The strongest funny system

"You mean, what you said is true?"

"Nonsense, why am I joking with you about this? Really, didn't you see it then?"

"Xu Xiaoman, did you really join the Dream Group?" On the other side of the conversation, he was finally surprised.

"Yes, without relying on you, Miss Jincheng, I joined the Dream Group with my own strength!"

"That's great, I'm sending someone to pick you up now, and you come and meet me."

"Miss, I'm in Canghai. Why do you pick me up? I'm going to Jincheng to find you? Let's forget it. I will work hard and strive to become a self-made strong woman!"

"Girl, I'm also in the sea."

"Why did you come to Canghai?" Xu Xiaoman was a little surprised.

"So don't interrupt! Didn't I tell you to take you to a fun place?"

"Then where is it so fun? It made you travel all the way to the sea?"

"Didn't you always like martial arts? Recently, major cities have held autumn martial arts competitions, and the venue is at the Sea God Building in Canghai City. Let me tell you, I have booked an invincible river view room, and I am going to have fun with you for a few days! Originally, it was intended to appease your feelings of failure, but I didn't expect you to pass, so that's even better!"

"Are you serious?" The Autumn Urban Martial Arts Competition sounded awesome, and Xu Xiaoman was very excited.

"Yes, my driver has arrived. Come here quickly. The room is on the 70th floor, A70005. I'll wait for you."

"Ok."

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Poseidon Building.

Ouhe has just arrived, and the system's voice has just sounded: "Complete the task of 'riding a shared bicycle' and reward 800 fancy points."

"Fuck!"

Hearing what the system said, Ouhe became angry.

Damn, he came all the way from Locke District to Nanyang District... for more than ten kilometers, he only rewarded 800 fancy points.

but…

For the sake of points, Ouhe has no choice.

"Ding dong! Start the animal mission, throw the shared bicycle into the river, and reward 5000 fancy points." Suddenly, the system started again.

Ouhe: ...

He is a good young man, the subway devil who will stop the scum for the citizens; he is the umbrella brother and the scar man who will win glory for the country...

He loves every plant and tree in this city; he also loves life.

It is absolutely impossible for him to throw the shared bicycle into the river——

"Throw the shared bicycle into the river and reward 10000 fancy points."

Peng!
Following the sound of the system, Ouhe threw 'Little Huang' into Canghe.

"you you!!"

This is the entrance of the Sea God Building, and the people passing by are all high-end people, and it just so happens that Ouhe's scene was seen by a beautiful girl.

She was stretching out her slender fingers, trembling towards Ouhe: "You, how could you do such a thing?"

"If you don't want to die, just be quiet." Ou He glared at her, then walked towards the Sea God Building.

His room is No. A70004, which he booked in advance.

And when he just entered the room, the Sea God Building welcomed another beautiful policewoman.

She went to the front desk, told them about the room she reserved, and then took the room card of A70003 and went up to the 70th floor.
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The entrance of the Sea God Building.

Xu Xiaoman, who started from Dream Group, finally arrived.

And as soon as she got out of the car, she saw her best friend.

It's just that my girlfriend's expression is very angry now.

"Xin Yu'er, who made you lose your temper again?"

"Manman, you're here, I'm so mad, just now I saw a man with no qualities." Xin Yu'er pinched her waist, her chest heaved, and she was very angry.

"What did he do?"

"Look." Xin Yu'er pointed to Xiao Huang who had just been picked up, and said to Xu Xiaoman, "That man threw the shared bicycle into the river, and it was in front of such a great building! How could he do such a thing?" Kind of thing!!"

At this time, in front of the two of them was a building security guard.

He is fishing Xiao Huang out of the river.

The two women hurriedly thanked the uncle and gave him money.

The uncle was stunned for a moment, thinking in his heart that the man had already given him 200 yuan when he entered the building just now, why did he give it again?

However, he sees through but doesn't tell.

Because no one thinks too much money.

"Thank you!" After saying that, he left.

……

"Just pick it up." After the two women gave the money, they walked towards the Sea God Building together. "There are moths in any city, and an international metropolis like Canghai is no exception."

"That's right, if I see that man again, 'Uncle Gai' must beat him to death!" Xin Yu'er was furious.

"Uncle Gai is here too?" Xu Xiaoman was very surprised, you know, she has been with Xin Yuer for a long time, and she also knows some things about martial arts.It is said that Uncle Gai is a second-level grand master, a very powerful figure, and a prestigious existence in Jincheng.

"Of course he will come. We in Jincheng are also participating in the City Martial Arts Conference this time, and we must win the championship!"

"Huh," Xu Xiaoman said with a smile, "Our champion is Canghai! You don't know, but Canghai has a superman who can fly!" What Xu Xiaoman was talking about was the demon who set the sky on fire a few days ago.

"Isn't Superman dead?" Xin Yu'er also knew about it. After all, the scene was so shocking that the entire sky exploded, and even the satellites in the sky seemed to be affected, losing contact with the earth for a short time.That's a big deal.

However, later the official said that Superman does not exist, and this explosion was also their 'military exercise'.

However, believe him to be a ghost!
He could fool ordinary people, but he couldn't fool fanatics like Xu Xiaoman.

"Superman must exist," she said with absolute certainty, "because someone took a picture of him descending from the sky, wearing a cape and Iron Man armor!"

"Then is he Superman or Iron Man?" Xin Yuer laughed.It's not that she doesn't believe it, but that she doesn't want to believe it.

Because this thing is so ridiculous.

"Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, you're all messing with me." Xu Xiaoman pouted, his chest bouncing in protest with anger.

"Don't tell me if you don't say it." Xin Yu'er hugged her arm and said, "Didn't you want to tell me about a college student when you came? Who is he? Why can he be with Queen Mu Xue? About this matter, what do you want?" Explain it carefully, is it because you betrayed your appearance and used beauty tricks on others?"

"Hey!" Speaking of this, Xu Xiaoman became excited. "Let me tell you, half of that college student's chest collapsed; when he first came, everyone laughed at him, and I was the only one who treated him well. He said he was here to talk to the president about business, and those from Harvard or Beijing University The top students laughed at him, even I thought he was joking... Then, he couldn't stand it, broke into the dream group, and just when we thought he would be kicked out, he actually came out with Queen Muxue There are directors and executives of Dream Group following behind! The head of the personnel department, under his instructions, wrote down my phone number, look, this is it..."

Excitedly, Xu Xiaoman turned on the phone, and handed the minister's number to Xin Yu'er.

The latter listened to the scriptures and found it incredible.

"That's right, I also find it incredible." Xu Xiaoman giggled, his chest dangling, intoxicating.

It's just this scene, no other man can see it.

Because they have already returned to the room.

"Then if you have a chance, you must introduce him to me. I want to know how divine this person is, and he can stand with my idol."

"Hey..." Hearing Xin Yuer's words, Xu Xiaoman was immediately discouraged, and said with pouted lips: "It's really a pity, I didn't have time to ask for his phone number; maybe, he and we are people from two worlds."

"That's right," Xin Yu'er also felt that the person who can direct Mu Xue, that iceberg beauty, is something they can understand?
People... I really don't know, I'm shocked!

When she first arrived, she saw a villain who threw a yellow bicycle into the river; but Xu Xiaoman met a college student who was on the same level as Mu Xue.

You said that people of the same age, why is there such a big difference?