The strongest funny system

"Yes, why not!" Ou He said urgently.

"Even if you become a devil?" The system said: "The value orientation I have always given you is bright and splendid, but if you take this thing today, you will go to hell!"

"So scary?" Ou He's expression changed drastically.

"Yes." The system is serious.

"Then I..." Ouhe paused, then suddenly laughed loudly and said, "Then I still want it." He hilariously laughed uncontrollably. "Hahaha, still going to hell, returning to light and the devil... Can you still get two more? This is the 21st century, where is hell? Where is the devil, show me!"

"This is it." The system sighed, and gave him what Ouhe had drawn.

It was black, and there was nothing else!

"This, this..." Ouhe was shocked.Because that mass of black can actually beat, like a heart, the size of a fist.

Then, before he could react, the 'black ball' split into pieces and turned into tentacles, enveloping him.

"What the hell is this?" Ou He yelled, the strength of the third-level grand master was completely lost.Even the scabbard and the Superman cape were too late to use.He was restrained by thousands of tentacles.

"This thing is called...Dark King Vine."

"What vine?" Ouhe was confused by such a name. "Come and rescue me!" he said anxiously.

"It's too late." The system sighed deeply, and then watched Ouhe being swallowed up by the Dark King Vine.

He was a good young man, and suddenly he turned into a giant black cocoon, which was very terrifying.

Although he couldn't see what was going on inside, the system still knew that Ouhe was resisting.
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There are golden lights bursting out from the cocoon from time to time, but they are quickly submerged by more black.

That is Yunguang Arrow, Ouhe is fighting with the Dark King Vine!However, how can he resist the weirdness of this thing?
If it was a mortal thing, would the system be so dignified?

The Dark Heavenly King Vine... that is something that countless strong men have proved with their deaths.

"Damn it, let me have a credit of [-] to change this thing to harm me, the system—ah! Damn, it got into my body, and my bones are all entangled! System, save me—— I was wrong…"

Useless.

No matter how Ouhe yells, it can't change the fact that he has become 'darkness'.

In the end, not even the golden light shot out, and not even the sound was heard.

He seems to be screwed.

In the room, there was only a giant black cocoon trembling slightly at this moment; from time to time, black touches several meters long were thrown out, and then whipped in again.

Ouhe couldn't even say 'ah'.

He didn't even seem to have the energy to scream.

I don't know what he's doing in there.

Maybe even dead.
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He now knows what the black touch that binds him is. It is black and deep, like a color born in chaos, covering its original 'appearance', making people mistaken for some weird thing.

But in fact, Ouhe knew that it was a vine shrouded in black mist!
It's just that he...knows too late.

Fujiko got into his body and kept stirring all over his internal organs.

He now... wished he was dead.

He fainted countless times, but was woken up countless times.

He wants to kill! !

It seems that "darkness" has indeed changed him. He has changed from a bright person to a violent one, full of killing intent to destroy the world.

In the upper half of the giant cocoon, two clusters of scarlet light flashed from time to time.

Those are the man's eyes of killing intent.

He wants to be bloodthirsty!

"boom!"

Then, he was stunned by more than a dozen vines raised so high.

The bloody pupils disappeared again, but after being fucked for a while, Ouhe woke up again, revealing those scarlet pupils again—and then, bang.

Fujiko smoked it again.

Such a cycle is horrible.

……

This kind of thing has been repeated for two days.

And two days later, the policewoman in room A70003 who had a mission...

Finally home.

At this moment, she was standing in front of the bathtub, looking at the shrunk version of the sea outside the window, feeling very complicated.

In the end, she chose to take a bath.

After all, when the prisoner was arrested, his body was sweating.

And the invincible river view rooms in the Sea God Building...

It's her first time living here too.

This bathtub also has a massage mode, and you can see the endlessly flowing Cang River outside the window; in the distance is the sea water of Nanyang Bay...the scenery cannot be more beautiful.

Even a dedicated person like Zhang Jinhua couldn't help but want to be lazy.

then…

She took off the police uniform on her body, held her two plump breasts, and stretched her legs into the bathtub.

"Well... so comfortable."

Zhang Jinhua groaned, his eyes were tightly closed, and he showed an incomparably bright smile.

The woman is extremely beautiful, belonging to the Yujie style similar to Yan Qianyu.

But the two of them...combined are not as weird as Wushuang.

That person is also beautiful, but her beauty is extremely shocking; in addition, there is also her character of great wisdom and foolishness.

"I always feel that Yan Qianyu is weird." Lying lazily in the bathtub, Zhang Jinhua looked out the window, frowned and said, "She and Ouhe shouldn't be like this before...she can't wait for Ouhe to fall into the river or Stepping on shit—ever cry because of him?"

Zhang Jinhua was puzzled.

Not only did he wonder about Yan Qianyu's sex change; he also wondered why he thought about it.

"what sound?"

Suddenly, Zhang Jinhua noticed that the neighbor was very noisy, and the bells were ringing, as if they were fighting.

She stood up suddenly, and ran towards the wall regardless of the leaked spring.

When the water drops rolled down her tender body, she also went to the wall, listening to A70004's movements.

"This voice..."

She paused, and said in a solemn tone, "It's definitely fighting, otherwise why would it be so painful?" However, she vaguely felt that this growl was somewhat familiar.But I can't tell what it is...

"Could it be the international giant criminal you have encountered before?"

Thinking of this, Zhang Jinhua didn't feel like taking a bath anymore, she put on her clothes again, and then went outside the window.

The Poseidon Building has a balcony, and there are no protective measures.Because they don't want the hotel's scenery to be affected by unnecessary things, they 'open to jump off the building'.

At this time, Zhang Jinhua, who had signed the "No Obligation Contract for Falling Building", appeared outside the window on the 70th floor.

With firm eyes, she leaped towards A70004 with a vigorous jump.

After landing, she leaned against the french door and looked into the room with her head.

The decoration is almost the same as her room, but the target is obviously not here.

"The sound seems to have stopped..."

Zhang Jinhua considered for about half an hour before choosing to come and arrest international criminals.

But Ouhe... has been screaming in the room for two days.

As for why he didn't let Zhang Jinhua hear it at the first time, it was because two days later... the Dark King Vine was almost finished, and now it was the finishing stage, so the time for him to shout it once...was a bit long.

For example, Zhang Jinhua can't hear it now.

"what!!"

However, after another ten minutes, Zhang Jinhua heard a low growl again.

The sound came from the master bedroom. This is the balcony, and only the living room can be seen.

So Zhang Jinhua thought twice, and she chose to go in.