The strongest funny system

Before the school leaders came to arrest people.

Ouhe returned to Nan'an Bridge with four bags of soil and one bag of stones.

It doesn't mean to carry; in the end, the system looked at him poorly and asked him to store it in the inventory.

So he just threw the stone under the bridge.

Six square meters of waste soil and a bag of stones, this is the welfare that the system talks about.

"I'll fuck you!" Ouhe scolded: "How did this thing make me famous for Panlong Catering? I'll fuck you, system, I'll fuck you!!"

"I don't have an uncle." The system rogue died.

"I'm going to your uncle."

"Okay, you go, but I still want to ask you, do you know who Jian Keng is?"

"Health?" Ouhe looked puzzled, and asked, "Health martial arts?"

"Silly beep, Pengzu Jiankeng! A character from the ancient times, the ancestor of Fangzhong."

"I'll go to your uncle, what does the ancestor in the house have to do with me? I am known as the 'Net Net Boy', and I never watch colorful movies."

Ouhe was so angry that the system felt like it was getting worse and worse.

I don't even know what to introduce Jian Keng to him.

"The stone in your bag is Jian Keng's manuscript, which is even more precious than his "Peng Zu Jing" that is still alive!"

"Heh, the manuscript of the affairs in the house, I want to fuck your uncle?" Ou He scolded.

He was so angry that he exchanged 4 fancy points for [-] packs of waste soil and a pile of stones for remembering things.

Can you be a little more retro?

Returning to Pengzu, a person from the ancient times, I still have an "ancient curse" from the ancient times, do you want it?
"If you scold me again, I will explain it to you." The system said, "This is my duty."

"Yo," Ouhe laughed angrily, "Do you still have professional ethics when you feel emotional? Hahaha, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard. You have professional ethics in this pitiful system?"

"Aside from being the earliest patriarch of the house in China, Pengzu has other titles." The system obviously didn't want to scold Ouhe, and was following its script.

"What else?" Ouhe felt that maybe something terrible was about to happen.

"He is also the originator of China's martial arts culture, and the earliest qigong master in China!"

Sure enough, as the system's voice fell, Ouhe became excited, hugged the bag of stones, and asked, "What else?"

This is qigong. Could it be that he can obtain "Kamepa Qigong" from these stones?Like a super saiyan?
He already has a cloud light arrow, and comprehended the magic of this thing.

He really believes that he can perform Kamepai Qigong!
He is so excited.

"He is also known as the first long-lived ancestor in China, and he is a health preservationist."

"Then, what else?" Ouhe's heart beat faster.

Does this sentence mean that he can live to at least 98 years old?
He is excited.

"It's amazing..." Then, the system said something that made Ouhe spit.

It even sells off.

"I'm going, you're telling me!" Ouhe said angrily, "Is this soil used to bury you? These stones are just placed on the top of your grave to erect a monument for you, damn it!"

"Well, it's okay to tell you that Pengzu is the first professional chef in China, and he is the ancestor of cooking."

"What, what?!"

Then, Ouhe got excited.

He jumped under the Nan'an Bridge.

It turned out that this Great Void Wasteland is really a treasure.

At this time, under the guidance of the system, he drew six square meters of land in "Taixu". He can span the ancient times and even modern times. Obtained in 5000 years of civilization!
In other words, Ouhe can place the six square meters in any time at will, he can be in the Tang Dynasty or in the ancient times, he can get anything from that era.

For example--

The four-nosed carp in Weishan Lake during the Qianlong period, or the mandarin fish in the Songjiang River in Suzhou, or the "old hen" in ancient times.

As long as these chickens are caught by his six square meters, he can reach in and take them out.

And they were different from modern chickens.

They are "old hens" who have absorbed the ancient aura, they are divine chickens! !

"Catch, catch!"

Ou He immediately sank his thoughts into the wasteland of Taixu.

His mind is six square meters, and he can turn the dial on the left panel to adjust to Wuding 43, which is 1000+ BC.

He spent the whole night and finally caught an old hen that feeds on the aura of heaven and earth.

At that time, Ouhe stewed it.

Damn, his culinary skills are terrible, but he still cooked a pot of chicken soup that horrified people.

The people on the boat next door were all wandering under his boat. If Ouhe hadn't shut the door tightly, his house would have been crowded with people.

Even more shocking, under the Nan'an Bridge, fish, lobsters and crabs also flew up on the river, and they seemed to be attracted by this pot of chicken soup.

I went. At that time, Ouhe packed a little, traveled all the way to Yan Qianyu, and smashed the chicken soup on her table.

He has only one word——

"eat!"

"What to eat?" Yan Qianyu opened the insulation cover, looked at the dark and sloppy chicken soup inside, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

Feelings, her boss is as naive as she is, and he is here to take revenge on her.

"If you don't eat, I'll fire you!" Ouhe was too lazy to talk nonsense with her.

"I eat!"

Yan Qianyu gritted her teeth, then closed her eyes, and buried her head with the determination to die.

then…

She is crazy.

She has never, never eaten such delicious chicken soup! !

All the cells in his body were making "intense" noises as he drank the bowl of chicken soup.

Her exhaustion from a busy day disappeared in this instant.

She trembled all over, as if she was doing something happy, even her toes were so tight.

She is going to fly into the sky! !
She's just drinking chicken soup! !
"Mr. Ou, what, what chicken soup is this?"

Um?President Ou?

Ha ha.

Of course Mr. Ou disappeared.

He just came to pretend to beep.

He asked Yan Qianyu to come and beg him to promote chicken soup.

Because he believes that people who have eaten this ancient chicken soup will never forget the taste of bone erosion.

At this level, this bowl of chicken soup is no longer a food category.

It is a complete tonic, and it is a fetish! !

It's not soup.

is a dream.

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After the materials are available, of course mass production is required.

In the past few days, Ouhe continued to ask Liu Yi for a few days off on the pretext of looking for his father. After spending hundreds of hours, he finally found an old hen capable of laying eggs.

He wants to be a chicken farm in the void of time and space, and he wants to become the chicken god of China! !

In order to convince the people of Panlong Catering to serve him;

Also to prove that I can do a career;
Ouhe went all out, accepting the system's tasks desperately, earning fancy points, and pumping the wasteland of the void.

Huang Tian deserves a caring person.

After half a month, the six square meters of Ouhe became "30".

Although not very big, it is not a small chicken farm.

Moreover, these ancient hens are not ordinary things, and Ouhe does not plan to mass produce them.

So this is enough.

With the ingredients, it’s all about learning cooking skills…

Fortunately, Peng Zu was the first professional chef in China.

There is also a recipe specially made for the old hen engraved in his stone - chick soup.

The young soup is really a product of ancient times, created by Peng Zu, and the ingredients are boiled by old hens. Emperor Yao cured his anorexia for many years after eating this pot of chicken soup.

Let me go, this is Emperor Yao's anorexia, he is a "God"! !

His anorexia is present, but it can be compared with terminal illnesses like straight male cancer!

But after eating Pengzu's young soup, he was also cured.

Bull beep?
And Pengzu was also honored as the ancestor because of the pot of ancient chicken soup and the Pengcheng bestowed by Emperor Yao.

But now, the cooking method of his essence version of young soup is in the hands of Ouhe.

And he also has old hens from antiquity.

If he does not become a god, who will become a god?