God level funny comparison system

"What's the matter if you didn't borrow it? Can a living person be suffocated by shit? I picked up a brick in the toilet." With a raised eyebrow, Zhang Long said indifferently. White gray dust.

"Wow..." Han Xiaole bent over and vomited, and couldn't help but think of the picture of Zhang Long replacing toilet paper with bricks.Fortunately, she didn't eat in the morning and just retched.

"Zhang Long, you are so disgusting!" She raised her head, staring at Zhang Long in disgust and shouted.

Zhang Long shrugged his shoulders, and said leisurely: "It's really disgusting if you don't wipe your butt when you poop. At least I'm clean."

"Wow……"

At this moment, everyone retched.

"You, you..." Han Xiaole pointed at Zhang Long, her pretty face flushed with anger, and she held back for a long time before choking out a few words, "Wonderful...perverted...wow..."

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After retching for a long time, Han Xiaole finally came to his senses, and forgot about the assembly, he ran away from the dormitory and ran back to his room.

She needs to drink some water to calm down and forget about the disgusting scene Zhang Long described.

Although as an instructor, as an elite of the Martial Arts Association, Han Xiaole has stayed in all kinds of dirty and cruel environments, including this primitive toilet, but the problem is that he has never encountered the scene described by Zhang Long, using bricks?And this guy was standing straight in front of him.

Han Xiaole felt that his eyes, nose, and ears were all stained by this abnormality.

Panting and sitting down on the chair in front of the table, Han Xiaole fumbled casually on the table.

Since she hadn't turned on the light since she got up, the sky was only getting bright, and the room was still very dark, so she groped, but she couldn't find her water glass after groping for a long time.

"Huh? Where did it go?" Anxious Han Xiaole said angrily, and immediately looked around, but couldn't find it, then looked down and saw it.

Without thinking, Han Xiaole bent down and grabbed the large plastic cup from under the table, unscrewed the lid, and brought the cup to his mouth.

At this critical moment, she froze, and the cup froze on her lips.

The glass is actually full, and why does the liquid in it have a disgusting smell?
She kept the cup away from her lips, raised her hand to wipe the liquid on her lips, and then fixed her eyes on the liquid. It was yellowish liquid, like beer, with a little froth.

The impetuous heart suddenly turned cold, and she discovered a possibility of going crazy.

Han Xiaole frowned, recalling carefully, she didn't remember that she had put water of this color in the cup, and besides water, no drinks or alcohol were allowed in the base.

Then, the terrifying idea in her heart became clearer. Suddenly, her beautiful eyes widened, her body bounced up with a crash, and she took two steps back, looking at the cup as if she was facing a big enemy, she had vaguely guessed the answer .

Just when she stood up, she saw a few words on the cup.

A big piss character, and a few small characters...Male, not a boy.

All of a sudden, Han Xiaole stayed where he was, at a loss.

The scenes just now involuntarily emerged in my mind.

She almost drank this stuff, and it was obvious that some liquid stuck to her lips, and now it seems that this, this stuff is really...

Her eyeballs rolled around, and she felt a burst of anger rumbling in her chest, and the volcano erupted.

"Who...did..." A few seconds later, she clenched her fists tightly, stared at the cup angrily, and said every word, a vast circle of ripples spread around her body, and the void began to inexplicably Trembling, with strong energy fluctuations emitted.

"Ah..." As soon as the words fell, Han Xiaole suddenly opened his mouth and roared again, shaking his head, beating his chest and stamping his feet, completely falling into madness.

Almost drank the urine!

"Which bastard did it... I'm going to kill you... cramping and skinning... crushing bones and ashes..." Han Xiaole's crazy voice kept coming.

The explosive energy caused the two doors to swing open with a bang, the whole room trembled, and the glass rattled, almost shattering.

In particular, Han Xiaole's roar sounded as if he had been spoiled, and he had a sworn hatred.

In the student dormitory on the opposite side, all the friends were stunned, and they all focused on the door, looking at the ripples around Han Xiaole's room, everyone was at a loss, why did they suddenly become so angry?
Zhang Long was gearing up, with an excited expression on his face, staring at Han Xiaole's room, and couldn't help but said to himself: "It seems that I found it, ahaha, I don't know what the expression is, I really want to go and have a look." .”

"What did you find?" Asked Xiang Chaoyang next to him.Zhang Long didn't answer, frowned, and Xiang Chaoyang didn't ask any more questions.

In the room, Han Xiaole roared for a while, then looked at the water glass on the table, and then felt a huge wave in her stomach, remembering that her red lips seemed to be stuck to a few drops of that liquid, and then she retched suddenly, Stumbled and ran into the bathroom.

The sound of wailing came, lying on the toilet, Han Xiaole vomited, the tears came out, and he was even more wronged and angry in his heart, the dignified instructor, he was being teased like this, if it spreads, what will happen to him in the future man?
If this revenge is not avenged, I swear not to be a human being!

With tears in his eyes, Han Xiaole vomited while thinking in his heart, this kind of shameless means must be done by those students, but he doesn't know who it is.

We must find out, and then let him taste that life is worse than death!

After half an hour, Han Xiaole's room calmed down. Then, the students saw Han Xiaole walking out with a pair of white gloves and carrying the water cup.

The sun had just risen, and the blood-colored sunlight was shining everywhere, and the cool temperature became warmer. However, when Han Xiaole walked out of the room, the entire clear sky seemed to be overcast, and the temperature dropped sharply. Cold and murderous.

Her face was dark, her eyes fell on the students without blinking, her steps were steady, every step she took was as if Mount Tai had fallen to the ground, with a thrilling power.

"Excuse me, who did this?" Standing still in front of the student dormitory, Han Xiaole raised the water glass in his hand and said every word.

Every word implies extremely strong strength, as if a boulder is falling on the chest.

The students were a little apprehensive in their hearts. Hearing what Han Xiaole said, they quickly cast their eyes on the cup, wanting to know what happened.

However, when everyone saw the handwriting on the cup and the liquid inside, they suddenly realized.

"Puchi." Chen Siyu was the first to be amused, and then he raised his head and laughed, "Haha... pee... Oh my god, haha..."

Chen Siyu leaned back and laughed.

Then, everyone laughed, the haha ​​laughter was overwhelming, the laughing Han Xiaole's pretty face became more and more gloomy, as black as the bottom of a pot.

Zhang Long laughed even harder, tears were about to come out, and while laughing, he patted his thigh vigorously with his hand.

Looking at the laughing students who were lying on their backs, Han Xiaole took a deep breath, shook his right hand, and the black long whip appeared.

"I'll make you laugh again... bang!" Sen Leng's voice came, and Han Xiaole swung the long whip out without warning.

There was a crackling sound, followed by screams.

Chen Siyu was the first to be hit by the long whip, and fell headlong to the ground. Afterwards, Han Xiaole was like a wolf entering a herd of sheep, flying around with the long whip, swimming around like a poisonous snake, and students kept falling down. In just a moment, more than a dozen people were knocked down to the ground.

All of a sudden, everyone didn't dare to laugh anymore. If they wanted to laugh again, they could only hold back it, so that their faces flushed.Except Zhang Long.

"Ahaha... not a boy... Fuck, this guy is so fucking talented! He's as smart as me..." He was still laughing on his back, although he had been whipped twice, he couldn't stop at all. There is no way, whoever let this matter be done by him.

"Han, Instructor Han, I, what I want to know is...haha...I want to know, you, did you drink it into your mouth...ahhaha..." Zhang Long looked at Han Xiaole with tears in his eyes, and Zhang Long was so big Laugh, laugh until your stomach hurts.

Han Xiaole's clothes rose automatically without wind. If she hadn't been wearing a hat, her long hair would have fluttered. Even the bright sunlight couldn't illuminate her gloomy face, and she almost turned into Mei Chaofeng.

Her murderous eyes fixed on Zhang Long. Seeing this guy smiling so coquettishly, it must be him.

Then it must be him, Han Xiaole was sure at once, among this group of students, who would do such a shameless thing except this psychopath with no lower limit of morality?

"So it's you?" Han Xiaole took another deep breath, with a sinister smile on his face, "Zhang Long, you're done."

After she finished speaking, she raised the long whip in her hand suddenly, as if she was about to greet Zhang Long.