God level funny comparison system

In a restaurant outside the campus, Zhang Long and Zhao Hu asked for a private room, served the food, filled it with beer, and started drinking.

From meeting to drinking three bottles of beer, for such a long time, Zhao Hu didn't say a word to Zhang Long, just blew on a bottle, like an alcoholic who hasn't drunk for many years.

Zhang Long stopped drinking, just sat on a chair and smoked, looked Zhao Hu up and down, his cultivation seemed to have improved a bit, but his personality became dull, and there was a trace of sadness between his heroic brows.

"Hey! You asked me to come here just to drink, without saying a word?" After taking a puff of cigarette, Zhang Long puffed out the smoke, and asked unhappily.

"Crack!" Zhao Hu put the wine glass on the table, his face flushed slightly, showing signs of drunkenness.

It stands to reason that with Zhao Hu's cultivation base and a few bottles of beer, he shouldn't get drunk so quickly, it should be that everyone gets drunk when he is not drunk.

"Long, I'm very tired." Zhao Hu murmured without raising his head while looking at the table with drunken eyes.

"When you're tired, go home, wash and sleep!" Zhang Long lazily said.

"I mean I'm tired." Zhao Hu continued to mutter, his eyes were empty.

"Damn!" Zhang Long looked at Zhao Hu, rolled his eyes and muttered, "I just comforted one, and then another one came, it really is summer."

Summer is here, the weather is hot, and the human body secretes more hormones, so there are more self-abuses and mutual abuse. Obviously Yao Zicheng and Zhao Hu are in this situation.

You can imagine with your ass that Zhao Hu's current virtue must be because of the iron and soft fragrance.

Zhang Long sometimes wonders, love really has infinite power, and how many heroes he has attracted have broken their waists.

Siege cities and lands, open up borders and expand territories, no matter how difficult it is, but once you touch this word of love, you will be discouraged.

"Zhang Long, why do I feel that you are different from them? Oh no, you are different from human beings. In front of love characters, why are you acting so...unusual?" Looking at the depressed Zhao Hu through Zhang Long's eyes, and staring at the darkness of Zhang Long's knowledge of the sea, he thought hard.

"Of course I'm different from them, I'm a god." Zhang Long said with some guilt in his heart.

Then he ignored Death Zhijian, and continued to look at Zhao Hu, waiting for the other party to pour out his bitterness.

"Long, tell me, does Tie Ruanxiang like me?" Suddenly, Zhao Hu drank another glass of beer, drooped his eyelids, and shook his head to ask Zhang Long.

"You don't even know, how could I know." Zhang Long said with a grin.

"She's too proud." Zhao Hu turned his head again, his voice suddenly weaker than before.

On this point, Zhang Long cannot deny that the girl Tie Ruanxiang has a heart higher than the sky since she was a child. When she heard that she agreed to Zhao Hu's pursuit, Zhang Long was quite surprised. The center of the universe, everything has to revolve around her.

When Zhang Long was a child, Zhang Long felt that in Tie Ruanxiang's heart, the only one who could be worthy of her was God.It's really unbelievable to have a crush on Zhao Hu.

"I'm really fucking tired, I, I really don't know what else I can do to make her feel good about me? Sometimes, I don't even know what she's thinking, Instead, I feel like I’m a clown, to accompany her to entertain her, and when she’s in a good mood, kick her away.” Looking at the wine glass in front of him, Zhao Hu frowned deeply, muttering to himself, looking hysterical. No idea who he was talking to.

"What about you? What do you think? Are you going to give up? Or... continue to torture yourself." Zhang Long rolled his eyes, but decided to say this sentence. Normally, Zhang Long is too lazy to care about such things. Brother, Zhang Long never liked to intervene in matters of relationship, but Zhao Hu came to him today, and he definitely wanted to hear his own opinion.

Hearing this, Zhao Hu smiled miserably, poured another glass of beer, put the glass down with a bang, shook his head and smiled and said, "I don't know, I just feel very tired. As for the future, shit, is there a future?"

"Your sister, it looks like the end of the world." Zhang Long rolled his eyes, then reached out and took away an unopened bottle of beer in front of Zhao Hu, and said, "I won't say anything else, I just want to Let you understand that no matter which thing is not so easy, you have to pay the corresponding price, which is more important, you should think about it yourself."

After speaking, he popped open the beer, filled it up for himself, touched Zhao Hu and drank it down in one gulp.

Zhao Hu is different from Yao Zicheng. This guy has had a crush on Tie Ruanxiang since he was a child. It has been so many years, and the love is deeply rooted. It is impossible for him to have an epiphany. Besides, no one can tell what an epiphany is. , Zhao Hu's current sinking, from a certain point of view, seems to be an epiphany.

What will happen in the future, I can only ask Uncle Time.

"How are you and Yan Ran?" Zhao Hu suddenly asked again.

"Okay, can you stop talking about this?" Zhang Long raised his hand and interrupted Zhao Hu's continuation, and scolded impatiently: "Two big men, discussing the relationship between children and children here, the goose bumps are all over. Already. Drinking, going home to sleep when drunk, there are a lot of business to do!"

"Haha...you are still the same, you are very nervous." Zhao Hu shook his head and smiled, then picked up the cup and touched it again.

"I'm crazy, you're fucking crazy, you called me here in the middle of the night to pour out your bitterness, why didn't you call Wang Chao and the others, I'm so perverted, if I accept your negative energy every day, I'll make you depressed." Zhang Longqian It's normal, and then it's serious and authentic.

"You? Haha..." Zhao Hu smiled more happily, pointed at Zhang Long, and said intermittently: "Since I was a child, I only saw you make others depressed, and, I have never seen anyone make you. Depression. You know, you know how we talk about you in private?"

"Ah ha ha... let's reveal your secrets, speak ill of me behind my back, be careful with your tongue." Zhang Long laughed.

"That's not important," Zhao Hu closed his eyes and waved his hand, "It's just a tongue. The key, the key is you. At that time, we thought, are you with, with who, oh, Monkey King, Are you the same as Monkey King, you have a heart of stone, even if the sky falls, you can't stop your laughing and somersaulting clouds."

"Happy!" Zhang Long's eyes widened, and he spread his hands and shouted, "It's none of my business if the sky is falling, the so-called drunkenness today, don't worry about it! Be happy every day, drink!"

"Haha... makes sense, drink!"

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Ever since, the drinking war between the two finally kicked off. They chatted while drinking, discussing all kinds of topics such as life, ideals, feelings, etc. that have been entangled for thousands of years. The dragon beat Zhao Hu completely, Zhao Hu's masochistic tendencies were finally satisfied, and at the same time he was full of food and drink, and then he staggered out of the restaurant.

The next few days were very peaceful. I heard that Zhao Hu changed his style and began to pursue Tie Ruanxiang in a way of begging for nothing. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that it is not a pursuit at all, it is clearly harassment. ah.

Zhang Long confessed countless times in his heart that Zhao Hu's transformation had absolutely nothing to do with him.

These days, while Zhang Long was in class, he did not stop practicing. When he was in Tianmozong, although Meng Que was overthrown, Zhang Long's experience did not increase much because of Meng Que's death in the end. Fourteenth grade.

Nuo Wan'er returned to her usual abnormality, she either studied herself, or Zhang Long, or studied all kinds of weird things, or competed with Zhang Long for a pillow.

Sometimes seeing Nuo Wan'er pouting her mouth and stretching out her two small arms to grab Zhang Long's pillow and never let go, Zhang Long would have an illusion that he is not living on the earth, but in a fucking mental hospital, or , the earth has never been normal.

As for Zhang Long himself, he had thought about it, and he would ask for leave after the head teacher Luo Shuang was stabilized. He went to Tianmu Mountain in the north to look for it, see if he could find more red flame black iron, and then build the red flame demon sword.

My mother and Liu Yueqing are still in the hands of the Dark God Gate. Thinking of the words Dark God Gate, Zhang Long's back gets chills. There is a mysterious organization that has never been seen before, and there is a future...

Zhang Long doesn't like to think too much about these things that affect his mood, but he has been silently preparing in his heart for everything in the future.

And what is prepared is strength, enough strength to overcome obstacles in the future.

How to live this life, Zhang Long has not carefully studied, but one thing is certain, he absolutely does not want people to live under his feet.

Luo Shuang also started talking to Zhang Long again, but the few pitiful few words were also cold, obviously the anger had not completely subsided.

Just when Zhang Long was about to invite Luo Shuang to a meal so that she could calm down quickly, Su Lan came back, and Zhang Long's plan to ask for leave had to be advanced.

Su Lan, Meng Hongchen's confidant of Wanyao Pavilion in Jiangcheng, is young, but her cultivation level is not bad. She has met Zhang Long a few times and has no friendship, but her return this time is very unusual.

It was Zhang Long who was called by Meng Bingya, saying that of so many people brought by Meng Hongchen, only Su Lan came back, and she was seriously injured.

Su Lan told Meng Bingya that her sister Meng Hongchen was in danger.