The strongest funny system

"What is what?" Ouhe asked hastily, his eyes were shining.

Although the system is pitted, it still has many good things.

"You still have 5000 fancy points." The system reminded me warmly.

"so what?"

"Do you want to draw a lottery?" it asked.

"The rice cooker again?" In the eyes of all the students looking at the "hero", Ouhe stood under the tree and shook his head quickly, as if he had taken medicine.

He didn't want to smoke the rice cooker.

There are more than twenty in his family.

He didn't know how to explain to Su Ling, if she saw him carrying a rice cooker from her boat...she would definitely think he was a pervert.

So Ouhe refused.

"..."

Seeing him shaking his head desperately, the classmates dared not touch him for fear of being judged as an accomplice.

Red Lake University has a strict school ethos, and it is not allowed to take drugs in public—no, it is not allowed to take drugs no matter where it is!

Drugs are bad.

So although everyone wanted to come and take pictures with "Idol River", they didn't dare.

Because he was "shaking his head".

"It's not a rice cooker, this time, it's a good thing, and you can order it once a thousand times."

"Are you fooling me?" To be honest, Ouhe was also afraid of being tricked, so he looked at the non-existent system with some vigilance.

"Hey…"

Seeing Ouhe's out-of-the-way look, the system also felt that maybe he was being too strict with him.

So this time, it intends to give him some benefits——

"Smoking or not? Don't ink!"

"Puff, why not!"

Ouhe didn't know what the welfare of the system was, he only knew that it was fierce as always, so he was also fierce and yelled at it.

Although afraid of pitfalls, the momentum cannot be lost.

"Deduct 1000 fancy points, congratulations on obtaining one square meter of Taixu Wasteland."

"WHAT?" Hearing the system's words, Ouhe looked confused.

What is the Void Wasteland?Is there a use for it?
There is a waste word in it.

"Let's talk about it later, do you still want to smoke?" The system is giving him benefits, and it depends on whether Ouhe can catch it.

It looked at Ouhe's frightened expression, and hoped that he would continue.

Because of his desperate and ignorant appearance, the system felt sad.

It's hard for him too...

Hey.

Poor man.

"No, first tell me what this wasteland is for!" At this moment, Ouhe extracted the wasteland of Taixu from the system and was holding it in his hand!
It's a strange bag of soil.

Damn, I don't know how it is calculated as a square meter. Does it look like a square meter when it is spread out sparsely, or—well, no.

It must be spread out in a thin layer to reach the size of one square meter. Otherwise, how could this small bag be one square meter!
This is a square of one meter in size. With this bag in his hand, he has absolutely no other choice but to spread it out!

There is one thing worth mentioning.

This soil is super heavy!
Ouhe, a second-level grand master, now has the power of a dragon and a tiger. If he eats a power capsule, his slap is equal to the speed of a large truck at 70km/h.

It hit me, but it was fatal! !

However, Ouhe felt so hard carrying this small bag of waste soil.

After holding it for more than ten seconds, he finally couldn't bear it, and threw it on the ground, and then a dark pothole appeared, which made Ouhe jump.

If he didn't throw it away gently, it might be pressed to the center of the earth, right?Exaggeration to say...

"Do you want to smoke again?" The system ignored Ouhe's surprise and asked repeatedly.

"Smash, why not!" Ouhe intuitively felt that this thing was not ordinary, because this soil was so weird.

He still wants to smoke.

He finds the system a bit odd today.

It seems to be giving benefits.

"Ding dong, congratulations, continue to obtain 1 square meter of Taixu Wasteland, and you still have 3000 fancy points."

"Damn!" Ouhe was annoyed, and cursed: "Don't continue, I don't want it, you continue to be a fool, I don't want this soil!!"

Ouhe rolled around on the spot, seeing the students around him running faster.

Fortunately, the class bell rang now, and there were not many people here.

So no one saw the deep hole in the ground.

"What are you doing, do you still want to smoke? After today, there will be no such store!"

"Continue pumping for me!"

Ouhe didn't believe it anymore, could he still draw the waste soil for the third time?
I--

"I'll go to your uncle!"

1 minute later.

Four bags of waste soil were smashed under the tree, creating four potholes more than one meter deep.

One of the bags—the waste soil that was thrown down first, had already reached a depth of more than three meters.

This thing seems to make the soil sink, but it is so heavy?

Ou He hurriedly picked it up, put it aside to take care of it, and gently...

But even so, it was still sinking slowly, and the soil on the ground was not firm, and the waste soil sank half a meter as soon as it touched the ground, which made Ouhe's eyes big.

Feelings, this wasteland is really a treasure, right?
Is he going to change from a "Japanese man" to a local man in the future?

Do you throw dirt when you see people?

Or become Gaara?Sasha - I'll scatter, I'll scatter your sister!Silly beep?
Also sprinkle...

Ouhe's face was ashen, and he asked the system: "In your lottery, is there only soil as an option? Otherwise, why did I draw four times, and it was all the two beep soil?"

"Fool, didn't I give you a bag of 3 square meters at the back? Now you add up to four bags of soil, which is 6 square meters!"

"Hehe." Ouhe smiled, gritted his teeth, and carried the four generations of soil and walked away——

Can't walk away.

too heavy.

He was stumped by four bags of soil! !
One square meter can still be picked up, two square meters is fine, three square meters is fine, but if you add the last bag of six square meters, it will wither.

Ouhe couldn't move the six square meters of soil! !
You know, there are not many of them at all, just 4 small dry bags, which are calculated by spreading 6 square meters on the ground!

They were small, but he still couldn't lift them.

"There are still 1000 fancy points, how about drawing again? After passing this village, there will be no such shop."

The system earnestly lures, like a magic voice, tempting Ouhe to draw a lottery.

"You haven't answered my question yet. Is it because you can only pump soil here? If so, I won't smoke. I only have these 1000 fancy points. I'm poor."

Looking at the four bags of waste soil in front of him, Ou Hesheng has nothing to love.

"No ..."

Maybe because Ouhe was too pitiful, the system actually added a sentence: "This time, it's definitely not dirt!"

"Really?"

Ouhe's eyes lit up. Now that he has entered this stage, it's not a matter of being fancy.

He just wanted to see, what else would appear after four times of soil extraction?
This soil is already so weird, can there be anything more weird than it?
"Really, it's not a human being who lied to you." The system spoke as if it were a human being.

"Okay, smoke it for me!"

"Ding dong..."

As Ou He's voice fell, his last 1000 fancy points also disappeared.

And he got it——

A bag of stones.

"I'll kill you!!"

Ou He's angry curses resounded in the campus, deafening, and the whole school heard it.