God level funny comparison system

"Oh, the size is a bit small, sister, go back and eat more papaya."

Standing on the spot, Zhang Long held the big pink eyepatch, looked at your two bumps, and analyzed seriously.

"You, you rascal!" Lin Shimin was about to cry, and cried out with tears in her eyes while covering her ripped neckline with her hands.

"I, I'm going to kill you!" Lin Wenxuan was furious, his face darkened, and he rushed forward with his long sword in hand.

"That depends on whether you have the ability." Zhang Long rolled his eyelids, stared at Lin Wenxuan and snorted coldly.

"Zheng!" came the sound of the sword's edge shaking.

The little girl was humiliated, Lin Wenxuan was in a mess, and he stabbed Zhang Long with his sword, but Zhang Long raised his finger and pinched the tip of the sword accurately between his fingers.

"You want to kill me too? Save yourself the trouble." Staring at the furious Lin Wenxuan, Zhang Long said lazily, and immediately pulled his fingers hard, and Lin Wenxuan's figure rushed towards him.

"Boom!" With a muffled sound, Zhang Long raised his foot and kicked Lin Wenxuan's calf. The powerful force caused Lin Wenxuan to fly straight up, his body parallel to the ground, and the long sword was still pinched in Zhang Long's hand. .

Then, Zhang Long's palm sank again, and Lin Wenxuan's body fell, and when it fell to Zhang Long's waist, Zhang Long raised his leg and kicked out again.

"Boom!" The azure blue mist exploded, Lin Wenxuan spat out a mouthful of blood, and flew out again.

"Brother!" Lin Shimin ran over nervously and caught Lin Wenxuan.

Lin Wenxuan's face was pale, and he had no fighting power for the time being, but stared at Zhang Long with a pair of eyes.

"Hey," Zhang Long shook his head and sighed, "I can't blame me, I have endured him several times. You can take my magic token, but I can take your dress, or the smallest one?"

As he spoke, Zhang Long raised his hand and shook Lin Wenxuan's big pink and white eyepatch, and the men in the group in the distance moved with a large swath of eyes following the blindfold, while the women all bowed their heads, their faces full. flushed.

"Here! This is my magic token. Remember, if you dare to go to Meng Que with the magic token, I will hang your clothes on the top of Tianmozong Mountain for thousands of people to admire for three days and three nights. Then, I will kill all of you, strip your clothes and hang them up, and then show them to thousands of people, and finally, throw them on this strange and barren mountain to be food for those beasts."

"Don't doubt what I say, I, Zhang Long, always do what I say."

Throwing the Yumo Token in front of Lin Shimin, Zhang Long said coldly, then turned and left.

Everyone felt chills in the back of their heads. Zhang Long's words were too harsh.

The bloody figure gradually drifted away in this line of sky, but people couldn't get rid of Zhang Long's terrifying words for a long time.

Naturally, they didn't dare to doubt Zhang Long's words. If he dared to throw such an important thing as the Yumo Token here, he would be sure to get it back.

A young boy, not to mention his profound cultivation, has the courage to stay alone in this Heavenly Demon Sect. Just because of this, people have reason to believe in Zhang Long's strength.

Lin Shimin was originally a little angry because Zhang Long hurt her brother, but now she felt a little more fortunate in her heart, thankful that she was lucky to be a girl, otherwise, today would definitely not be such a result.

She looked down at the magic token in front of her, and suddenly felt that this little token was so heavy, like a hot potato.Zhang Long only took away one of her close-fitting clothes, but left behind the token of the lord of the Heavenly Demon Sect. Now that he thought about it, he realized that Zhang Long was letting her go because she was a girl. If it's a man, then today's matter will not be handled in this way.

"After we go back, if anyone dares to disclose this matter, I will kill him!" Suddenly, Lin Shimin took a deep breath, her pretty face was covered with frost, and she squinted her eyes to scan the crowd behind her.

"Hall Master, don't worry! I won't talk nonsense!" Everyone was stunned, and clasped their fists together and shouted in unison. The deafening sound echoed back and forth in the sky until it disappeared without a trace.

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The Tianmo Sect didn't cause much confusion because the two hall masters chased and killed Zhang Long. The people at the top didn't even bother to watch such trivial matters, while the people at the bottom just watched the joke at that time.

When Zhang Long came back, the entire Tianmo sect had returned to an orderly state, in a word, quiet, as if it had died quietly.

Looking up at the sun, it was already mid-afternoon, Zhang Long hadn't eaten yet, and the disciples of the Demon Sect should have all gone back to their rooms to practice Fa Jue.

Zhang Long took Lin Shimin's big pink eyepatch and swayed to the kitchen down the mountain.

With so many people in the Tianmo sect, of course they have to cook, and cooking is still the most important thing every day. However, most of the people in the black clothes hall at the outer door are responsible for tasks such as standing guard and sentry. The hall, the inner door, and even the magic clothing hall are all experts. Naturally, they will not go to the kitchen to cook. Therefore, the heavy responsibility of having two meals a day resolutely falls on the scumbags of the new clothing hall. .

Shen Qian, the big brother of Xinyitang, is the chief food officer of the entire Tianmo sect, so he can get cigarettes, because he can add a few pieces of meat to anyone's bowl at will, especially those who are talented but are obsessed. Forcing vegetarian masters.

The highest martial skill of the Tianmo Sect is piano art. It has a unique cultivation method, but it has not left any magic tricks for people to refer to. Therefore, the disciples of the Tianmo Sect who are qualified and talented to practice the piano art are all at the top. There are not many piano masters who learn under the guidance of their hands. In this way, the daily life of these geniuses will be closely watched.

Learning piano art has extremely strict requirements on comprehension, heart, and spiritual strength. If you want to make achievements in piano art, you must keep your mind like still water forever, and your spiritual platform is clear, and the spirit of beginners who eat meat is somewhat disturbed. Therefore, all geniuses in Tianmozong must be vegetarians.

Zhang Long has not been nominated to practice the piano art yet, if there is such a day, then he will definitely be forced to become a vegetarian by the senior management of Tianmozong.

Shen Qian relied on getting some delicious food for these geniuses, so as to get what he wanted, such as cigarettes. After all, these geniuses were at a very high level in the hall, and their authority was very large. A few packs of cigarettes are more than enough for those who often go out to buy supplies.

"Brother Long?"

Zhang Long was walking towards the kitchen, planning to find something to eat, when he heard a bluffing voice.

Looking back, it really was Shen Qian.

"Senior Brother Long, where are the brothers and sisters in the inner sect?" Coming to Zhang Long and staring at Zhang Long, Shen Qian said excitedly.

"I'll be back later. I can't die." Zhang Long said impatiently.

"Senior Brother Long, what are you holding in your hand?" Shen Qian suddenly saw what was in Zhang Long's hand, and lowered his head to take a closer look. Shen Qian finally recognized it, and then stared at Zhang Long in horror, trembling. Pointing tremblingly at the thing in Zhang Long's hand, he said, "Long, Brother Long, I, I recognize this thing, this, isn't that on the girl's chest, what is that?"

Zhang Long was taken aback, thinking that this guy knew that this thing belonged to Lin Shimin, then it would be a big deal.

"Oh, that's the thing." Grinning, Zhang Long continued lazily.

"Wow..." Shen Qian began to shake his head, his eyes full of admiration, "Senior Brother Long, you are indeed a genius, you can get all these things, this, whose is this, can I..."

"It's Lin Shimin's, the master of the black clothes hall in the inner door, what do you want?" Zhang Long picked up the big pink cover with a clatter, and asked casually.

Two big covers were dangling in front of Shen Qian, and a gust of fragrant wind rushed towards his face, and the three words Lin Shimin made Shen Qian dizzy even more.

"This, this actually belongs to Senior Sister Shi Min? Oh...I...I can't do it..." Shen Qian took a deep breath, his old face flushed suddenly, his eyes were blurred, and he muttered as if he was about to die, and then saw two Nosebleeds flowed down the nostrils.

"Damn! Look at how promising you are!" Zhang Long rolled his eyes, put the cover into his arms, stared at Shen Qian and said, "You are in charge of the kitchen, right? Is there anything delicious? Haven't eaten yet."

"Yes, of course there is. No one else has, and they all have Senior Brother Long. It was Senior Brother Long who made me understand what the most beautiful thing in the world is... I am so touched..." Shen Qian lowered his head, with a peach blossom in his mouth. Smiling, staring straight at Zhang Long's hood hidden in the red robe, he sighed leisurely.

"That's still dry in a daze, lead the way!" Zhang Long raised his foot and kicked up.

"Yes, Senior Brother Long, don't be angry, this way please!" Shen Qian staggered, and then quickly made a gesture of please with a smirk.

Soon, the two came to the kitchen.

At this time, the kitchen had been disbanded, and it was empty. After Shen Qian came in, he cooked a bowl of braised pork from a large pot and handed it to Zhang Long.

The meat looks delicious, it doesn't look like pork, the color is bright, the meat is delicate, and the texture is neat, it should be the meat of some kind of beast in this strange and barren mountain.

"How about Senior Brother Long, it's delicious. This thing is specially reserved for you. People from the Magic Clothes Hall came, and I said no." Shen Qian squatted in front of Zhang Long, and Zhang Long ate it. While drooling, it didn't look like it was specially reserved for Zhang Long, but rather for himself.

However, Zhang Long thought of another thing... Magic Clothes Hall.

There are currently sixteen masters in the Magic Clothes Hall, and when the time comes to fight against Mengque, these sixteen people are really troublesome.

Protector Mo has already said that the people in the Magic Clothes Hall are not only highly cultivated, but also cruel and ruthless.

If they could wipe out all the people in the Magic Clothes Hall, or reduce a few, then the odds of winning would be much greater.

Looking up and looking at the heavy money in front of him, Zhang Long said thoughtfully: "Are you also responsible for the food in the Magic Clothes Hall?"

"Of course, except for the suzerain and the Dharma Guardian who are responsible for the food, the rest are cooked in my big kitchen." Shen Qian said with a sense of accomplishment.

"Oh... that's fine." Zhang Long nodded, a sly look flashed in his eyes.