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"Wait!" While Han Xiaole raised his whip, Zhang Long suddenly stopped laughing, and his rather handsome face became serious.

The long whip that Han Xiaole raised was fixed in the air.

"Instructor," Zhang Long took two steps forward, raised his sword eyebrows, looked at Han Xiaole with a smile, and said, "Why do you say that I did this? Have you seen what I wrote or what I said?" Urine?"

Han Xiaole couldn't help being taken aback, and said angrily, "The ghost wants to see you pee."

"That's it." Zhang Long shrugged his shoulders, "Although I'm very magnanimous, I don't like being framed. As an instructor, you'd better give some evidence."

"Evidence? Who else but you." Han Xiaole's silver teeth were about to be crushed.

Zhang Long stretched out his hand leisurely and said: "Evidence, where is the evidence? Don't talk nonsense without evidence, be careful and I will sue you for defamation!"

After finishing speaking, he rolled his eyes in disdain.

Han Xiaole's chest rose and fell violently, and she felt that she had never been so angry since she was a child. Nemesis, this damn Zhang Long is simply her nemesis, no, the nemesis of all mankind!
"Long-distance running with weight, ten kilometers, start now!" After a pause, Han Xiaole suddenly shouted depressingly.

"Well, instructor, are you not investigating? Also, we haven't eaten breakfast yet." Chen Siyu stepped forward to remind again.

"Eat your sister... Crack!" Han Xiaole suddenly turned his head, and the long whip in his hand fell on Chen Siyu's face, and a bloodstain immediately ran across Chen Siyu's fair face, and the butter boy became a pirate in seconds.

"Why are you still standing there? Waiting to die? GOGOGO!" Han Xiaole swept his eyes across the audience again, and shouted angrily as he swung the whip in his hand with a sharp crackling sound.

Seeing that Han Xiaole was about to go berserk, the people didn't dare to hesitate, they were stunned for a moment, and then ran towards the door, took the initiative to pick up the stakes, and ran towards yesterday's route.

Han Xiaole followed closely behind. Compared to yesterday, this woman seemed to have entered menopause ahead of schedule. She didn't stop for a moment along the way, and the long whip in her hand kept whipping. Constantly swearing, total shrew.

The students were so angry that Zhang Long was a bastard, and if he followed this group, he would be punished to death sooner or later.

Carrying the wooden pile, Zhang Long also ran among them, but he was not as crazy as yesterday. The latent mission last night has been completed, and the experience gained plus the remaining previous experience should be able to be upgraded to level three. By then, Then you can use all the energy stones earned from physical tasks to upgrade skill cards.

The reason why he ran so wildly yesterday was because of the test of the Zhijian system. Today, if he dies cheaply, he can only say normal training. Zhang Long is happy and relaxed.

After yesterday's experience, running today is much easier.

The entire training base was also bustling at this moment, tens of thousands of students were all pulled out, and there were all kinds of shouts all over the mountains and plains, matching with the morning sun, full of vitality.

Afraid of being affected by Han Xiaole's whip, Zhang Long deliberately ran to the center of the crowd carrying a wooden stake. Chen Siyu and Xiang Chaoyang followed from left to right. They squinted their eyes as they ran, staring at Zhang Long with extreme suspicion.

"Zhang Long, tell me the truth, did you spread that thing?" Finally, Chen Siyu couldn't hold back anymore, and asked the suspicion in his heart.

Hearing this, Xiang Chaoyang on the other side nodded again and again, agreeing with Chen Siyu's guess.

Zhang Long was puzzled, raised his eyes and glanced at the two of them and said, "There are so many people in the dormitory, why do you two doubt me?"

"Because you didn't come home last night." Chen Siyu said firmly.

"Just because of this?" Zhang Long grinned.

"No, more importantly, you are the only one who has a history of being a pervert among us." Chen Siyu added.

"..." Zhang Long shook his head helplessly, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong.

"It's really..." Shocked, Xiang Chaoyang stared and screamed, but Zhang Long kicked him before he could finish speaking.

Looking back at Han Xiaole who had a black face at the back of the team, after confirming that the woman didn't pay attention to this side, Zhang Long raised his finger and made a silent movement and said to the two: "Keep your voice down, do you want me to die?"

Seeing Zhang Long's expression of no doubt admitting, Chen Siyu and Xiang Chaoyang looked at each other with deep shock in their eyes.

"Wonderful." Chen Siyu shook his head and sighed, Xiang Chaoyang also opened his mouth wide, and gave Zhang Long a thumbs up with a dull expression.

"Brother Long, dear brother. What the hell is in your head? A complete collection of neuropathy? First you run around naked like crazy, and now you pee in someone's instructor's cup. Damn, you are really a genius in the weird world. .” Chen Siyu no longer knew how to describe this buddy whom he had only known for two days.

Xiang Chaoyang on the side also stared at Zhang Long's head in a daze, wishing to open it to see if the structure inside was out of order.

But Zhang Long shook his head and sighed: "Actually, I don't want to do this either, who is so boring. But I can't help it, I slept under her bed all night, and I couldn't hold it in the middle of the night, so I just... "

"Hey!" Xiang Chaoyang and Chen Siyu fell straight on the ground at the same time, their backs facing the sky, the wooden stake pressed against their chests, both of them looked dull, and there was only deep puzzlement in their empty eyes, as if struck by a violent thunder Same.

The two were completely shocked by Zhang Long.

It's okay, you fucking sleep under the instructor's bed, you are too courageous, and your thinking is too weird.

In school, it is normal to tease the teacher. In the annual training camp, there are also some who tease the instructors, but at the moment the two of them looked at Zhang Long, and felt that the jokes they had known before to tease the teachers and instructors were simply too weak. He is the supreme being in the trick world, God!are you crazy!

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In the next few days, it was always this kind of weight-bearing long-distance running. According to what instructor Han Xiaole said, unless all her students can complete the [-]-kilometer weight-bearing long-distance running in one morning, they can enter the next training program.

As each day passed, the training became more and more rigorous. At the beginning, Han Xiaole just frightened everyone with a whip from behind. As long as he was not mischievous, he would not be beaten. Pumping, forcing everyone to challenge their limits.

As for the cup incident, although Han Xiaole has not done any investigation for the time being, she has been thinking in her heart that she has no time to investigate these days, but she has already determined that this incident is likely to be Zhang Long. There will be extra time, when the time comes to find evidence.

Don't you want evidence, then I will find one for you to see, and see how Zhang Long, you bastard, can quibble?

On the evening of the seventh day of the weight-bearing long-distance running, the instructor Han Xiaole officially announced in the student dormitory that the weight-bearing long-distance running is over, and the next training will start tomorrow morning...team competition, cold weapon forest battle.

Importantly, Han Xiaole also said that this time the training will be carried out with a scoring system. After the training is over, the scores will be recorded by the Wushu Federation and will be used as reference factors for participating in the Shuanglong Championship in the future.

And it is not an individual score, but a team score, that is to say, the score is to consider the total score of the entire team.

The dormitory was quiet, and everyone listened carefully. After hearing that the score would be used as a reference factor for the qualification of the Shuanglong Tournament, the atmosphere in the room became obviously tense.

Everyone felt a little bit of depression. Undoubtedly, the intervention of this scoring system will make this training even more cruel.

Seeing the silence of the people, Han Xiaole smiled with satisfaction, paused for a moment and said, "As for what I can teach you before the training, there is only one sentence."

People took a deep breath and listened with all their ears pricked up. After all, they are instructors, and their experience must be better than their students. Moreover, even these students from the University of Science and Technology have never been involved in cold weapon forest tactics. Listening to the instructor's advice Opinions undoubtedly play a big role in winning.

Seeing people's gazes approaching, Han Xiaole's pretty face became serious, and he said in a heavy voice: "After entering the forest, don't treat yourself as a human, but treat yourself as an animal in the forest. As for what kind of animal it is, it depends on you If you become too ambitious, you can only be killed if you are a pig; if you are a wolf, you can kill others."

"The more people you kill, the higher your score will be, and the more chance you will be selected by the Martial Arts Association to participate in the Double Dragon Championship."

The room was still quiet, Han Xiaole's voice swayed, and the cold murderous aura permeated the air.