The strongest funny system

At this time, the person being compared was playing with the scabbard in the room.

His whole body was shrouded in golden light, and he gradually put the gold into the simple scabbard.

And following his movements, the scabbard, which had not moved at all, finally lit up, but it was only fleeting, leaving a 'bloody dot' on his body.

On top of the dots, there are twelve large and small 'rhomboids'; they line up very well with the scabbard.

This thing should be the number of times the 'armor' has been used.
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The diamond-shaped blood tank is empty, only the bottom one is bright!

And this is the result of Ou He's hard work for most of the day.

He can use the scabbard again.

"It's just that this thing...doesn't help the game." Ouhe pondered: "This is a regular city battle. If I use the 'Iron Man' armor, I will definitely be accused of cheating."

"That's what it means." The system interjected.

"However... I am already strong enough. I only need my own strength and Yunguang Arrow to win the championship!" Ouhe still has this confidence.

system:……

"Why am I so strong?" Ouhe held his scabbard and looked out of the window on the 70th floor with long-lasting eyes.

"Is it okay if you don't pretend to beep?" The system couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Your chest is collapsed now! What are you still pretending to beep in front of me, quickly use up the remaining fancy points!"

"Just these few tricks... what can you do?" Ouhe was a little discouraged.

Just now he has used [-] fancy points to fill up the scabbard, without the help of 'Silver Light Kung Fu Wine', how could he fill up the scabbard?
Now... Ouhe only has 2000 fancy points left.

Poor beep.

"The most urgent thing now is to make your body stronger." Systematic analysis Ouhe said: "Although you are stronger than ordinary third-level grand masters, it is because your cultivation system is different."

"I still have a cultivation system?" Ouhe has always been vague about his own strength.

Isn't it enough to call him a third-level grand master?What kind of training system do you need?
"Forget it, I won't tell you this." The system said: "You have to improve your own attributes, otherwise you will die once you 'blow your family No. [-]' again."

"How to improve?"

"Superman's cape can also be upgraded."

"Can it still be upgraded?" Ouhe was very excited, and said: "How fast, can it surpass the speed of sound?"

"The speed of sound?" The system sneered: "Under the same atmospheric pressure and celsius, the speed of sound is 340 meters per second. If your body travels at this speed... Do you think you can survive? Can you bear such a situation?" Extreme speed? With the speed of 400 kilometers per hour, you can’t stand it anymore! Let’s talk about the speed of sound.”

"Then what should we do?" Ou He was stunned.Think about it too, if humans can break through the speed of sound... death is not far away.Sonic will tear their bodies apart in 'SB' shape...

"That's why I want you to increase the strength of your body." The system said: "If you can withstand the extreme speed of Superman's cloak, then your ordinary punch can crush a great master!"

"Damn it..." Ou He was extremely shocked, but he also felt that this was the truth.

If something has a speed of 340 per second; even if it's a grain of sand, it can kill someone like turning on the lock screen - as simple as that.

"Then how do we do it?" Ouhe's throat was a little dry, and he was excited.

The system vaguely leaked a piece of news: that is, his Superman cape can exceed the speed of sound! !

Ouhe couldn't help thinking, could he live to see this scene?Can his flesh withstand the extreme speed of Superman's cape?If that time comes...

Ouhe gets excited just thinking about it.

"No, just talk about it casually." However, the next sentence of the system made Ouhe very angry.

It even said it casually.

"What the fuck?"

"If you scold me again, I'm crashing again." The system said, "What if I don't just talk about it? You only have two thousand fancy points; you don't dare to draw a lottery, and you want to upgrade the Superman cape? Why do you? With your 2000 fancy?"

"Then you promise me that if the two thousand tricks are used, I must get something that strengthens my body—then I will smoke it!"

"Can it still be like this?" The system was speechless.

"Why not?" Ouhe earnestly said: "Baby System, we have known each other for more than half a year, can't you treat me better?"

"Why did I treat you badly?"

"What do you like about me?"

system:……

Ouhe: ...

Both 'people' were quiet, as if they were guilty.

"Okay then, I'll start the 'Physical Lottery' mode for you, 20000 fancy points at a time."

"Huh—what?!" Ouhe was very happy at first, but he was shocked when he heard the latter. "20000 fancy points?"

"Otherwise? Don't you want to move towards 340 meters per second? To achieve this, you must have a very powerful technique. And this thing requires a very high price."

"Is this too big?"

Except for the God-18888 capsule that was ordered at 88 last time, this is the most expensive single product price that Ouhe has ever heard.

"Believe me, it's worth the money." The system said: "The lowest level of skill items inside is A-level, and there are even S-level fetishes; if you can get them, you can definitely withstand the speed of sound tearing." of!"

"Can't resist?" Ouhe asked.

system:……

"Of course I can't resist it!"

"No," Ouhe shook his head quickly, waving his hands again and again: "I don't smoke, I can't die, I haven't found anyone yet."

"Coward, why are you looking for Mu Xiaotu if you are not strong? On this road, you have to face countless enemies, do you know that?"

"I understand the truth, but your stuff is too expensive, and I'm not fancy enough!"

"On credit."

"No credit." Ouhe refused even more: "Nimma's credit interest is more terrifying than usury! I won't be fooled, you just want to cheat me."

"This time it's interest-free."

"Why?" Ouhe was shocked.

"There is no reason." The system said: "The major banks sometimes introduce interest-free policies. Why can't I? I'm so artificial."

"Why." Ouhe asked, "I just want to know why." His expression was extremely vigilant.

"Forget it, you'll just be a coward for the rest of your life." The system sneered, "Hold on to your superman cape that only travels 400 kilometers per hour, and be your hero, a man with no ambitions."

"smoke."

Ouhe suddenly became angry: "I'm not provoked by you. I really want to smoke."

"Changed your mind again?"

"It's changed." Ou He said: "Here is the golden chain mail of the Monkey King; or Shennong Ding or something, to hold my beautiful body and let me break through the sound barrier."

"OK, credit 18000 fancy points, and start the physique lottery mode." Just after the system finished speaking, the voice came out again: "Ding dong! Congratulations on getting it, getting it..."

It stuttered.

"What did you get?" Ouhe asked in surprise.

It was the first time he heard the system stuttering.

"It's okay, that's it."

"What do you mean by that?" Ouhe refused, and said, "Did you get something really good? Are you not willing to give it to me?"

"No."

"Not your mother!" Ouhe was in a hurry, and said angrily, "Give me the baby! I am an S-level fetish?"

He knows that the items in the system are divided into grades, and the S grade is the highest! !
"Are you sure?" The system's voice was more solemn than ever.