingly, and said, "Okay, good boy, unexpectedly, unexpectedly, you can do such magic tricks, you, stare at me."

"Wait for your sister, do you want to fuck?" Zhang Long raised his sword eyebrows and said, before he finished speaking, he was about to step forward.

"Don't look into his eyes!" Like a frightened bird, the elder brother who saw Zhang Long approaching hurriedly turned his head and screamed.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Suddenly, the elder brother who lowered his head saw his black robe, and then he smiled.

"Brat, don't you have sharp eyes? We won't look at your eyes. You don't have any cultivation. Let's see how you fight us!"

"Hiss!" Angrily muttered to himself, the eldest brother kept his head down, raised his hand and tore off a piece of black cloth from the hem of his robe, and then resolutely covered his eyes.