The strongest funny system

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The Grand Canal is a relatively lively shopping center in Macau.

There are two famous egg tart shops here.

The names are 'Andre' and 'Marilyn' respectively.

The names are so similar, naturally there is a story.

Because the owners of these two egg tart shops were originally husband and wife, but later divorced, the woman came out and opened another one, and they have since become the two most famous shops in Macau.

Andrea's real founder is no longer in the store, someone else is running it.

And Marilyn's master... has always existed.

She just celebrated her 60th birthday today.

"That's her?"

Wushuang, who was standing by the river, looked at the 'grandma' and asked.

"Ah."

The bald man also saw her, and his eyes revealed the feeling of a thousand years.

"You... are a couple?" Wushuang's expression was full of curiosity.

Because these two people don't look like a couple.

Young and old love?
The old lady was 60 years old, her stooped body was in stark contrast to the straight pen holder of the bald man.

"Oh, don't look at me so handsome, but I have lived for many years." Andre smiled at Wushuang, and then stretched out his hand to her.

Now Wushuang also knows his name, Andre, a name that doesn't look like a Chinese.

"Should we go now?" Wushuang was still making preparations, and did not go with his hand.

"End early, and send you back early." Andre reached out to her again.

Then Wushuang led him together and walked directly to Marilyn's egg tart shop.

"Chocolate egg tart, moist like love, are you interested in getting two?" The old lady is already a big boss, but she still likes to sell here.

But when she looked up and saw the bald man, she couldn't utter a word.

"Long time no see." Andre smiled at her, "Marilyn..."

"...Long time no see." Marilyn was stunned for a long time before replying to him, "Andre."

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In this way, Wu Shuang walked around Macau with Andre for a long time, and met many of his lovers.

He said 'afraid of water', Wushuang didn't know if it was true, but he let himself follow, there was indeed something to do.

Use her to make many women give up.

It's just that Wushuang felt that even after seeing their 'couple', those women would not be able to forget him.

Because Andre is handsome and charming.

At least Marilyn couldn't forget him.

The two ate a few egg tarts at her place, and then left Macau.

They still stepped on the door and left.

Andre wants to personally send Wushuang to the opposite city.

China - Pengcheng.

"Why did you do this?" Wushuang didn't know how many women he had; she was curious about Andre's behavior, since she was reluctant, why did she give up on them?

She could see that Andre had love for them, but he was a little too careless...

"Aren't all men like this?" Andre galloped on the sea with Wushuang in the sunshine, "Or, this is fraternity." Andre looked at the bright sky, the sun was shining, just like his mood.

Macau is only his first stop. Since he has returned to China, he has a lot of love debts to pay.

Blame him for being too beautiful and fraternal.

"There must be other reasons." Wushuang was confused by him, and he was not in the mood to practice that kind of qigong, and wanted to know his answer very much.

"You don't want to know." Andre smiled, showing his big white teeth.

"I'm a woman, so I'm also curious." Wushuang looked at the city that was getting closer and closer, and knew that she would never see this bald man again when she landed on that piece of land.

"I never mentioned it to anyone." Andre refused.

"Sooner or later, I will know." Wushuang was aroused to be competitive, and refused to accept it.

"I won't tell, how do you know?"

"The six weirdos knew you before," Wushuang said, "My younger brother is very powerful. I asked him to ask those six people, and they naturally said so."

"That's right." Andre smiled, not looking like a gangster at all.

"Then you say no?" Wushuang refused to give up, her stalking appearance was very cute, and she fell into Andre's trap completely.

Andre just kept it secret because he saw how cute she was; he just wanted to see if such a beautiful woman was different from ordinary people?
But he found out he was wrong.

Because Wushuang... super gossip!

He made a mistake.

He felt that if the delay continued, Wushuang might even fight him!

Andre was very scared, and just wanted to send her to Pengcheng quickly, to find her brother who was a heavenly king.

"Don't ask, I won't tell, it's a matter of personal dignity." Andre smiled wryly.

"Is it so serious?" Wushuang didn't believe it, "What matter could be related to dignity?"

"Like me." Andre smiled.

"Then don't talk about it." Wushuang turned to look at the seaside elsewhere, "I don't want to know."

"The best." Andre was very happy, and worked harder, playing the door panel into an 'airship', even faster than the airship!
"Where are you going to swim?"

It's just that he smuggled out again, it's impossible for no one to notice.

And the people who stopped them this time were not just as simple as the Hong Kong Island Navy.

There are even a few men floating on the sea, stepping on a 'plank' like him.

It's just their 'planks', which are huge and completely covered by the sea.

"Hehe," Andre looked at the person on the wooden board and sighed, "I didn't expect to see this set of armor after so many years..."

He was talking about the four knights in front of him.

The four of them are each equipped with a tall horse.

The horse just stopped on the surface of the sea, floating and sinking with the waves, giving people a very weird feeling.

Maybe their mounts can't be called 'war horses' - they should be called seahorses.

"Who are you?" 'Si Qi Xue' frowned, because they felt that the man in front of them seemed to know them.

Otherwise why would you say their 'armor'?
This is indeed equipment that I haven't seen for a long time, and even they put it on after a long time.

This is the property of the Bai family. If they were not summoned by the 'Prince', the four of them would still be nouveau riche in suits and leather. How could they set foot on the battlefield again.

But since the Bai family summoned and sent the inherited armor, the four of them, the Qixue army who had received the inheritance, naturally had to play.

They are a big family that existed in the early Yuan Dynasty, representing the Qi Xue Army, known as Sixiong, also known as Si Qi Xue, and they only obeyed the orders of Emperor Menggu.

And the current Emperor Menggu is most likely the man named 'Bai Shaolong'.

He sends them to rescue a woman named Wushuang.

Making a fuss over a molehill...but had to.

"I don't have time to talk to you now." Andre knew the background of these people, so it was better to strike first.

Peng!
The surface of the sea, with the pressure of Andre's big hand, suddenly collapsed into a huge pit.

The sea water poured back into the pit, burying Siqi Xue and Haijun who hadn't reacted.

Wushuang's eyes were so wide seeing this scene of ghosts and gods, and before he had time to react, Andre took her and stomped on the door and hurried away.

"Damn, chase!"

After a long time, the people buried in the sea came out, and the horses of the four of them were also angry. They kept shaking their toned hair on the surface of the sea, patted the surface of the sea a few times, and then chased after Andre.