The strongest funny system

This woman is a demon. When the blade's blood didn't break out, Ouhe still had a little bit of luck, thinking that someone as beautiful as her would not be so cruel.

But, she is nothing at all!

In her eyes, he might not be considered a human being at all, but just a bug being studied by her!

Excited, Ouhe bit his lip, as if Mu Xue saw it!

"Huh?" Sure enough, the woman was startled, then moved towards Ouhe, stretched out her white hand, and waved in front of Ouhe, "... Could it be my illusion?"

"..." Ouhe held his breath and remained motionless, thinking that this is your illusion, you cruel female pervert, even if you saved me just now, it was because of the power capsule, and asked me if I met Mu Xiaotu ...Mu Xiaotu, I want to find her too!

You are using me, if I am not worth using, you would like to kill me now, right?The devil, the devil! !I won't let you succeed, the more Ouhe thought about it, the more angry he became, he completely forgot that he was still on a mission, and he winked in a ferocious manner.

"I didn't expect the blood of the blade to have side effects that affect intelligence. It seems that we need to re-communicate with the company's technical staff to make more improvements." Mu Xue took a sip of red wine, then opened the car door, and kicked Ouhe out of the car just like that go out.

"Don't!" Ouhe yelled, his voice split in the wind.

"Do you really think you are Zhuge reincarnated? Playing these kid tricks in front of me..." Mu Xue's voice drifted into Ouhe's ears from a distance.

"Ding dong, the mission failed." At the same time, the voice of the system also sounded in my heart.

Ouhe rolled on the ground a few times, got up in embarrassment, and shouted at Mu Xue's car: "Mu Xue, I am your mother, if you have the guts, come down and kill me!!"

"..."

This time, it was Mu Xue's turn to ignore him.

"Boss, where are we going now?" In the RV, the driver asked Mu Xue.

"Send someone to continue tracking Ouhe, let's go back to the company first."

"Just let him go like this?" The driver clearly heard many genuine "greetings" from behind the car.

"..." Mu Xue paused for a moment, then sneered, "Let it go? How is it possible? It's just this contact today. We seem to have to make a new plan. Ouhe is not easy to deal with."

"I think so too." The driver looked in the rearview mirror, "His coping method, which seems to be called 'silent resistance', is the latest negotiation skill."

"Silent resistance?" Mu Xue murmured, "It's interesting that he didn't even want the antidote for Blade's Blood, but it's true, his silence really disturbed his thoughts."

"It's really hard to deal with." The driver was new to work and tried to express himself.

He performed well. Hearing what he said, Mu Xue really wanted to understand that this might be a different kind of negotiation. She knew that she had no experience, so she chose to remain silent...

They can't think of it even if they want to break their heads. This is just a task.

"Just this female devil, you actually asked me to protect her?" On the way home, Ouhe broke up with the system.

"Two-star mission, 500 fancy points after completion." In one sentence, Ouhe completely shut up.

The tasks he accepted in the past two days were all 2 fancy points, and 500 of them popped out at once. After completion, they can be exchanged for Mu Xiaotu's whereabouts, right?
Just thinking of this, Ou He can convince himself to endure.

"Then you said, when will Mu Xue be plotted against?" Ouhe didn't want Mu Xue to be arrested. Although he hates this woman very much now, if he sees her in danger, with Mu Xiaotu's relationship, he will still save.

Even without Mu Xiaotu...

This question is uncertain, Ouhe doesn't know if he will save him.

He is a hot-blooded young man. If others have no hatred for him, he will step in when he sees unfair things. Of course, he is not ignorant within his ability.

"Everything is being calculated, don't worry." The system said.

"then."

Suddenly, a USB flash drive was thrown towards Ouhe, and a black shadow flashed. After the girl dropped it, she disappeared into the alley in an instant, leaving Ouhe alone.

"What's the situation?" Ouhe looked confused.

"Catch her, don't let her escape."

Then, another group of men and women in colorful clothes rushed over, passed by Ouhe, and when they ran to the fork in front, they turned around again, looked at Ouhe and asked, "Student, did you see a woman just now?"

"I see." Ouhe said bravely.

"Where did you go?" The man smiled happily, and looked at Ouhe kindly, only thinking that the recent college students are very cute, and he also graduated from Dongyun University.

"On the left, is a pretty and lovely girl? With big eyes?" Ou He pointed to the direction in which the girl was running away.

"That's right, it's her, thank you brother!" The man cupped his fists, turned around and left, suddenly——

He turned his head again, staring at Ouhe's left hand.

His expression became serious, and he stopped in his tracks. At the same time, his companions also surrounded Ouhe, "Student, give me what you have in your hands."

"This thing?" Ouhe raised his hand and looked at the USB flash drive.

"Yes, give it to me." The man held his breath, and stretched out his hand towards Ouhe.

"That woman threw it to me just now. She didn't want to blame me, did she? Brother, it's not mine. I have nothing to do with that woman." Ouhe said straightforwardly.

"We know that if you give me something, we will get along well and be brothers in the future!" The man said, "From today onwards, you will be my brother of Zhou Li!"

"Okay." Ouhe smiled, he hates being used by others, even if the girl is very beautiful, he will not cooperate with the other party, and even wants to try me out!
It’s not that Ouhe has never watched a TV series. The plot is just like this. The male lead meets a mysterious woman. The woman gave him an important thing. Someone asked the male lead for it, but the male lead didn’t give it. .

Although a lot of words are omitted, the final ending is that the hero and the heroine went from being suspicious to falling in love, the story ended successfully, and then sex...

But Ouhe wouldn't do such a stupid beep!

He will not be used by a woman, maybe it is the sequelae left by Mu Xue, he is very disgusted with women now, and he is not in a good mood.

So he handed the USB flash drive to Brother Zhou Li, and without any hesitation, he planned to catch that woman with them.

"Thank you, brother—" Zhou Li hadn't finished his sentence when something suddenly changed.

beep beep...

A series of system mechanical sounds sounded in Ouhe's mind, and a new task appeared: "1. Give the USB flash drive to Zhou Li and get 1 fancy point; 3. Throw away the USB flash drive and get 5 fancy point; [-]. Take Run with the USB drive, and kick Zhou Li’s little brother, rewarding [-] fancy points..."

With the emergence of new tasks, some products in the system are also unlocked.

What is proficient in hunting, increasing the sensitivity of solving crimes; proficient in piano; ten key points of pretending to beep; ghost dance steps...

Some weird things have appeared, even the rice cooker!All of them can be redeemed, and they can be obtained in single digits. Some of them are worth tens of points, and they are an iphoneX mobile phone.

Of course, the most important thing is - unconditionally increase the staying power! !

This is what Ouhe cares most about, selling 5 fancy points.

Just looking at the name, Ouhe knew what it was. He remembered what happened to the girl one evening, so he persisted...

Forget it, anyway, no more than 2 minutes, it is his shame.

So this "staying power", he must get.

Without further ado, with a bang, Ou Hefei kicked Zhou Li, broke through the siege, and left just like that with the USB flash drive! !
"Yu, chase after me!"

Zhou Li jumped up from the ground and chased after him in disbelief.