The strongest funny system

He didn't.

He stared at Shen Shishi, and said word by word: "I hope you have figured it out thoroughly before arresting people. I don't care what organization you are from. Please don't be too self-righteous. I won't kill you today because you helped me before." , although you want to kill me, but I just won't kill you!"

After finishing speaking, Ou He pushed Shen Shishi violently, and then his eyes brightened again, the light seemed to illuminate the whole room.

When the people in the house woke up, Ouhe had disappeared.

Looking at the watch in their hands, everyone broke out in a cold sweat.

For a full 15 seconds, they were unsuspectingly distracted... for 15 seconds.

If Ouhe wanted to kill them, who would stand still?

Looking at the still shaking door, everyone was shocked.

It took Shen Shishi a long time to come back to her senses. She was stunned for a long time, and then said: "Let the people from the Nightingale team come over, we must take down this Ouhe! He is the key person in this mission, maybe he is one of them." One of the heads."

Shen Shishi, suppressing the shock in her heart, issued an order.

Her heart was in turmoil, and she always felt that she had done something absurdly wrong.

But what it was, she couldn't tell.
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Nanyang District.

On the way home, Ouhe ran into Wu Anjing.

He looked at her and sighed, feeling very complicated.

Seeing the sighing Ouhe, Wu Anjing became unhappy, and walked with him on the street, chatting, "Brother He, what's the matter with you? Are you in a bad mood?"

"Oh..." Ouhe sighed again, and said, "I thought they were friends at first, but in the end I found out that I was just being affectionate. I'm fine, so you don't have to worry."

"He said it's okay, but I rarely see you like this." Wu Anjing said, "That person must be very important to you, right? Is it a man or a woman?" The second half of the sentence is what she wants to know.

"It's not important." Ou He said.

"Why is it not important?" Wu Anjing said in a hurry, "Brother He, actually, you don't have to be sad, some people don't get along, that's fate, you can't force it, but ah...look at me."

The little girl jumped over the man, turned around, put her cute and pretty face in front of him, and blinked at him, "Brother He, I am Wu Anjing, and I will never betray you in my life..."

"I want to be your friend forever."

"I'm so touched!" Ouhe's eyes were red, he opened his hands and said to Wu Jingjing: "Come, let Brother He hug you."

"Okay!" Wu Anjing laughed out loud, and rushed towards Ouhehu.

The girl's small body was completely thrown into Ou He's arms, and the laughter of the two of them made everyone else look sideways.

"Call the police, this man is abducting and selling underage girls!" A bystander pointed angrily at the man who threw Wu Anjing on his shoulder, and said in a deep voice.

Ouhe: ...

"I'll fuck you." Seeing that they actually took out their mobile phones to make a call, Ou He hurriedly carried Wu Anjing and ran away, causing the girl to giggle.

It was not in vain to follow Brother He today.

She is very happy.

Basically, every once in a while, Wu Anjing would find ways to appear beside Ouhe and accompany him to do some "fun" things.

For example, carrying her on his shoulders, Ouhe often does it.

The girl was petite and exquisite, and the second-level grand master swung her around effortlessly.

……

In the evening, after having a meal with Wu Jingjing, Ouhe's mood improved a lot.

He still remembered Shen Shishi's kindness to her, and also remembered her coldness just now.

He is not stupid, he will not let anything affect his emotions, some things, no matter how beautiful they are, he will force himself to let go.

He wondered more than once, did Shen Shishi have any difficulties?
But he couldn't figure it out.

The other party's killing intent is very real and cannot be deceived. This is what Ouhe cares about.

In his life, this was the first betrayal he encountered.

"System, exchange marrow washing candies."

"Didi... The marrow washing candy X1 has been successfully exchanged, please use it as soon as possible, silly beep." The system... is very user-friendly and can even curse people.

No need to think about it, Ouhe also knew what it was cursing.

It was nothing more than Shen Shishi's incident.

At this time, Ouhe No. 15 had already washed his marrow.

It was another morning, he was refreshed after the marrow washing, and he forgot all his unpleasantness, and entered the gate of Honghu University.

The classmates greeted him when they saw him, and then someone came over and bought a "king crab" from him.

Recently, Ouhe is also selling some seafood.

He changed it in the fancy system, but told his classmates: This is what he got by fishing in the sea every night.

Look, with just two words, he raised the price of king crab several times.

Ordinary king crabs cost 500-1000 per kilogram, but those from Ouhe sell for 2000.

The weight of this price all comes from the word "fishing". These two words are awesome, and they are very pretentious.

He didn't talk about catching crabs, but about fishing, how handsome.

"Come on, Brother He, this is 100 yuan. The extra Brother He will have breakfast today. Excuse me...do you have any big lobsters?"

"Yes," Ou He said, "but I won't sell it today."

"???" Hearing that, the student opened his eyes wide, looked at Ou He and said, "Why don't you sell it?"

"Hey." Ouhe said with a smile, "Because I have better goods here."

"What is it?" The rich second generation who likes to eat seafood has sparkling eyes.

Although Ouhe sold him king crabs before, this king is not that king.

This is a fancy system, unlike the ones on the market, the crabs produced by the fancy system are the most powerful.

Bigger than ordinary, more delicious than ordinary meat, it is the favorite of seafood lovers.

"This." Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Ou He took out a big lobster from his schoolbag!

The lobster was rolled into a ball and hidden in his schoolbag, but when it came out, it stretched out and was half a meter long.

The seafood controller was shocked, pointing at the lobster and saying nothing, "Here, what kind of shrimp is this?"

"Hehe," Ouhe laughed, and gave him a thumbs up, "Student, if you know the goods, this expression is right, because this is one-of-a-kind, and only locally available in the whole country-the Empress Shrimp of the Sea! "

"Mother?" The Haichan brother subconsciously asked.

Then Ouhe's face darkened.

Classmate, your focus is too strange. Canghai Queen Shrimp, what a domineering name, why do you want to go to gender?Can't you imagine how fresh and tender the meat is?
"There is a father and a mother." Ouhe still replied, after all, he is doing word-of-mouth, and he can answer whatever his classmates ask.

"Isn't that male called Emperor Shrimp?" the seafood brother asked.

"..."

Ouhe's face darkened again, annoyed, "What do you call it? Let me tell you, the shrimp here doesn't have a second name. Both male and female are called Canghai Queen Shrimp."

"But why is the male called the queen?" The seafood brother seemed to be very principled, and he couldn't let go of this question, "Queens usually refer to women, you queen shrimp, let's add another name, I think this is the right way. Okay, Brother He, what do you think?"