The strongest funny system

Because Xu Cong and the others called him.

Xu Cong and his group have a natural sense of dependence on firearms, and they always fantasize that they will become sharpshooters one day.

This was when Ouhe was ten years old, so he knew about it.

At that time, he snorted and said that he had already passed through Yang with a hundred steps. To prove this, he went to the hair salon of an evil woman in the alley together with Xu Cong and the others, and shot the chandelier in front of her house, and became famous in the first battle!
Then, Ouhe went home and was beaten into an idiot by Sister Wushuang.

He vowed never to play with guns again.

It's just that the oath I made when I was a child, who the hell still remembers it?
Do you remember the vows you made as a child? ——
So, at this time Ouhe came under the shooting tree, took over the staff's air pistol, and began to prepare for the call.

Following the referee's order, Ouhe...

It took him 1 minute to figure out how to reload, and then...

Xu Cong and the others covered their faces, pretending not to know him.

Brother, we called you to help, not to make you laugh!

It took so much time for you to load the bullets, how powerful will you be later?

Just look at it, you don't know how to shoot, maybe you don't understand the rules, and you tell us to leave it to you, what a fart! !
"Huh." Seeing Ouhe's clumsy appearance, a male god next to him sneered. He had already loaded the bullets and was the fastest one in the field. Girls are here for him.

His name is Zhong Liangqiao, and he is one of the top three shooting masters in the province.

In the whole province and city, he is a well-known male god. He has [-] to [-] fans in Kuaishou, and he is a super Internet celebrity.

"Do you understand the rules of the game?" The referee asked after watching everyone load the bullets.

"Understood." The male god smiled charmingly and replied confidently.

The others looked at him and nodded their heads in understanding. However, just as the referee was about to announce the start, someone suddenly said——

"I don't understand."

"What?" The referee was shocked, looked at Ouhe and asked, "I didn't hear what you said."

He couldn't believe it, and felt that he must have heard it wrong.

Basically, he's just playing around. Who would come to shoot without knowing the rules? At least you know a little bit, right?

However, there are such people!
He just doesn't understand!
what can you do

"I said I don't understand." Ouhe took a (choking) task in the fancy system, very dragged, "If you don't intend to explain the rules to others, don't ask us if we understand."

Xu Cong: ...

Aaron Abing and female classmates: ...

They lowered their heads, their faces full of embarrassment, they really didn't know Ouhe.

"You don't know what to shoot?" Before the coach could speak, the people next to him couldn't stand it, "Damn, I've never seen such a weird thing, and I asked politely, there really is such a person? Classmate, are you kidding me?"

"Where does it say that you have to understand the rules of the game to participate? I'll just play, do you brag about me? Believe it or not, I'll shoot you?" As he said, Ou He pointed the pistol at the student's head, making him tremble all over , Dare to be angry but dare not speak.

He's from out of town, and he doesn't dare to act wildly at Honghu University. For the time being...be patient.

However, he can bear it, but the male god can't bear it.

Zhong Liangqiao looked at Ouhe, smiled, and said with that charming handsome face: "Student, what's your name?"

"Who are you? Did I ask your name?" The audience in Ouhe hated the man in front of him the most. He was born to be at odds with a handsome guy, "I didn't ask your name, so don't ask me, it made me I seem to know you very well, but I have a big project worth hundreds of billions, why do you ask my name? Do you have it? Do you have a project worth hundreds of billions? Funny."

"Ding dong, achieve the achievement of "Very Choking", continue to work hard, and the reward will be doubled." At this time, the system voice sounded in Ouhe's head, making him even more enticed, and even gave Zhong Liangqiao a middle finger with a pistol.

His actions made many girls stare at him angrily.

Dare to give the middle finger to their male gods, it's really desperate.

If he is awesome, it's okay to say, but he doesn't even understand the rules of the game. Did he come here on purpose to make trouble?

"Student, I think you should go down." Seeing his poor quality, the coach persuaded him.

"If I don't, if I do, you won't be able to see the amazing marksmanship."

"puff--"

Zhong Liangqiao smiled angrily, leaned in front of Ouhe with that pretty face, and said, "See, the one in front is the standard target. There are ten rings from the outside to the inside, and one ring outside. The one inside is ten rings, the bullseye you hit inside is ten, understand?"

"Did I ask you to explain, what are you pretending to be? You can't be gay, right? What are you doing close to me, get away from me." Ouhe nodded, but halfway through the click, he found that he was still on a mission, so he continued to talk to Zhong Liangqiao ridicule.

This man, as if he is really a male god, not only defeated Xu Cong, but also wanted to bully him, no way!
Ouhe dislikes being bullied the most, whoever bullies him, he will bully him back!
It's that simple and rude.

What's more, there are system tasks, which he likes.

"I think you can't even load a bullet, so I would like to remind you." Zhong Liangqiao was about to go berserk, and even though he was still smiling now, he couldn't see where he was going.

He didn't expect that there would be such an annoying person in the world. He remembered it and made Ouhe look good later.

No, he can't wait, he plans to deal with him now.

"What are you looking at?" Seeing that he was staring at him, Ouhe glanced at him, touched the air pistol, and waited for the referee to start.

"I can tell from the way you touch the gun that you are an expert. Do you dare to compete with me?"

"Compared to what?" His flattery was accepted by Ouhe, who held a gun and kept pointing at his pretty face, and didn't give up until the face was unattractive.

"If anyone loses, he will go to the opponent's school to clean the toilets for a day—"

"Don't let it be a day, let's do it for a month." Ouhe interrupted him, waved his hand, he looked like he was a master, and Zhong Liangqiao was a rookie.

The audience was shocked. They had never seen such a pretense of beeping before. They had learned a lot.

"Okay, one month, how about hanging the name tag of the other school and parading the streets for a day?" Zhong Liangqiao didn't plan to lose at all, since Ouhe wanted to die, he accepted it.

"No, no, no." Ouhe disagreed.

This Zhong Liangqiao is very insidious, he completely played him like a monkey, thinking that he was sure to win, and asked him to go to his school and clean the toilet, Ouhe asked himself, he couldn't do such an insulting thing.

Even if he really hit the nail on the head, he wouldn't be so vicious.

This is not a loss of face, but the honor of the whole school!
Since the other party is unkind, he is also unrighteous!

I just said a few words to him, unexpectedly so immeasurable, hum...

Ouhe is ready to trick people.