The strongest funny system

Ye Jiyun left, he was afraid that he would go crazy if he stayed.

Ou Tianwang is getting close to him, and he has also seen his weirdness.

this person…

He doesn't understand.

So after the task is completed, the farther away the better.

He was afraid that if he stayed, would he kill him?Or will it offend him?Wouldn't his mission be in vain?

"I'm going back first." On the way, Xiao Ke walked... said something to Ou He, and then left.

The latter looked at her, hesitant to speak, but in the end he didn't want to keep her.

He could see... Xiao Ke seemed to be full of things, but she didn't say anything, and Ou He wouldn't ask, he was afraid of provoking the other party.

if she is unhappy...

Then he will be cold.

……

……

Xiao Ke didn't go to Qingyun Community, but chose to return to the Health Martial Arts Center.

At this time, she was alone under the ring, with her knees pillowed, curled up in a ball.

This is the most vulnerable human being.

In the past six months, she often experienced it.

A person…

Always be alone.

Even if she lied to herself today that she still had 'him', she couldn't forget that shocking thing.

The sister she admired and loved the most... turned out to be the murderer who killed her.

Xiaoke at this moment is extremely fragile.

The man on the window on the second floor saw it all.

He stayed with her like this and didn't leave all night.

During the period, he contacted the system.

But the system still didn't show up.

It seems to be over.

He is now...

Also very sad.

He and Xiaoke, one is inside the house, the other is outside in the balcony garden... leaning against a wall, they are both vulnerable.

I don't know why, it's just a illusory thing that doesn't know whether it exists or not, and it can make him, a powerful person, lose.

Maybe it has something to do with Xiaoke's mood.

Her loneliness also affected him.

Ouhe also had something on his mind these two days, but he didn't show it.

he thinks…

No matter how the world changes, he doesn't belong here.

he wants it.

Even though the system is broken, he misses it.

Because everything he owns was brought to him by the other party.

How much he wished that the system would jump out and give him a task; why would he ask him to sacrifice his hue; use this handsome face to curry favor with Xiaoke...he was willing.

"Ding dong!"

In the early morning, what woke up Ouhe was a pleasant bell.

A line of words suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Please make Xiaoke happy; you have to stay with her all the time, maybe the system will come back."

Behind this sentence, there are four characters.

They framed it with '【]'——【Not me】

This means that although the system appears, it does not have consciousness.

I don't know how this mission came out.

Or...it wasn't a quest at all.

Because it doesn't give quest rewards.

But Ouhe still decided to do this.

He opened the window and jumped down to the first floor.

At this time, the sun just came out, about 7.8 o'clock.

Xiao Ke just curled up on the floor and slept all night.

When Ouhe came down, she woke up.

The moment she opened her eyes, the latter saw 'despair' in her eyes.

This look made Ouhe's eyes tremble inexplicably.

in the end…

What's up with her?
"Are you hungry?" Ouhe asked?

"..." Xiao didn't speak.

She still seems to be in a mood.

Because she had a 'good dream' last night.

But the sweet dream is about her and Mu Xue.

She returned to the identity of Mu Xiaotu, and remembered the things with her sister since she was a child.

And this should be a beautiful thing, but because of the cruel reality, it has become the opposite dream.

Nightmare!

"Look, your face is pale, like you haven't eaten for a few days, do you want to have breakfast and go for a walk?" Ouhe frowned, thinking about the last words of 'System', and advised Xiaoke.

However, she does not speak.

And Ouhe also became helpless.

In fact, his temper has been very violent recently; because he is the Dark King Vine; he became crazy and even beat himself, how could he do something with a hot face and a cold ass.

but…

The system and Xiaoke are the two things that can 'stabilize' his emotions the most.

He is working hard for the non-existent 'person'; he is also fighting for the girl in his heart.

He must make it happen.

Both are indispensable.

He not only wants the system, but also Mu Xiaotu!
So he must let Xiaoke get better.

Because of Tianwang's intuition, he knew that all the truth was on this person.

"Let me tell you a joke." Ouhe saw that she was not interested in anything, so he collapsed down a bit decadently, and sat opposite her.

Xiaoke became much more beautiful today, Ouhe looked at her, and she also looked at Ouhe, her expression fluctuated, but she still didn't speak.

"What kind of eyes do you have?" Ouhe was irritated, "I can't tell jokes?"

"..." Xiaoke was speechless, but it was even more insulting.

Her expression is just a 'hum'.

Ouhe got angry, and then started to say, "Do you know why male dogs and female dogs pee differently?"

Xiaoke: ...

Naturally, she would not answer such absurd questions.

Even if she is in a good mood, she will not answer this.

"Let me tell you." Ouhe snorted, took out a bottle of Yakult out of thin air, untied the foil, and drank it, "Thousands of years ago, both male and female dogs squatted when they urinated of."

After speaking, Ouhe observed her expression.

What made him laugh was that Xiaoke blinked her eyes, but found that Ouhe looked over and became 'sluggish' again.

She was still very sad.

But there should always be a good sign.

Ou He continued: "It wasn't until the Tang Dynasty that things changed... Once Tang Taizong went to Huashan to worship the heavens, and brought two dogs, one male and one female, both raised by him. Suddenly the bitch got anxious, so she ran behind a tree to solve it. This was a very disrespectful behavior when offering sacrifices to the heavens, which annoyed the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor ordered Lei Gong to hit a thunder, which happened to hit the tree. The bitch, the male dog was very scared after seeing it... From then on, every time the male dog urinated under the tree, he would stretch out one foot and press against the tree hard to prevent the tree from falling down on him.”

That's it.

A blush suddenly appeared on Xiao Ke's face, her expression became extremely strange, she seemed ashamed and a little annoyed, and then she didn't seem to know how to deal with this emotion, so she just buried her face in her knees and couldn't come out.

Ou He's eyes lit up, and he rushed forward to break her head.

But Xiao Ke was so overwhelmed that he refused to show his face.

Ouhe laughed, and said with a loud laugh: "Are you laughing? Hahaha, are you still embarrassed? Lift your head up for me!"

But Xiao Ke just refused.

Just like this, Ouhe started fighting with her.

Of course, using the power of normal people.

Due to the intense fighting, the two of them got entangled and fell to the ground uncontrollably.

Xiaoke failed, her head came out, Ouhe could only see 'very red', before she had time to make fun of her, she ran away again.

At this time, Xiao Ke's head rested against Ou He's chin and pressed against his chest.

thump, thump...

The world suddenly became quiet.