The strongest funny system

She has a small body and feels like holding a 'baby'.

Ouhe was frightened crazy by his own thoughts.

He didn't know why he had such an idea, but that's how it felt right now.

Xiao Ke is like a big beauty.

Or is holding the 'Goddess'.

If you don't look at the face, she is like this.

Full of aura, delicate and exquisite, thick and fit, some positions are not big, but they are quite beautiful.

She hid in her arms... Ouhe felt like a cat was hugging his chest.

Lazier and more charming than a cat, her hair is icy cold, her breathing is small and soft, and her puff puff puff is very cute.

Seeing her again...was shocking.

A lot of feeling eroded above, and Ouhe got closer to her.

Both eyes widened, looking at each other.

As the saying goes, if the opposite sex with feelings looks at each other for more than three seconds, then something will happen.

and so…

Something happened to the two of them.

Because Xiao Ke closed his eyes, but he still didn't move.

So he made the girl angry.

After her momentum passed, she was extremely ashamed. As for how to solve this 'shyness' - Xiao Ke chose to punch him.

Then she escaped.

Ouhe stood up and followed her in the direction she left.

He didn't know what Xiao Ke was doing.

Because he just closed his eyes...

"Nani?" Fortunately, Xiao didn't know the truth, otherwise she would be stunned.

But Ouhe is not shameless, he 'closes his eyes' because he does not look at her sinking eyes, but chooses to escape.

Because in his heart, there is only Mu Xiaotu.

So in the few seconds just now, both of them closed their eyes on time.

Then one is sober and the other is beaten.

They can't say what they lost or gained...

Because of this, no one understands.

"Why are you hiding here?" Ou He found her in the kitchen.

"..." Xiao Ke still didn't speak, but she still had some reaction after all, and glanced at Ouhe with a reddish face.

The latter is from seeing some redness from the crevices of her scars; besides this, there are also redness on the base of her ears and neck...

She was really, really shy.

Ouhe didn't know why she was shy.

"You're hungry, aren't you?" Ouhe could guess what that look in her eyes meant, and said in a shy way that she was hungry...

If he dared not understand, he would be beaten again.

His status as a heavenly king is useless to Xiaoke.

"..." Xiao Ke glanced at him again, probably meaning 'Since you know, what are you waiting for? '.

"What do you want to eat?" This is easy to handle, you can exchange anything in the Ouhe system—but, he was stupid, when he wanted to go to the 'store' to exchange items, he found that he could no longer communicate with the system.

It is no longer there.

And the Yakult he drank before was taken from the canteen at home.

He can't conjure things up...

"..." Xiaoke ignored him, but she just leaned against the refrigerator and refused to leave.

"Let me see what's there." Ouhe walked towards her, and the girl moved slightly, just enough to open the refrigerator door.

This made Ouhe a little funny.

And just as he curled the corners of his mouth, he felt the attack of murderous intent.

Xiao Ke is looking at him...

"Ahem." Ouhe didn't dare to laugh anymore, he looked in the refrigerator, there were noodles in it, he ignored it.

Because he is Ou Tianwang, but it is impossible for other girls to follow him.

but…

When he just skipped over the noodles, the girl's face came closer, and her eyes were fixed on it.

She wants noodles.

If she can't eat noodles, then she is noisy, noisy!

"I'll give it to you?" Ouhe frowned, he was a little displeased, but suddenly the words that the system said in the morning came to his mind: try to make Xiaoke happy.

And he... also saw the gloom in Xiaoke's eyes.

Although it is hidden deeply, it still makes Ou Tianwang glow with some humanity.

He hadn't eaten breakfast yet, and was hungry.

In fact, he also likes to eat noodles.

but no meat...

He doesn't do it.

"No meat!" He said to Xiaoke, "I'm a carnivore, and you only have noodles here, and no vegetables—where are you going?"

Before Ouhe finished speaking, Xiaoke turned around and left.

So he chased it out.

He found her open the door and went out.

Ouhe followed closely, and then came to the vegetable market.

She stood before the butcher.

Looking at Ouhe.

Ouhe: ...

He paused, took out his mobile phone, scanned the QR code on the pork stall, and asked for two catties of lean meat.

However, after buying, Xiaoke didn't leave.

She glanced at Huang Fei, then her eyes fell on Lean Rou again.

Ouhe unexpectedly guessed what she meant.

"I've already bought all of them. If you have more, you can put them in the refrigerator and eat them at night." Ou He said.

"..." Xiao Ke was speechless, and just looked straight at him with a 'sluggish' gaze.

They are making a fuss over the issue of more or less pork.

In the end, Ouhe failed.

He plans to be a good gentleman today, let her go for now!
So he talked to the butcher for a long time, and the other party returned 4/3 of the money to him.

Ouhe's two catties of lean meat turned into five taels.

"..." Xiaoke was finally satisfied, she turned around and led Ouhe to the vegetable area.

Everyone in the market pointed at her, as if they thought she was ugly; it was precisely because of this that Ouhe fell for her.

She is poor, vulnerable and in need of help.

Although she pretended to be indifferent, Ouhe could still see her sadness.

So he followed her to buy green onions and coriander.

During the period, when the vegetable seller saw Ouhe, all the onions in his hands fell to the ground.

Ouhe was also a little surprised, looked at him and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm simulating the daily life of a vegetable vendor. Recently, I encountered a murder case. The deceased was a vegetable farmer." Di Renjie approached Ouhe and said in a low voice; but soon, he returned to normal and turned to Ouhe. : "One piece five, and then I gave him a shallot."

"En." Ouhe scanned Di Renjie's QR code, gave the money, and was about to leave—but Xiaoke didn't leave again.

Ouhe was stupid again, looked at her and said: "Enough, one shallot is enough! How much more do you want to eat? It's just for decoration, you plan to eat onions until you are full?"

He actually...understood Xiaoke's meaning again.

It's also amazing.

"..." However, Xiaoke didn't leave.

Because she likes to eat green onion.

I like it very much.

And she also needs to eat more coriander, and she also needs to buy tomatoes.

Eating raw, eating more vegetables is good for the skin.

"Then I want another tomato." Ouhe continued to scan Di Renjie's QR code, picked up a few shallots and coriander, raised his head and asked, "How many in total?"

"Forget it, forget it, take it all, it's not mine anyway!" Di Renjie was in office, and whether he lived or died these dishes had nothing to do with him.

"Yeah." But Ouhe was really not polite to him. The two had solved the case together before. Although they were jealous of Zhang Jinhua, they both saw the value of each other in the end. They can be regarded as friends.

Since we are friends, what's the point of taking a few vegetables from him?

These are all Ouhe's 'lines', lines that Xiaoke can find.

Seeing that there was no need to pay, Xiao didn't know why, so he made small steps very quickly and left.

Ouhe could actually see what she meant.

Even Di Renjie understood it!
She intends to take advantage and take the lead!

Ou He followed with a dazed expression, and then at the corner, he met another woman.

Yan Qianyu!