God level funny comparison system

At night, the entire Tianmo sect returned to its usual tranquility.

The sky is full of stars, with a crescent moon hanging in the sky, the night is dim, and mountains and rivers are looming.

It's just that in this quiet place, there is a faint whistling mountain wind, swaying flowers and plants, undulating mountains and forests, strange screams from Sharala all over the place, and roars of various invisible beasts, which make the whole world more fearful. Like dark waves in calm waters.

Zhang Long was sitting on the bed in the room when the vine-woven door curtain suddenly flickered, and the two old men flashed into the room.

One is Protector Mo, and the other is Elder Ding who tested Zhang Long's cultivation before.

"This is the old patriarch's grandson, Zhang Long." Looking at Zhang Long on the bed, Protector Mo raised his hand and introduced.

Ding Zhanglong cast his eyes on Zhang Long, Zhang Long smiled politely, and then saw that the old man was moved, tears welled up in his eyes.

"No wonder, no wonder he has such an amazing talent at such a young age. It turns out that he is the grandson of the old suzerain. Ding Yue, my subordinate, pay homage to the young master!"

Elder Ding said a few words with emotion, then suddenly clasped his fists together and prostrated himself on the ground.

"Oh! You're welcome! You don't have to call me Young Master, just call me Zhang Long or Xiaolong." Zhang Long hurried down to help Elder Ding up.

The first time he saw Elder Ding, Zhang Long had a good impression of him, not to mention that he was obviously a loyal minister to his grandfather. Although Zhang Long usually played around, he was definitely not the kind of real bastard. It has always been hidden deep in my heart and I dare not forget it.

"Xiao, Xiaolong, Elder Ding has agreed to fight with us." Protector Mo added.

"That would be the best." Zhang Long smiled with satisfaction.

"It's just that the three of us are enough..." Taking a deep breath, Protector Mo became worried again.

Zhang Long grinned, "What are you afraid of? It's not that time yet. The two hall masters of the inner sect have already agreed to stand by us. Although they will remain neutral when the time comes, I believe that as long as we show the slightest If there is a chance, they will resolutely join in.”

"What?" Protector Mo and Elder Ding were astonished at the same time. They looked at each other and asked in unison: "The two hall masters of the inner sect, just the brothers and sisters, agreed to stand by our side? You, what do you do?" Arrived?"

"Oh, it's nothing, just make a deal with them with the magic token." Zhang Long said calmly, and sat down on the chair beside the stone table.

"What?" Protector Mo and Elder Ding burst into dialect in fright.

"Impulsive, too impulsive! How can you, how can you give someone else such an important thing as the Imperial Demon Token? Do you know how much Meng Que tried to get the old suzerain to hand over this Imperial Demon Token? How could you... "Protect Mo began to turn around in a hurry.

"Young, too young." Elder Ding sighed again, looking at Zhang Long helplessly, "It's not a big deal if you lose the imperial magic order, but Lin Shimin knows best, she has too many tricks, if she takes it Go to Mengque with this imperial order, then, then we probably won't survive tonight."

"Yes! Ouch, what kind of deal can be so important. What did you get in exchange?" Protector Mo raised his hand to wipe off his cold sweat, and asked again in a hurry.

"Crack!" Zhang Long raised his hand and slapped the big pink cover on the table, blinked innocently at the old man and said, "Just change this and say that they are on our side. "

"..."

Looking at the clean and pink cover that made the heart beat faster at a glance, Protector Mo and Elder Ding blushed and fell silent.

But at the same time, he sighed in his heart, this kid has no lower limit to morality, he can do anything.

The two of them are not Lin Wenxuan, and as elders and Dharma protectors, they are naturally rich in experience, so they can see the ins and outs of the whole matter from the cover at a glance.

After all, Lin Shimin is a girl, and she is also the head of the dignified inner sect in black, a beautiful genius who is well-known in the entire Tianmo sect. In addition, the Tianmo sect is taboo about sex between men and women, so girls attach great importance to their own innocence. In Zhang Long's hands, Lin Shimin can be commanded at will.

From another point of view, the Magic Token is far less powerful than this cover.The Yumo Token may not be able to control the current inner sect and two halls, but after taking out this thing and shaking it, the Lin Shimin brothers and sisters definitely obeyed.

It's just that the two old men really didn't guard against it. Zhang Long would come up with such... such a shameless method.

So vicious.

"Cough." After a moment of silence, Mo Hufa blinked his eyes, tried not to let his eyes fall on the table, and said casually: "But, even so, our chances of winning are not great. It is enough to deal with me and Elder Ding, and Meng Que has two guardians, and the combined strength of the three of them, even if you call all the members of your Zhang family, it is estimated that it will not be enough."

"Guardian Mo is right. The people of the Demon Clothes Hall should not be underestimated. Among them, the master of the Demon Clothes Hall is already at the peak of the Houtian stage. The rest are all late-stage cultivation of the Houtian stage. Sixteen people combined are really powerful. Elder Ding echoed, with a look of seriousness in his eyes.

"Don't worry, come on, sit down and I'll show you what to do." Zhang Long raised his hand to greet the two of them.

Protector Mo and Elder Ding next to him couldn't help frowning, and looked at each other again, feeling rather twisted in their hearts. One is an elder and the other is a protector. It's a bit embarrassing for a child to teach them how to do things.

At the same time, the two also suspect that Zhang Long is full of ghosts, immoral and unscrupulous, and can do anything, but Moyitang is not as easy to deal with as Lin Shimin from the inner sect, all men are ruthless Or, if a word is wrong, I will kill you, how to deal with it?

Not to mention the two protectors, they were even more difficult to deal with.

"Well, young master, can you put this thing away first?" After struggling for a while, Mo Hufa pointed to the cover on the table and said something embarrassingly, and then sat down slowly with Elder Ding.

Zhang Long put the cover into his arms like a rag, then stared at Protector Mo with a serious face and said, "Protect Mo, who is stronger between those two protectors and your cultivation?"

"If they fight alone, they are equal, but if they join forces, it will be very difficult." Protector Mo said without thinking.

"Then kill one of them first, and it's best to kill both of them together." Zhang Long narrowed his eyes and said.

Protector Mo frowned, and looked at Elder Ding again, wondering if Zhang Long was ill, and said that it would be difficult for two people to work together, how could it be possible to kill him.

At this moment, Zhang Long took out his cell phone, looked at Protector Mo with a smile and said, "Protect Mo, do you have a cell phone?"

"Yes." Mo Hufa blinked, and then also took out his mobile phone.

"Damn it, you need a mobile phone in such a remote place?" Looking at Protector Mo's mobile phone, Zhang Long was quite surprised. He didn't expect that people from the Demon Sect would have a mobile phone this day.

"Only the Elder Deacon Hall and the Guardian Hall, as well as the following hall masters, are also for the convenience of practicing when going out to perform tasks." Mo Protector explained.

"Oh." Zhang Long nodded, then took Protector Mo's mobile phone, and called Elder Zhao Ding again: "Bring your mobile phone here too, I'll send you something."

"What?" Elder Ding was puzzled, so he handed the phone to Zhang Long.

"You will know what it is later. Tomorrow, Protector Mo, take this thing and show it to the two guardians. Elder Ding, show it to the remaining three elders in your elder deacon hall. Remember, look at it. The longer the time, the better. And if you don’t have a certain concentration, it’s best not to watch it, and be careful of the sequelae.”

"Sequelae? What is so powerful?" Guardian Mo and Elder Ding asked curiously, and then they all crawled over to look at the elder's mobile phone. Unfortunately, Zhang Long's fingers flew like flying, and only the blue brilliance kept jumping on the screens of the three mobile phones , can not see what is passed.

Zhang Long didn't explain either, he just said to Shi Zhijian in the sea of ​​consciousness: "Death Zhijian, this time it's all up to you, you've seen that kind of movie, the more exciting the better, the stronger the taste, the better, in the end It’s good to make people’s blood vessels burst when they see it, so I won’t have to take action.”

"Zhang Long, you're really hurtful!" Shi Zhijian rolled his eyes in disgust, and then turned around to communicate with the darkness behind him.

Ten minutes later, a satisfied smile finally appeared on Zhang Long's serious face.

Returning the mobile phone to Protector Mo and Elder Ding, Zhang Long said with a mysterious smile: "I have already passed this secret weapon to your mobile phones, remember, you should find a chance tomorrow to let them watch it, the longer the better, If one is not enough, watch two, and if two are not enough, watch three!"

"I guarantee that after they read it, they will be in low spirits at night, and they will completely relax their vigilance when they fall asleep. At that time, you will take advantage of their sleep and kill them as much as you can. As for the Magic Clothes Hall, I will There is another secret weapon."