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"I don't!" Ouhe was also more principled, standing in the aisle of the campus, ignoring the endless stream of classmates around him, and started arguing with Brother Haichan.

"Let me ask you," Ou He said, "is Wu Zetian a woman?"

"Yes."

"Then why is she called the emperor?"

"This..." Haichan brother's three views seemed to collapse, and he was overwhelmed by Ouhe's one-sentence question, and said with despair on his face: "I don't care, I just don't accept that the male lobster is called a queen!"

"Then do you want more?"

"Yes." Brother Haichan hurriedly said.

"Give me the money." Ou He raised his eyebrows.

"How many?"

"King crabs cost 2100 each. What do you think of the sea queen shrimp? I saw that you are a regular customer, so I sold the queen shrimp to you. If it wasn't...I planned to cook and eat it on the top floor of the school at noon today." gone."

"Wow!" Brother Haichan was excited and said gratefully: "Thank you, Brother He, Brother He is so kind. Then, since the Queen Shrimp is difficult to distinguish between male and female, then I will offer you 4444 yuan? It's a good intention, because I will wait for you." I'm going to eat it, let's call it 'death and death', it is said that the big lobster is hard to eat, I hope this price can help me kill it!"

Ouhe: ...

He felt that this person is also a talent, since he said 4444, then 4444.

In fact... this big lobster, except for the name of the king crab, is no different from the king crab.

However, don't think that this means that he cheated the other party.

In fact, this lobster is very rare now, and his lobster is definitely better than others. Otherwise, is the seafood brother stupid?
Since he can afford this name, it means that he knows seafood very well. Since he often buys crabs from Ouhe, it proves that Ouhe's crabs can definitely stand the test of seafood brother.

They are a pleasure to work with.

"Brother He, do you still have Pippi shrimp?" Brother Haichan persisted.

"Pipi shrimp, right—"

"Ouhe!"

Just when Ouhe was about to take out the Pippi Shrimp, Guan Ziting stood behind him with black lines all over her head.

"Why?" Ouhe looked at her, ignoring the Haichan brother who ran away without a trace, with a "calm" expression.

"What are you selling again?"

"It's none of your business, is it?"

"It's none of my business, look at the side!" Guan Ziting was furious, pointing at the strangers around her, her face turned black.

"Ahem." At this moment, Ouhe realized that there were many unfamiliar faces and emotions in the school. He forgot that today was an exchange meeting, and all famous schools came to Honghu University to fight.

Today, it is the home court of Honghu University, and in a few days it will be Dongyun University, and so on, taking turns to play with each other.

"Will it affect the school spirit?" The discipline committee member stared at Ouhe, very angry.

Why did this man become the hottest male god on Weibo?Guan Ziting is very speechless, if everyone knows that he sells car chains, seafood, and condoms at school, will they still regard him as an idol?
think carefully…

Guan Ziting felt a little anxious.

Netizens are all brains, they may... love Ouhe even more.

So angry.

"Then I'm leaving, goodbye!" Ouhe ignored those strange eyes, put on his backpack, and ran away in an instant, making Guan Ziting laugh angrily.

One day, she will make the other party pay the price.

Although the school no longer asked her to monitor Ouhe, she did not give up on this task.

Because she saw many unknown scenes in Ouhe during the previous period.

She cares.

……

……

A well-known international hotel.

Here, students from the entire university are gathered. They came to Canghai City to communicate with various colleges and universities.

They live here temporarily.

Early this morning, everyone brought all their belongings and headed to Honghu University soon, ready to compete with this famous institution.

The service staff in the clubhouse are very sensitive people. If you are not a caring person, you will not pay attention to this.

Therefore, those "students" with serious faces were exposed and caught by the service staff.

she was thinking...

Why haven't these people been seen before?

Did something unexpected happen during this period?
However, due to being too busy today, the service staff didn't bother to inquire about this, so they put the matter aside for the time being, and plan to investigate further when they come back tonight.

If she still has that chance...
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Red Lake University.

After the simple opening ceremony, Ouhe and his classmates walked on campus, looking curiously at various projects around them.

It's like a school festival, with colorful surroundings, ghosts and snakes everywhere, full of youthful atmosphere.

There are old people and children here.

Because today is the open day, many people have come to Red Lake University.

On the left is a gourmet street, all of which are stalls set up by students, and there are also some catering businesses with strong backgrounds who set up stalls here.

And the right...

With a bang, the men's [-]-meter sprint began.

In another place, there are people jumping over the hurdles.

Red Lake University is very lively.

"I've always wanted to come to Honghu University, but the quota was full back then, so I came a step late and regretted it forever." A male compatriot from a different school passed by Ouhe and sighed.

His companion asked him: "Our school is not bad, why do you have such an idea?"

"Are you a man?" the man asked looking at his companion.

"I am!"

"Then what do you think is the best at Red Lake University?" A asked.

"What's the best..." B thought for a while, then asked unsurely, "Beauty?"

"Hmph, you're smart." A showed a salivating expression, and said, "Even if she slapped my palm and was whipped by her all day long, I still want to come to Honghu University."

"Who are you talking about?" Student B knew that his companion must have taken a fancy to a certain girl from Honghu University.

actually…

He also fell in love with it, but he was embarrassed to say it, because the other party would say that he was a sister lover.

He felt bad about it.

"Didn't you watch the opening ceremony just now? That principal who looks like a queen..."

"You, you, you!" Classmate B was shocked, because the person the other party likes is just like him!
"What are you? Isn't Principal Ning beautiful? Even compared with those school beauties in our school, they are still a complete winner. How can those flamboyant hooves compare with Principal Ning University? The principal is so mature and more sensible than them."

"But, but..." B was still shocked.

"But what? Let me ask you, is it okay if the principal is your girlfriend?"

"Of course!" B said excitedly, "But...it's impossible at all, what qualifications do we have to be with the principal, not to mention that we are poor, and we are not worthy of him, who is a goddess Okay, you didn't see the opening ceremony just now, the originally naughty classmates were all fascinated by her, they didn't say a word of nonsense, they all stared at her! Only a real hero is worthy of such a woman Got it!"

"Not necessarily, as long as you are good at it." A already knew that he was hopeless, but he still wanted to pretend to be a hero, and smiled at classmate B, "I tell you, I have a way to take down Ning Yunlan."