God level funny comparison system

"Well, listen to Brother Long." Yao Zicheng nodded, and said sadly: "Brother Long, I know Ling Bixue is after you, she likes you, but, but I just can't control it."

"I don't know what's wrong with this girl, am I really that good?" Zhang Long grinned and asked Yao Zicheng very seriously.

"Yeah." Yao Zicheng nodded seriously again, "If I were a girl, I would like you too."

"Damn!" Zhang Long rolled his eyes, disapproving.

"Really, brother!" Yao Zicheng's eyes widened, and he said seriously, "Do you know why you are so attractive?"

"Why?" Zhang Long grinned.

"Because you are perverted! You don't take the usual path!"

"..." Zhang Long's sluggishness is not so boastful.

"Brother, don't get me wrong, your pervert is different from the real pervert. Although you have high talent and high cultivation, it doesn't matter, what matters is your attitude towards life. You are brave and stand upright. In this regard, we Few in school can compare to you. Look at you, I have never seen you with a sad face, it seems that there is nothing that can make you sad. "

"Cough." Zhang Long puffed out his chest. Although these words sounded good to his ears, he still felt a little weak in his heart. You have never seen the time when Lao Tzu was so miserable that his eyes were full of tears.

But let alone, in Zhang Long's world, there is really no big deal. In life, as long as you don't die, there is no obstacle you can't overcome. Besides, if it's really smooth sailing, Zhang Long will feel uncomfortable It's comfortable, but it's better to have some stimulation once in a while.

But let me state first, this is not masochistic tendencies!

"Well, don't talk about me, let's talk about you." Seeing that Yao Zicheng wanted to flatter him again, Zhang Long quickly interrupted him, "I'm serious, do you love her?"

"..." Yao Zicheng was speechless all of a sudden, blinked at Zhang Long, and frowned for a long time before saying, "I don't know, I don't even know what love is."

"Love is made." Slightly squinting his eyes, Zhang Long assumed the posture of a fortune teller.

"Awesome!" Yao Zicheng was taken aback for a moment, and then gave Zhang Long a thumbs up sincerely.

Zhang Long rolled his eyes and scolded, "You're fucking delusional. I mean, love is created. You have to create it yourself. You can't wait. To put it bluntly, love is nothing but love." Experience, the experience you share with her, the longer and more unforgettable the experience, the deeper the love will be."

"Awesome!" Yao Zicheng gave another thumbs up.

"Did you fuck with a bull? Can you listen to me?" Zhang Long took the cigarette butt from his mouth and shouted angrily.

"Okay Brother Long!" Yao Zicheng shuddered, quickly found a notebook under the pillow, lay down on the table in front of him, picked up a pen and was ready to take notes.

Zhang Long slapped his forehead, closed his eyes and sighed, there are more jokes every year, especially this year.

After a while, Zhang Long raised his head, looked at Yao Zicheng again with the mystery of a fortune teller, and said, "Since you don't know whether you love her, then try it. Be brave, go after her, use all your skills, Don't pay too much attention to your face. Chasing girls is not about attending a press conference. Your face will only make people think that you are in a good place. And don't be afraid that people don't like you or that they despise you. The goddess has abused me for thousands of years, I Bringing a goddess is like first love, you have to chase after it with this attitude. A man is not afraid of white knives coming in and red knives coming out, but he is afraid of love like shit?"

"Brother, the truth! Damn, I got it! Wait, I'll write it down." Yao Zicheng stared, then excitedly wrote.

Zhang Long continued to sigh with emotion, "When you have a common experience with her, it is best to have the kind of vigorous and close-death experience. It will be difficult for her not to love you. Let's take Chaoyang and Teacher Leying as examples. Although Teacher Leying has always I don’t care about Chaoyang, but I believe that after going through so much, now in a certain corner of the world, Teacher Le Ying must be thinking whether he should give Chaoyang a chance? I’m so infatuated with this child.”

"For love, staying together comfortably and safely is the kingly way."

"It makes sense! Brother, you should give a lecture in our school, so that all living beings can be saved, and all people will be saved from fire and water." Yao Zicheng gave a thumbs up again, wrote vigorously, and praised at the same time.

"You treat me as Tang Seng, brother is very busy." Zhang Long rolled his eyes.

……

At this moment, in a very awesome hospital somewhere abroad, Le Ying was lying on a white hospital bed, her smooth black hair scattered beside the pillow, she turned her face slightly, her beautiful and delicate face had regained a gleam of luster, She was as charming as when she was at Kewu University, even the coldness between her brows melted away, replaced by a sentimental softness.

In the direction she was looking at, Xiang Chaoyang was holding a mobile phone, reading the news on the mobile phone, and his loud laughter could be heard from time to time.

"Teacher Le Ying, look at this, haha, Brother Long is on fire again, and was chased by Teacher Luo Shuang for two miles... Haha... What a dog can't change eating shit!" Suddenly, Xiang Chaoyang stared and saw a message from The domestic Jiangcheng news, and then he laughed and laughed.

Le Ying also laughed. Although she didn't make a sound, the corners of her mouth still curled into a nice curve, and tears welled up in her beautiful eyes.

Zhang Long's face flashed across her mind, but it was already so far away and blurry, it was just a beautiful big dream, which could only be presented in memory forever, and hovered in her mind when there was no one else , but in the end it can only be a memory.

But the boy in front of him, although he is a few years younger than him, but for so many days, if it wasn't for his care, Le Ying would not know where he died now.

Xue Rongsan relapsed in her body, and there was no antidote. Xiang Chaoyang took her to many hospitals, and at the same time, she was worried that people from the Demon Sect would retaliate. The journey was bumpy, and finally came to this foreign hospital. Fortunately, the doctor here said it was OK It will take a long time to completely cure the poison in Le Ying's body.

Looking at Xiang Chaoyang who was wearing a white shirt and straight black trousers, looked haggard due to lack of rest, but still smiled brightly like the sun, Le Ying's eyes blurred for a moment.

Perhaps, he should be given a chance to leave behind all the taboos of teachers and students, and all the past, and just wander around the world with this boy who is a few years younger than himself, but is indomitable. It is not a good thing.

"Chaoyang, do you really love me?" Suddenly, Le Ying asked seriously.

Xiang Chaoyang stopped laughing immediately. Looking at Le Ying on the bed, his eyes widened. At this moment, Le Ying spoke to him for the first time in a long time.

"I, I'm sure. With you here, I'm not afraid of anything!" Xiang Chaoyang's voice trembled.

Le Ying smiled slightly, "Then we won't go back in the future, how about finding a job here until we grow old?"

"Hehe..." Xiang Chaoyang smiled, "Okay, of course, haha..." He laughed with tears in his eyes.

……

In the dormitory, Zhang Long saw that Yao Zicheng finally broke free from the entanglement of love, and planned to hold his head up high and fight against the swords, lights and swords in Love, Zhang Long felt relieved, but he felt a little uncomfortable being made by Yao Zicheng. Turn around and prepare to go out for a walk.

"Brother Long, you and Yanran..." Yao Zicheng's hesitant voice came over as soon as he walked to the door.

"It's true which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted." Zhang Long stopped, rolled his eyes and cursed.

"No, Brother Long, what I mean is, why don't you follow Chaoyang's example and make a fool of yourself with Yanran?" Yao Zicheng raised his hand and picked his nostrils and asked.

"What do you mean by being stubborn?" Zhang Long frowned, "I'm not the same as Yan Ran, that's called mutual love, but her father is more difficult, I don't go to her, I want her to take a breather, and wait for Lin Tian to relax If you are vigilant, brother will naturally look for it."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long opened the door and went out.

Yao Zicheng looked at the door and shook his head, pouted and said, "Lin Tian, ​​Lin Tian, ​​if you don't agree with Long Ge to be with Yan Ran, you will never have a good life for the rest of your life, Long Ge is a donkey! "

Zhang Long was telling the truth, how could he forget Lin Yanran?

They are childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts, and have experienced so much together. If there is someone who will accompany me to grow old, it must be Lin Yanran, because they know each other enough and have enough unforgettable memories. This school alone is full of people. their memory.

Playground, garden, classroom, corner...

Just because of Lin Tian, ​​Zhang Long didn't want to cause trouble for Lin Yanran for the time being.When you are deeply in love, you can't help but think about the other person, true love.

Zhang Long came to the playground. Men and women walked together on the playground, full of laughter and laughter. Summer is coming, and the most vibrant scenery of the school is also unfolding.

With his hands behind his back, Zhang Long's cell phone rang while admiring the lives of these young people with the attitude of an elder.

It's Zhao Hu, and Zhang Long grinned. In the middle of the night, if this kid doesn't flirt with Tie Ruanxiang, what kind of phone call does he make?

After picking up the phone and not saying a few words, Zhao Hu hung up, and just asked Zhang Long to wait for him at the school gate, saying that he was going to drink.

Anyway, he didn't plan to practice today, so Zhang Long turned around, left the playground, and went to the school gate.