The strongest funny system

"Why, are you afraid?" Zhong Liang happened to be in a hurry, forgetting that he was still live broadcasting, and said: "You Honghu University is too weak, I have been standing here for a whole day, and dozens of people have come one after another. A guy who won Meshapa, that's disappointing."

Zhong Liangqiao was distracted by Ou He, and he didn't even maintain his image. His words made the female Red Lake fans who liked him frowned.

This person... quarrels and quarrels, why bring them to school?

Moreover, Brother He is a very nice person. Although he has a bit of a sharp tongue, he didn't say that your school is not good.

You also made the bet, Brother He didn't propose to bet with you, you are clearly bullying others because of your good skills!
Unexpectedly, the god Zhong Liangqiao is also such a person, they seem to have misjudged.

I still think Brother He is more amiable. Although he is not very tall, he gives people a very friendly feeling, but he has a bit of a vicious tongue...

But his poison is greetings. He often says when he sees people: "I don't think you should review. Your primary goal now is to lose weight first."

Although such words sound hurtful, after the chubby female student got angry, she also felt that what Ou He said was very reasonable, and there was nothing wrong with it.

As long as she loses weight successfully and reads a fart book, isn't it all right to find a good man and marry her?
Less hard work for decades.

Of course, this is not good.

Because Brother He also knew that he was joking, so the next day when she saw a female classmate who was on hunger strike, she would put a meat bun on her dinner plate and ask her to eat more, so as not to starve.

At this time, he would say: "A woman's appearance is not important, what is important is her connotation. Don't worry about other people's eyes, make yourself strong first, this is the key, fatter is better, fatter and thinner will look better I thought about it, but in fact... you also know in your heart that you won't look good when you are thin, so this layer of fat has become your armor to protect you, so take good care of it."

The fat girl who was sprayed by Ouhe in the whole school: ...

Mourning mottos and bullying, the female students still chose Ouhe.

But they still hoped that Ouhe would stop being so vicious, because Shapa University is far away from them, and it will take a month to pass, how can they study?
And it's too much to play, it's not good.

Even for a day, it's insulting.

The person who made this bet is too bad.

People in his own school are protecting Ouhe and telling him not to gamble, but girls from Shapa University and girls from other schools are mocking Ouhe, asking him if he is afraid.

"Hehe." Ouhe smiled, "I haven't finished yet, I mean to add more."

"Do you still dare to overweight?" Zhong Liangqiao looked at him in surprise. Does this person really know how to die?
"Come on, if anyone loses, post on Moments and Weibo, saying that the students of Honghu University are all his parents."

"puff!"

Hearing Ou He's words, Xu Cong and his female classmates laughed out loud.

At this moment, they finally dared to recognize Ou He.

Because the bet was too high, they knew that Ou He would never lose out, so there must be a reason for him to do so.

Maybe, he really will win.

So Xu Cong and the others came back and stood behind him.

"Do you really want to play so big?" This matter made Zhong Liangqiao feel a little strange, but due to his own strength, he accepted it, "Okay, since you want to bet, then I will accompany you! Referee, let's start!" Bar."

"Silly beep."

"What are you doing?" Seeing Ouhe scolding himself, Zhong Liangqiao said angrily: "Are you here to find trouble? Are you a black fan sent by others to attack me? You know that my glory in Kuaishou is No? Who took you here? Is it the top ten vibrato male gods? I just—”

"Don't just let it go, it makes you look like a referee." Ou He waved his hand, interrupted him, and called Xu Cong and the others, and gave the referee a bottle of Red Bull, "Don't you know how to behave? The referee is thirsty I don’t even know, so hurry up and get a bottle of water for the referee.”

After Ou He finished speaking, he smiled politely at the referee, knowing how to deal with the world.

The referee didn't like him at first, and he didn't want to take their water, but he was really thirsty, and he went to Shuihui for a massage last night, and he didn't have much rest all day. He would doze off without Red Bull, and I don't know this kid Could it be that he can read minds, know what he needs, and even send him a "pillow" when he wants to sleep.

He likes Ouhe.

And that Zhong Liangqiao, he didn't intend to favor him.

In fact, he is also a man. Seeing Zhong Liangqiao surrounded by so many charming schoolgirls, he is also very jealous.

Don't like Zhong Liangqiao, don't like Zhong Liangqiao, don't like Zhong Liangqiao.

Say the important thing three times.

I don't like Zhong Liangqiao.

I can't say enough about it again.

"OK, the bet is decided, the game comes first, everyone just treat it as entertainment, in private, don't gamble, small bets are fun, big bets hurt your health!"

When Ou He was about to start, he didn't forget to spread chicken soup for the soul, he was considered a fighter in the world of pretentiousness.

"Damn it." Seeing most of the girls in the audience being dragged away by Ou He, Zhong Liangqiao had a gloomy expression.

At this time, he can no longer "keep smiling even though he is very angry.".

He really can't laugh.

"start!"

Following the referee's order, the students standing in front of the target started firing their guns one after another.

That Zhong Liangqiao was really awesome. He shot 50 meters and fired 60 bullets. His first shot scored 10 points and hit the bullseye area.

At this time, Ouhe did not shoot, and remained calm.

Because he was exchanging for "shooting proficiency", countless information entered his mind, making him an instant shooting master.

After firing 60 rounds, whoever is the most accurate, fastest and most handsome will be the winner.

"Wow!"

With the cheers of the students in the arena, Zhong Liangqiao has already fired eleven bullets, and each bullet is ten!
He does have something to be proud of, but when he meets Ouhe, he is destined to fail.

Come to Red Lake University to clean the toilets for a month, you idiot.

And call us Dad!
Ou He didn't have the slightest sympathy, and started to raise his hand, without looking at the bull's-eye or aiming, and just shot with one hand.

"Depend on!"

Seeing him pretending to beep, the audience cursed.

"Brother He...so pretending to beep."

From the very beginning, everyone didn't think highly of him, except for Xu Cong and other brain-dead brothers who supported him, everyone thought he was here to make trouble.

Looking at his shooting posture now, everyone in Honghu University feels yellow.

My brother He is indeed the most uncontrollable factor in Honghu University.

They all blushed.

ashamed of him.

"Your name is Ou He, right?" Zhong Liangqiao still had time to talk to Ou He. He fired 20 rounds and now has 200 points.

"You can't shoot like this. You don't need to fix the pistol with your left hand. It's easy to miss it. Look at me—huh?? WHAT?!"

boom!
With the sound of a shot hitting the target, everyone's eyes widened, looking at the end of Ouhe's line, where a living 10 shot out.

He, he actually shot a ten!

A person like him who pretends to be beeping can actually reach the tenth ring? !

Coincidence, must be a coincidence.