The strongest funny system

"Come on!! Beat this kid to death!!"

More than a dozen red men and women desperately chased a lone figure in front of them.

The camera is zoomed up, and the small city just shrouded in the afterglow of the setting sun, a figure crosses the streets and alleys, crosses the checkpoints, and runs desperately, which is the beauty of the setting sun.

Behind him, more than a dozen people hung behind like tails, and the swear words in their mouths formed a sharp contrast with the sound of household cooking.

"Ouhe?"

"Miss Cong?"

Crackling, a rush of chaotic sounds, Zhou Li and the others lost their target.

At this time, Ouhe was hiding in the house, watching Zhou Li and others running past the window, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the ground.

"Why, those people are chasing you?" Sister Cong is not as good as Sister Wushuang. Even if her clothes are a few dollars more expensive than Wushuang's, they still can't reflect the "fairy spirit" in her bones. She is an ordinary woman. Pretty doesn't even count.

"That's right." Ouhe said weakly.Fortunately, he exercises regularly, otherwise he would not be able to outrun them.

Fortunately, the task was accomplished.

"Is Xiao Cong interested in studying recently?" The room is very dark, similar to a wooden house in a slum. Sister Cong wanted to turn on the light, but was stopped by Ou He.

"Are you afraid they will find you?" Sister Cong asked.

"I'm afraid you don't have the money to pay the electricity bill." Ouhe smiled wryly, took out some banknotes from his pocket, and stuffed them to Sister Cong, "Don't worry, Xu Cong studies very hard and spends all day studying at school. I didn’t go there, and recently I was nominated for a scholarship because of my “outstanding” ideology and morality.”

When he said this, Ouhe sighed a little guilty, but he didn't regret lying, everyone has their own life, just like he doesn't like reading, so does Xu Cong.

They go to class because someone in the family wants them to get ahead.

Sister Cong is one of them, but Ouhe knows that like Xu Cong, he is a salted fish, has no dreams, and is not material for studying at all, but he still wastes his sister's tuition...

They want to drop out of school to work, but every time they make this request, they will be beaten, or their sister will cry alone at home.

The current situation is simply a stalemate.

Just now the money was stuffed into his pocket when Sister Wushuang hugged him last time. Sister Cong had the same difficulties as them. Just now she stared at the small desk lamp for a long time before she made up her mind to turn it on. Depending on the situation, she usually I can't bear to drive alone at home.

"I can't take this money." Poor people have the strongest self-esteem and are also very sensitive to money. Ouhe's actions completely angered Sister Cong, "Your family is even poorer—"

"Your family is poor!" Ouhe yelled, but remembering that he is now a "fugitive", he hurriedly covered his mouth, approached Sister Cong and said, "That was before, now I found a way to make money. When you get rich, you will never forget Sister Cong."

"..." Sister Cong was silent, looking at Ouhe with pity, what a little brother pretending to beep.

"Well, when I didn't say it."

In the end, Ouhe still took the stack of banknotes and left the small town.

Even the street lights in poor areas are extremely old, creaking and flashing strange lights.

Under the street lamp, Ouhe looked at the 58 yuan and 6 cents in his hand, and his heart was full of desire for money.

No wonder Sister Cong refused to take it, more than 50 yuan was only enough for him to eat breakfast for half a month...

Half a month's breakfast money, I don't even want it!
"System, open the exchange window, I want to exchange a few million." Ouhe hid in the backlight and said boldly.

"There is no such function."

"Okay, just change it to 'increased stamina' for me." Ouhe threw the USB flash drive in his hand, and said "casually".

"Sorry, not enough fancy points."

"What? Didn't you just complete the mission with 5 fancy points?"

"Deducted."

"All deducted? What's all deducted, how many fancy points do I have now?" Ouhe reached out his hand in the void, clicked a few times, and found that his account balance was 0, which made him half dead, "You liar, I have clearly completed this mission, and it all shows...the mission of "Kick Zhou Li's little brother" has been completed, and the reward of 5 fancy points has arrived... Am I reading it wrong?"

"That's right, it's just deducted."

"What do you mean by deducting light? I used to be -1, but now it's 0? Is there something wrong with your stupid system—I'm going, why did it become -1 again?"

"Another one was deducted." The system said coldly.

"Why did you deduct another one?" Ouhe's face was full of bewilderment. This is the tool he told Sister Cong to make a lot of money, so it can't be ignored.

"You call me stupid."

Ouhe: ...

"Okay, I won't scold you, I'll tell you I'm sorry, then tell me, where did the five tricks just go?"

"That's interest."

"Interest? You're stupid—you have interest in this cute system?" Ou He wanted to be rude, but he thought about it and thought about deducting points, so let it go.

"Didn't you take a power capsule on credit?"

"What? Your power capsule——I'm sorry, you only have 3 fancy points in total. How high is your interest rate? It's only been less than 24 hours, and you've deducted 5 fancy points from me?"

"That's the truth, otherwise you think you can credit at will without paying the price?"

"Okay! Your system is ruthless enough!" Ouhe suppressed his anger, and asked, "What about the tricks of the PK with Xiaoke before?"

"You can't even beat a woman, and you're ashamed to say that the mission has already failed."

"You..." Ouhe was in a hurry, pointed at the void, and said angrily, "Your sister!"

He planned to never pay on credit in the future, and today's task was simply for nothing.

This two-beep system is a pit.

"Beep beep beep..."

Suddenly, another string of piercing alarms popped up in his mind.

"What's going on?" Ouhe asked.

"I warn you, don't scold me in your heart."

"Huh?" Suddenly, God Ouhe made a move and noticed the shortcomings of the system.

If you don't scold it directly, but scold it in your heart, even if it knows, it can't catch you!

Hahaha, this silly beep system.

Sure enough, the system can only issue a "staring" message in Ouhe's mind, and it can't do anything to him.

But Ouhe was still deducted 0.0001 fancy points.

Now, his account balance is -1.0001.

"???" Ouhe was confused again.

He found that there was no reason to talk to this stupid system.

So Ouhe asked: "Can you clear the mantissa for me?"

Ding dong, the number of digits is cleared, and it becomes -1 again.

Ou He felt that there was something interesting, and asked again: "Do you dare to give me a fancy point?"

"Why?" the system asked.

"Because I think you're so handsome." Ouhe said holding back his nausea.

Ding dong.

Account balance: 2 fancy points.

At one time, the system gave him 3.

"You are not only handsome, but also full of wisdom." Ouhe's eyes lit up.

"Don't bother, you can only praise once a year." Bad news came from the system.

Ouhe: ...

The Mojiang River is huge and flows through the entire prosperous Canghai City, which is the origin of the name of this city.

There are many piers in Canghai City, and the one related to Ouhe is at Nan'an Bridge, which is far away from the Mojiang River where he stopped Ah Sang and the others last time, but it is very close to the school, just behind Honghu University. It is very convenient to go to school.

But here, because it is close to the estuary, there are many ships, and it is very chaotic. There are all kinds of ruthless people moored, and many shady transactions are involved.

The entire Nan'an Wharf was buzzing with flutes, and hundreds of boats were fighting for the wind. It is said... this is the second most chaotic place in Canghai City.

At night, the stars are densely covered, and many "ghosts" are ushered in the chaotic place, among them is a "Blade Girl" with a hideous face.

She is Xiaoke, standing by the river looking at the quiet boats sinking and sinking.